People come for recipes not petty spats. Quite. Now apply that logic to your twitterApparently, she was diagnosed after the Kickstarter.
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*apologies not slop related
People come for recipes not petty spats. Quite. Now apply that logic to your twitterApparently, she was diagnosed after the Kickstarter.
Did the launch party ever take place btw??View attachment 1706324
Shall we put you down as a "maybe", dear heart?I chose the brie and bacon risotto as I thought it would be reasonably edible rather than wasting food. There are two versions of this, one on her website and one in AGCJ.
First, like a hunter-gatherer, I sourced the ingredients. The recipe doesn’t specify what kind of rice (as they are all interchangeable) but is costed using long-grain white rice. I only had Basmati so that was what I used. I also had the stock cube, onion and cranberry sauce.
Sainsbury’s had the cooking bacon, but the essentials Brie was out of stock. There is no parsley in my garden so I bought some.
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There are two pictures of this recipe: neither matches up to the instructions given.
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This picture from the website shows the cheese (only 20g per portion) as a garnish rather than swirled in, and rather less than half a handful of parsley.
In AGCJ:
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The cheese garnish has been replaced by cranberry sauce (again, the recipe calls for it to be swirled in) and there’s still almost no parsley.
Time to sling the slop! With advice from the canal, I used the book recipe and quantities.
First, chop the bacon and rinse. The website says rinse for five!!!!! minutes but I’m on a water meter so duck that. i rinsed it thoroughly, then put it together with the onion in a cold pan.
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As should be obvious to any slopslinger, wet bacon in a cold dry pan with onions will exude water as well as fat, so the onions will taste boiled.
Once the onions are cooked, we add the rice and toast it a bit in the watery fat. Delicious!
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Next add half the stock, allow to absorb and add the rest gradually until the rice is just about al dente.
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Boiled bacon! Delectable.
Next, swirl in the Brie and the cranberry sauce, and top with the parsley. So much parsley, but that’s the recipe.
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Not having any wallpaper, I improvised with the wrapper from a Who Gives a Crap bogroll, as it felt somehow appropriate.
The result was… not good. Not awful - it’s edible - but it could be so much better without compromising on cost.
The Brie and cranberry sauce are completely overpowered by the stock, the huge amount of parsley, the bland rice and the boiled onions. The bacon is tasteless and chewy, and the rice isn’t creamy like arborio would be.
Some wine/lemon juice/pepper/butter would have helped but they are not in the recipe so I didn’t add them. I’m not going to waste this but equally I can’t eat it as it is, so it’s going in the fridge and I’ll add a few things and make arancini with it later.
In Jack’s favour, this does make two generous portions of about 475 calories each.
Verdict: Tasteless slop with chewy bits.
Ooh. You get to heat the oil in the pan before adding any ingredients. Chapeau on this find, dear heart.I can’t see Red Wine and Mushroom Risotto on there, so I will choose that, as all rice interchangeable and OH is a bit of a risotto fan. Will use this recipe
I will donate the cost of the ingredients to my local food bank too. I will also cost the recipes. I would edit the spreadsheet but I can’t see how to. Sorry.Jack Monroe’s red wine and mushroom risotto is the perfect dinner time recipe
Rich, filling and using mainly store cupboard ingredientswww.redonline.co.uk
Edited to add its from A Hirl Called Jack
Ahh, chewy bits. This must be one of Jack's better recipes.Verdict: Tasteless slop with chewy bits.
Every single paragraph of that recipe is bogging. Sex Jack is my least favourite and cream in carbonara is morally wrong.
Sorry, just to say, a GP saying that “it seems” she has RA isn’t a proper diagnosis.I just remembered I had the evidence of the dx - 19th October 2016. The recipe was published on her blog in January 2016 so her decline was very swift. From doing six mile runs (always impressed by any single mum who can fit exercise into her day as it’s pretty hard when you have small children) to being barely able to walk in less than 10 months
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ETA you will be pleased to hear that she could in fact still hold her brushes as she was posting selfies on the makeup site for another year - including her daily lipstick advent calendar all through December 2016.
Yes, this happens all the time with Jack's GP though.Sorry, just to say, a GP saying that “it seems” she has RA isn’t a proper diagnosis.
