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BREAD & BREAKFAST
Soda bread
Crackerbread
Sunshine bread
Chickpea and tomato best brunch loaf
Cabbage griddle scones
Beer and sultana bread
Vegan banana bread
Courgette sultana and lemon bread
Mandarin and poppy seed loaf
Garlic herb and lemon bread
Penny pizzas
White chocolate tea bread

SUPER SOUPS
Love soup
Really tomato basilly soup
Tomato and haricot bean soup
Carrot and coriander soup
Carrot cumin and kidney bean soup
Feisty soup
Roasted courgette and mint soup
Red wine and mushroom soup
Mexican chocolate chilli and black bean soup
Simple spiced potato soup
Onion soup with red wine
Avgolemono
Spiced lentil soup
Mushy pea soup

BEANS, PULSES AND LENTILS
Carrot cumin and kidney bean burgers
Lentil bolognese
Warm chickpea salad with bacon and olives
Mixed bean goulash
Chickpea carrot and coriander falafels
Mumma jacks best ever chilli
Gigantes plaki
Peach and chickpea curry
Smoky red lentil burgers
Warm spicy daal
Hummus

TAKE A PACKET OF PASTA
Use me for anything tomato sauce
Best-o pesto
Onion pasta with parsley and red wine
Mushroom and spinach pasta
Carrot ribbon pasta
Car-brie-nara
Lemony spinach pasta with brown lentils
Onions cabbage and cheese pasta
Summer pasta alla Genovese
Roman pasta with mandarins and a creamy basil sauce
Creamy grilled cheese and courgette pasta
Macaroni peas

OR A BAG OF RICE
Brie and bacon risotto
Garlic and parsley risotto
Pea and mint risotto
Earthy red wine and mushroom risotto
Courgette tomato and brie gratin
Sort-of- paella

VEGETABLE DISHES
Gnocchi
Courgette and mint fritters
Bubble and squeaks
Vegetable masala curry
Not meatballs
Baba ganoush
Mushroom chasseur
Keralan aubergine curry
Chestnut and red wine casserole
Moroccan not-a-tagine
Mushroom stroganoff
Potato salad with Greek cheese courgette and yoghurt
Panzenella
Colcannon
Saag aloo

FISHES
Jack's simple fish pie
Fishy cakes
Simple prawns with feta and tomatoes
Creamy salmon pasta with a chilli lemon kick
Easy salmon pasta
Spaghetti with cockles
Battered anchovies with quick tarty sauce
Stampy roes
Sicilian style sardines with pasta and green beans
Oven baked fish in best tomato sauce with lemon and parsley rice

BIRDS
Turkey meatballs
Chicken chasseur
Easy chicken satay
Creamy mustard chicken with winter veg
Spanish style chicken
Diet Coke chicken

PIGGY
Honey and mustard glaze gammon joint
Pork kokkinisto
Pork and beans cassoulet
Oh my god dinner
Spring piggy
Sausage and beer casserole
Ham pea and mint casserole
Best macaroni with bacon and spinach
Mushroom bacon and ale casserole
Firecracker sausages with tragedy mash
Sausage and lentil one pot dinner
Haggis style meatballs

SWEETS AND TREATS
White chocolate and peach traybake
My cakeys
Chocolate buttons
School dinner days jam swiss roll
Paddington Bear sponge puddings
Apple and cinnamon loaf cake
Peanut butter and jam thumbprint cookies
Peanut butter and white chocolate frozen yoghurt
Beery berry crumble
Queen of hearts jam tarts

JULY/AUGUST
Roast beetroot and cheese pasta
Oat battered kippers with beetroot mash
Beetroot feta cheese and lentil salad
Parmesan crumbed chicken livers with a self dressing beetroot and mandarin salad
Turkey and chickpea burgers
Charred cumin green beans with mint and yoghurt sauce
Pasta with creamed herring roe and green beans
3 ingredient pasta sauce
Delia's gazpacho
Butch romesco
Sweet and sour chicken
Pork and prune burgers
Piccalilli
Tomato and onion salsa
Peach and lime crumble
Charred peaches with cream cheese and coffee
Courgette chocolate cake
Courgette ribbons
Cheat roasted garlic hummus
Garlic soup

SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER
Aubergine pepper and Greek cheese tortilla
Smoky aubergine tomato and red lentil pasta sauce
Aubergine and kidney bean burgers
Melitzanosalata
Jonaki baba gosht
Spiced cauliflower butter bean and almond soup
Cauliflower ginger and turmeric salad
Roasted cauliflower fennel and garlic soup
Cauliflower mac and cheese with bacon
Berry Bircher breakfast pot
Autumn puddings
Burnt brown sugar meringues with BlackBerry yoghurt
Blackberry and white chocolate frozen yoghurt lollies
Bramley apple jelly
Bramley apple soda bread
Apple crumble granola
Bombay potatoes
Sleepy potatoes
Smoky roe
Auntie Helen's potato sandwiches
Squash and thyme risotto
Squash and cheese bread

NOVEMBER/DECEMBER
Fish korma
Banana tea and chickpea curry
Curried eggs
Fish tagine
Potato dhansak
Channa masala
Spiced split pea and yoghurt soup
Kale pesto
Bacon kale bean thing
Chestnut risotto
Chestnut and bacon soup
Roasted carrot and Greek cheese soup
Carrot fritters with a cumin and coriander yoghurt sauce
Sweet carrot and nutmeg rice pudding

CHRISTMAS
Smoked mackerel pate
Perfect Yorkshire puds
Tree biscuits
Pears poached in red wine
Easy mulled wine
"Special cabbage" with sneaky spreads
Finnish style liver casserole

CHRISTMAS FOODIE GIFT IDEAS
Peanut and chocolate chip cookie jar
Chilli vodka
St. Clements chicken
Pinwheel biscuits
Boxing Day pasties

JANUARY/FEBRUARY
Dagaa
Sister Martha's "just chicken" chicken soup
Stuffed cabbage leaves
Savoy cabbage butter bean and bacon casserole

BURNS NIGHT
Cock-a-leekie soup
Home made haggis pots with neeps and tatties
Tipsy laird

VALENTINE'S DAY
Valentines soup
Headrush spaghetti
Bolognon
Love marmalade
First date mushrooms on toast
Come to bed carbonara

PANCAKE DAY
Silver dollar pancakes
Perfect pancakes
Nana pancakes

MARCH/APRIL
Smoked mackerel on toast with hot quick rhubarb salsa
Rhubarb bread
Rhubarb and ginger crumble
Jewelled clafoutis
Lazarus pesto
Salsa Verde
Spring veg risotto
Muffizzas
Fred
Ribollita
Spring herb pasta
Birthday pizza sauce
Birthday pizza dough

MAY/JUNE
Tabbouleh style rice
Thai style pesto-y stuff
Cooking on a Bootstrap
Unapologetic puttanesca
Smoked mackerel kedgeree
Smoked mackerel chilli and lemon fish cakes
Chickpeas with spinach and cumin
Spinach and lentil daal
Pearl barley risotto
Spinach lentil and lemon soup
Radish tops and garlic cream pizza
Radish top pesto
Radish and pea risotto

YEAR ROUND COMFORTS
Peanut butter semifreddo
Peanut butter bread
Peanut butter hot chocolate
Make me better morning mug
Maple syrup sponge cake
Iced breakfast tarts
Super express portable porridge
Peanut butter granola
Bannocks
Cheese and onion drop scones
Blue cheese and onion tattie scones
Sticky salted banana loaf cake

BREAD
Basic white
Simple flatbreads
Applesauce breadcake
Sprout scones
Unfuckupable wholemeal pizza dough
Socca gluten free frying pan pizza base
Five minute bread
Coconut milk soda bread
Pint glass bread
Corn muffins
Lardy buns
Cakey goodness bread

