This has given me flashbacks to a time I was on a sub-min wage "internship" in that there London, and thought Jack's recipe books would help me. I tried the mandarin pasta/basil/yoghurt excrescence. The dairy curdled. The acidity was strong. It was somehow both very sweet and yet had the taste and texture of 2am post-heavy drinking sesh vom.Is anyone doing Car-brie-nara or
Roman pasta with mandarins and a creamy basil sauce?
I know I said tinned fruit in savoury dishes is my aneurysm but that second one sounds so rank I think i have to give it a go. Don't ask me why - I'm wondering if I need an intervention.
So this is really confusing, the recipe 'oh my god dinner' was published on the website in February 2013 and in the book A Girl Called Jack in February 2014.Multiple fistfuls
Go well pal x
ETA wait why are all the ingredients different quantities to the book version? This requires closer examination
Slopalong: Cooking with Jack Monroe
Are you going all out and trying the luxury version? Nooo the corned beef version surely? Grated corned beef. @Lucky Escape your user name now doesn't seem so apt? 😂tattle.life
Massaging the costs for sureOh screw it I’m doing it again. Oh My Dinner, serves 2, 80g pasta. She says “oh I ate it all myself”.
Well of course you did love, because 40g of pasta is not a bloody portion. And this matters because people are trying to cook on a budget with limited money and you are lying to them about what is going to fill them up.
edited to correct it from 70g to 80g. There’s nearly as much bacon as pasta in this sodding recipe.
I see that her other pasta recipes posted after have a reasonable amount of pasta suggested. Maybe she forgot to double that Oh My Dinner one, or she’s massaging the costs.
Looks better that it tastes, sadly.@House of Carbonara that flat bread looks pretty good. Did you manage to find a recipe that works and tastes good?
In the sense that's it was warm and with a ton of butter, yes.It it edible tho?
Dear heart, cooking bacon comes in a big vacuum sealed bag and consists of the odds and sods that don't qualify as any other pork products. It's a collection of grey and pink blobs. 90% vegan Jack used to go wild for the stuff.“Cooking bacon”
Is there a type of bacon that’s not for cooking?
Ooh yes! It looks like it will be much more spenny than the courgette pasta, so should probably stick to that. Cost of living crisis and all that.@SamFoxStuckinaCloak
could this be it? I tried linking directly but it kept changing to tattle links, so its from Manchester evening news promotion with Jack and Linda McCartney for Veganary - google "Tips for a low-cost, guilt-free vegan start to 2021"
The lever arch files, I am DECEASEDHalf way stage lads
I hope you cook it more thoroughly than the bread in that photo. The middle is RAW!I'm going to throw this swill together, hopefully this weekend dear hearts.
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That’s Mumsnet-style portion sizes.Look I’m not obsessed with portion sizes, but she’s really getting 30 cornflake cakes out of 50g of cornflakes? I know they are light but really?
She's a charlatan, enabled by incompetents, who don't even read the contents of her book, let alone do any due diligence.How the hell does she get away with recipes that don't list the ingredients properly and are not proper portions??
Please can you edit the wiki thing, and add me for the chocolate courgette cakeLink to the wiki, feel free to edit or tag me and I can do the honours
Slopalong Wiki
Surprisingly for nearly three years' of Tattle threads, the canal have not taken a forensic look across the spectrum of all of Jack's recipes / slops. We've had the odd foray into a tasting situation, but nothing consistent across all of her books and website. This is in spite of anecdotal...tattle.life
We need to recipes for:
Vegan crackling
Afterbirth oats
And allocate the following tributes/requests from:
@Whaa? Veg peeling loaf (extra points if the creator tastes it)
@Nottonightbabe Mandarin and yogurt pasta
@Notmycat Eggy cup
Recipe ideas:
I think it will definitely make your bowels groan.Will anchovy butter pasta make my ovaries groan. If so, please can I have the recipe?
'soft and viscous'Good evening, you nefarious lot!
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