Cleaning with Mario #2 Wiki

Singing videos & entertaining stuff.

Singing videos.

''Simply the best'' by Tina Turner.
''I wanna dance with somebody'' by Whitney Houston.
''Diamonds'' by Rhianna.
''Let you love me'' by Rita Ora.
''Killing me softly with his song'' by Fugees.
''Higher love'' by Kygo & Whitney Houston.
‘’Dancing with a stranger’’ by Sam Smith & Normani.

Entertaining stuff.

#bawwatch
Salmon rug. aka salmon beach towel
Butter plug in the shape of Santa.
Deek and Mazda at a Spice Girls concert.
#dryer-gate - (go read, it's in dramas which amuse on the other page)
Maz and Deek changing into PJ’s.
‘’Higher love’’ by Kygo & Whitney Houston - this one is just him dancing and includes his tattie heart & sweaty pits.
Insta v reality. Birthday pic.
#Peppergate.
Blind.
On the loo.


Laptop - Mario purchased a £140 laptop this week and stated it was for IG and his work. What the hell. Tattle discussed why, as a cleaner, he required one for work.
Well, we believe Tattle has discovered why Mazzo wants the Curry 32GB crappy lappy.
Drumroll please, it's to make PowerPoint stories of his daily morning ritual of gutting the bedsit and for making paid #ADs for Febreze on Thursday and Friday.

Ads

25/05/22 - PR package of Elbow Grease products with a pink confetti cannon.
12/05/23 - Fairy ad. Fileemd a washing-up ad. Told his huns to turn doon the water temp to save money, then proceeded to turn doon the tap.
19/05/23 - At it again.
21/06/23 - B&M ad. Then cleaning in his hoosecoat.
03/10/23 - Viakal ad.
08/10/23 - Tony Almond ad. Gifts worth £74.36.
12/10/23 - For Joyofclean - showed off Hinch's re-released Eucalyptus range and didn't tag her.
10/11/23 - Joyofclean and HB ad for a prize draw to win a personalised WUL bottle.
27/11/23 - Joyofclean with HB and the bonus hashtag #stinksofchristmas.
09/12/23 - Joyofclean, Febreze plug-ins #funkyfirstimpressions.
03/03/24 - Febreze SOS, his hoose stinks and his ma is on her way around.
31/03/24 - Look Fantastic @ad with a code.
14/04/24 - Look Fantastic @ad with a code.

Gifted products.

Started swapping his 2018 OG sofa for a few gifted ones.

May 20 - A small footstool from portabellouk.

From Daniyell.
Feb 2020 - Scatterback cushion sofa, £800.00, and a large mirror.

Then.
20/07/20 - Coffee table - £499.00.
11/05/21 - A 3 seater sofa and a 2 seater ''Royale'' sofa. - £1199.00. Changed to hardback.
11/05/21 - Console table x 2 - £598.00.
11/05/21 - Side table - £289.00.

Then.
07/06/23 - A bespoke corner sofa called the ''Mario sofa''.
07/06/23 - A new coffee table - £289.00.

Gifted a previous bed - ''Daniella'' - £419.00, with a doorknocker chair.
Then.
10/04/22 - A bed called the ''Mario'' but it's really the ''Mia'' - £649.00.
Not sure if a new mattress was gifted as well, the price inc the mattress is from - £909 to £1339.00.
The bed has a gas lift - £125.00.

Then.
24/02/24 - Another scatterback cushion corner sofa ''Fantasia'' - £1599.00.

Vacuum cleaners
A Shark Strasos cleaner on 09/11/2022 = £479.99.
A Hetty Quick on 30/06/2023 = £249.99. The Ad.

Odds and Sods
01/11/23 - Cat food dispenser from NatureTechDesignsCo - £38.95.

Oot in the wild.

April 2023 - @Madonna's partner spotted them in the wild.
April 2023 - @blueshowbizz spotted them in the wild.
July 2023 - @Kirky19 spotted them in the wild.
Sept 2023 - @JoeExotic pal spotted them in the wild.
March 24 - @Sloppys husband happenstanced upon them ootside their hoose.

Annual Leave

This is here to document his annual leave as curiously he appears to be always oof work and on AL.
Tattle believe he only works part-time and he himself has admitted not to working weekends unless he is doing overtime.
So we think when he says x days he is including weekends in the amount off.