A friend of mine has it, and I’m sure the process involved blood tests, a referral to a rheumatologist and lots of trying different medicines. I don’t recall her crying her makeup off on the train afterwards either.
Thank(space)you. Let’s hope it helps the taste/texture a lot.Ooh. You get to heat the oil in the pan before adding any ingredients. Chapeau on this find, dear heart.
You brave ninny!Tattlers! Whilst baby mini ninny is gently sleeping, and rain has left us housebound, me and my OH went on a culinary adventure of the Crappucino. Here’s how it went!
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we had no whole milk and using SBs oat milk felt wasteful, so semi skimmed it was. I don’t think it would have made a difference. The “recipe” says to add oats, then ice, milk, coffee & sugar - I used a full tablespoon of each - why not just say “put all ingredients in and blend”? This was the blended result:
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I did not need to add water to loosen it as the recipe suggested I might.
How did it taste? Dire. A full tablespoon of coffee is too much, it was incredibly bitter even with the tablespoon of sugar, it gave me a headache. It was the texture that really made it awful though, I blended it for the few seconds suggested and then did a few more for good measure, but the oat lumps remained. I don’t know what everyone else looks for in an iced coffee, but I’m not after grainy oat lumps. I think the only possible use for this drink would be as a pre-colonoscopy cleanse? OH said he would give it minus points if he could, we’re having cups of tea now instead.
Total cost: 0p as I had all the ingredients in already and therefore do not have to include the cost in my performative weekly shop.
Marks out of 5: 1/5, better as a drain unblocker or if you want to give yourself a headache for some reason.
Mmmmm, mint and bacon pasta. Not really *bleurgh*
Tbf I think edible is about as good as it gets for jackslops.I chose the brie and bacon risotto as I thought it would be reasonably edible rather than wasting food. There are two versions of this, one on her website and one in AGCJ.
First, like a hunter-gatherer, I sourced the ingredients. The recipe doesn’t specify what kind of rice (as they are all interchangeable) but is costed using long-grain white rice. I only had Basmati so that was what I used. I also had the stock cube, onion and cranberry sauce.
Sainsbury’s had the cooking bacon, but the essentials Brie was out of stock. There is no parsley in my garden so I bought some.
View attachment 1706344
There are two pictures of this recipe: neither matches up to the instructions given.
View attachment 1706351
This picture from the website shows the cheese (only 20g per portion) as a garnish rather than swirled in, and rather less than half a handful of parsley.
In AGCJ:
View attachment 1706358
The cheese garnish has been replaced by cranberry sauce (again, the recipe calls for it to be swirled in) and there’s still almost no parsley.
Time to sling the slop! With advice from the canal, I used the book recipe and quantities.
First, chop the bacon and rinse. The website says rinse for five!!!!! minutes but I’m on a water meter so duck that. i rinsed it thoroughly, then put it together with the onion in a cold pan.
View attachment 1706366
As should be obvious to any slopslinger, wet bacon in a cold dry pan with onions will exude water as well as fat, so the onions will taste boiled.
Once the onions are cooked, we add the rice and toast it a bit in the watery fat. Delicious!
View attachment 1706372
Next add half the stock, allow to absorb and add the rest gradually until the rice is just about al dente.
View attachment 1706374
Boiled bacon! Delectable.
Next, swirl in the Brie and the cranberry sauce, and top with the parsley. So much parsley, but that’s the recipe.
View attachment 1706375
Not having any wallpaper, I improvised with the wrapper from a Who Gives a Crap bogroll, as it felt somehow appropriate.
The result was… not good. Not awful - it’s edible - but it could be so much better without compromising on cost.
The Brie and cranberry sauce are completely overpowered by the stock, the huge amount of parsley, the bland rice and the boiled onions. The bacon is tasteless and chewy, and the rice isn’t creamy like arborio would be.
Some wine/lemon juice/pepper/butter would have helped but they are not in the recipe so I didn’t add them. I’m not going to waste this but equally I can’t eat it as it is, so it’s going in the fridge and I’ll add a few things and make arancini with it later.
In Jack’s favour, this does make two generous portions of about 475 calories each.
Verdict: Tasteless slop with chewy bits.
@That Forensic Man please put me down for “I cannot get enough of this 5 minute thing” (from CoaB), dear one.
Who bleeping knows what it is - it contains beans, pulses or lentils but beyond that, I am stumped.