BREAKFAST
Ping porridge
Berry green smoothie
Crappuccino
Beetroot, Carrot and Ginger juice (without a juicer)
Saturday morning pancakes
Fluffy berry pancakes
Microwave kale and chilli eggs
Mandarin Bircher
Marmalade granola
Shakshuka
Gramcake
Microwave mountain omelette
Courgette lemon pancakes
Pizza toast
French toast

SOUPS
Worts
Mushroom and Greek cheese soup
One ingredient mushroom soup
Cheese soup
Poor chaplain soup
Colcannon soup
Payn Fondue
Spinach, lentil and lemon soup
Carrot and Greek cheese soup
Spiced potato soup with chilli and yoghurt
Spiced cauliflower, butter bean and almond soup
Chilled pea soup
Spiced split pea and yoghurt soup
Garlic soup
Roast carrot and chickpea soup
Broccoli stalk and barley soup
Allium soup
Pappa Al pomodoro
Kale, barley and cumin soup
Minestrone

A PACKET OF PASTA OR A BAG OF RICE
Mug Marmite Mac and cheese
Carrot ribbon pasta
Parsnip Mac and cheese
Spaghetti alla puttanesca
Roasted cabbage pasta with cheese
Lazarus pasta
Sausagne
Creamy cannellini and fennel pasta
Pumpkin and bacon carbonara
Chicken liver Bolognese
Marrow gratin
Creamy crabby pasta
Smoked mackerel kedgeree
Green rice
Microwave courgette, tomato and cheese bake
Chillaf (microwave chilli)
Spring herb risotto

SPUDS
Croquettes
Corny browns
Also Dum
Tinned spud fishcakes
Moonshine mash

BEANS, PULSES, LENTILS
Best ever nut burger
Beet hummus and flatbread
Black bean tarkari
Black bean sauce
Aubergine and lentil vindaloo
I cannot get enough of this five minute thing
Beans and greens guardian salad
Tindade
Deep fried spicy chickpeas
Tarka daal
Makhani daal
Onion and lentil korma
Beetburgers
Beetballs
Red bean soup and dumplings

CONTRABAND
Turkey batman and planes and more
Prawn and sausage etouffee
BBQ cola ribs
Sardine and tomato soup
Hot sardines with a Herby sauce
Anchovy savories
Black pudding hash
Southern fried livers
Dad's Chinese chicken curry

EAT MORE GREENS
Mushroom Rogan Josh
Umami mushrooms
Boldslaw
Mushroom and spinach Bolognese
Kale, chickpea and peanut curry
Broccoli and courgette 'pesto'
Self love stew
Tofu shashlik
Mushroom and tea bourgignon
Green juice without a juicer

SWEETS AND TREATS
Two ingredient coconut hot chocolate
Not too chocolatey chocolate and banana cake
Crumbly almondy (accidentally gluten free) cookies
Double chocolate Guinness brownies
Leftover stollen (or Panettone) Ice cream
Brown bread Ice cream
Pear and almond tart
Whirly buns
Beetroot chocolate loaf cake
Choux pastry hearts
Rhubarb and custard rice pudding
Tahini orange peel semifreddo
Perfect chocolate chip cookies

BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH
Spinach baked eggs
Cheesy corn fritters
Homemade baked beans
Carrot cake overnight oats
Rhubarb and custard pancakes
Get up and go smoothie
Canned OJ
Mango and coconut porridge
Pina colada bread

SOUPS
Creamy tomato soup
Easy gazpacho
Carrot and ginger soup
Creamy ' chicken' soup
Roasted tomato white bean and mandarin soup
White bean spinach and garlic soup
Tin-estrone
Lentil and chestnut soup
Sunshine soup
Spiced lentil and kidney bean soup
Spicy rice and 2 bean soup