Last shift Friday 07/07/23 to start Monday 17/07/23 = 5 days.
Last shift Friday 25/08/23 to start Monday 04/09/23 = 5 days.
Last shift Friday 27/10/23 to start Friday......03/11/23 = 4 days.
Last shift Friday 24/11/23 to start Tuesday 05/12/23 = 6 days. Said 10 days oof.
2024.
Off Monday 08/01/24 for 1 day.

Treatit Hisself 2022

Suggestion by @Whenthelightsturntostars.

Autumn 2021, amount tallied by @OhhBacon
A snippet of the tat he bought = £373.38 (the fake books might be £45 so add that on as well)

For Christmas 2021 tallied by @OhhBacon
Snippet of the tat he bought = £159.45

August 2022
For Autumn 2022. About £160-180 on this haul.
Autumn bits for his bed, Orange towel for his bathroom, Pom poms on sticks for his vases, Porcelain pumpkins, Black candle sticks
Various autumn bits, Cauldron wax melt burner, Wooden autumn coasters, Pillowcases for his bed, Pillowcases for his wee sofa,
16/08/2022 - Soaps £13 for 2. UGG "sleepers" - £80 (?) Air fryer - £100 approx
18/08/2022 - £17 - Emily made him do it.
20/08/2022 - Washing basket £19. 3 glass jars £10.50
22/08/2022 - Timberland boots with his birthday money - £108 Cheeky hot chocolate order - £13+
26/08/2022 - Treatit Deekz to Timberland boots - £90
28/08/2022 - Duvet coat - £130
31/08/2022 - Home treats and clothes - £95
Total ish = £747.50 not including his birthday money treatit boots.

September 2022
03/09/22 - Diffuser and candle - £30. Lamp - £95. Starbucks cup - £13.15. = £138.15.
07/09/22 - Shein haul, Coat £9.50. Pj set £11.00. 2 scarves @£9.95 each. Candle holders: £5. IG sign from Etsy (?) Hoosecoat (?) = £45.40
11/09/22 - Airwick plug-in and refills = £18 approx.
12/09/22 - Derek treatit him to a bespoke hot choc station, to go next to the 1 he already has. (£32)
13/09/22 - New Christmas bedding is incoming. £32 + cushion + throw. = £32.00.
14/09/22 - Some mare battery-operated tree lights = £11.99.
17/09/22 - Not sure when purchased but storied wearing some tan Balenciaga booties. Real price = £595 or fake = no idea.
17/09/22 - Another mug - £2.00. Candy Cane picks - £2.00. Mare lights - £3.00. 2 x reduced vases for next year - £2.00. = £9.00.
18/09/22 - Mare candy cane tat = £8.50.
19/09/22 - Mare Christmas stockings from Shein - price unknown but likely na mare than a £1 - seems it is £5.50.
20/09/22 - Asda George bedding set - £12 and a Home Bargain Santa Post box - £7.99. = £19.99.
21/09/22 - Look Fantastic haul. Shampoo & Conditioner - £10, Coconut body wash - £6.39, Toothpaste - £7.00 = £23.69.
25/09/22 - A North pole stand - £5, 2 x 10m Christmas paper - 99p each = £6.98. Then a reel of gifted crap from Tony Almond.
27/09/22 - His shitty Shein stocking has arrived. Biscuit barrel - £10. Mare signs - £5.00 and mare throws - £11.00. = £26.00.
27/09/22 - From his reel and rambling video. New jammies, New jeans, 2x Etsy signs, cushion covers. tree skirt.+
28/09/22 - A 7ft Christmas tree. Deek apparently bought it. = £59.99
Total ish = £345.20 (not counted the treatit tree £405.19, the treatit new sub-station £437.19 and his Balenciaga booties = £dog shite amount. The hoosecoat & sign have no idea.)

October
08/10/22 - Haul from multiple places including gifted tat - the total could be £125.25 or £129.51. (calcs on the post may be wrong, but it's still a fair amount)
16/10/22 - Candy Came shite agin, no idea about the prices but shall summarize at £25. But there's mare in coming. - £8.99
22/10/22 - Christmas cleaning multiple product haul which he has been collecting for a few weeks, Dosna like clutter and is planning a speed clean soon, - approx = £50.
24/10/22 - Crocs in the colour mushroom beige. He was howling at his DM's though. £44.99.
26/10/22 - Sofa table - £50.
29/10/22 - Purchased a fugly mug with a top, Unknown shop and unknown price so shall say £4.99
30/10/22 - Mare candy cane and mare gingerbread shite. He did get that dish thing he was converting, see above = £60.95.
30/10/22 - Even mare tat = £30.90.
Total ish = £396.34.

