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    Oot in the wild.


    Jan 2020 - @Pinchers posted Maz at Glasgow station.
    April 2023 - @Madonna's partner spotted them in the wild.
    April 2023 - @blueshowbizz spotted them in the wild.
    July 2023 - @Kirky19 spotted them in the wild.
    Sept 2023 - @JoeExotic pal spotted them in the wild.
    Mar 2024 - @Sloppys husband happenstanced upon them ootside their hoose.
    April 2025 - @taylorca spotted Mario at 10am in the wild. Sorry pic deleted by the mods.

    May 2020 - Mario himself said he had appeared on a BBC Scotland show called Inside Central Station.
    He was spotted on the TV, on the concourse.

    A picture of Mario at Semichem.

    Trolls, woe is me, being an idiot/arsehole and mare


    Constantly uploads cryptic, boohoo, me me me posts & stories on his and every other IG fuckers accounts, bitching about life on the gram, the trolls, jealousy of him, blah blah. But he's so not bothered, he's fine.

    19/04/19 - Tattle were concerned he handn't posted for a while, well, he was ill ma loverlies. Been oof work all week.
    20/04/19 - He's noo ready to get his playlist on and have a gab later on.
    29/04/19 - I won't ever pull the plug on IG.
    08/05/19 - Post about negativity, blah blah, your life off SM is what comes 1st, (numerous spelling mistakes) and then a morning lovelies sign off.
    09/05/19 - Long post aboot time off, acknowledging ya messages and if he doesn't then ya know the drill. signed off with a Poundland find.
    10/05/19 - Enjoy what you buy post... not take what people say to you personal (Nay ma quote, not sure what it's meant to say and nay punctuation in it at all.)
    13/05/19 - Messages he gets are unbelievable... I truly am lucky to have this sparkle... I will never give up on Insta...
    18/05/19 - Moaning about Rayn who has been ill during the night. She's greedy and will be the death of him.
    22/05/19 - I stand by my bubble proudly... kindness always wins.
    02/09/19 - On the beg for a storage bed. Tried loads and ''no one is responding or helping good enough''.
    08/09/19 - His eczema has broken oot.
    16/09/19 - Showcased his bed, put ad - bought myself on the post.
    24/09/19 - Ranting. "I've never been terrified to mention it..." then "But I'm scared to talk about it..." "It doesn't bother me..." He's scared to go out and only goes out with close friends now as he doesnt feel safe!
    25/09/19 - Time to switch oof this app. ''Ul be glad to get piece of me and my crazy antics'' - nay ma quote. but he was commenting on Hinch's post on the 27th. Then reposting someone’s arse-liking post.
    27/09/19 - Still on SM commenting on posts when he's oof SM for a while. He's in Blackpool and he's never coming back,
    05/11/19 - My life, my hoose, my rules. my name.
    10/11/19 - In bed, people are concerned he's lost weight, he's fine, If anything was wrong he'd vent. Then posted IG were putting his stories in the wrong order. ''Ul make the just of it tho I hope, nothing I can do to resort this''. Nay ma quote.
    22/11/19 - Will not tolerate rudeness and a please & thank you costs nothing. Speak your mind of thoughts to him and he will block your rude ass.
    24/11/19 - Hame is his fav place, needs to go oot mare but insta changed it all. hard people noticing him, misses the old Mario that didna give a fook.
    05/12/19 - Told a story that he's nearly been hit by a car. Then he remembered that he'd witnessed his Auntie getting hit by a vehicle; that’s why he never crosses any roads; he’d rather go the long way around.....he then crossed a road.
    18/12/19 - Not sure what he is on aboot here but waffling on aboot helping small businesses and turning doon multiple offers.
    19/12/19 - A long rant because he received a homophobic message and a council house comment. Was only gonna talk about the message but ranted more about living in a council house. Sprouted “We took this house on because we could see its potential” No evidence available.
    25/11/19 - IBS post, makes up excuses to go oot, only with family or close friends.
    26/12/19 - On a train and it was mobbed (had empty seats behind) lol
    27/12/19 - Long thank you post (2 bits of punctuation) relating to his Pa, wasn't willing to share as it's private but his page is an open book...
    30/12/19 - Posted a quote that he is walking into 2020 with a clear heart and mind.
    31/12/19 - Long post on reflecting of his jurneyy. Nay idea what will happen in 2020, come a long way and is happy, changed me, bore bore.
    04/01/20 - He is noo a Swan.
    07/01/20 - Put ''Amen bitches'' on a quote about haters. ''Haters don't hate you. The reality is they fear that they will never be able to get to where you are right now''.
    11/01/20 - Classy post.
    18/01/20 - Posted that he hadn't been on IG for a week, he'd just needed a break, ''heart and head just wasn't in with IG at the moment and I put a lot of pressure on myself with this page...
    19/01/20 - Posted ''feeling good my lovelies feel grand.''
    20/01/20 - It's cold and he's loving it. Starting to feel human again. Own worst enemy with this page, takes him away from the stress of his job and in general the reality of life...
    28/01/20 - His lovelies him the up and get go feeling playing his song and extremely gave him the kick up today.
    01/02/20 - ''Goodbye January. I've hated every minute of you. May going forward be a new corner to turn and a better one!''
    03/02/20 - Mario is so so protective towards his family that he doesn't tell his page about them - ever - however earlier in the week he chatted on his dots that his dad was due to have heart surgery. then showed him in the hospital. Today we got the lowdown that his dad was oot of surgery, Thanked the National Service for their help.
    06/02/20 - The reveal for his wallpaper in the bedroom didn't go to plan. He failed to account for how many rolls it needed. On hold...
    07/02/20 - Said that Derek was clumsy & stupid. Many Tattle members DMd him to complain. Blocked them. He then came on later saying it was all Scottish banter. Which it wasn't, it was pure nastiness.
    07/02/20 - @menopausalmagrit sent a FB message to Derek to help free him from Mario's clutches.
    08/02/20 - Turned oot that the wallpaper was gifted. He moaned on the reveal that it was metallic and he didn't want metallic but he himself chose it from that section. Anyhoo he linked it. Also got a new carpet fitted,
    Then the saviour of small businesses got thanked by a hun, ''if I was this vile or nasty I wouldn't put others out there and help there* business'' *nay ma quote.
    09/02/20 - Giddy post. We were so so lucky and extremely greatful* for this amazing gift and I was so reluctant to take this...Seeing as Derek is selling his sofa then Tattle assume it's a sofa. *Nay ma quote.
    10/02/20 - The surprise is delayed due to the weather. Noooooo.
    11/02/20 - 3 posts about haters. Loads of messages asking him for help. "Your who circle* would be ashamed of you!". Then ''If you don't like me I don't care. ''I don't read nor go looking for what's out there wrote about you*''. Then ''I could share a volume of haters on here''     Nay ma quote.
    11/02/20 - After his posting rant, he revealed the sofa. Bespoke Gawguss. Due to the crappy phone and/or filter it looked purple but isn’t really.
    13/02/20 - A kitchen jurneeeee. Kitchen wallpaper. Love it.
    15/02/20 - Jumping on the bandwagon on the news of Caroline Flack’s death. ''Social media playing a part in her death with online abuse!'' Another rant. ''Thee effects of the media and social media! They can put you to the top then rip you apart!''
    15/02/20 - Derek is unwell. So Mario jumped into bed before him, photographed him feeling unwell, then showed the photograph to his huns.
    22/02/20 - Response about his pink, not pink but grey lamp. Then later ''No debates on my page please!''
    26/02/20 - ''Sometimes we forget life isn't as bad as others have it right now and I for one have a good life regardless of its hardships and tough moments.....smile''
    28/02/20 - Having a dig at someone. Thought it was Hinch as she'd missed tagging him but she them commented on a post so it was speculated he's not been invited to a hun party. Then he flounced oof for the weekend but posted the next day.
    10/03/20 - A delusional hun DMd him and stated that gays were accepted noo because of him. Err no Alan Turning, Stonewall etc.
    15/03/20 - ''Going to stop and take a momemt'' Posted this after his video of coming out. ''I never thought for a moment it would helped* so many families''     nay ma quote.
    17/03/20 - Can't do anything on Derek's birthday while the pandemic happens around him. He feels shit about it.
    18/03/20 - He's fed up hearing about the virus. Bought Derek 2 creme eggs for his birthday tomorrow.
    19/03/20 - Shoved a camera in Derek's sleeping face then went to work. Derek came on later to say Happy Birthday to a hun. Got Derek a chippy.
    20/03/20 - His IBS is through the roof. Later on... ''I'm just glad to get away from all this stress and atmosphere and seeing so many shops permanently closed doon''.
    22/03/20 - Filmed his iconic dance chucking oot heart potato shapes and with sweaty pits.
    23/03/20 - Mario's public service announcement. On behalf of the NHS stay at hame. He's worried about his Maw & Paw. He then wrote a to-do list for things to do in the hoose.
    25/03/20 - A long-winded post for all the huns to get doon to AvaMay's page for her to explain the business situation. Why use 1 word when 10 will do. As explained here by @GardenGnome2020 - jeez the UK is in lockdown....peoples futures are uncertain....but don’t ya all worry you can still buy some bespoke wax melts...so aye!!!! Later on .... Mario stories do soooo much good, his idiot huns are idiots.
