Slopalong: Cooking with Jack Monroe

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Order Thread by Most Liked Posts
WhyYouCry?

WhyYouCry?

Notmycat said:
Cooking on a bootstrap

BREAD
Basic white
Simple flatbreads
Applesauce breadcake
Sprout scones
Unfuckupable wholemeal pizza dough
Socca gluten free frying pan pizza base
Five minute bread
Coconut milk soda bread
Pint glass bread
Corn muffins
Lardy buns
Cakey goodness bread

BREAKFAST
Ping porridge
Berry green smoothie
Crappuccino
Beetroot, Carrot and Ginger juice (without a juicer)
Saturday morning pancakes
Fluffy berry pancakes
Microwave kale and chilli eggs
Mandarin Bircher
Marmalade granola
Shakshuka
Gramcake
Microwave mountain omelette
Courgette lemon pancakes
Pizza toast
French toast

SOUPS
Worts
Mushroom and Greek cheese soup
One ingredient mushroom soup
Cheese soup
Poor chaplain soup
Colcannon soup
Payn Fondue
Spinach, lentil and lemon soup
Carrot and Greek cheese soup
Spiced potato soup with chilli and yoghurt
Spiced cauliflower, butter bean and almond soup
Chilled pea soup
Spiced split pea and yoghurt soup
Garlic soup
Roast carrot and chickpea soup
Broccoli stalk and barley soup
Allium soup
Pappa Al pomodoro
Kale, barley and cumin soup
Minestrone

A PACKET OF PASTA OR A BAG OF RICE
Mug Marmite Mac and cheese
Carrot ribbon pasta
Parsnip Mac and cheese
Spaghetti alla puttanesca
Roasted cabbage pasta with cheese
Lazarus pasta
Sausagne
Creamy cannellini and fennel pasta
Pumpkin and bacon carbonara
Chicken liver Bolognese
Marrow gratin
Creamy crabby pasta
Smoked mackerel kedgeree
Green rice
Microwave courgette, tomato and cheese bake
Chillaf (microwave chilli)
Spring herb risotto

SPUDS
Croquettes
Corny browns
Also Dum
Tinned spud fishcakes
Moonshine mash

BEANS, PULSES, LENTILS
Best ever nut burger
Beet hummus and flatbread
Black bean tarkari
Black bean sauce
Aubergine and lentil vindaloo
I cannot get enough of this five minute thing
Beans and greens guardian salad
Tindade
Deep fried spicy chickpeas
Tarka daal
Makhani daal
Onion and lentil korma
Beetburgers
Beetballs
Red bean soup and dumplings

CONTRABAND
Turkey batman and planes and more
Prawn and sausage etouffee
BBQ cola ribs
Sardine and tomato soup
Hot sardines with a Herby sauce
Anchovy savories
Black pudding hash
Southern fried livers
Dad's Chinese chicken curry

EAT MORE GREENS
Mushroom Rogan Josh
Umami mushrooms
Boldslaw
Mushroom and spinach Bolognese
Kale, chickpea and peanut curry
Broccoli and courgette 'pesto'
Self love stew
Tofu shashlik
Mushroom and tea bourgignon
Green juice without a juicer

SWEETS AND TREATS
Two ingredient coconut hot chocolate
Not too chocolatey chocolate and banana cake
Crumbly almondy (accidentally gluten free) cookies
Double chocolate Guinness brownies
Leftover stollen (or Panettone) Ice cream
Brown bread Ice cream
Pear and almond tart
Whirly buns
Beetroot chocolate loaf cake
Choux pastry hearts
Rhubarb and custard rice pudding
Tahini orange peel semifreddo
Perfect chocolate chip cookies
Click to expand...
Self love stew 🤢. I might change my slop-a-long entry to that. I’m fond of self punishment.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Sick
Reactions: 30
colouredlines

colouredlines

Notmycat said:
Cooking on a bootstrap

BREAD
Basic white
Simple flatbreads
Applesauce breadcake
Sprout scones
Unfuckupable wholemeal pizza dough
Socca gluten free frying pan pizza base
Five minute bread
Coconut milk soda bread
Pint glass bread
Corn muffins
Lardy buns
Cakey goodness bread