November. Christmas has started.
02/11/22 - Christmas bedding already accounted for (see Sept). Cushions & throw approx £23 - £30.
07/11/22 - Wire words = £46..50.
12/11/22 - Inthestyle PJs in small. £24.00 and another set coming but nay idea what.
23/11/22 - Wants some mare Candy Lame crap so got one a day later. = £34.99.
26/11/22 - Brow treatments. £125 or *£255.
27/11/22 - A khaki fleece and 2 pairs of gloves = £12
Total ish = £265.49 - £272.49 or *£402.49 and 2 mare PJs but not shown yet.

December.
03/12/22 - Apple iPhone 13 mini phone, and a new case to come. Could be an upgrade.
08/12/22 - His personalised phone case has come and another is on the way. Could be £5 or mare so ish £15.
11/12/22 - An 'oddie' and a bag- £30 ish not sure as not seen it.
12/12/22 - Popsa order of 2 baubles. Code from Hinch's IG page. £36 but with the code -30% = £25.20.
19/12/22 - Vieve concealer and lip gloss - £39.
24/12/22 - 2nd pair of InTheStyle PJs is finally shown. £24.
Total ish = £123.20 but not inc his phone contract

Courtesy of @Whenthelightsturntostars
Not sure when or if he did indeed show these off.
Christmas 2022: I, Marion's mental breakdown edition
Some things he's posted about recently so didn't include them. This is just an idea of what he's spent. It's safe to say he's probably spent over £300 on Christmas tat when you include the £60 tree.
Total = £300

From Aug 2022 to Dec 2022.
Year total = £2177.33 lowball tally.

Treatit Hisself 2023

2023.
January.

02/01/23 - new B&W cushion covers and brown & white throws, he did post on 28/12/22 but didna talk aboot them = £13.99, throws no idea so say £15.99 x 2 = £45.97
02/01/23 - new knitted throw bought ages ago with a code from Greedy In toop (taupe). OOS but available in grey, sale price = £67. cushion covers, sale price x 2 £21.50 = £110.00.
all the above were purchased last year but shown now = £155.97

04/01/23 - a cosy sweatshirt in the shade peach. A boxing day bargain so aye = £22.00.
07/01/23 - A bus trip to Edinburgh. An Amy Winehouse & Fleetwood Mac vinyl, nay idea where he bought them from but £21.99 + £24.99 on HMV = £46.98.
08/01/23 - Adventure time so he has purchased a travel bag = Nay idea so = £30.00.
19/01/23 - AMA air diffuser coming = £40. and Courtesy of Deek but assumed it was Mario another air diffuser = £60.00.
20/01/23 - Treated himself from Flannels. Not shown so nay idea.
20/01/23 - Christmas money paid for these? Dusk sale. Cushions covers, and 2 throws = £70.00.
20/01/23 - Primark sale. Tumblers - £4. Tray - £4? Vase - £6? Honey Gold candles and diffuser - £3. Frosted Eucalyptus candle and diffuser - £3. = £20.
23/01/23 - Influenced by Andrew Wheatcroft so got Snail 96 cream. = £18 to £24.00.

Total ish = £176.98 (to £182.98), including the Derek air diffuser £236.98 (to £242.98) = Including Dusk = £306.98 (to £312.98)

February.

03/02/23 - a ring light = £80.00.
18/02/23 - Welcome to Hinch Farm book and a piccie with her. = £12.99.
19/02/23 - B&M. a vase and some voltive candles = £9.00.
19/02/23 - Not sure when he got them both. Revitalift Filler = £16.50. White Company Shower Foam = £18.00.
21/02/23 - M&S bolster cushions x 2 (nay idea but he may have got a % off with Deeks work card) = £28.00.
25/02/23 - After doing well in a team! He treatited himsen to some Jo Malone. Nay idea what it is yet but say £50.00. 27/02 Finally showed what he'd treated himself to. A bottle of cologne = £150.00.
Total ish = £364.49.

