Cleaning with Mario #2 Wiki

Oot in the wild.

Jan 2020 - @Pinchers posted Maz at Glasgow station.
April 2023 - @Madonna's partner spotted them in the wild.
April 2023 - @blueshowbizz spotted them in the wild.
July 2023 - @Kirky19 spotted them in the wild.
Sept 2023 - @JoeExotic pal spotted them in the wild.
Mar 2024 - @Sloppys husband happenstanced upon them ootside their hoose.

May 2020 - Mario himself said he had appeared on a BBC Scotland show called Inside Central Station.
He was spotted on the TV, on the concourse.

Trolls, woe is me and mare

Constantly uploads cryptic, boohoo, me me me posts & stories on his and every other IG fuckers accounts, bitching about life on the gram, the trolls, jealousy of him, blah blah. But he's so not bothered, he's fine.

08/05/19 - Post about negativity, blah blah, your life off SM is what comes 1st, (numerous spelling mistakes) and then a morning lovelies sign off.
09/05/19 - Long post aboot time off, acknowledging ya messages and if he doesn't then ya know the drill. signed off with a Poundland find.
10/05/19 - Enjoy what you buy post... not take what people say to you personal (Nay ma quote, not sure what it's meant to say and nay punctuation in it at all.)
13/05/19 - Messages he gets are unbelievable... I truly am lucky to have this sparkle... I will never give up on Insta...
18/05/19 - Moaning about Rayn who has been ill during the night. She's greedy and will be the death of him.
22/05/19 - I stand by my bubble proudly... kindness always wins.
05/11/19 - My life, my hoose, my rules. my name.
22/11/19 - Will not tolerate rudeness and a please & thank you costs nothing. Speak your mind of thoughts to him and he will block your rude ass.
24/11/19 - Hame is his fav place, needs to go oot mare but insta changed it all. hard people noticing him, misses the old Mario that didna give a fook.
18/12/19 - Not sure what he is on aboot here but waffling on aboot helping small businesses and turning doon multiple offers.
19/12/19 - A long rant because he received a homophobic message and a council house comment. Was only gonna talk about the message but ranted more about living in a council house. Sprouted “We took this house on because we could see its potential” No evidence available.
25/11/19 - IBS post, makes up excuses to go oot, only with family or close friends.
27/12/19 - Long thank you post (2 bits of punctuation) relating to his Pa, wasn't willing to share as it's private but his page is an open book...
30/12/19 - Posted a quote that he is walking into 2020 with a clear heart and mind.
31/12/19 - Long post on reflecting of his jurneyy. Nay idea what will happen in 2020, come a long way and is happy, changed me, bore bore.
16/05/20 - Underneath his Blackpool picture he did a very long post about others saying he has courage, confidence and is happy,,, but alas he is not. Befare SM he was. He believes in karma and he will get the last laugh. My life and one take of it. Then Mrs Hinch butts in, his reply - love ya doll, I ain't going nowhere.
22/07/20 - He's switching oaf SM for a while.
27/07/20 - He's fine.
08/08/20 - Posted this after his comma break.
23/12/20 - He is happy to earn a small amount from his brands but dosna want to progress. Stop asking the noo.
08/01/21 - Waffling on about SM being vile, he's strong enough to handle it though. His page is his safe page. Be kind.
03/04/21 - He's never watched Line of Duty but called it rubbish.
04/05/21 - After reading Tattle slagging oof his hoose he stated that his hoose was not insta perfect. Never be pressured.....
01/06/21 - Nasty behaviour from others in his life. Part 2
21/07/21 - Embracing the heat then the same day moaning about it.
29/12/21 - After buying toosands of candy cane shite over the year he then declared that he had hated it all. He had struggled. it was all a lie and it was all for the gram. Goodbye, 2021.
12/01/22 - Jan is normally gloomy but it has felt different this year so he is noo here for it.
23/01/22 - He has had a clearoot of his cleaning products and will the noo spend noo moor on tat and crap.
03/03/22 - Own page - Trolls
04/03/22 - On Miss Greedy page.
05/03/22 - About Miss Greedy and his own pity party.
05/03/22 - Again, really rambling on.
05/03/22 - Again about Trolls, give it up perrleez.
06/03/22 - Trolls again, but his DMs don't work.
06/03/22 - Grid post.
17/03/22 - Comment on someone’s post.
17/03/22 - He has read tattle but nae more.
24/03/22 - Not bothered.
13/04/22 - Moaning.
28/04/22 - Stressful day working part-time
27/05/22 - Sent a q to himself aboot council houses. Went oof on one aboot the stigma. Could get a mortgage cheaper than what they pay for the flat.
06/07/22 - ''I'm auld and wise to this world''. After a rant aboot Love Island.
17/07/22 - Posted about weirdos keeping screenshots of him on their phone. He's fine though. (see OMG, cosmetic procedures)