    26/03/20 - Derek surprised him with Disney+. A free 7 day trial lol. And he took calm tablets and its ''took ma anxiety and calmness away'' Later on ... "Disney+ is about the same price as Netflix... So I bought that!"
    27/03/20 - While not on Insta the day he asked his idiot followers for medical advice relating to a stye on his Kerry Katona eye. However over on Tiktok video he's posting for the bitches.
    30/03/20 - Tagging Miller Homes "a boy can dream". Wants a kitten as well. Asking advice on how to introduce a new cat to Rayn.
    01/04/20 - During a skin care routine he states he has eczema on his t zone. ''my skin in extremely dry, my skin is very sensitive, cause of my eczema'' Err no it's not. States you must be so careful who you take advice from then recommends some guy off Instagram he’s followed for a few weeks for the best advice.
    02/04/20 - Ate some fruit. Posted due to his love of skincare & make up he's ''picked up a few tricks of these trades.'' And he's very bored noo. Keeps walking by a new build and it has him and Derek all over the front door.
    03/04/20 - Spent £45 on 3 boxes of criss on the recommendation of his bro and blister. Buzzing.
    03/04/20 - Debenhams on the verge of collapse due to the Coronavirus outbreak.
    05/04/20 - Had to buy Hinch’s book because he didn't get it gifted. Reply from Hinch.
    05/04/20 - We are all in this together picture with other Instafookers.
    06/04/20 - He's had hunners of messages regarding his job so please stop. ''I'm already under stress...I'm trying my best to reframe from being upset....my private life is private...''
    06/04/20 - Decided to change the colour of his kitchen tile from white grout to grey.
    07/04/20 - Woke up this morning and says it’s going to be a long day because he has a cold sore.
    09/04/20 - Got a pink rug (aka bath mat) which was salmon brown. ''I'm absolutely love it''     nay may quote
    10/04/20 - Whittered on in a story about the fact his lamp was fully grey ma lovelies...it's nooo pink! Not pink remember....fully grey! Doctors & nurses are messaging him to cheer him up. He;s worried aboot his job but is buying tat and crap on the daily.
    11/04/20 - Ranting about having to be a personality to keep everyone jolly and it's a struggle, ''what you see isn't really him'', he ''inspires and motivates so many people out there’' & “social media isn’t all it’s cracked ASS up to be”?? Laters... he posted that today was reminder to ''stop & breathe''....
    13/04/20 - The infamous Nikita dug fairytale story occurred today.
    16/04/20 - TikTok video, ''when you take note of the negative''.
    20/04/20 - Charlotte Greedy posted about Tattle so he jumped in. he’s not going to lower himself to outing people. Ranting we’re all ‘hateful cunts’.
    22/04/20 - No negative vibes. Stories arn't showing, then they do. he's contacted the big man. He will share the truth but it's not a gossip page, sides to SM, Greed, Gain, Used, Fake.... I remain happy in my bubble....
    24/04/20 - Derek surprised Mario with a Dyson hairdryer. Mario tret himsen to a stand for it. My life my rules. lol
    25/04/20 - It's here and he took 1 min and 19 secs to dry his 3 hairs, Tattle believe it was really 19 secs. His perfectly good previous one dried his hair in 2.5 mins lol. He then says he was glad he bought it!
    26/04/20 - Mrs Hinch posted that she also bought the hairdryer because "Mario made her do it." MH posted her beggy vision board so Mario replied.
    27/04/20 - During lockdown Mario nipped to Morrisons to buy some small make-up suitcases for £17.
    28/04/20 - Got a shoutout in OK magazine.
    02/05/20 - Got an Ecoegg delivery.
    03/05/20 - ''Pure feeling myself the day with ma hairdryer''
    04/05/20 - Mrs Hinch ''surprises'' him with a Dyson handheld vaccuum. "The most beautiful gift" He then found his ''Gucci'' sunglasses that his brother bought them both.
    05/05/20 - Rayn is unwell, dosna want to talk about it cos his loverlies will worry him but then does in loads of stories, then announces he's taking a wee day oof the gram to look after Rayn. fear not he will update us all later in the day. “She’s dehydrated... but is drinking plenty.” He posted that he had treated Derek to a Playstation driving wheel. Derek states he never has any shower gel so Mario slated him and showed off his hoard.
    06/05/20 - Drying his 3 hairs. Changed his bedding to a new set,
    07/05/20 - Having a lazy day as Derek is aff work so will be quiet on the gram.
    09/05/20 - He feels ill. Bought a trainer storage unit, purchased a new pair of trainers and washed their other ones.
    11/05/20 - In the morning he shares a story of someone singing, they share that he's shared it and then he shares that they shared his shared story. Then wise words. ''There's not a paved road to success or happiness''
    12/05/20 - Purchased another bedding set. Having a lazy day and someone needs to take his bank card away from him.
    13/05/20 - His Eco egg balls speeds up his tumbling 100%. Does it now! How's that work. Uses his handheld Shark to vacuum the bathroom floor. (the same one he uses to vacuum up the toaster crumbs that he empties onto the counter top)
    14/05/20 - Scottish Mrs Hinch, aka Mario, an article in the Scottish Dail Record about a hack to clean ya bin. He ''still hates this bin tho''
    16/05/20 - Underneath a Blackpool picture he did a very long post about others saying he has courage, confidence and is happy,,, but alas he is not. Befare SM he was. He believes in karma and he will get the last laugh. My life and one take of it. Then Mrs Hinch butts in, his reply - love ya doll, I ain't going nowhere.
    18/05/20 - He's done well on not being on his phone all weekend and is now having the week off. However. his ‘Weekend aff’ included several stories and even a grid post.
    21/05/20 - He's back, maybe.
    24/05/20 - Posted that his parents were mortgage free. Gorgeous. but 8 hours earlier it was gorgoues.
    26/05/20 - The sun is shinning* and Derek has a day oof so it's a day spent with him.* nay ma quote.
    29/05/20 - He got a cosmetics fridge.
    30/05/20 - ''Love life laughing. It's better than all the miserable Susan’s''.
    31/05/20 - ''Sleep....crap. Warm....aye''.
    10/06/20 - Had to order a t-shirt that said ''why are you so obsessed with me'' aimed at Susan's*. Never saw it worn.* Nay my quote.
    22/07/20 - He's switching oaf SM for a while.
    27/07/20 - He's fine.
    03/08/20 - On his grid. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
    08/08/20 - Posted this after his comma break.
    18/09/20 - Think he's been offered 3 jobs at the drop of a hat, not sure if correct and if true who by, and when he starts/started.
    18/09/20 - Shows off his disco balls on the bar but doesn't drink!
    20/09/20 - States that this job he knows he will love, a job he is grabbing with both hands, a job he wants to love and not just to pay the bills.
    20/09/20 - Posted that his huns kept him upbeat....., apart from when he disappeared.
    21/09/20 - 1st day. Derek gave him flowers. Derk's message. ''found your path and dream job''
    22/09/20 - Dosna read anything in papers or artificials*. It's ok to slander and write homophobic comments on an artical*... *nay may quote.
    24/09/20 - Came home to a new engagement ring from Warren James. ) Previous one he ruined by soaking it with the same Stardrops white vinegar solution that Mrs Hinch uses to clean her washing machine, he’d read online that you can use it to clean white gold).
    24/09/20 - Night night post with the cat on the bed, a wax melt nearby and the candle still burning.
    25/09/20 - Friday. He is enjoying the work routine again. Whit, he's only been in 1 day so far, on Monday.
    27/09/20 - Wifi code for his guests. Buys a plug-in freshener in cinnamon that he hates.
    27/09/20 - Not sure what it's about, an article in the paper I believe. but a post about bad times relating to Sophie (Hinch).
    30/09/20 - He's had his original engagement ring re-dipped.
    26/10/20 - Dream job as a cleaner at the polis offices.
    23/12/20 - He is happy to earn a small amount from his brands but dosna want to progress. Stop asking the noo.
    08/01/21 - Waffling on about SM being vile, he's strong enough to handle it though. His page is his safe page. Be kind.
    31/01/21 - It comes in 3’s. Shower head, dryer and the boiler. ''Fuck my life.''
    03/04/21 - He's never watched Line of Duty but called it rubbish.
    04/05/21 - After reading Tattle slagging oof his hoose he stated that his hoose was not insta perfect. Never be pressured.....
    01/06/21 - Nasty behaviour from others in his life. Part 2
    21/07/21 - Embracing the heat then the same day moaning about it.
    14/11/21 - Both up all night with sore stomachs.
    05/12/21 - His Hinch flounce. See page 1 Dramas that amuse.
    29/12/21 - After buying toosands of candy cane shite over the year he then declared that he had hated it all. He had struggled. it was all a lie and it was all for the gram. Goodbye, 2021.
    12/01/22 - Jan is normally gloomy but it has felt different this year so he is noo here for it.
    23/01/22 - He has had a clearoot of his cleaning products and will the noo spend noo moor on tat and crap.
    03/03/22 - Own page - Trolls
    04/03/22 - On Miss Greedy page.
    05/03/22 - About Miss Greedy and his own pity party.
    05/03/22 - Again, really rambling on.
    05/03/22 - Again about Trolls, give it up perrleez.
    06/03/22 - Trolls again, but his DMs don't work.
    06/03/22 - Grid post.
    17/03/22 - Comment on someone’s post.
    17/03/22 - He has read tattle but nae more.
    24/03/22 - Not bothered.
    13/04/22 - Moaning.
    28/04/22 - Stressful day working part-time
    27/05/22 - Sent a q to himself aboot council houses. Went oof on one aboot the stigma. Could get a mortgage cheaper than what they pay for the flat.