March.
04/03/23 - Home Bargain haul. = £3.79 I'm not including the essential items.
04/03/23 - Yankee candle haul. - large candle - £25.00. Reed diffuser £12.50 x 2 - £25.00 = £50.00
05/03/23 - AvaMay haul. - Bought last week. Burner - £12.00. Candle - £25.00. Reed diffusers - £25.00 & £30.00. Refills - £15.00 x 2 = £30.00. Air diffuser oil - £7.00 = £129.00. Free wax melt, wow,
05/03/23 - skin care bought a few weeks ago. Refy brow sculpt and brow tint= £16.00 & £16.00 = £32.00.
11/03/23 - Primark haul - Pink trackie = £20.00, Shirts x 2 = £18.00 and at H&M a vase - £39.99 = £77.99. Bought 2 weeks ago, a Jumper & shorts = £15.00 so £92.99.
20/03/23 - The White Company, mare oils and mare diffusers. = £70.00.
20/03/23 - A green trackie from Primark this time. Assume the same price as the pink one above = £20.00.
25/03/23 - Showed off a new Superdry coat, nay idea when purchased or how much so say £65.00.
Total = £462.78.

April.

08/04/23 - Another pair of ''sneaks'' = £90.00.
10/04/23 - Joseph Joseph sink drainer and a bowl. = £100.00.
17/04/23 - Influenced by Posh Wax. A gimbal for his mobile = £95.00.
19/04/23 - Vortex heater/fan = £159.99.
23/04/23 - A pause mug from Matalan = £3.00.
30/04/23 - Purchased a few bits of clothing for his summer holiday in 2024.
Total ish = £447.99.

May.

19/05/23 - Showcased his new luggage for this holiday journee - Amazon = £52.00 and £69.50.
20/05/23 - Lip filler = £95.00 ish as na idea.
21/05/23 - Showed the custom trainers he will be getting soon - £114.95. Received 30/06/23.
22/05/23 - Earbuds Clean Pen £2.99.
23/05/23 - Got his rings redipped. Say £40.00.
25/05/23 - Showed oof his cleaning rings so his engagement & promise ones dosna get ruined. Price - nay idea, so say £10.00.
29/05/23 - A 4.5 tog duvet = £15.00
29/05/23 - Showed oaf a mini fan bought last year - £12.99
30/05/23 - Lookfantastic = £82.60 - Hinch code = £68.23.
Total = £467.67. Not inc the fan.

June

10/06/23 - Matching H&M small vase for his coffee table. - £24.99.
13/06/23 - A sodastream = £83.96.
16/06/23 - A Joseph Joseph bin = £159.20.
19/06/23 - 2 table lamps and 2 side tables. = £104.98.
20/06/23 - Utensils and salt & pepper pots = £53.00.
22/06/23 - A new PVC kitchen shutter blind. No idea so say £150.00.
23/06/23 - Oil and vinegar bottles - £15.95.
23/06/23 - JJ chopping boards - £70.00.
total = £675.96.

July.
01/07/23 - Elf beauty wand and another cup. £9.00 and £9.50.
13/07/23 - A t-shirt from Flannels = £44.00
13/07/23 - Another duvet set from Matalan = £13.50.
13/07/23 - White composite teeth fillings - nay idea on how many or the price.
19/07/23 - Molly Mae Filter tanning mousse, mitt & slippers = £16.00.
22/07/23 - A coat from Secret Sales online, nay idea when purchased - £6.00.
23/07/23 - Another duvet cover and 2 sets of pillowcases from Dunhelm - £34.00
23/07/23 - Mare Autumn crap purchased whenever - £38.46 not including the pumpkins so say £12.99.
24/07/23 - Bought a few weeks back - snail cream and spatulas - £18.45
Total - £201.90

August.
01/08/23 - A sippy cup with their name on far their 2024 holiday- £18.00.
05/08/23 - A Stanley cup - £38.70.
05/08/23 - An Autumn haul of tat purchased a few weeks ago - £12.00 + £21.27 + £11.40 (free gift £15.50) + £16.90 + £2.00 = £63.57
05/08/23 - A new pink tracksuit- £10.00
06/08/23 - Fake leaves from Primark - £1.50 ish bought a few say 3.
06/08/23 - An M&S stacking 12 piece dinner service - £23.00.
11/08/23 - Apparently he purchased Caudalie Body oil, not seen yet. - £31.00.
12/08/23 - Showcased his copious amount of new make-up purchased over the last few mths for his holiday next year. Nay idea on £££. £20 for the brushes. £3 for the bag.
12/08/23 - A 5 in 1 Spa facial steamer £32.99 - A mushroom vase £1.99 - A salt & pepper set £3.99 = £38.97
28/08/23 - A M&S winter duvet and pillow - £100.00 - possibly purchased with birthday money.
30/08/23 - His Stanley cup ordered on 5th has finally come.
30/08/23 - Some Halloween stuff, not that he does Halloween. - £7.00
31/08/23 - A Hocus Pocus mug from HB - £4.99 ish
total = £362.73. £100 of this may be birthday money.