If you could enlighten me @Notmycat, then I will make it this week.
🫡
You're both in at positions 18 and 39 respectively@That Forensic Man I’m up for trying the microwah-vey mac’n’cheese. I may be wrong but doesn’t look like this has been tried before. I’ll opt for the marmite variant, rather than spinach. The comments about lumps on the BBC Good Food website aren’t filling me with positive vibes.
Added for you PGI can’t see Red Wine and Mushroom Risotto on there, so I will choose that, as all rice interchangeable and OH is a bit of a risotto fan. Will use this recipe
I will donate the cost of the ingredients to my local food bank too. I will also cost the recipes. I would edit the spreadsheet but I can’t see how to. Sorry.Jack Monroe’s red wine and mushroom risotto is the perfect dinner time recipe
Rich, filling and using mainly store cupboard ingredientswww.redonline.co.uk
Edited to add its from A Hirl Called Jack
Well slung @IcanSpellBéchamel, chapeau!I chose the brie and bacon risotto as I thought it would be reasonably edible rather than wasting food. There are two versions of this, one on her website and one in AGCJ.
First, like a hunter-gatherer, I sourced the ingredients. The recipe doesn’t specify what kind of rice (as they are all interchangeable) but is costed using long-grain white rice. I only had Basmati so that was what I used. I also had the stock cube, onion and cranberry sauce.
Sainsbury’s had the cooking bacon, but the essentials Brie was out of stock. There is no parsley in my garden so I bought some.
View attachment 1706344
There are two pictures of this recipe: neither matches up to the instructions given.
View attachment 1706351
This picture from the website shows the cheese (only 20g per portion) as a garnish rather than swirled in, and rather less than half a handful of parsley.
In AGCJ:
View attachment 1706358
The cheese garnish has been replaced by cranberry sauce (again, the recipe calls for it to be swirled in) and there’s still almost no parsley.
Time to sling the slop! With advice from the canal, I used the book recipe and quantities.
First, chop the bacon and rinse. The website says rinse for five!!!!! minutes but I’m on a water meter so duck that. i rinsed it thoroughly, then put it together with the onion in a cold pan.
View attachment 1706366
As should be obvious to any slopslinger, wet bacon in a cold dry pan with onions will exude water as well as fat, so the onions will taste boiled.
Once the onions are cooked, we add the rice and toast it a bit in the watery fat. Delicious!
View attachment 1706372
Next add half the stock, allow to absorb and add the rest gradually until the rice is just about al dente.
View attachment 1706374
Boiled bacon! Delectable.
Next, swirl in the Brie and the cranberry sauce, and top with the parsley. So much parsley, but that’s the recipe.
View attachment 1706375
Not having any wallpaper, I improvised with the wrapper from a Who Gives a Crap bogroll, as it felt somehow appropriate.
The result was… not good. Not awful - it’s edible - but it could be so much better without compromising on cost.
The Brie and cranberry sauce are completely overpowered by the stock, the huge amount of parsley, the bland rice and the boiled onions. The bacon is tasteless and chewy, and the rice isn’t creamy like arborio would be.
Some wine/lemon juice/pepper/butter would have helped but they are not in the recipe so I didn’t add them. I’m not going to waste this but equally I can’t eat it as it is, so it’s going in the fridge and I’ll add a few things and make arancini with it later.
In Jack’s favour, this does make two generous portions of about 475 calories each.
Verdict: Tasteless slop with chewy bits.
Thank(space)you, I’ve just found it on the Wiki. Will have a lot of fun reading through the rest of itI believe @traumatised sideboard made this a while ago and it was, as predicted, revolting.
I found this version on the website@That Forensic Man please put me down for “I cannot get enough of this 5 minute thing” (from CoaB), dear one.
Who bleeping knows what it is - it contains beans, pulses or lentils but beyond that, I am stumped.
If you could enlighten me @Notmycat, then I will make it this week.
🫡
Grab a jar with a good lid. Put the dressing ingredients in it and screw on said lid. Shake it all about like you’re Tom Cruise, either in Cocktail or leaping up and down on the Oprah sofa, your shout. Remove lid. Dip a finger in. Yummy isn’t it? If you disagree, add some more of something to balance it to your liking. Set to one side.
Oh noI found this version on the website
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