    16/06/22 - Had a sore neck & shoulder on and off for the past 11 years so went to see Bruse* the chiropractor. Plans to give himself more self-care the noo. * nay my quote.
    06/07/22 - ''I'm auld and wise to this world''. After a rant aboot Love Island.
    17/07/22 - Posted about weirdos keeping screenshots of him on their phone. He's fine though. (see OMG, cosmetic procedures)
    31/07/22 - He's not insecure anymore. He does get things gifted but he's the saviour of small businesses.
    09/08/22 - During another heatwave, he has noo bought some Xmas tat. A story later that neet of him swearing and moaning about the heat while laid in his bed with the duvet oon.
    12/08/22 - The reveal of his Autumn haul is on hold the noo. He's a bastard, living his life as it's noo the weekend plus he's melting like the wicked witch of the west. Moaning then moaning some more while he went to work (part-time). Later on, he was having the best day ever - in his brother's garden. (Tattle suspects a weekly cash-in-hand cleaning job).
    14/08/22 - Showed oof his autumn haul. When he was in a bad place her bought tat, the noo he is in a good place he still buys tat cos he wants to.
    21/08/22 - His page is his diary (complaining on FB about this) he uses his gut! and he will one day tell his kids how his insta page went.
    20/09/22 - Are we in for a wee prelude to a new depression episode? Wintum is coming so aye. Batten doon the hatches.
    03/10/22 - Troll pic containing an illiterate message. Trying to appear intelligent but falls short, idiot. (we believe he caught up reading tattle and saw us ribbing his blister's camel toe)
    09/10/22 - Stills maintains he dosna read Tattle but someone has sent him a death threat. He’s still standing.
    16/10/22 - No names mentioned but for all that hate his food, Kiss his shitty arse.
    17/10/22 - His ''always'' response to an IG post titled Respond don’t React.
    25/10/22 - Posted another quote aimed at trolls. Facts
    29/10/22 - An illiterate and incomprehensible post. IG pressure is real, he gets it! He controls his social experience.
    06/11/22 - This Christmas he is fine. Stress-free. He is me and stronger than ever. Can’t take it with you when you are gone so live life now.
    19/11/22 - Responded to a ''troll'' comment relating to his Elbow Grease PP video.
    19/11/22 - That night claimed he couldn't sleep due to messages, not troll ones but Tattle thinks differently.
    20/12/22 - Missed his friend that he fell oot with. Then talks about the cemetery he went for a walk in.
    24/12/22 - Can't stay away from the app he detests. Christmas Eve see you all after the New Year. Less than 48 hrs later...
    09/01/23 - Would like to travel but has anxiety. It is not him. Small steps. I’m just Mario.
    13/01/23 - Cleaners deserve a wage rise, highest risk and are underrated.
    25/01/23 - Couldn't be arsed coming onto this app until the weekend, then he'll catch up. A day later he was back, whining aboot his anxiety.
    29/01/23 - He's smiling more. He’s back. This bitch will never be broken. He has down days but he will get back up. Love yourself first.
    30/01/23 - While in bed he moaned about nasty people commenting on others' posts.
    01/02/23 - Couldn't believe the hate on a z lister's baby's name. He loves his name Mario. Went on aboot names all night.
    07/02/23 - On the day he got a blue tick he posted some dribble about being powerful. Doubters & haters - Let them go. Let it go.
    13/02/23 - Ranting about publicly writing bullshit on SM. Trolling but classing it as an opinion. He's affronted and also he'd be mortified if he knew such people.
    15/02/23 - A dig at trolls straight after a Caroline Flack post.
    23/02/23 - Sought professional help and also used self-help books but he's fine, again.
    08/03/23 - International Women's Day he supports his allies (na ma quote) apart from the 90% of haters.
    08/03/23 - Applauded some other Instagrammer's post about bonding over hating.
    10/03/23 - Again claimed cleaners are forgotten, they are extremely needed and underpaid. Bit rich coming from someone who called them ''dirty scrubbers''.
    12/03/23 - Sunday, claimed to have been anxious during the night, Rayn was by his side though. He was fine though when he was oot spending his £'s the day.
    12/03/23 - That evening, when he'd been ripped to pieces over his haircut, his dots of doom initially started off talking aboot his therapy but then he rattled on about trolls. He carried on later, talking about catching the trolls.
    13/03/23 - Still going on aboot non-followers, he sees ya. But he's sitting back knowing that he's awesome.
    13/03/23 - Deek is on annual leave with a cold. Busy week planned but Mario has visions of him catching it also.
    15/03/23 - They have the squits. Hinch was off for a few days so he had to copy.
    13/04/23 - Rambling on about trolls after his mate Greedy came off IG for a few days due to the outrage of her getting a free kitchen.
    23/04/23 - His DMs are turned oof for safety reasons.
    08/05/23 - Even though he dosna read here for some reason he decided to upload 3 pictures '' profile pictures for his trolls''.
    09/05/23 - PTWM supposedly outed a troll so Mario jumped on her wagon and added a quote and a few pieces of incoherent and grammatically incorrect posts, also doxing the ''troll'' of PTWM.
    11/05/23 - Outed a ''troll' called Klaus. Called him a fanny.
    16/05/23 - Moaning about him being so over trolls but clearly not.
    13/06/23 - Posted ''This comeback is personal. It's an apology to myself.''
    19/06/23 - A nighttime pic of his bulbous eyes, Deek who is never unwell is ill the noo and Martin moaning aboot having to return to work after his annual leave.
    20/06/23 - A ''can't be arsed'' video of the concrete sofa, with Lily Allan ''fuck you'' song. Then a quote in the evening.
    17/07/23 - A post nicked off SM that doing the rounds on different platforms - ''I paid attention''. He also wasn't right on Sunday.
    24/07/23 - Was going to gatekeep a skin care product as scared his huns would sell it oot but decided to share. Along with an Aff link.
    25/07/23 - Posted that his DMs were funny AF due to his stories yesterday about Cosex snail serum. Proceeds to call it snail spunk.
    01/08/23 - Not sleeping ok but he is fine. Push through it.
    03/08/23 - mentioned his haters on a video when testing oot the scents for his new bespoke Christmas range.
    15/08/23 - A few posts about his weight loss, rec'd hunners of DMs - it's his personal journey, he's always been slender blah blah, he will address it the noo and then don't message this page agin.
    15/08/23 - He posted a message aboot he'd bought a product on Andrew Wheatcroft's story and someone responded with a funny comment aboot his skin.
    15/08/23 - Later that neet he was laid in bed, while Deek was watching the footie, and storied aboot people being dickheads on other's comments.
    16/08/23 - Next day he was still on aboot it. people are dangerous, he would call them oot - he's alreet though.
    28/08/23 - Oof to get his annual flu jab, this is the 5th year. Never gets colds or flu the noo, only a mild cold.
    01/10/23 - Moaning about the fact strangers dosna like his hoose, now he is not bothered anymore. He is happy.
    12/10/23 - Had a rant about the hate for cleaners. His background in retail is extremely achieved but in the long run it means nothing. Mon the cleaners.
    14/10/23 - He has hit that peak of age where he no longer cares, blah blah, my judgement is never wrong.
    18/10/23 - Had an anxieyty episode so took it oot on his kitchen.
    19/10/23 - Hated his autumn decs but don't say anything as he's gona do me and he is oof to start Xmas decs.
    23/10/23 - Had a bit of a rant on his post about what other people/him did/didn't do for Christmas. Ma page. As I donay have any children, I am still a kid so I do as I please.
    25/10/23 - Someone trolling him so the spelling bee chanp had a go. Someone else on his comments, so his scheme mouth will rip them apart. Later on still triggered.
    26/10/23 - Ill again and then annual leave.
    26/10/23 - Margaret trolling on an Avamays post so he responded on his page. His followers must have thought what was he on about.
    27/10/23 - Home after his free horror movie and still triggered by Margaret the troll and that virus community.
    17/11/23 - Home after recording an ad in a store. Zero money spent.
    18/11/23 - Had a couple of ads to film but is tired. All week was feeling overwhelmed so hasn't moved but feels guilty. Tomorrow he will smash it.
    04/12/23 - Woe is me about comfort zones, “I never show my down days” He will the noo say NO.
    05/12/23 - Dots. Moaning about the broken boiler, moaning about Deek working looong hrs for fuck all recognition and to boot he is the noo ill. Moaning about IG. Moaning about how in his youth he used to be so confident but nay mare, blah blah.
    07/12/23 - Stop. Pause. Some of his huns are overwelmed but Mario says have 5 minutes to yourself with a cuppa.
    11/12/23 - Problems with Sky but it all stems with Openreach. Deek is ranting and asked Maz to tag them, not sure why but he is a huge Influencer so that'll get them moving.,
    13/12/23 - Moaned that he dosna feel Christmasy, watching shit loads of filems, eating shit loads of food. Hopes it snows in the next week. Just like last year. No happy the weather is currently fine. Can spot a narcissist, ''call out their bullshit and erase them''.
    14/12/23 - Glad everyone got the tags he storied but fook being an ''influencer'' blah blah. ''Grumpy bitch with utter attitude''. Apparently, has had loads of DMs that yesteryear was nostalgic but na more. He is snapping out of his Christmas negative coma.