September
03/09/23 - Haul from B&M = £7.00, £6.00 and £1.50 = £14.50.
03/09/23 - Then another basket - £7.00.
14/09/23 - 3 leaf tealight holders - £24.95. Leaf mug - £9.95.
19/09/23 - Marigold cloths = £2.39 x 4 = £9.56
total = £65.96.

October
02/10/23 - Boots 3 for 2, Shampoo and hairspray = £25.00 and some lip cream from Amazon = £3.74.
02/10/23 - Zara/JoMalone perfume = £25.99. Replica perfume = Laneige lip balms = £17.50.
02/10/23 - then he ordered 2 more Zara perfumes = £25.99 x 2 = £51.98.
11/10/23 - He wanted a Jo Malone advent box and within an hour and a half he purchased it - £350.00.
13/10/23 - A Jo Loves Official collection box, which includes bubble bath and he nay has a bath = £40.00
15/10/23 - Investing in another slow cooker. he binned the other one - £14.95 Scratch that he got one for £36.00.
17/10/23 - Bored of Lunch slow cooker book and a stand - £9.00 and £10.00.
19/10/23 - IG influenced to buy the full cleaning range from ironandvelvet - £23.00
21/10/23 - 2 pairs of ASOS trainers in the sale. £55.00 and £60.00.
29/10/23 - Primark boots = £22.00, Le Creuset salt and pepper + £45.00
total = £774.21.

November.
01/11/23 - A white ceramic Christmas tree wax melter from The Range. - £14.99.
02/11/23 - A white company candle plate, a b&m candle - £6.00 and £6.00.
10/11/23 - New Uggs = £90.00.
13/11/23 - A new set of pots/pans from George Asda = £30.00.
18/11/23 - A dual Ninja air fryer influenced due by a Hinch post = £179.99. A set of accessories = £19.97
20/11/23 - A toastie maker, 2 baking trays and air fryer book. £25.00. £9.50 x 2. £9.50 = £53.50
21/11/23 - Wax melts = £45.00 (or £54.00 dependent on pack size and availability).
22/11/23 - 2x reed diffuser form HB = £4.98.
25/11/23 - Shopping at Livingston Mall. 2 x Bath and body candle holders = £60.00.
26/11/23 - Showed a new pair of Nikes = £59.97. A pair of Converse trainers as his Nike blazers hurt = Nay idea say £55.00.
30/11/23 - Admitted to buying a pair of snow boots off Amazon months ago and had forgotten about them - £30.00
total= £655.40 (or £664.40)

December

13/12/23 - Showed oof 4 personilised wooden tags. All apart from 3 are for next year's fake under-the-tree presents - he confused every fooker on price. Stated on offer. 4 for £5.
15/12/23 - Stated he had purchased some mare trainers - yet to see.
total ish = £5.00

Year total = £4,567.07 - a very conservative estimate.