BEANS
Sweet and sour cannellinis
Boston style beans
Chickpeas with bread and spinach
Bread bean and herb stew
Butter bean and cider cassoulet
Black bean Daal
Goulash
Chilli roasted chickpeas
Black bean and peanut stew
Red lentil and mandarin curry
Mushroom lentil and beer pie

POTATOES
Patatas bravas
Warm potato salad with anchovy mayo
Speedy bubble
Monster mash
Red mushroom and potato curry

PASTA
No cook pasta
Pasta e fagioli (pasta and beans)
Pasta e ceci (pasta and chickpeas)
Tuna sweetcorn and mushroom pasta
Absolutely basic puttanesca
Conchiglie with broad beans and artichokes
Anellini con cacio de Pepe (spaghetti hoops with cheese and pepper)
Pasta with lemony olive tapenade
Cannellini buerre blanc

FISH
Lemon roasted sardines
Catalan style fish stew
Beer battered sardines
Cockle spaghetti
Simpler crabby pasta
Salmon and sweetcorn chowder
Pasta with cod roe peas and lemon
Sardine rillettes
Smoky roes one pot dinner

MEATS
Corned beef bolognese
Beefboozy
Corned beef chilli
Hot or cold coronation chicken
Tender spiced chicken with olives and mandarins
Harira
Pork pear and stuffing loaf
Dog and a hole
Chicken and mushroom curry
Chicken ham mushroom in a fancy hat
Sweet and sour pickin balls
Three tin tender (beef in a sort of barbecue sauce)
Mince and onions with notions
Something like a feijoada

PUDDINGS
Fruit cocktail cake
Rhubarb and custard crumble
PBJ crumble
Tinned cherry chocolate fudge
Chocolate pear cake
Cherry batter pudding
Bonus cherry cordial
5 ingredient sticky toffee pudding

BREAD AND BREAKFAST
"Cheese" and marmite giant scone
Apricot and sunflower seed granola
Vegan brioche
Crumpets
Peanut butter and banana breakfast bars
Banana and berry baked oats
Pear and ginger pancakes
Spiced banana bread
Breakfast burritos
Rainbow fritters
Breakfast MuckMuffin
Tomato and olive Scuffins
Chocolate peanut butter spread
Breakfast wrap with banana chilli ketchup
Everyday sausages

SOUPS
"Chicken" soup
French onion soup
Cannellini and garlic soup
Roast tomato and thyme soup
Chickpea leek and fennel soup
Cannellini beans and greens soup
Jerusalem artichoke leek and white bean soup
Cuban black bean soup
Mock a leekie soup

SANDWICHES
Tunha sandwich
Classic "egg" sandwich
The Jack Reuben
Coronation chickpea sandwich
Nasu Dengaku buns
White bean artichoke and onion sandwich
BBQ jackfruit buns
Mock duck wraps
The big Jack
Vegan mayo

SALAD BAR
Raw courgette salad with "ricotta", cannellini beans and preserved lemon dressing
Chickpea Caesar salad
Salad dressing base
Green and white bean pasta salad
Beetroot pickled chickpeas
Potato salad with herb vinaigrette dressing
Cauliflower ginger lentil and lemon salad
Garlic broad bean puree with salad leaves
Vegan ricotta
Artichoke bread and tomato dip
Vegan labneh

PASTA, RICE AND NOODLES
Kindanara
Come to bed parmigiana
You won't believe it's vegan bolognese
Risotto milanese (sort off)
Cauliflower mac and cheese with crispy bacon crumbs
Beetroot and lentil lasagne
Klingon Gagh, vegan edition
Celeriac gnocchi
Smoky vegan 'cheese' sauce
Salad bag pesto

BIG DINNERS
Ultimate moussaka
Butterbean and cider casserole
Spinach dumplings in creamy tomato sauce
Slow mole inspired sauce
Iman Baildi
Mushroom lentil and ale pie
Chilli non carne
Aubergine stroganoff
Osso Jacco
Confit "duck" and pear cassoulet