    18/12/23 - Told all the maws to stop stressing over Christmas. Wanker.
    20/12/23 - His turn to have an illness. The tree is going but he is not ready. Stepping oot of his comfort zone to do next year what he didna do this year. ‘’2024 ain’t ready for me’’ Travelling abroad not once nut maybe twice. ‘’I plan to jump right in and say fuck it’’
    08/01/24 - On his day oof moaned that the boiler was broken. But it was ok as the heating was still working.
    10/01/24 - Complained that the council sparky had turned up too early, he had an attitude so he met his match. Men in trades are utter cunts blah blah. Also his door handles broke off yesterday and the joiner came out and he was untidy but don't walk all over gays blah blah. hard.
    11/01/24 - Get off ma page. On one again.
    05/02/24 - Skincare routine on Deek by Beek. Deek isna keen on IG but is extremely tougher skinned than Beek and dosn give a fook. Maybe mare chats ahead as it is Maz's fook it year don't ya know.
    06/02/24 - The day after he put up videos of him doing Deek's skincare he had a moan aboot the cunts that watch him blah blah. He is the noo to show him and Deek off more and will continue to be the awesome not give a fook self.
    24/02/24 - Showed oof his 4th gifted settee since 2020. Then went to China Sea to celebrate Deek passing his theory car test. While there he posted a rant about ''this chapter of my life doesn't need a title. It's finally my turn. My pages. My story''.
    08/03/24 - International Women's Day. Posted that 99% of ''women'' that troll him on that app can have ''cunt day'' instead. He is also women's biggest Allie - nay ma quote. Last year it was 90% so a troll improvement - well done Allies.
    22/03/24 - Had a rant about trolls on Hannah's live when they came back from across the pond when visiting Sofa Hunchmunch. See LOL Further Adventures of Mario.
    03/04/24 - ill but hasn't been unwell since Sept, coincidentally it's after the Easter 4-day weekend.
    10/04/24 - Will he leave Insta far good? Yes, but not today, not tomorrow but someday. He wants to be anonymous Mario again.
    15/04/24 - Monday. ''I'm no ready for this adult working week. I just want to pause life for a tiny moment please.''
    16/04/24 - He is having trouble with his internet. Complaining agin about the council regarding his roof leak. He is on bitch mode to them on the phone. Later on his boiler is broken again the noo.
    08/05/24 - Last day of his Lanzo holiday, bitched aboot Tattle.
    08/05/24 - Another waffle post, needs to self-gain himsen, covid did this to him, before then he had an abundance of confidence that he needs to regain. Deek is his rock.
    19/05/24 - He's blocking all the accounts with nay profile/followers or posts.
    20/05/24 - Dosna want to go oot. ''I can't be arsed''
    28/05/24 - Ill again so living in silence.
    30/05/24 - He is now kicking 2024's ass....again. He has felt a huge shift the past 6 mths and evolved....again. He is happy and putting himself first....again.
    07/06/24 - Still ill, posted ''I feel like sla bag of dicks'' - na ma quote.
    07/06/24 - Video - when life was just better, the 80's - He then posted at the bottom. When life felt good, when all seemed safe, now it's all a crook of shit and social media lies and snakes!!! Speculation is that when Hannah went to visit the disabled teen she failed to visit him.
    07/06/24 - Then posted a trend video like the sheep wanker he is. Even though he says a day later he had the flu.
    08/06/24 - Having a spoons to see if it'll make him feel better, Still has the man flu.
    09/06/24 - Gutted the hoose befare 10 am but was up at 4 am with his OCD. Don't feel pressured to have a clean home. He's exhausted and frustrated.
    10/06/24 - He is done with moaning, not going to talk aboot his feelings.
    10/06/24 - 1 hoor later, a lengthy ramble aboot his anxiety, he only shares how he is but not the reality on camera. Scots sweep it under the carpet so aye but no anymare. Trolling was nay the trigger.
    18/06/24 - He's had this virus far 3 weeks and wants antibiotics, He's never had a virus like it but he's fine.
    20/06/24 - Posted that anyone that likes the Sabrina Carpenter song 'motherfucker' is one also.
    20/06/24 - Video about his prev video that night. Bum Bum cream is said like this, not as it should be boom boom.
    26/06/24 - Ranted aboot washing babies in the sink. Commenters on a video he was watching are all snowflakes as they don't do this.
    31/07/24 - Moaning aboot the heat while wearing a fleece, but it was apparently only 14°C in Paisley.
    04/08/24 - ''Let them'' is his motto. Simply no longer cares and ''tomorrow is promised''.
    05/08/24 - Posted about the so-called repair on the roof as his ceiling is leaking again, called the council cowboys so will be calling them in the morning. The council has zero respect for its tenants, they are liarrs blah blah. Then later came on again complaining But dosna want to buy property as that won't solve it.
    08/08/24 - The cooncil have erected some scaffolding ootside his palace. He believes it's due to his (above) rant but Tattle assumes it was due to the renovations that are due. That night he had a rant, ''he was born in the scheme he will die from a scheme'', he loves his safe space and the c*nts that take pics he dosna give a fook. Rant aboot influencers getting holidays, houses etc but will accept a free hoose. However, he is that bitch and he ''stands in his stance''. He is over it.
    14/08/24 - Moaning about how he is forgotten as a cleaner, they are not seen at all, he was at the top of the food chain at one point, needs to step back blah blah. After hunners of DMs he then backtracked, he needs to be positive and said 90% of the ones he cleans for he adores. Scrubber by day influencer by night.
    21/08/24 - Came hame and the rain is dripping doon his wall agin. he is fumming at the cooncil. The roofers cannae go up the noo as it’s too windy. Hoo can he make it waterproof while he goes to bed. They went up for 20 mins, banged aboot for an hoor! What is he gonna wake up to? Will withhold his rent so he will. Cowboys. Still ranting.
    22/08/24 - Agin still ranting, he was gonna go oot and scream at the roofers but he's soooo tired. Finally left - post deleted later on. He's leaving it for the noo as hopefully it's sorted. The wally has set up a highlight page titled PTRC - Paper Trail Renfrewshire Council lol. Since deleted.
    01/09/24 - Complaining aboot the fact he is shadow band - nay ma quote - he is ''always on this app even tho I'm not consistent''
    05/09/24 - While walking ta work he posted that he'd been stressed, ''burnt myself out at both ends of the candle'' That time will pass and it has. He's fine the noo.
    11/09/24 - He's cutting oot all the things that make him negative. And time to pause. And let it go. Post of a quote - You all know so well.
    12/09/24 - The week has gone quick. He has spent aw week far an hoor throwing away his stuff, he is so over his cutter and hoarding. But on Wed he was showing oof his replacement bedroom unit for his collection of crap to his noisy followers! - nay ma quotes.
    17/09/24 - Update regarding his indoor water feature roof leak. The cooncil has praised his hoose, the leak is nay mare and he can the noo live his life in his beautiful cosy home that he could leave for a cheaper mortgaged property, but dosna want to. Holding oof for the decorating journey until the flats have been refurbished.
    17/09/24 - Later that neet. Thinks it's hurtful that peeps are thinking that he only does ''collabs'' with Avamayaromas AvaMayFair. Nay it's his brand. ''When a product has my personal signature on it, best believe it's my product.'' Hannah ''fully respects what I bring to the table and that is my name and my brand.''
    21/09/24 - Not sure why but he posted a reel bemoaning that people have a stigma for folk that live in cooncil houses. ''Notice how I didn't highlight this is a council house'' but then wrote it numerous times in the post.
    02/10/24 - Posted that he was ill due to having his flu jab the day before.
    03/10/24 - Still feels meh even after 11 hoors of sleep, but he moves.
    05/10/24 - Posted a pic of all his trees through the years then proceeded to sprout that the 1st year of IG he was unhappy, full of grief blah blah but we all helped him yadda yadda.
    07/10/24 - Monday. ''I don't want to be an adult today but I got up''
    09/10/24 - He has mid-week blues. ''Bloody living for my days off at this point in time''.
    09/10/24 -     Posted that ''to the pit of my stomach I'm horrified with fear for everyone in Florida right now...''. Then later on ''I can't believe so many of you have family in Florida...''. These posts didn't go down well, as not once has he posted any relief help other than these pity posts.
    10/10/24 - He had a restless night. Due to the above, we assume.
    11/10/24 - Thinks the cold has hit him. Feels like a bag of shite. Later on. He has made it, now on the sofa. heating on, all covered up with a Lemsip.
    13/10/24 - Still has a cold. In all day trying to shift it.
    15/10/24 - Has been wishing the week away to get to the weekend but today moaned that the year is going too fast.
    17/10/24 - Doesn't want to be all doom & gloom on his page but then had to predictably jump on the grief bandwagon after the death of Liam Payne. He then ranted about mental health, kindness and so many would have blood on their hands for ''that lad''
    19/10/24 - Had a few mates around, it was Gemma’s 40th so he laid on a tea party.
    20/10/24 - Went oot with the fam and wasna seen until Wed. He was nay well but feels human the noo. Apparently, it's nearly time!
