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Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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I am in London this weekend, visiting my mum for the first time in two years(!!!), and I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit tempted to serve her up some Jack slop as a prank, and to see how far I can push the limits of maternal love.
Thank you for taking one for the team. Good luck.
I am in London this weekend, visiting my mum for the first time in two years(!!!), and I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit tempted to serve her up some Jack slop as a prank, and to see how far I can push the limits of maternal love.
There will be a running commentary and photos, won't there?
have these squigs all bumped their heads or something?
Well we’ve established one thing. She has no bleeping idea what a traybake is.
So right now, we have the cooking oil, sugar and prunes (which I’ve destoned myself) and that beautiful syrupy prune juice to go over the top.
The absolute arrogance of the woman to claim her recipe has worked when she hasn't tried it.
No idea of the texture or taste but she's the Messiah of baked goods.
Alright love.
No idea of the texture or taste but she's the Messiah of baked goods.
Alright love.
Takes seat. Ignores husband and cat.
Go on, go on, go on.
I double-dare you to make this, it includes helpful tips on how to not stab yourself.
Mushroom Rogan Josh, 31p
Last night I fancied a curry, a nice hot curry to warm the very cockles of my draughty flat, but like so many evenings of the dreaded ‘cooking for one’, I just couldn’t decide what curry to have. I…
mid-grunk so do forgive me but - there's a moist cake and then there's that. Looks like it was scooped out of a pond.
How the duck hers came out funny I’ll never know. Under there is oil, apple sauce, prunes, sugar, the kitchen sink
Have faith, dear heart x
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yeah, this is the chaos I ordered! 2 slops, an *actual* recipe (thanks jack, I feel validated 
) and a frau experiment!
this is all too much!
) and a frau experiment!this is all too much!
Prunes and apple sauce is the combination we feed the baby when he hasn’t pooped for a few days
Gravy? On a chocolate cake? Delicious? Someone Dial 999 this squiggle is delirious
Id make her mackerel for breakfast, not only serve her slop, stink out her house before you go home. That will test her love for you. Just dont be shocked if your not invited back for another 2 years.Go on, go on, go on.
I double-dare you to make this, it includes helpful tips on how to not stab yourself.
Mushroom Rogan Josh, 31p
Last night I fancied a curry, a nice hot curry to warm the very cockles of my draughty flat, but like so many evenings of the dreaded ‘cooking for one’, I just couldn’t decide what curry to have. I…cookingonabootstrap.com
it even smells revolting. I feel sick going anywhere near it!
I feel like I’m handling dog turd
It’s going in the oven…
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