BREAKFAST
Ping porridge
Berry green smoothie
Crappuccino
Beetroot, Carrot and Ginger juice (without a juicer)
Saturday morning pancakes
Fluffy berry pancakes
Microwave kale and chilli eggs
Mandarin Bircher
Marmalade granola
Shakshuka
Gramcake
Microwave mountain omelette
Courgette lemon pancakes
Pizza toast
French toast

SOUPS
Worts
Mushroom and Greek cheese soup
One ingredient mushroom soup
Cheese soup
Poor chaplain soup
Colcannon soup
Payn Fondue
Spinach, lentil and lemon soup
Carrot and Greek cheese soup
Spiced potato soup with chilli and yoghurt
Spiced cauliflower, butter bean and almond soup
Chilled pea soup
Spiced split pea and yoghurt soup
Garlic soup
Roast carrot and chickpea soup
Broccoli stalk and barley soup
Allium soup
Pappa Al pomodoro
Kale, barley and cumin soup
Minestrone

A PACKET OF PASTA OR A BAG OF RICE
Mug Marmite Mac and cheese
Carrot ribbon pasta
Parsnip Mac and cheese
Spaghetti alla puttanesca
Roasted cabbage pasta with cheese
Lazarus pasta
Sausagne
Creamy cannellini and fennel pasta
Pumpkin and bacon carbonara
Chicken liver Bolognese
Marrow gratin
Creamy crabby pasta
Smoked mackerel kedgeree
Green rice
Microwave courgette, tomato and cheese bake
Chillaf (microwave chilli)
Spring herb risotto

SPUDS
Croquettes
Corny browns
Also Dum
Tinned spud fishcakes
Moonshine mash

BEANS, PULSES, LENTILS
Best ever nut burger
Beet hummus and flatbread
Black bean tarkari
Black bean sauce
Aubergine and lentil vindaloo
I cannot get enough of this five minute thing
Beans and greens guardian salad
Tindade
Deep fried spicy chickpeas
Tarka daal
Makhani daal
Onion and lentil korma
Beetburgers
Beetballs
Red bean soup and dumplings

CONTRABAND
Turkey batman and planes and more
Prawn and sausage etouffee
BBQ cola ribs
Sardine and tomato soup
Hot sardines with a Herby sauce
Anchovy savories
Black pudding hash
Southern fried livers
Dad's Chinese chicken curry

EAT MORE GREENS
Mushroom Rogan Josh
Umami mushrooms
Boldslaw
Mushroom and spinach Bolognese
Kale, chickpea and peanut curry
Broccoli and courgette 'pesto'
Self love stew
Tofu shashlik
Mushroom and tea bourgignon
Green juice without a juicer

SWEETS AND TREATS
Two ingredient coconut hot chocolate
Not too chocolatey chocolate and banana cake
Crumbly almondy (accidentally gluten free) cookies
Double chocolate Guinness brownies
Leftover stollen (or Panettone) Ice cream
Brown bread Ice cream
Pear and almond tart
Whirly buns
Beetroot chocolate loaf cake
Choux pastry hearts
Rhubarb and custard rice pudding
Tahini orange peel semifreddo
Perfect chocolate chip cookies
Click to expand...
Turkey Batman.

Do I dare ask?
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 27
WhyYouCry?

WhyYouCry?

WhyYouCry? said:
Self love stew 🤢. I might change my slop-a-long entry to that. I’m fond of self punishment.
Click to expand...
I just looked up the recipe and found this quote from Jack…

‘This revelation may come as something of a surprise, but even I can’t cook sometimes’

IT COMES AS NO SURPRISE AT ALL, JACK!
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 61
Notmycat

Notmycat

Good food for bad days

MUGS
Liquid gold
Honey nut milk
Tea shandy
Sleepy hot chocolate
Golden milk
Hot nurse
Eggy cup

HANDY POTS
Tuna and chilli rillette
Peanut butter hummus
Tuna crunch sandwich spread
Apple peanut butter
Chicken butter
Cheese and marmite spread
Blue cheese, peanut butter and celery leaf pesto