    24/10/24 - Posted some drivel. ''No such thing as community on this app'' blah blah. Then posted ''my page and all of you that follow me are my family'' blah blah. None of these 2 posts made any sense. Then he posted he hasn't put up his tree, he's good but not that early, ''I'm not quite ready for this season to take hold of us just yet. I need it to slow down.''
    04/11/24 - Answering what he makes out to be a question, when it is a post from an American company.
    ''Please do what makes you truly happy, life is hard enough so Christmas time to me brings me utter happiness...,... I look forward to it every single year..... but do not put pressure on yourself!...
    16/11/24 - Revealed his Christmas tree on the 16th and proclaimed'' I’m delighted I could pull it off best I could'' Translation is 'This was Derek’s choice this year and I hate it'.
    21/11/24 - ps. He has jurked* his neck walking home on black ice tonight. ''Shite ending tp my shite day!'' *nay ma quote.
    24/11/24 - During a morning chat, while in bed, he stated he'd been up all neet with a sore tummy. Then promptly went out to China sea for a beige meal.
    25/11/24 - Posted he wanted to know where Storm Bert was as he wanted a day oof with huge disruptions. Raging.
    26/11/24 - Posted a quote ''When something bad happens you have 3 choices.''
    04/12/24 - Words of wisdom. ''Let love be our legacy, Through the dark and hard times light will shine through again.''
    05/12/24 - He's had a feeling for about a year noo, to come off IG for good. Not made his mind up but has told the brands his plans. But he needs a rest mentally. Been on this app for years. He plans to take a rest in the new year. Then he can restart the switch. ''I'm not done yet'' But he does not have to explain himself so after New Year he plans to have a proper detox. He's no away just yet.
    16/12/24 - Boasting about the fun fact that he was approached to appear in the Scottish Home of the Year Christmas episode. He would say yes in a heartbeat to showcase this council flat and then bitching about those who take pics of his home and post them online. Utter stalkers
    17/12/24 - Feeling a bit stressed as Christmas creeps up on him. ''You almost start to panick* '' but ''I've had a good with myself and reset*. I will never be perfect but it will be just right'' * Nay my quote.
    21/12/24 - The squirrels are back. Long story short. He's getting nay sleep. The council are doing fook all. The entire quadrant needs ''demolition'' but he still lives there. ''It's the money pit of living''.
    30/12/24 - Bye. Last post of the year. The flat and him in a pink trackie. He's having a break off this app for noo.
    12/01/25 - Came on just to show oof his cosy living room and #gifted sofa for the millionth time and his Smeg. Mentioned he'd had a bumpy start to the year but failed to elaborate. As usual moaned about the months going too fast, the weather being shite and he wants warmer days.
    27/01/25 - Came on just to check in. He's loving the time off the socials, he cannae lie. He will be oaf a bit longer but will be back in full swing in time. Jan will soon be over. Get it to f... What a moaning minnie.
    01/02/25 - He popped on IG to post an ad for Avamay.
    08/02/25 - Still on a SM break but liking and commenting on posts. Fumming about not being able to get a spray.
    09/02/25 - Popped on to do a Tiktok trend, trends that he dosna do.
    14/02/25 - ''I’m back'' not sure from where but ''Let’s go Insta'' ''I’d planned just to be off a while bit longer but why put a hold at life and just get back on that path'' Q&A box put up.
    16/02/25 - Dots of doom to retell his woes etc from his time away. Main ones are he noo has GOUT and he had issues with the hoose so he the noo refuses to decorate it.
    19/02/25 - Day 4 of this bloody flu. Moaning about the constant battle with the roof and squirrels.
    20/02/25 - Still has flu, went to bed early cos he's gubbed. Cancelled all his weekend plans.
    21/02/25 - He is so glad that he has 1 mare shift and then he can have the weekend to sort out this flu he has. He is also raging about the roof. ''Here's hoping the rain doesn't cause huge damage with the weather.'' ''I will rant forever on this page''
    22/02/25 - Sprayed too much dettol spray in the hoose, plans to stay in on the sofa all day, shows off his new glasses and he has a Spring scent coming.
    23/02/25 - Moaning about the weather because he's noo scared about the hoose and will it cause damage.
    04/03/25 - Came on late in the day to ask about his pensions. He needed to trace his Next one and his Debenham one. Also states he is getting declined for life insurance due to his Kerry Katonas.
    05/03/25 - It's fine the noo. He's had hunners of DMs aboot his pension/life Insurance problems. Dosna want to give out advice ''that might not be suitable so I'm trying to put out what so far has helped so regarding pensions'' nay may quote. Then he said you can seek out a pension advisor which he hasn't done yet, "Consolidating pensions is tricky but can be done easily enough" ''but don't queue me'' (quote) nay mah quote. At least his Life Insurance is sorted. Phew.
    08/03/25 - International Women's Day. He adores all women, ''I'm your biggest ally, apart from all the trolling bitches of the world'' aww thanks hun. nay may quote.
    09/03/25 - 2024 was his fuck it year and he so lived up to it (copying SSS, she achieved loads, what did Mario achieve, fook all) 2025 is ''weed out the time wasters''.
    10/03/25 - The roof may be getting fixed. The cooncil are ootside. Noo for the squirrels. Bought Jo Malone for his holidays.
    11/03/25 - A fine day to get our washings oot. aff link for Amazon toilet rolls. Mare trainers.
    13/03/25 - Had a busy week the hustle never stops.
    14/03/25 - Released his new scent. Midnight Orchid. Dupe of Tom Ford. She’s back.
    15/03/25 - Went out, didnay need anything but purchases tat anyway. ''Life’s to short'' nay ma quote.
    15/03/25 - Mario had left a comment on Hinch's page ''Get right back in that bubble and keep safe and health'' Emma posted something that didnay make any sense but Mario decided to post that she ''is a first class clown that needs to inject herselff aff this planet'' Hateful comment when he bleats all the time he is so over this and will ignore comments.
    16/03/25 - Showed off his new Prada specs and sunglasses. AD.
    17/03/25 - Numerous posts about perfumes he's got for his holiday and for Derek's birthday, on and on...
    20/03/25 - Continued birthday celebrations for Derek. ''His dad got him his cake made for him''
    21/03/25 - Mario asking for luck in the morning. Then Derek passed his driving test so all the huns luck worked. All about him ''Let's get our car''.
    22/03/24 - They have found the car they'd love and ''fingers crossed we get it'' Still about him.
    23/03/25 - Today home. Tidy mind. nay ma quote.
    24/03/25 - 1 hour sleep but we move and today is going to be the best kind of day. Later on, zero sleep.
    24/03/25 - ''And we’re away''. ''It’s a must. Then Home Bargains''.
    25/03/25 - Had a front and back dash cam fitted and installed. Too lazy to do it himself.
    26/03/25 - Been a busy week nay time for IG.''No one prepares you for the world of driving for Derek but he's doing so well....''
    27/03/25 - Fun fact. ''For the past 5 years in my job Derek has come and got me after work'' ''To now he gets me home in our car''
    03/04/25 - A hello chat from the car. Maccy's was rotten. Dosna do public stories. Then 3 rambling posts about anxiety as a passenger. The roads are extremely entitled. Things will get better in time.
    04/04/25 - Maybe he's better in the back seat.
    04/04/25 - He may show a little vulnerability...but he never gives in that easily...have that Mcknight strength....
    05/04/25 - ''Anxiety hates a moving target so keep moving''
    14/04/25 - A lengthy rant, about victimising people they watch online, always stand in your stance, people are contacting his brands, ''Instagram is not my job''. It will not bring him to his knees. So many will run and hide. I could write a book. ''I will forever be amazing''
    15/04/25 - His DMs were rammed after yesterday's rant ''btw I am fine nothing has been said or read or happened and if there was I couldn't give a fuck''
    07/05/25 - He's had a word with himself. He does have a beautiful home, what he strives to obtain can be stressful at times blah blah. ''Take this in.''
    09/06/25 - On holiday on GC in a 5* hotel, Room only. While showing oof OOTN day 4. Mario said he 'is so over it.' Noo Tattle suspect they had a tiff or they have ran oot of petty cash or he is crabbit due to burning himsen on the 1st day. This holiday was so entertaining.
    17/06/25 - Tattle rant. Hasn't been on here for 5 years. No names mentioned but it was after the Tattle owner's name was exposed by an Irish couple.
    19/06/25 - Posted he was hot. Later on had a response. It was an innocent 'have a thought for those that work in a care home' DM from a lady called Jackie. So he posted a rant. Then another saying it was tame and she needs to spend time with her grandkids. Then in bed he went snooping and ranting. Then, he was again laughing that she'd blocked him.
    20/06/25 - Going through his DMs and laughing. It's not trolling it's behavioural. He’s nice that he didn't share her details. He's not tolerating it anymore. Later on, another witchy video about Jackie and the heat.
    12/08/25 - Hearing things in the loft after the new water tank was installed.
    13/08/25 - He ranted that he had to come home 4 hrs early as his kitchen 'Monica' cupboard ceiling fell through and dust went everywhere. Dusts every day but look at this. ''I'm done for today''
    22/08/25 - Everyone has been asking on the shit show that is the refurb. And he's looked into the contractors and he's horrified at the complaints, but he's no surprised when it comes to the cooncil.

