Hotes, just checking you've made a will and got your affairs in order, haven't you?
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But Hall and Oates had a hit with āSheās Goneāduck Bake Off, the only thing I care about seeing tomorrow is Hotes' Oats. Hoates? No, that's Hall & Oates. Better not get in their niche, apparently they have form for being litigious and sued a company called Haulin' Oats who make not porridge but granola.
I have never seen anything in a slow cooker behave like that! Definitely more invested in #Hotesoats than I am in going to work, that's for sure. Stay well back, and have an escape route planned incase it really does come to life - it looks like it's going to!Iām still alive, and the #HotesOats are too. They have possibly become sentient, choosing to stay around the rim of the bowl without slipping over. They are also doing tiny āsighā air bubbles. If youāve ever encountered a scouser who is annoyed at you not offering them tea fast or frequently View attachment 773359enough, itās the same noise as āspitting feathersā
Call them. Itās time.ETA that looks like an axolotl forming! Itās the spring of life! Iāve done alchemy!!!!
Watch out for new Frauen signing up here and one with an unassuming @slopbreakfast- it will be @Lanie ' s mum.View attachment 772724 my mum isnt a fan of breakfast.
Also grow up love and the soup from a packet looks ten times better than anything ive seen from her this weekend.
This is where you tweet it to the bootstrap cook handle and call it a triumph, my dearHoping this message doesnāt combine like the last one did. Iām off to bed now so I turned the slow cooker off. On removing the lid for the latest pic, the slop appears to have collapsed in on itself
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I hope you manage to get your slow cooker clean after thisWhat a sad little life, oats
Itās now the colour of tinned rice pud or semolina, caramel but not brown. I have a theory that the Apple Browns when it cools, and this mornings āsolid slop in coconut milkā was stone cold.
I feel a bit guilty that the UK doesnāt have enough electricity and Iām wasting it on overcooking porridgeView attachment 773417
Iāve turned the heat down to low. I also tasted it!!!!! Porridge, and especially the thrice boiled variety, is quite creamy tasting to me. This was no different, it tasted of oats. Then there was a juicy apple aftertaste. It doesnāt seem very ātoffee appleā itās not especially sweet or caramel- and I used golden sugar in it. The colour has deepened to a caramel though.
I dont know if she would sign up but one thing i do know is she is a wee northern irish lady who's brutally honest. ( I know, i grew up with her honesty) if she says something looks tit then im afraid it looks shite. She doesnt hold back.Watch out for new Frauen signing up here and one with an unassuming @slopbreakfast- it will be @Lanie ' s mum.
If you have a few rolls of wallpaper you could stick it up with that it looks like wallpaper paste and 10000 times more appetising than ,islandHoping this message doesnāt combine like the last one did. Iām off to bed now so I turned the slow cooker off. On removing the lid for the latest pic, the slop appears to have collapsed in on itself
Hope yāall enjoy your lil View attachment 773452breakfast time grunk
It looks awful, I'll grant you, and certainly inedible, I don't want you to think you've wasted your time here but it doesn't look like Jack's turd in milk. What on earth did she do to create that abomination?Hoping this message doesnāt combine like the last one did. Iām off to bed now so I turned the slow cooker off. On removing the lid for the latest pic, the slop appears to have collapsed in on itself
Hope yāall enjoy your lil View attachment 773452breakfast time grunk