Hooting at @Orphan_Black bread, and the artwork it's inspired. But yeah, please don't eat it once sliced!
Jack Monroe #189 Food Crime Pie
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I genuinely would not be surprised if we never heard from @Orphan_Black again. Please stay safe, DO NOT EAT THE BREAD
I ATE (SOME) OF THE BREAD
Like @PoorPatrol experienced with the Scuffins, it was both burnt and strangely undercooked all in one bite. No flavour at all. The texture of a wet sponge, and even with that sliminess it was a bastard to swallow.
Do not recommend.
Like @PoorPatrol experienced with the Scuffins, it was both burnt and strangely undercooked all in one bite. No flavour at all. The texture of a wet sponge, and even with that sliminess it was a bastard to swallow.
Do not recommend.
That bread is looking like something from a goosebumps book, wouldn't be surprised if it's already consumed OB and begun posting on their behalf
(Did I do it right?
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Just to check.
When Jack Monroe advises to 'oil your hands' when making the bread, I'm presuming Oil of Olay would be acceptable?
Oil is oil is oil and all that.
When Jack Monroe advises to 'oil your hands' when making the bread, I'm presuming Oil of Olay would be acceptable?
Oil is oil is oil and all that.
Motor oil is my preference.
Jack could just run her hands through her unwashed hair.
Ooh, butter. Plenty of it (POB). Check you out. Bet you have diamonds on the soles of your shoes and dollar bills for napkins.
No tubs of golden magic in my fridge, it's fake vegan butter! (The bread is so dense and moist it still didn't melt in at all even though it was still warm. ergh)
You’re Tattoos are really well defined @Orphan_Black but your hand looked a bit “normal” so I’ve fixed it for you
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!
I take it back, I didn’t realise you were [insert percentage here] vegan. Don’t blame the spread for not wanting to melt into and become any part of that bread imposter.
Jack appears to be having a proper social media break. I’m hoping it is just a mental health break.
as much as she is a complete melter when she is here I hope all is well with her as I wouldn’t want her to be seriously ill.
Hopefully it is just a piss and sandwich break x.
as much as she is a complete melter when she is here I hope all is well with her as I wouldn’t want her to be seriously ill.
Hopefully it is just a piss and sandwich break x.
She was on there like a flash to set up the tip jar, mind. Call me skeptical...
@Marmalade Atkins found a new insta that Vonny set to private, it can’t be two weeks old. Mackie is listed as following.
The masochist in me kind of wants to make a Jack recipe too. I do have a lot of weird tins in my cupboard.
I went to look at her recipe page and she actually did the vegan chicken thing! I must have missed it when I was grunkaing. It’s the wordiest recipe I’ve ever seen in my life.
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I went to look at her recipe page and she actually did the vegan chicken thing! I must have missed it when I was grunkaing. It’s the wordiest recipe I’ve ever seen in my life.
Spicy Jackfruit Patties With Pineapple Hats, 74p [VEGAN]
This recipe is in partnership with Del Monte and is the vegan counterpart to the Upside Down Pineapple Chicken featured in the May issue of Delicious Magazine (which is available from supermarkets,…
It’s less than a week old, I followed it immediately (I couldn’t help myself)
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'Dead bananas'?! It's like she's trying to make vegan food non-vegan!
I’ve been waiting for the bread to be bought up again. This is all I can think about with Jack’s bread...
Have Vonny and twit ever met? I'd really love to be a fly on that wall; never mind elevenerifing, they'd be up to a hundrederifing each other if not more over ailments and ethnicities alone.
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