    He's a nasty bitch so aye


    During lockdoon - 18/03/20 - He's fed up hearing about the virus. On a Tiktok video (TT is noo deleted) Corona got me like...lockdown. But but but he is TRYING to be positive and keeping it real. Knob.
    DM - a follower's BF sent Mario a DM about his haul and Mario replied with a really nasty rant.
    DM - and again. Someone mentioned his cheap Primark clothing and the impacts.
    Derek - Was really nasty towards Derek for using a bottle of Jo Malone hand wash which was only for guests & for show. Also, he moans at Derek for no reason. #freeDerek.
    Derek - 05/02/20 - Complaining about the underlay Derek got for the carpets ''He had never seen anything as cheap in his life.''
    Derek - 07/02/20 Called Derek clumsy & stupid on a story so @Flozora sent a DM. Got a response back. Rattled by Tattle and hopefully by the DMs he received he backtracked and said it was Scottish banter. Which it was not.
    Derek - 15/02/20 - Derek is unwell. So Mario jumped into bed before him, photographed him feeling unwell, then showed the photograph to his huns.
    Derek - ''Dereks tunes are awful''.
    Fanny - Singing the Christmas Coca-Cola ad and then calling Deek a fanny.
    Rayn - Called Rayn a wee bitch for no reason other than he's a dick, however, stated later it was banter. #freeRayn.
    Rayn 2019 - Moaning about Rayn who has been ill during the night. She's greedy and will be the death of him.
    Catnip. Johnny gifted Rayn some catnip toys for Christmas. Mario was having none of it cos Rayn went mental over the catnip. 'They'll be somebody oot there goes you don't give catnip to cats', his response ''fuck off''.
    03/10/22 - Alluded that Rayn had pilfered some kitty food he waz gifting away to some shelter for homeless pussies and hounds. The fly cat - na ma quote - had been scoffing it for 4 days and Mazza didna notice until she started sharting all over the bedsit, so aye. He waz fumming - na ma quote agin - she's gitting na mare treatits the noo.
    Cleaners - Sept 2020. Mario was disparaging about cleaners, calling them "dirty scrubbers". Then in a response to a message from a fan saying their mother is a cleaner, he was rather rude. again.
    05/06/21 - Caimed he pretty much single-handedly saved Scotland during the pandemic because he's a cleaner, (one that works for about three hours a day in an office that's not being used much at the moment)
    but the noo.
    13/01/23 - Cleaners deserve a wage rise, highest risk and are underrated.
    10/03/23 - Again claimed cleaners are forgotten, they are extremely needed and underpaid. Bit rich coming from someone who called them ''dirty scrubbers''.
    Weather - 17 June 2022. During a heatwave & days of moaning about the heat. Posted that he was wishing for cooler weather. When it finally came to some parts his response was for the South of the UK to ''I hope you sweat your tits off''.
    Retail - New Year 2019. Ordered some JD trainers on Boxing Day then had a rant as not arrived, said that if his online order didn't get sorted soon he was going to go in-store and go nuts. At this time he worked in retail so knows the shite workers get from the public.
    Twitter - Wrote some nasty things on Twitter. People on the bus. An elderly lady in his shop.
    Nasty bitch - Nasty bitch video
    The Rage - Derek was taking pictures of a police helicopter circling near their hovel.
    Our home - Posted a video stating that someone did live here. Then went to town on a DM comment. Later on, after reading Tattle he tried to backtrack by saying that it could be taken 2 ways, then in bed he was still rabbiting on about him not tolerating pissh anymare.
    Hame - Beirut.

    Sayings

    Many of his idiotic posts/words etc have been turned into Mario sayings on the threads.
    Some have also come from his fans or made up by Tattle posters.

    - ''A Option B Option''.
    - ''Absolute staple'' (covers practically every cleaning/skincare/wax melt product he uses).
    - ''Ah hate ma f*ckin life'' (used no matter the scale of the adversity faced).
    - "Ah pay fuhl rent". (Reminds his followers of the full rent payment arrangement with the Council whenever bemoaning an issue requiring the landlord's attention).
    - "Ah treatit masel" (I treated myself).
    - "Derek treatit me" (I treated myself but want it to look like Deek adores me).
    - ''Also'' (how he ends his sentences)
    - “And so forth”.
    - “And so morth” (when he’s tripping over his falsers).
    - “Av gutted this full place” which means he has cleaned and wiped down the flat.
    - ''Gutted'' singular gutting i.e. 1 room.
    - “Bitch stole my moves”.
    - ''Burnt myself out at both ends of the candle''.
    - ''Chef’s kiss.''
    - ''Clutching ma beak''. (This is due to him holding his nose when he laughs.)
    - ''Completely enough said.'' (His response to his a DM about the state/renovation of his flat).
    - ''Core memories'' (Blister's wedding day).
    - ''Crabbit''
    - ''Cunt washing''. or ''cunt of a washing''
    - ''Done and dust it'' (Done and dusted)
    - ''Earth and soul''.
    - ''Events of every step'' (no idea what it means)
    - ''Every man in the dog.'' *
    - ''Extremely entitled'' (The roads are extremely entitled).
    - ''factual'' (assume it's meant to be 'that's a fact').
    - ''Fine dining'' (while in Lindsay Rotte).
    - ''Flairs'' (Floors).
    - ''Ground room floor'' (his Judith Chalmers advice).
    - ''Here me loudly''
    - ''He was born in the scheme he will die from a scheme'' *
    - "Hellooooo ma lovelies", while waving strangler fingers.
    - ''Her line of field''
    - ''If you're no first, you're last.''
    - ''I stand in my stance proudly.''
    - ''IBS through the roof'' (severe dose of the shits).
    - “If you don’t know get to know.” An inducement to buy, beg, borrow or steal whatever thing he's promoting as an absolute staple. and
    - ''If you know you know''
    - "I'm in complete empathy".
    - ''In the colour'' <insert word> ''in the scent'' <insert word> (used when he mistakes himself for a QVC presenter).
    - "With this new day of dawn" (in this day and age).
    - ''It's real life, no Harrods'' (addressing Tattlers concerns for the buckled wire shelf, behind the TV, at the vanity area).
    - ''Karmer on your arse'' (a playful karma curse stemming from a tattle member ''Karma on his arse''). This was due to a vile reply to a Tattler whose mum was a cleaner ''Karma for you also''.
    - ''Klarna on ya arse'' (another Tattle saying based on Mario using Klarna to pay for everything)
    - ''Keep your eyes posted''(New AvaMayfair shite).
    - ''Keep your power''
    - “Keeping up with the Jone’es.”
    - ''My life my rules''
    - ''Ma page. ma rules.''
    - ''My cup runeth Over'' ''My cup is runneth over''. ''My cup Runneth Over''
    - ''My gold in weight'' (new Breville toaster/kettle).
    - ''No debates on my page please!'' (when he tried to convince his followers Tattle that a gifted lamp was in the colour grey and not pink… it was pink...everyone else thinks it's pink)
    - ''Nests of hands'' (not sure what he means)(on a post about Grinch's dad passing away.)
    - ''New York in America'' (a fan sat in a coffee bar listening to his stories and an American waitress knew who he was)!
    - ''Non colour movie'' (Black & White)
    - ''On point said''.
    - ''Outbox'' - he means inbox.
    - ''Peeking list'' (Pecking Order)
    - ''Practice makes ok'' (I’m a fucking car crash failure at everything). Cutting his own hair.
    - ''Put a comma in your life'' (when he's flounced off social media).
    - ''Real time of colours''.
    - ''Restart the switch'' (giving notice to come off the app forever for 2 weeks)
    - ''See a sucker bedding'' (extra lols cos he was showing the Hinch seersucker bedding at the time).
    - ''Serve them crumbs'' (nay idea)
    - ''Shane on you.' (Shame on you)
    - "Sliding through the flairboards". Describes being excessively hot.
    - ''Smellness''. Used to describe the aroma coming from his 2nd lot of gifted sofas.
    - "So aye".
    - ''So si''. A take on the above after he declared his love for Lindsay Rotte.
    - ''So much on offer and newness'' (a reply to some hun buying AMA crap)
    - ''Spine bright like a diamond''. (Shine like a diamond)
    - ''Staple'' (attached to any product and changes it on the regular)
    - “Stay in yer ain lain”.
    - ''Take in the wealth'', )which turned into ''smell the wealth'')
    - ''Take a seat and get some class'' (used as a rebuke).
    - ''The blister'' (pish attempt at Cockney rhyming slang, the nickname for his sister).
    - ''The Don'' (his Dad who is one-hundredth Italian).
    - ''Tomorrow is promised''.
    - ''washings'' (bespoke meaning of washing or laundry) Mare washings.
    - ''Very historical moment in history'' (The Queen's funeral)
    - ''Your who circle would be ashamed of you!" On a rant post. Nay idea what is is trying to say.

    * Same rant.