FINGER FOOD
Cheese and oregano rusks
Orange and blueberry oat bars
Fennel and pepper oaties
Chocolate cherry oaty bites
Peanut butter, honey and Marmite popcorn

BREAKFAST & BRUNCH
Breakfast bowl
Carrot cake baked oats
Peanut, honey and apple overnight oats
Raspberry Bakewell baked oats
Fluffernut French toast
Microwave lemon curd and blueberry porridge
Banana sultana bread
Jalapeno cheese scones
Cinnamon seed granola
Bounty brek
Big baked banana pancake
Slow cooker bread

FIFTEEN MINUTES OR LESS
Cacio e Pepe
Lingreenie
Anchovy butter pasta
Triple tomato soup
One pan cheese steak pasta
Quick and spicy salmon noodles
Green minestrone
5 a DAY couscous
Vegetable chowder
Crabby Nora
Blue cheese and pickled herring panzenella
Hot nicoise

ONE PAN
Mashed potatoes
Lighter mashed potatoes
Meatball and white bean stew
Butter bean, brown lentil and red wine casserole
Peri-Peri black bean soup
Mushrooms and anchovies
Recalibration supper
Five a day soup, three ways
Puttanesca funebra
Beer mac and cheese
Borlottouille
Sausage, swede and cider sling it in

TAKE YOUR TIME
Better soda bread
Courgette farrotto
Pub chicken vindaloo
Beer pizza
Brown rice avgolemono with greens
Chicken porridge
Cheese and thyme savoury rice pudding

IN THE OVEN
Fish crumble
Stewed steak lasagna
Sticky beer and lime chicken with vegetable rice
Sausage squash and apple traybake
Cauliflower cheese and white bean bake

THE SWEET STUFF
Lemon curd no churn ice cream
Sleazecake
Ice cream cake
Jaffa Cake mug pudding
Sticky grapefruit honey squares
Hot apple pies
Brown rice pudding
The ambassadors brownies
Silent courgette cake
Black forest traybake
 
  • Sick
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 25
flyingfish93

flyingfish93

Notmycat said:
Tin Can Cook

MEATS
Corned beef bolognese
Beefboozy
Corned beef chilli
Hot or cold coronation chicken
Tender spiced chicken with olives and mandarins
Harira
Pork pear and stuffing loaf
Dog and a hole
Chicken and mushroom curry
Chicken ham mushroom in a fancy hat
Sweet and sour pickin balls
Three tin tender (beef in a sort of barbecue sauce)
Mince and onions with notions
Something like a feijoada
Click to expand...
what in the pumble is "dog and a hole"
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 31
Captainmouse

Captainmouse

Notmycat said:
Good food for bad days

MUGS
Liquid gold
Honey nut milk
Tea shandy
Sleepy hot chocolate
Golden milk
Hot nurse
Eggy cup

HANDY POTS
Tuna and chilli rillette
Peanut butter hummus
Tuna crunch sandwich spread
Apple peanut butter
Chicken butter
Cheese and marmite spread
Blue cheese, peanut butter and celery leaf pesto

FINGER FOOD
Cheese and oregano rusks
Orange and blueberry oat bars
Fennel and pepper oaties
Chocolate cherry oaty bites
Peanut butter, honey and Marmite popcorn

BREAKFAST & BRUNCH
Breakfast bowl
Carrot cake baked oats
Peanut, honey and apple overnight oats
Raspberry Bakewell baked oats
Fluffernut French toast
Microwave lemon curd and blueberry porridge
Banana sultana bread
Jalapeno cheese scones
Cinnamon seed granola
Bounty brek
Big baked banana pancake
Slow cooker bread

FIFTEEN MINUTES OR LESS
Cacio e Pepe
Lingreenie
Anchovy butter pasta
Triple tomato soup
One pan cheese steak pasta
Quick and spicy salmon noodles
Green minestrone
5 a DAY couscous
Vegetable chowder
Crabby Nora
Blue cheese and pickled herring panzenella
Hot nicoise

