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Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!
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what an image!Evening Cabal.
It is now October 18th and she's been to bloody Asda again....
A couple of points...
Why? Just bleeping why?
She's doing it for no reason and lying as well. WHY?!!! She isn't including toiletries/cleaning products/pet food/bog roll. So she's NOT spending £20.
She admits she get milk delivered. This also not in th 20 quid. Also, if it's 'milk and more' delivering it you can get loads more than milk delivered. They also pay less to the farmers than the supermarkets do.
She claims she's making 42 meals out if it all. She isn't, the boy is with his father for quite a lot of the time (i still maintain he is the resident parent) so she doesn't have to provide meals for him all week.
Oh and, as always, WHY IS SHE SO INSUFFERABLY RUDE?!!!!
Back in my Grunka time machine...
It is now October 18th and she's been to bloody Asda again....
A couple of points...
Why? Just bleeping why?
She's doing it for no reason and lying as well. WHY?!!! She isn't including toiletries/cleaning products/pet food/bog roll. So she's NOT spending £20.
She admits she get milk delivered. This also not in th 20 quid. Also, if it's 'milk and more' delivering it you can get loads more than milk delivered. They also pay less to the farmers than the supermarkets do.
She claims she's making 42 meals out if it all. She isn't, the boy is with his father for quite a lot of the time (i still maintain he is the resident parent) so she doesn't have to provide meals for him all week.
Oh and, as always, WHY IS SHE SO INSUFFERABLY RUDE?!!!!
Back in my Grunka time machine...
I am making the cannelini buerre blanc and it’s all your fault.
#saltylanieShe could accidently put it in a hot pan?
Also one of you recommended a podcast and it has spoilered Drag Race All Stars for me so you fraus are all in my bad books
Absolutely no photoshopping available for those gargantuan Adenoids though.View attachment 304810
She's slimmed down her neck and chinZoom in and you'll see where she accidentally loses some colour in her shirt collar. This makes me so mad, she is ED-fishing shamelessly.
She has also flattened her eye(?), so well done Jack.
ETA: something weird going on with the hair on the back of her neck too, to the point that her earring is distorted. She is so bad at this! (and everything else)
They must be roughly the size of the knackers on a teenaged chimp.
If she insists on cooking on TV can she do it the same way Tony Hart did his art, silently?
I swear to god I thought that fucker was a deaf-mute for years.
The shock when I heard him speak is still a vivid memory.
I spent a disproportionate amount of time on my lunch break trying to figure out if the original Greta one was Jack
Viel Glück, brave Frau. Let us know your fate
Hope you have plenty of toilet roll in.
I don’t believe this, but for the purposes of the joke I’ll say ‘no that was another spoiled little rich girl having a tantrum’I spent a disproportionate amount of time on my lunch break trying to figure out if the original Greta one was Jack
Ok, so I am fuming about this. How on earth can this serve 4?
I use my fitness pal and have put the ingredients into the app. I have been generous and given her the benefit of the doubt and said each person gets 100g of beans, when actually the net weight once the water has gone is nearer 250g .
It comes to about 140 calories (including the spices) and I cannot see how that will be enough to feed a family unless you cost in rice/naan etc. The alarm bells started ringing with 100g of spinach.
If she carries on posting triggering pictures and writing recipes that clearly do not contain enough calories to feed a family without the addition of extra, uncosted ingredients then I may have to get my #buddle to delete my twitter to prevent me from spouting off.
I use my fitness pal and have put the ingredients into the app. I have been generous and given her the benefit of the doubt and said each person gets 100g of beans, when actually the net weight once the water has gone is nearer 250g .
It comes to about 140 calories (including the spices) and I cannot see how that will be enough to feed a family unless you cost in rice/naan etc. The alarm bells started ringing with 100g of spinach.
If she carries on posting triggering pictures and writing recipes that clearly do not contain enough calories to feed a family without the addition of extra, uncosted ingredients then I may have to get my #buddle to delete my twitter to prevent me from spouting off.
She is the exact opposite of all four of those traits.I'm staying away from here for the time being as she is making my tit itch. Just been on twitter and she's all up in my feed about making a white sauce for a bread and butter puddingwhat the absolute duck? Please can someone stop her? Meant to share this the other day too and forgot. Will be back soon when I can face catching up on last few threads
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Wow you have to hand it to her - it really takes a special skill to make MACARONI CHEESE look this bad.
Fixed that for you. No need for the rest of it.
Mushroom Mac and Cheese photographed served in a dish that is basically the camouflage for Mushroom Mac and Cheese.
Annie Liebovitz and Rankin must be absolutely shitting themselves.
#PrayForFruitjack
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