Incredibly I think she is even worse at baking than cooking.
Most of the slops are tit but probably edible. The cakes are just claggy bricks.
Most of the slops are tit but probably edible. The cakes are just claggy bricks.
Thank you @bakedcheesecake for such an eloquent post. The bit I’ve quoted above really hit me. You sum it up so well. Much love xShe doesn’t deserve to have a voice on behalf of people who are struggling. I hate everything about her.
Thank you so much for sharing .I’ve Been hesitant to post this but I am a food bank user. Her recipes are a joke.
I normally get - tinned pasta. Spaghetti hoops, they go on toast. As they are, unrinsed.
Tinned meat, a pie or stewed tinned meat. I eat pie as is, normally try and get some new potatoes to go with and cook some frozen veg. Sometimes I get tinned new potatoes and that’s a meal right there.
Tinned tuna. Mix with pasta for tuna pasta or sometimes w tinned sweetcorn on a jacket potato. Tuna sandwiches for a treat, toasted with cheese of i have the money.
Oats, cereal and UHT milk. I eat as it comes. It’s not delicious, or ideal, but it does the job. Cereal or oats for tea sometimes with some cinnamon added, it’s ok.
Tinned soup: I just eat the bleeping soup.
Fruit, a snack. Sometimes breakfast if I’m not that hungry.
No rinsing or any of her bullshit is required. Her recipes are honestly dangerous.
I cant speak on behalf of all foodbank users, but I eat because I have to. I don’t or can’t afford to duck around rinsing meat or cooking veg peelings on a meal that is inedible.
It’s not fair she has 7 cookbooks and earning god knows what amount a month.
She doesn’t deserve to have a voice on behalf of people who are struggling. I hate everything about her.
just my two cents. Poor people do not need to be taught how to manage a budget. We only spend what we need to. Budgeting or making tinned food into something it isn’t supposed to be isn’t the issue. TORIES are the bleeping issue and that’s above Jacks remit. I wish she’d just disappear into oblivion.
Slopalong is so funny but it’s genuinely engaging at the same time. Poor people who rely on a food parcel cannot afford to be bleeping around with her disgusting ‘meals’. Bottom line
I almost forgot- this week I had a treat and got some corned beef. Corned beef & baked bean hash is ELITE and it is what it is. On a jacket potato? Not dire
It’s so good!!! ‘ULTIMATE’ comfort food!Thank you so much for sharing .
Baked potatoes with corned beef, beans and cheese were a staple Sunday lunch for me growing up - not dire at all and absolutely no rinsing required, other than the plates for washing up.
What the holy hell is this!? I almost dare not keep scrolling for I fear the results.Two-ingredient Cake: today’s the day!
This will be tough, my darlings, but so am I
I unscrewed my lightbulb for maximum authenticity when I took the photo of the recipe. Hope y’all appreciate my FORENSIC attention to detail here.
See you on the other side! TOOT TOOT
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You are welcome. My bloke said aww you cleaned the microwave especially BEFORE that. I love that for youI am rationing the slopalong thread (rather like a Pov sucking their dry oxo cube) instead of inhaling it greedily in one go (like Goblin Jack) because it is just too funny. I actually recoiled from the screen in delighted repulsion at the sight of a mug egg and sardine horror sullying an innocent microwave. I can't believe Jack's recipes are funnier than Jack!
@PermanentEyeroll[QUOTE="PermanentEyeRolls, post: 12533133, member: 107654" Has anyone signed up to hot nicoise? And what in the name of Fanny Craddock is Crabby Nora?!
I thought this was some dodgy Instagram photo when I first saw it but IT'S IN HER BOOK! What was she thinking. It's all so bizarre.This was the recipe that prompted me to get slopping with the rapidly boiled rinsed beans
That photo gives me the ick
That's a good point. In which case, it's roughly the same price per ml as branded premium olive oils - and you have to use twice as much as the water and alcohol that make up 49% of it will evaporate off once the pan heats up.Does she mean that awful fry lite emulsion in a spray bottle ~1cal per squirt but you need 25 squirts and it goes off in about a week.
I think it's her unbridled arrogance that anything she pulls out her arse is a work of genius.Do you think she ever tries something out "on a whim" or "from a dream" or whatever BS and decides it was a failure? However terrible the result of her God awful experiments she still seems to stick them in a book. Can you imagine what the recipes she thinks we're too bad to include must be like
When you palm the oil you'll be able to tell if it's light tender one, as in 'light enough to hump all the way home in my rucksack'What does she actually mean by 'light' cooking oil? Is she talking about the colour? The density? The taste?
I've had a google and can see that in the US, it may refer to the more heavily-processed subset of refined olive oils: https://brightland.co/blogs/field-notes/what-is-refined-olive-oil
Is that what she means? Because it's something that's not really available in the UK (you can get various blends of virgin + refined olive oil, but that's not the same thing).
Why doesn't she just talk about "vegetable oil" or "cooking oil"?
I just use gu ramekins melt the butter, pop the eggs in nuke in the meekrowarvey et voila poached eggsEggy cup is the BEST! But I don’t know why she wastes time & energy boiling it, cooling it and then mushing it. I put two eggs in a cup in the microwave at 20 sec intervals (little stir in between) for about 140 seconds -ish (dependant on size of egg, wattage of mic and she’s right.. shape of cup) knob of butter, sprinkle of salt.