ONE PAN
Mashed potatoes
Lighter mashed potatoes
Meatball and white bean stew
Butter bean, brown lentil and red wine casserole
Peri-Peri black bean soup
Mushrooms and anchovies
Recalibration supper
Five a day soup, three ways
Puttanesca funebra
Beer mac and cheese
Borlottouille
Sausage, swede and cider sling it in

TAKE YOUR TIME
Better soda bread
Courgette farrotto
Pub chicken vindaloo
Beer pizza
Brown rice avgolemono with greens
Chicken porridge
Cheese and thyme savoury rice pudding

IN THE OVEN
Fish crumble
Stewed steak lasagna
Sticky beer and lime chicken with vegetable rice
Sausage squash and apple traybake
Cauliflower cheese and white bean bake

THE SWEET STUFF
Lemon curd no churn ice cream
Sleazecake
Ice cream cake
Jaffa Cake mug pudding
Sticky grapefruit honey squares
Hot apple pies
Brown rice pudding
The ambassadors brownies
Silent courgette cake
Black forest traybake
Click to expand...
Mashed potato! She’s written a recipe for mashed potato 🥔?
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 36
colouredlines

colouredlines

At a guess, it involves either tinned potatoes or instant mash, and features a lengthy intro about how her arthritis prevents her from mashing properly. Some posh people laughed at her for it so she served them this recipe and they declared it was the best mashed potato they'd ever eaten, so Jack had, as always, the last laugh.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 54
Justacatindisguise

Justacatindisguise

Tip tin of potatoes into blender. Add anchovy butter and some rotting herbs (any will do, as we know all herbs are interchangeable). Blend. Transfer to slow cooker and leave on high for 12 hours. Et voila.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Sick
Reactions: 38
itsnotmereally

itsnotmereally

Notmycat said:
Tin Can Cook

BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH
Spinach baked eggs
Cheesy corn fritters
Homemade baked beans
Carrot cake overnight oats
Rhubarb and custard pancakes
Get up and go smoothie
Canned OJ
Mango and coconut porridge
Pina colada bread

SOUPS
Creamy tomato soup
Easy gazpacho
Carrot and ginger soup
Creamy ' chicken' soup
Roasted tomato white bean and mandarin soup
White bean spinach and garlic soup
Tin-estrone
Lentil and chestnut soup
Sunshine soup
Spiced lentil and kidney bean soup
Spicy rice and 2 bean soup

BEANS
Sweet and sour cannellinis
Boston style beans
Chickpeas with bread and spinach
Bread bean and herb stew
Butter bean and cider cassoulet
Black bean Daal
Goulash
Chilli roasted chickpeas
Black bean and peanut stew
Red lentil and mandarin curry
Mushroom lentil and beer pie

POTATOES
Patatas bravas
Warm potato salad with anchovy mayo
Speedy bubble
Monster mash
Red mushroom and potato curry

PASTA
No cook pasta
Pasta e fagioli (pasta and beans)
Pasta e ceci (pasta and chickpeas)
Tuna sweetcorn and mushroom pasta
Absolutely basic puttanesca
Conchiglie with broad beans and artichokes
Anellini con cacio de Pepe (spaghetti hoops with cheese and pepper)
Pasta with lemony olive tapenade
Cannellini buerre blanc

FISH
Lemon roasted sardines
Catalan style fish stew
Beer battered sardines
Cockle spaghetti
Simpler crabby pasta
Salmon and sweetcorn chowder
Pasta with cod roe peas and lemon
Sardine rillettes
Smoky roes one pot dinner

MEATS
Corned beef bolognese
Beefboozy
Corned beef chilli
Hot or cold coronation chicken
Tender spiced chicken with olives and mandarins
Harira
Pork pear and stuffing loaf
Dog and a hole
Chicken and mushroom curry
Chicken ham mushroom in a fancy hat
Sweet and sour pickin balls
Three tin tender (beef in a sort of barbecue sauce)
Mince and onions with notions
Something like a feijoada

PUDDINGS
Fruit cocktail cake
Rhubarb and custard crumble
PBJ crumble
Tinned cherry chocolate fudge
Chocolate pear cake
Cherry batter pudding
Bonus cherry cordial
5 ingredient sticky toffee pudding
Click to expand...
So much inspiration
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 17
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.