Hotes, Hotes, where art thou?
Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley
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Do we need to enact some sort of welfare check on Hotes? Cos that thing was definitely gaining sentience, and not of the benevolent sort. Brundlefly = Hotesoats.
here you go, Jack! Inspiration!
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I know what you mean. I am a bit fearful that something that looks a bit like this has escaped from the slow cooker and is working it's way towards hotes' bedroom
We must be at/nearing the anniversary of Brenda’s bangers too. My reference point being I was in hospital waiting for BabyBeds to arrive and every time someone posted a pic or a comment I was hooting and losing more waters 
. However please no one recreate that flaccid mess, the oats have been terrifying enough 
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Searching for the picture (will spoiler when found) but this gif is making me cry with laughter at the memory…
. However please no one recreate that flaccid mess, the oats have been terrifying enough .Searching for the picture (will spoiler when found) but this gif is making me cry with laughter at the memory…
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
No more space on her phone for all the alts she has already, sadly. Are we “them”? Tbh the food is the best content because at least it’s innocently bad, her lies are anger inducingly bad? Hope our wayward sausage chef has someone to check in on her in the morning tbh she’s got a rough night...
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I’m back! It didn’t kill me in my sleep and it hasn’t alerted my neighbour that something was simmering all night. Shreddies for me this morning, despite this delightful offering
How does it taste? I can see you've put it in a Pots & Co pot. Fancy.
Indeed Marm, well 
it is a pots and co ramekin with a teaspoon
it is a pots and co ramekin with a teaspoon
No one can claim the Cabal haven't given Jack's recipes a fair trial. Our criticism comes from experience, and not malice.
It is weird though, there's a kind of pride that comes with making a Jack recipe. Especially one that turns out looking like vomit (to be fair, I would imagine that would be most of them.)
You know where you've gone wrong don't you? You need to put a spoonfull in the middle of a puddle of cold coconut milk.
It is weird though, there's a kind of pride that comes with making a Jack recipe. Especially one that turns out looking like vomit (to be fair, I would imagine that would be most of them.)
Do you not have a smaller pot and more expensive spoon? Where is your background wallpaper?
Wheres the old dishcloth for a table mat?
It looks like paper mache that an art teacher as found cleaning out their supply closet after a full teaching career.
It looks like paper mache that an art teacher as found cleaning out their supply closet after a full teaching career.
I know i'm going to regret asking this but @HotesTilaire ...how would you describe the texture?! As suspected, chucking blended apples in the slow cooker does not magically caramelise them
Please could a technical frau put up Jack and Hotes pictures so a compare and contrast can be made? I am wondering how Jack got hers to look brown. I suspect covering in coconut milk was an exercise in camoflage.
edited to say - if it was left unstirred for 8 hours whilst on perhaps there were some nearly burnt bits?
Having found the photo I think that if the hot oatmeal was covered in a sprinkling of brown sugar it would melt to give it the colour Jacks has.
edited to say - if it was left unstirred for 8 hours whilst on perhaps there were some nearly burnt bits?
Having found the photo I think that if the hot oatmeal was covered in a sprinkling of brown sugar it would melt to give it the colour Jacks has.
I mean… I wouldn’t not eat it… but it does look like wallpaper paste. I definitely don’t understand the need for additional milk, unless it’s particularly solid? Like a brick? How would an extra 5 hours in the slow cooker have ended up Hotes?
Did we know Allegra is now doing a social media campaign with Chartwells?!
What kind? 'Our meals used to be tit, but............... ?
Bloody hell. Jack and Roadside Mum will spontaneously combust at that news!
Oh dear, I just imagined Jack dating RSM.
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