Hooting at @Orphan_Black bread, and the artwork it's inspired. But yeah, please don't eat it once sliced!
What if THE BREAD ATE @Orphan_Black how would we know????I genuinely would not be surprised if we never heard from @Orphan_Black again. Please stay safe, DO NOT EAT THE BREAD
Motor oil is my preference.Just to check.
When Jack Monroe advises to 'oil your hands' when making the bread, I'm presuming Oil of Olay would be acceptable?
Oil is oil is oil and all that.
Ooh, butter. Plenty of it (POB). Check you out. Bet you have diamonds on the soles of your shoes and dollar bills for napkins.
No tubs of golden magic in my fridge, it's fake vegan butter! (The bread is so dense and moist it still didn't melt in at all even though it was still warm. ergh)Ooh, butter. Plenty of it (POB). Check you out. Bet you have diamonds on the soles of your shoes and dollar bills for napkins.
I take it back, I didn’t realise you were [insert percentage here] vegan. Don’t blame the spread for not wanting to melt into and become any part of that bread imposter.No tubs of golden magic in my fridge, it's fake vegan butter! (The bread is so dense and moist it still didn't melt in at all even though it was still warm. ergh)
She was on there like a flash to set up the tip jar, mind. Call me skeptical...Jack appears to be having a proper social media break. I’m hoping it is just a mental health break.
as much as she is a complete melter when she is here I hope all is well with her as I wouldn’t want her to be seriously ill.
Hopefully it is just a piss and sandwich break x.
It’s less than a week old, I followed it immediately (I couldn’t help myself)@Marmalade Atkins found a new insta that Vonny set to private, it can’t be two weeks old. Mackie is listed as following.
'Dead bananas'?! It's like she's trying to make vegan food non-vegan!Turns out Jack thinks the food is sloppy too (and really can’t make porridge)
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Other porridge attempts:
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I’ve been waiting for the bread to be bought up again. This is all I can think about with Jack’s bread...I ATE (SOME) OF THE BREAD
Like @PoorPatrol experienced with the Scuffins, it was both burnt and strangely undercooked all in one bite. No flavour at all. The texture of a wet sponge, and even with that sliminess it was a bastard to swallow.
Do not recommend.
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Have Vonny and twit ever met? I'd really love to be a fly on that wall; never mind elevenerifing, they'd be up to a hundrederifing each other if not more over ailments and ethnicities alone.It’s less than a week old, I followed it immediately (I couldn’t help myself)