Eating oot and in 2022

August.
- 16/08/22 - jamjarpaisley
September.
- 03/09/22 - Café Su breakfast.
- 04/09/22 - Chinese for dinner.
- 08/09/22 - Weatherspoon's brekkie.
- 17/09/22 - Bella Italia Edinburgh - £41.00. With booze.
- 20/09/22 - Early evening oot - booze.
- 28/09/22 - A fuck it Chinese.
Mare than £100 spent.
October.
- 08/10/22 - A Chinese.
- 13/10/22 - JamJar. Chilli fa him and Steal pie fa Deek.
- 14/10/22 - A Chinese.
- 15/10/22 - breakfast somewhere. Not specified.
- 01/10/22 - Farmhouse Inns - approx £20.00.
- 22/10/22 - Takeaway Saturday, na idea wat yet.
Mare than £100 spent.
November.
- 06/11/22 - First time in Wagamamas on Johnny's b/d. Slop of a meal shown. Johnny may be paying. = £12.00
- 06/11/22 - Eat in. Pie, crinkly chips, broccoli and gravy.
- 12/11/22 - M&S sandwich, cake and tea = £17 approx.
- 26/11/22 - At The Vine Prestwick, brekkie with cuppas and cake = £36.35 ish.
- 29/11/22 - Cafe, nay idea where. Burger butty with chips and a side of pickled onions. so guess. £20
total ish = £83.35.
December
- 07/12/22 - Pizza and chips. Why no it's Christmas. Na idea where, say £15 each inc drink = £30.
- 11/12/22 - Costa, mince pie each (£2.35 x 2) and a drink, around £10.60 as not sure what the coffee Deek has.
- 19/12/22 - Chips, curry and a fritter sandwich - nay idea so £20.
- 20/12/22 - A takeaway, not sure what it is so say £20.
Total ish £80.60.

Grand total ish = £363.95.
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Eating oot and in 2023

2023
January.
07/01/23 - Costa Coffee purchases = £8.50. Takeoot = ish £15.00 = £23.50
18/01/23 - Castelvecchi Pizza with chips, deek fish & chips - Nay idea so £25.00
20/01/23 - Maccys - nay idea so £20.00
23/01/23 - Jamjar chilli & wedges. Deek 1/2 pizza & pasta. = £9.50 for Maz= £9.95= £19.00.
28/01/23 - A KFC - £25.00 ish.
Total ish = £112.50.

February.
01/02/23 - A Chinese, nay idea if both have one so = £20.00.
05/02/23 - Brunch. £7.40 and £5.69 (I think) = £13.09.
06/02/23 - Castelvecchi fish and chips & pizza. Poss with a drink so say = £20.00.
15/02/23 - Pasta, chips & onion rings each. Nay idea where he is, so = £20.00 ish.
19/02/23 - Breakfast after a hard 3-hour cleaning shift. (Eggs Slainte & Classic Scotch) - £7.95 & £8.95. = £16.90.
19/02/23 - Pesto pasta at home.
23/02/23 - Kwang Tung, Chinese meal, around £40.00.
Total ish = £129.99.

March.
17/03/23 - Weatherspoon's brekkie and a drink - £14.00 ish
18/03/23 - M&S cafe meal in Edinburgh (possibly with Deeks discount) = £20.00 ish.
18/03/23 - Maccy D's meal = £15.00 ish.
20/03/23 - Went to Clydesbank on the train. Got a Chinese lunch from Walk the Wok. Either £9.50/£10.50 each. Set menu. = £21.00 ish.
20/03/23 - Then a Costa. £10.00 ish.
25/03/23 - A Woodys pizza. £11.99 x 2 = £23.98.
26/03/23 - A late lunch of a Subway sandwich each = £10.00 ish.
28/03/23 - Castelvechhi fish & chips with a pickled onion for Deek and for Mario, chips & a cheesy filled bap with something underneath with 2 pickled onions = £15.00 ish.
29/03/23 - Burger for Deek and a meal for Mario, not sure what it is. Drinks as well. £20.00ish.
Total ish = £148.98 ish.

April.
02/04/23 - Breakfast at Pendulum bar = £25.10.
02/04/23 - Pizza, 2 cokes = £13.99 ish.
03/04/23 - Jamjar Paisley - burger each and a drink = £10.50 each so £21.00, drinks £5.00 ish
08/04/23 - Costa drink and a bite to eat as he felt light-headed = £5.95.
12/04/23 - At Jam Jars for his niece's 15th birthday, nay idea if he bought a meal himself.
18/04/23 - Gabriel's paisley, 2 meals for £13.00.
21/04/23 - Pizza from Castlevecchi = £6.00 and £7.50.
23/04/23 - Pizza and Pasta from JamJar = £19.90.
Total ish = £117.44.

May.
05/05/23 - Chinese. Nay idea so say £15.00.
12/05/23 - Woodyspizza - nay idea what is is - £12.99 and 2 garlic breads with cheese - £6.99.
14/05/23 - Breakfast at Pendulum - £9.95 x 2 = £19.90.
20/05/23 - Starbucks Strawberry Acai - £5.00 ish.
28/05/23 - Maccy D’s = £20.00 ish
29/05/23 - Nando’s = £26.90 ish
Total ish = £106.78.

