GOOD LUCK!!!! We have medics on standby....
GOOD LUCK!!!! We have medics on standby....
Why does Jack think a soup needs to be so thick a mouse could scamper across it?
What in the name of all things holy is that. You are so, so brave to try that.That's Jack's one but mine doesn't look much better.
The threads keep growing alsoHoping the pixie is well rested and getting better.
Also I am so glad she has hopefully realised that she doesn't need to be on sm 24/7. The world keeps spinning anyway.
Ohh but she is on SM. It must be killing her not to be posting. I bet she can't wait to make some comments on Twitter in response to the fun we've been having.Hoping the pixie is well rested and getting better.
Also I am so glad she has hopefully realised that she doesn't need to be on sm 24/7. The world keeps spinning anyway.
What. The. duck.That's Jack's one but mine doesn't look much better.
What is her bleeping vendetta against porridge?? Quakers Microwave oats (chocolate flavour because why be any healthier than you need to be) with a banana cut up on top (well, ripped up now as we no longer have communal cutlery at work and i keep forgetting to provide my own knife). Why is she making porridge so much harder than it needs to be??Turns out Jack thinks the food is sloppy too (and really can’t make porridge)
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Other porridge attempts:
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I got mine yesterday. Barely felt it, I am happy to report!I'm getting my first jab tomorrow! Scared (hate needles)/excited in equal measure.
The Monroe mystery: why cook things for ages that are already fully cooked? See tinned beans, chickpeas, potatoes, etc.Have just been looking through my kindle copy of Tin Can Cook, that I bought for 99p just days before the Lime Gossip article turned up in my alerts. I was looking to see if I could join the volunteer slop testers. LJC so happy you can't make me, so many food crimes!
I could give so many examples but an honourable mention goes to Monster Mash. The main ingredients are tins of potatoes and spinach. The only other ingredients are a splash of milk and the same of butter, margarine or oil.
She cooks the potatoes which are already fully cooked (if not overcooked) for a further 15 minutes! There are no seasonings mentioned in the recipe or method. She gets paid for this tit?
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Wow!That's Jack's one but mine doesn't look much better.
My kitchen looks like the end of Ghostbusters and my entire house smells.@Hollaaa your review is bloody brilliant. Positively fizzing and hooting and laughing up a lung at “ooh vitamin C and iron good for you way, not an I'm eating the grass verge on a roundabout what has become of me way.” Thank(space)you for your culinary efforts today.
Because how else will it take on a nice softy soft baby mush quality to soothe ouchy mouths all over the UK?The Monroe mystery: why cook things for ages that are already fully cooked? See tinned beans, chickpeas, potatoes, etc.
I am struggling to think of another food writer who would think it remotely appropriate to use the phrase 'bean poo' in a recipe.I had a look to see if this recipe is online, and I stumbled upon another of Jack's soups. The intro is standard self-pitying nonsense:
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So far, so Jack, right? BUT WAIT. This recipe, posted in 2018, is tagged Cook For Syria. She has managed to turn a campaign about refugees fleeing a devastating war into "when I was a single mum on benefits".
duck off, Jack. Just duck off.
Spinach, Lentil & Lemon Soup, 34p [Cook For Syria]
This easy, comforting spinach and lentil soup was inspired by a recipe in Saha, by Greg and Lucy Malouf. I made it a few times as a quick late-night supper, before I lost the notebook with the deta…cookingonabootstrap.com
Also, further to my rant about her woefully inappropriate ‘me, me, me’ approach to a Cook for Syria recipe, it doesn’t even follow with anything!! It’s not like, oh, there’s a paragraph about Jack and then she moved onto some kind of general point about heritage or home or the plight of refugees or SOMETHING for LJC’s sake. It’s just The Poverty™️ rehash no. 892, followed by affiliate links! bleep.I am struggling to think of another food writer who would think it remotely appropriate to use the phrase 'bean poo' in a recipe.
It simply is baffling.
Also, further to my rant about her woefully inappropriate ‘me, me, me’ approach to a Cook for Syria recipe, it doesn’t even follow with anything!! It’s not like, oh, there’s a paragraph about Jack and then she moved onto some kind of general point about heritage or home or the plight of refugees or SOMETHING for LJC’s sake. It’s just The Poverty™️ rehash no. 892, followed by affiliate links! bleep.
Quoting myself like an arse but on reflection and given the hoarding problems in the crappy bungalow, perhaps she would prefer to see mouse footprints in her soup than find a drowned mouse in it!Why does Jack think a soup needs to be so thick a mouse could scamper across it?