    Spelling mistakes/pronunciations


    - Artificials (Articles).
    - Articals (Articles).
    - Arriterate (Re-iterate).
    - Arons (Errands).
    - Avamayaroms (Avamayaromas but it's noo Ava Mayfair).
    - Batterated (Battery operated).
    - Beejong dogs (Bichon Frisé).
    - Bergamont (Bergamot).
    - Bicarbonative soda (Bicarbonate soda}.
    - Birtdhay (Birthday).
    - Bootle (Bottle).
    - Bruse (Bruce his massage therapist).
    - Calender (Calendar).
    - Capesh (Capeesh).
    - Carry’s (Carries).
    - Unable to pronounce the word 'certificate'.
    - Chucky knit (Chunky knit). Pic. Turned oot to be from the nightwear section.
    - Chopping (Shopping).
    - Clothes (Cloths).
    - Colton (Cotton).
    - Circum (Succumb).
    - Crapet (Carpet).
    - Cretans (Cretins).
    - Cutter (Clutter).
    - Daisy’s I've cream bar (Daisy's Ice Cream Bar)
    - Debbie Harris (Debbie Harry).
    - Defuser (Diffuser).
    - Demolition (Demolishing)
    - Devine (Divine).
    - Dope (Dupe).
    - Driftwood (Dri-fit).
    - Dunellum (Dunelm Mill).
    - Dustbunt (Dusthunt)
    - E-cover (Ecover).
    - Engravement (Engraving) but it's really embossing.
    - Extra (etc).
    - Fadum (Fathom). On a story of doom.
    - Fabulousa (Fabulosa).
    - Falbon. (His bespoke pronunciation of Fablon brings untold joy to Tattlers).
    - Flys (Flies).
    - Fumming (Fuming) After he realised he'd bought 3 of the wrong product.
    - Gorgoues (Gorgeous)
    - Gufted (Gifted).
    - Hazan Daz (Häagen-Dazs).
    - Habitat (Habit).
    - Hime (Home).*
    - Mintue (Minute).*
    - Striped (Stripped).*
    - illiterate (Reiterate)
    - Impowering (Empowering).
    - Indangered (Endangered).
    - Inject herself aff this planet (Eject we think).
    - Instide (Inside).
    - Insure (Ensure).
    - Inbox outbox second outbox/inbox
    - Joinery (Journey). Jounery (Journey).
    - Jo Molane (Jo Malone).
    - Jurked (Jerked).
    - Louis Vitong (Louis Vuitton).
    - Loveleis (Lovelies).
    - Motorhomes (Miller Homes).
    - Mirth (Myrrh).
    - Misjointed (not sure as on an earlier thread)
    - Muff (Myrrh).
    - National Service (NHS).
    - Nerelly (Neroli).
    - Noisy (Nosy).
    - Organisms (Algorithms).
    - Pacific (Specific).
    - Pacifically (bespoke way of saying specifically).
    - Pam (Palm).
    - Panick (Panic)
    - Partition (Petition).
    - Passwards (Passwords).
    - Reframe (Refrain).
    - Reframed (Restrained or Refrained).
    - Realise (Release).
    - Repsect (Respect)
    - Safe and health (Safe and Healthy).
    - Seashells (Seychelles).
    - Shadow band (Shadow Banned).
    - Shelve (Shelf).
    - Shinning (Shining). Shinning
    - Sleepers (Slippers).
    - Stoma (Stomach).
    - Stories (Stovies).
    - System (Cistern) Could be his accent.
    - Talic Powder (Talcum Powder).
    - There (They're/their)
    - Thuraday (Thursday).
    - Time (Tune).
    - To (Too).
    - Today house. tidy mind (Tidy house, tidy mind).
    - Tong Braxston (aka Toni Braxton).
    - Tony Amond (Tony Almond).
    - Toop (Taupe).
    - Tress (Trees)
    - Unindated (Inundated).
    - Vanner (Vaneer)
    - Velvet Air (Vetiver).
    - Waaahffle (Waffle).
    - Wintum (Winter).
    - Whitness. (Witness)*
    - Hard of English (nay idea what this is meant to be)*
    - Fumming (Fuming)*
    - Uplifhting (Uplifting).
    - UV raise (UV rays)
    - Valens day or Valance Day (Valentine's Day)
    - Word (as in Derek is Marion's world).
    - Wuhnst (Once).
    - Youse (Use).
    - You’se (You).

    * all in the same post.

    Tattle isms

    Boaby - The word 'boaby', is added to a thread whenever and wherever it's appropriate. It is a Scottish reference for the penis.

    Lovelies

    In a very similar vein to Mariah Carey calling her fans ‘Lambs’ and Lady Gaga calling her fans ‘Little Monsters’, the equally or arguably more famous Mario, refers to his as ‘lovelies’. Tattle posters have claimed this as their own and now call each other lovelies as a term of endearment.

    Update 10/10/23 - He is the noo saying ''Hay beauts'' as many many people are noo saying it, so it is not the noo his saying.

    Unsuitability

    Posted by @G&TGal II - A friend who is a social media director in Glasgow summed him up in one word ‘rancid’.
    They said this is why he is never considered by the big brands and even the small campaigns.
    Mario is considered by them to be unsuitable for even the smallest most local campaign due to his foul mouth, his rants on stories and his unpredictability.
    Referring to a campaign promoting Glasgow tourism. One comment, regarding Mario, was that they want to showcase the best of Glasgow and encourage people to come to visit, not put them off.

    Mario The Sicknote.


    17/06/20 - Deek unwell in bed so he took a picture of him. Later on it was only the trots so Mario had a pamper session.
    14/11/21 - Both up all night with sore stomachs.
    13/03/23 - Deek is on annual leave with a cold. Busy week planned but Mario has visions of him catching it also.
    15/03/23 - They have the squits. Hinch was off for a few days so he had to copy.
    19/06/23 - A nighttime pic of his bulbous eyes, Deek who is never unwell is ill the noo and Martin moaning aboot having to return to work after his annual leave.
    26/10/23 - Is ill again and then annual leave.
    20/12/24 - The hoose has had illness for the past 2 weeks and it's his turn the noo. So just Deek was ill then!
    03/04/24 - Is ill but apparently hasn't been unwell since Sept (see above)), coincidentally it's after the Easter 4-day weekend.
    28/05/24 - Is ill again so living in silence.
    07/06/24 - Still ill, posted ''I feel like sla bag of dicks'' - na ma quote.
    08/06/24 - Having a spoons to see if it'll make him feel better, Still has the man flu.
    09/06/24 - But he then gutted the hoose befare 10 am, was up at 4am with his OCD. Don't feel pressured to have a clean home. He's exhausted and frustrated.
    18/06/24 - He's had this virus far 3 weeks and wants antibiotics, He's never had a virus like it but he's fine.
    02/10/24 - Posted that he was ill due to having his flu jab the day before. 7th year last year was the 5th lol.
    03/10/24 - Still feels meh even after 11 hoors of sleep, but he moves.
    11/10/24 - Thinks the cold has hit him. Feels like a bag of shite. Later on. All covered up with a Lemsip.
    13/10/24 - Still has a cold. In all day trying to shift it.
    20/10/24 - Went oot with the fam and wasna seen from Mon on.
    23/10/24 - Returned to the gram. He was nay well but feels human the noo.
    23/11/24 - Up all neet with a sore tummy. Then the next day went for a beige meal at China sea.
    29/11/24 - Woke up with a cold.
    19/02/25 - Day 4 of this bloody flu.
    20/02/25 - Still has flu, went to bed early. Cancelled all his weekend plans.

    Bedsit & Deek timeline


    Bedsit Timeline - The years he has been in the flat is somewhat make-believe, he states he's been there over 8 years but the fact is the flat was Derek's. Derek was previously in the Army, got the flat 18/08/16, (settling in) lived in the flat on his own and purchasing items for it by saving.
    Mario was living in his Aunt's spare room, spied Derek, moved in and then like a cuckoo took over.
    Poster @Lipsy states that Derek got the flat while with Mario, but they didn't live together as Derek was on benefits, so they were cheating the system.

    01/12/16 - Derek's Christmas tree is up.
    06/01/17 - Derek is using his M&S shares savings to purchase a washing machine and carpets (which Mario rips out later)
    Jan 2020 - Here Mario posted a memory post of him leaving his safe space 2 years earlier, so 2018. But in his dots of doom on 21/01/2020 he said he's been doing the flat up for 4 years, so 2016.
    18 Sept 2021 - On a rambling post in response to the Cooncil's demolition plans, Mario stated that they had improved the hoose over the last 8 years. This makes them in the hoose around 2013. But Derek only moved into the flat in 2016!

    How they met - Mario in his delusion declares that Derek slid into his DMs. Deek asking Mario out on IG.
    In Mario's own words on their meeting - because he seen me when I felt invincible - he obviously means invisible.

    But @Babybail93 insists it was a game of “pull a pig” that got out of hand. Allegedly, Derek was oan a night oot wae his mates and they had a “pull a pig” bet fae a tenner. In minces Mario, he’s the biggest pig in the club. So Derek takes it hame fae the devil wae 2 backs dance. Wins his £10, but Mario never left the flat.