June.
03/06/23 - Maccy's= £15.00 ish.
22/06/23 - Castelvecchi fish, chips anf gravy. £15.00ish.
24/06/23 - Wetherspoons breakfast each - £4.95 each.
24/06/23 - Maccy McFluffy each. £1.99 x 2
30/06/23 - Tony Macaroni Braehead - Soup each = £11.00. Pizza/Pasta share = £24.95.
Total ish = £79.83.

July.
08/07/23 - 3 courses at Indulge Prestwick. £22.95 x 2
09/07/23 - Went to Edinburgh, Starbucks - £5
09/07/23 - IL Pavone, drinks, a pizza and chips each. £14.95 x 2, £5.95. £4.95 £8.75 = £49.55.
11/07/23 - A blue wkd as they are oof to see The Little Mermaid.
12/07/23 - 18candleriggscafe breakfast - £26.00 ish
21/07/23 - Maccy ds - no idea what he bought, he is cutting doon on crap it seems.
Total ish = £121.45

August.
04/08/23 - Indian at the Multan Tandoori - He'll have the shits later though - Maybe the set menu £21.95.
08/08/23 - Jamjar. = £9.95 x 2
15/08/23 - Spoons and a coke befare work - £4.99.
19/08/23 - Half a dry sandwich and what looks like cat sick soup for maz, and tea soup for deek. Somewhere in East Kirkbride. Nay idea on price, so say £5 the lot.
25/08/23 - A Chinese on his birthday weekend.
26/08/29 - With the fam at Trattoria Genova .
27/08/23 - Birthday ooting - Afternoon tea at Tigerlilly, drink at Harvey Nics and another drink with a meal at Amoremerchantcity.
Total ish = £51.84

Sept
11/09/23 - takeaway in the hoose - nay idea say £15.00
16/09/23 - Edinburgh day oot to The Golden Dragon. £40..20 ish on the food as not sure what Deek has ordered, and a service charge of 10% so £45.00 ish
Total ish = £60.00

October.
07/10/23 - Chinese, nay idea so say £20.00.
14/10/23 - Wetherspoons breakfast - £4.95 x 2.
28/10/23 - China sea restaurant at lunch - nay idea. say £25.00.
28/10/23 - A pizza from Woodys - nay idea. say £10.00.
29/10/23 - An M&S breakie - say £20.00.
Total ish = £63.90.

November.
10/11/23 - JamJar - Half and half = £11.95 x 2 = £23.90.
25/11/23 - Weatherspoon breakfast - £10.00 ish
26/11/23 - A meal at Amoremerchantcity = starter £8.95, Main £13.45 and a drink say £5 x 2 = £55.80
27/11/23 - Breakfast at Castelvecchi fish and chips = £11.00
28/11/23 - Walk the Wok Clydebank - £19.00
Total ish = £119.70.

December.
02/12/23 - Chinese - Nay idea say £20.00.
16/12/23 - Linwood farm, soup and starters = £7.50 and £3.99 x 2 = £15.48
22/12/23 - Chinese = £9.50 is x 2 = £19.00
23/12/23 - Breakfast = £10.00 ish

Total ish = £54.48

Year total = £1166.89 ish - a very conservative estimate.

Nigella Mcknight

- Stovie.
- Spag bol.
- Spag bol.
- Spag bol again but looks like stovies.
- Mince with swede & turnip. Confirmed he boils it.
- Tomato & basil soup. Made with shedloads of stock cubes, garlic granules and a sprinkle of dried basil. Salt galore yum.
- He is bloody good at deep-fat frying eggs.
- Makes a Starbucks iced tea with frozen fresh raspberries.
- Airfyer extraordinaire. salt fish and salt chips with pepper veggies.
- bought a slow cooker after throwing giving the other one away. Beef stew and chilli so far. They look the same.

Cooking isn't the family's strong point either.
- His sister’s Sunday dinner.

Books

List of books he has and supposedly has read.

• Tap to Tidy - Solomon.
• You Do You - Greedy.
• Hinch Yourself Happy - Hinch.
• This Is Me - Hinch.
• The Activity Journal - Hinch.
• The Secret - Rhona Byrne.
• The Magic - Rhona Byrne.
• A Patchwork Life - Rachaele Hambleton.
• The Maid - Rita Prose.
• Verity - Coleen Hoover.

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