I think I saw the same Tweet. Jack wasn’t even tagged in it, so she also wastes time by also searching her name on SM? Why am I not surprised
Jack Monroe #88 Jack, sell the Emin!
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Also, do you all look like you've pictured each other? I'd be so disappointed if a certain Frau didn't have a very toothy smile.
As a very new member to this fabulous forum, I would love to hear from those who actually followed Jack in earnest then slowly had an awakenings-esque moment where you realised the shark had well and truly been jumped?
I have a top 3, I will count them down TOTP style:
Coming in at number 3 was the time she posted something about being racially abused because her hands looked dirty/were dark due to her greek(?) roots, and somehow managed to make herself sound like she was on par with migrants in dinghys. - I have no receipts and I suspect it was subject to a dirty delete
no 2 this week is - Covid cruise to Edinburgh! REALLY?
no 1 the appropriating of various mental health and neurodivergent diagnoses that get whipped out as a suitable excuse for any perceived criticism reeks of borderline personality disordered behaviour in my humble opinion.
I have a top 3, I will count them down TOTP style:
Coming in at number 3 was the time she posted something about being racially abused because her hands looked dirty/were dark due to her greek(?) roots, and somehow managed to make herself sound like she was on par with migrants in dinghys. - I have no receipts and I suspect it was subject to a dirty delete
no 2 this week is - Covid cruise to Edinburgh! REALLY?
no 1 the appropriating of various mental health and neurodivergent diagnoses that get whipped out as a suitable excuse for any perceived criticism reeks of borderline personality disordered behaviour in my humble opinion.
I hope the livers were for the cat. Liver was my worst nightmare as a child. If he was making SB eat them without eating them herself
I bet you’re not on lockdown
The Black Eye.. Googling 'Jack Monroe Fake Black Eye' led me here.
can we have a full write up please, I love your outside adventures on the F&D thread @crystaleyesd, and now you’ve got fraus involved too! Did you know what the other looked like ahead of time, or was it a blind date?
Has anyone brought any snacking livers with them...
Nadiya was doing budget baking earlier. Weirdly she didn’t make any mayo cakes - she clearly knows NOTHING.
ok.
I had instant mash in the house, I think I got it to use as a binder in burgers once. I used it when I was locked down to make a filling for samosas and the spice and crunch made it ok. I just used soya milk, and although I don’t normally put cheese in polenta I had a bit of Vegan Applewood in so I put it in to stick to her recipe, and #POBP Of course.
It was just a bit weird. It definitely tasted of instant mash, much more so than my samosa filling. The texture was a bit fluffy not creamy. it went ok with my dish - a sort of tomatoey spicy chickpea stew and garlic spinach. If you happened to have the sweetcorn and mash, as I did, and a blender that you could use and wanted to wash up, I’ve eaten worse.
I still have absolutely no idea why she thinks polenta is something rather special though
I had instant mash in the house, I think I got it to use as a binder in burgers once. I used it when I was locked down to make a filling for samosas and the spice and crunch made it ok. I just used soya milk, and although I don’t normally put cheese in polenta I had a bit of Vegan Applewood in so I put it in to stick to her recipe, and #POBP Of course.
It was just a bit weird. It definitely tasted of instant mash, much more so than my samosa filling. The texture was a bit fluffy not creamy. it went ok with my dish - a sort of tomatoey spicy chickpea stew and garlic spinach. If you happened to have the sweetcorn and mash, as I did, and a blender that you could use and wanted to wash up, I’ve eaten worse.
I still have absolutely no idea why she thinks polenta is something rather special though
Yes, I see you mocking me with your 'likes' @Bookweevil and @MarmiteExtract - this won't be forgotten when I book the Thorpe Bay Airbnb in February.
What a clicky post, just get on with your meet and stop showing off
I wouldn't worry BB - @crystaleyesd has always had something of the 'Vilanelles' about her. No FOMO here, enjoy your pub night girls - stay safe.
Snap. I was fucked off every time there was a thread about her bullshit on Mumsnet it got shut down, so I googled Jack Monroe black eye, and it sent me here...
I found my people though
now duck off.
'S foreign innit?
The old fashioned instant mash of the 70s was actually not bad IMO. We always had it when we went camping as kids as easy to keep and make. Happy memories, along with my mums “camp tea” which was everything in the tea pot - bags, water, milk and sugar
Oh I forgot my favourite! When she had an “ouchy mouth” and all suggestions she had “tried” and then posted a picture wearing red lipstick, on basically an open wound?? HOW HYGIENIC?!
I listen to a few 'foodie' podcasts, usually, while I'm preparing food.
Jay Rayner's, Jessie Ware and her Ma, James Acaster, you get the idea..
Not one of them has had her on. I wonder why..
Jay Rayner's, Jessie Ware and her Ma, James Acaster, you get the idea..
Not one of them has had her on. I wonder why..
The lady doctor told her to
I do exactly the same - I bloody love cooking and hearing a minor celeb talk about food at the same time.
Jessie's podcast is brilliant. I'm supposed to be seeing a live recording next year if Covid ever pisses off.
I used to follow Jack, but my opinion of her changed when I made a light hearted comment on her Insta and she was rude and snippy back to me. I then started to take notice of her replies to other people and saw more and more what a rude cow she could be to well meaning people! This was way before the days of the Cabal so no excuses that she was suspecting infiltrators from here.
I spotted her thread here while having a browse around the rest of Tattle, and had a read (this was before it took off). Came back to it just as it started to get BUSY, and stayed
I spotted her thread here while having a browse around the rest of Tattle, and had a read (this was before it took off). Came back to it just as it started to get BUSY, and stayed
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