    The different dates they met/started dating.
    20/09/19 - on an IG post he said that they'd 1st dated 4 years prior, so 20/09/2015.
    26/08/22 - Day befare his birthday, reminiscing on when he met Derek at 31. so 2013.
    23/09/22 - posted that they'd forgotten their 9-year anniversary yesterday, so 22/09/2013.
    Feb 2023 - On a Hinch post he said that at the end of the year, he & Derek would have been together 10 years, so 2013.
    15/09/24 - He is noo saying he had a first date with Deek 9 years ago, so 15/09/2015.

    The different dates that Mario states he has been engaged.
    25/11/24 - He posted a video of the hilarious attempt by Deek to do a decent proposal. He states 7 years which is 2017, but an IG post shows they were engaged in 2018.

    Domboii666 - Mario alludes that he has been with Deek since 2013 but Deek was declaring his love to Dom in Nov 2014. Domboii666.

    Pre-Mario - Derek's attempt at furnishing the flat. Bless.
    Post-Mario. One of Mario's attempts.
    Engagement ring - Got another one from Derek. Splashed the cash it seems - not.

    Christmas

    Starts Christmas decorating around the start of Nov each year but the run-up/count-down starts much earlier.
    Each year he states he will reuse last year's tree/lights/baubles etc but to satisfy his shopping habit purchases a different theme. He then gets more tat gifted by prettylittlehome and Tony Almond so he has to #ad them.
    Then on Boxing Day, he starts taking them down as the joy has gone by then and his woe is me begins.

    2024 - He started banging on about it on 22/05 and then again on 02/06.
    2024 - 16 Sept. Started the day with a countdoon to Christmas. Autumn hasna even officially started but he posted ''Right!! Fuck off autumn. I'm ready Christmas'' Then a few hoors later posted he still loved autumn.
    2024 - 20 Sept. Agin Christmas seems to be coming befare autumn starts.
    2024 - 28 Sept. He announced that he has got his decorations for Christmas 2025.
    2024 - 23 Oct. It's nearly time.
    2024 - 31 Oct. Is obsessed with Mariah Carey at Christmas, so he has the noo ordered 2 baubles from Amazon for £21.88 each. They are coming from the US in 2 weeks.
    2024 - 01 Nov. Since 2022, as per his tradition (copied tattle) he has posted himself as Mariah. 2022. (post). 2023. (post). 2024. (post). 2024 got a reply from Hinch. He will also do the Christmas clean of the bedsit the mora.
    2024 - He started popping up his tat from the 4th then finally revealed his tree on the 16th and proclaimed'' I’m delighted I could pull it off best I could''


    Other years.
    2020 - Sept he was all done buying for Christmas, settling doon for autumn/winter the noo.
    2022 - 30 July. Started bleating on about Xmas vibes.
    2022 - 09 Aug. During a heatwave, he has noo bought some Xmas tat
    2022 - 28 Oct. His Halloween decs, not Halloween but Autumn, are coming doon and his Candy Cane Lame tat is a gonna go up, but he may not reveal it yet, so aye.
    2023 - He will go traditional and minimal but when, nay one knows.

    Trees.
    2024.
    2023.
    2022.
    2021.
    2021 bedroom tree.
    2020. 2020.
    2019.
    2018.
    Ist Tree.

    'I believe' bells.

    Christmas Eve boxes.
    2020
    2021
    2024 and the video 2024 Christmas Eve Box.

    Festive PJ's.
    2024. Marion. Both.
    2023. Grinch PJs that he wore all year. (filtered) (unfiltered).
    2021. Changing into PJs

    Mariah tradition.

    Photoshopping his face onto Mariah Carey's.

    He so copied this from oor resident Banksie so aye.

    Rest of the year


    Puts oot his autumn decorations well before they should be oot, he dosna do Halloween but the decs are deffo Halloween crap. Then, as post-Christmas he hates them being oot early so then whines.

    21/08/22 - Autumn has arrived. The Hobbit of Beirut has decided it is time. He can and he will.
    09/06/24 - Maybe he is joking, maybe not but the pumpkins are coming oot.
    01/08/24 - His season has begun. Get aff his page.


    Fav


    Fav day = Sunday.
    Fav weather = Crisp, cold & sunny. This time just crisp & sunny.
    Fav hair products = In 2020 it were these.


    Newspaper articles


    1. Scotland's male Mrs Hinch has turned his council flat into a cleanfluencer paradise. Archived.
    2. When he was called Marion (as the article is achieved the video does not load so here is a pic) and Derek was referred to as his finance. Same as no 1. Archived.
    3. Scotland's male Mrs Hinch Mario bravely opens up about being bullied at school. Archived.
    4. Daily Star Online's recommendations, 8 cleaning accounts to follow. Archived.
    5. Mentioned in Mrs Hinch's book. Archived.
    6. Overwelmed when mentioned in MH book. Archived.
    7. Cleaning his oven. Described as a guru and cleaning expert. Archived.
    8. Parties with MH and SS. Archived.

    Piss-take newspaper article - Review from @Shivers Archived.
    (Size of his flat) I can see most of it when he throws open the front door to welcome me in.
    (Cleanfluencers) For those who don’t do social media, that’s a person who posts pictures of their vacuum cleaner, dish sponges and shiny sink on Instagram.
    (Mrs Hinch and her army) following every development in the purchase of a new storage rack for eggs.
    (Mario and his modest fame) Mario, with 86,000 followers, is not at Hinch levels of fame. This is his choice.
    (His ‘journey’) still nervous about his “journey” in this crazy world of Hello My Lovelies candles and free toilet cleaner.
    (The journey again & his followers) Most of #mariosmafia want to know all about his teeth, his eyebrows.
    (Size of the flat again) It’s so small that it does not take much actual cleaning.
    And
    he has to store the vacuum cleaner in the living room and has a cupboard of shame.
    @Badaboom posted - he had the photographer in on Saturday which is days after he got his Ikea mirror and lights, so the person writing the article must have lifted the photo of his wee mirror from his grid. I wonder if they took the photo of the wee mirror on purpose as they could just as easily taken the photo of his larger mirror. The reporter is definitely ripping into him.
    Mario's post to his article. ''What a great experience to tick off the list''

    Brands he hawks/hawked


    • AvaMayAromas* - including his own scent which is a knock-off of Tom Ford, called Mario Black Orchid**.
    • Amazon aff linking noo - example toilet roll.
    • P&G (joyofclean) occasionally. Does some splendid videos, go forth and find one of them up in LOL 06/10/22.
    • Sph2onge - Nay discount code branded aboot anymare, has he been banished?
    • Discounted beds (Glasgow) Danyell. Reads here lol
    • Pagazzilighting - Not any mare. His discount code was pulled.
    • Febreze - allegedly.
    • M&S - once received a PR package so Tattle complained.
    • Tony Almond - Christmas tat supplier.
    • Amazon affiliated links.
    • LookFantastic affiliated links.
    • Prettylittlehome - Autumn 23 said it looked crap. Ad in Oct so maybe ok with slagging their products oof.
    • Lululoveshome - seems to be the tat supplier for him the noo. Brand rep it appears he is noo.
    • He got #gifted some new teeth. The bespoke mould of the before & after is iconic:
    * 2022 Hannah went into administration owing nearly £0.9m, she sold the business to her new BF Nicky Storey*** but still trades under AMA****. (her tattle thread.)
    ** 2023 Mario's knock-off is the noo, nay mare, consigned to history and a new bespoke scent is to be created so aye.
    *** 2023 - Now ex-BF.
    **** Now selling the crap as Ava Mayfair.

    Mario announced to the world that he'd known for months that his bestie Hannah Chapman's business was in administration (her bf/supplier bought her out and heroically saved the day) but the bawbag felt the need to talk about it before she had revealed it on her IG.

    Avamayaroma scents he has brought out.
    • Mario Black Orchid. Released in SemiChem on 09 Oct 2019. A Tom Ford Dupe.
    • Mario Black Orchid. Released on 29 Oct 2021. A Tom Ford Dupe.
    • Mario’s Cosy Christmas. Released on 4 Nov for Christmas 2022. Inspired by *Cosy Winter's night.
    • Rayn’s Grotto. Released on 4 Nov for Christmas 2022. Inspired by Bath & Body Works Thousand Wishes.
    • Mario Black Orchid - Limited edition candle. 1 wick. 2 wicks or 3 wicks in a AMA glass jar.
    • Fresh Breeze. Released on 29 July 2023. Smells like laundry and a fresh breeze.
    • Autumn Leaves. Released on 16 Sept 2023. Inspired by The White Company. Orange woody aroma and a hint of musk.
    • Spring Blossom & Rayn. Released on 19 April 2024. Fresh floral scent based on a fav product but with a twist.
    • Autumn Leaves. Released on 29 Aug 2024. Inspired by The White Company. Orange woody aroma and a hint of musk.
    • Tis' the Season. Released on 24 Oct 2024 for Christmas. Bespoke scent.
    • Midnight Orchid - Released 14 March 2025. A Tom Ford Dupe.
    • Autumn Leaves - Released 02 Sept 2025. Limited edition again. AKA Wak Melt Bises.
    • Autumn Leaves cleaning range - Released 05 Sept 2025.
    Mario Signature - Seems he designed it - writing his own signature.

    Back to his threads

    Back to his threads.