FAKEAWAYS
Seasoned chick'n poppers
Sesame toasts
Crispy seasoned tofu
Thai inspired curry
Fake bake
Greek styled healthier chips
Crispy chow mein
Chinese style mushroom curry
"Egg" fried rice

ROAST DINNERS
Yorkies
Jack's legendary roast potatoes
'Pork Belly"
Buttery garlic chard
Leek fennel garlic and chickpea mash
A most excellent nut roast
Mandarin leek and fennel stuffing
Beet Wellington
Stuffed cauliflower

DESSERTS
Peanut butter crumble cookies
Miso caramel sauce
Bakewell tart
Millefeuilles
Coconut lime and strawberry puffs
Mint choc chip ice cream
Biscoff ice cream
Lime marmalade ice cream
Tiramifu
Bean juice meringues

PUDDINGS
Bread no butter pudding
Red rice pudding
Sticky gingerbread fingers
Two ingredient berry bread pudding
Orange and almond brownies
Birthday cake

MUGS
Liquid gold
Honey nut milk
Tea shandy
Sleepy hot chocolate
Golden milk
Hot nurse
Eggy cup

HANDY POTS
Tuna and chilli rillette
Peanut butter hummus
Tuna crunch sandwich spread
Apple peanut butter
Chicken butter
Cheese and marmite spread
Blue cheese, peanut butter and celery leaf pesto

FINGER FOOD
Cheese and oregano rusks
Orange and blueberry oat bars
Fennel and pepper oaties
Chocolate cherry oaty bites
Peanut butter, honey and Marmite popcorn

BREAKFAST & BRUNCH
Breakfast bowl
Carrot cake baked oats
Peanut, honey and apple overnight oats
Raspberry Bakewell baked oats
Fluffernut French toast
Microwave lemon curd and blueberry porridge
Banana sultana bread
Jalapeno cheese scones
Cinnamon seed granola
Bounty brek
Big baked banana pancake
Slow cooker bread

FIFTEEN MINUTES OR LESS
Cacio e Pepe
Lingreenie
Anchovy butter pasta
Triple tomato soup
One pan cheese steak pasta
Quick and spicy salmon noodles
Green minestrone
5 a DAY couscous
Vegetable chowder
Crabby Nora
Blue cheese and pickled herring panzenella
Hot nicoise

ONE PAN
Mashed potatoes
Lighter mashed potatoes
Meatball and white bean stew
Butter bean, brown lentil and red wine casserole
Peri-Peri black bean soup
Mushrooms and anchovies
Recalibration supper
Five a day soup, three ways
Puttanesca funebra
Beer mac and cheese
Borlottouille
Sausage, swede and cider sling it in

TAKE YOUR TIME
Better soda bread
Courgette farrotto
Pub chicken vindaloo
Beer pizza
Brown rice avgolemono with greens
Chicken porridge
Cheese and thyme savoury rice pudding

IN THE OVEN
Fish crumble
Stewed steak lasagna
Sticky beer and lime chicken with vegetable rice
Sausage squash and apple traybake
Cauliflower cheese and white bean bake

THE SWEET STUFF
Lemon curd no churn ice cream
Sleazecake
Ice cream cake
Jaffa Cake mug pudding
Sticky grapefruit honey squares
Hot apple pies
Brown rice pudding
The ambassadors brownies
Silent courgette cake
Black forest traybake

Courgette and cheese soda bread
Banana peel pancakes
Pear and bacon porridge
Homemade muesli
Veg-peel fritters
Pangrattata al pomodoro
Chicken and cannellini soup
Carrot, coconut and chilli soup
Butter bean, veg and stuffing stew
Raspberry and lemon curd baked oats
ROASTED COURGETTE AND RED LENTIL SOUP
GARLIC BREAD RIBOLLITA
Lentil keema
Crab rarebit
CHEAT ‘N’ SOUR CHICKEN
Sausage and chickpea curry
CHICKEN, HAM AND MUSHROOMS IN A FANCY HAT
CHOCOLATE ORANGE THUMBPRINTS

TBC