31/07/22 - He's not insecure anymore. He does get things gifted but he's the saviour of small businesses.
09/08/22 - During another heatwave, he has noo bought some Xmas tat. A story later that neet of him swearing and moaning about the heat while laid in his bed with the duvet oon.
12/08/22 - The reveal of his Autumn haul is on hold the noo. He's a bastard, living his life as it's noo the weekend plus he's melting like the wicked witch of the west. Moaning then moaning some more while he went to work (part-time). Later on, he was having the best day ever - in his brother's garden. (Tattle suspects a weekly cash-in-hand cleaning job).
14/08/22 - Showed oof his autumn haul. When he was in a bad place her bought tat, the noo he is in a good place he still buys tat cos he wants to.
21/08/22 - His page is his diary (complaining on FB about this) he uses his gut! and he will one day tell his kids how his insta page went.
20/09/22 - Are we in for a wee prelude to a new depression episode? Wintum is coming so aye. Batten doon the hatches.
03/10/22 - Troll pic containing an illiterate message. Trying to appear intelligent but falls short, idiot. (we believe he caught up reading tattle and saw us ribbing his blister's camel toe)
09/10/22 - Stills maintains he dosna read Tattle but someone has sent him a death threat. He’s still standing.
16/10/22 - No names mentioned but for all that hate his food, Kiss his shitty arse.
17/10/22 - His ''always'' response to an IG post titled Respond don’t React.
25/10/22 - Posted another quote aimed at trolls. Facts
29/10/22 - An illiterate and incomprehensible post. IG pressure is real, he gets it! He controls his social experience.
06/11/22 - This Christmas he is fine. Stress-free. He is me and stronger than ever. Can’t take it with you when you are gone so live life now.
19/11/22 - Responded to a ''troll'' comment relating to his Elbow Grease PP video.
19/11/22 - That night claimed he couldn't sleep due to messages, not troll ones but Tattle thinks differently.
20/12/22 - Missed his friend that he fell oot with. Then talks about the cemetery he went for a walk in.
24/12/22 - Can't stay away from the app he detests. Christmas Eve see you all after the New Year. Less than 48 hrs later...
09/01/23 - Would like to travel but has anxiety. It is not him. Small steps. I’m just Mario.
13/01/23 - Cleaners deserve a wage rise, highest risk and are underrated.
25/01/23 - Couldn't be arsed coming onto this app until the weekend, then he'll catch-up. A day later he was back, whining aboot his anxiety.
29/01/23 - He's smiling more. He’s back. This bitch will never be broken. He has down days but he will get back up. Love yourself first.
30/01/23 - While in bed he moaned about nasty people commenting on others' posts.
01/02/23 - Couldn't believe the hate on a z lister's baby's name. He loves his name Mario. Went on aboot names all night.
07/02/23 - On the day he got a blue tick he posted some dribble about being powerful. Doubters & haters - Let them go. Let it go.
13/02/23 - Ranting about publicly writing bullshit on SM. Trolling but classing it as an opinion. He's affronted and also he'd be mortified if he knew such people.
15/02/23 - A dig at trolls straight after a Caroline Flack post.
23/02/23 - Sought professional help and also used self-help books but he's fine, again.
08/03/23 - International Women's Day he supports his allies (na ma quote) apart from the 90% of haters.
08/03/23 - Applauded some other Instagrammer's post about bonding over hating.
10/03/23 - Again claimed cleaners are forgotten, they are extremely needed and underpaid. Bit rich coming from someone who called them ''dirty scrubbers''.
12/03/23 - Sunday, claimed to have been anxious during the night, Rayn was by his side though. He was fine though when he was oot spending his £'s the day.
12/03/23 - That evening, when he'd been ripped to pieces over his haircut, his dots of doom initially started off talking aboot his therapy but then he rattled on about trolls. He carried on later, talking about catching the trolls.
13/03/23 - Still going on aboot non-followers, he sees ya. But he's sitting back knowing that he's awesome.
13/03/23 - Deek is on annual leave with a cold. Busy week planned but Mario has visions of him catching it also.
15/03/23 - They have the squits. Hinch was off for a few days so he had to copy.
13/04/23 - Rambling on about trolls after his mate Greedy came off IG for a few days due to the outrage of her getting a free kitchen.
23/04/23 - His DMs are turned oof for safety reasons.
08/05/23 - Even though he dosna read here for some reason he decided to upload 3 pictures '' profile pictures for his trolls''.
09/05/23 - PTWM supposedly outed a troll so Mario jumped on her wagon and added a quote and a few pieces of incoherent and grammatically incorrect posts, also doxing the ''troll'' of PTWM.
11/05/23 - Outed a ''troll' called Klaus. Called him a fanny.
16/05/23 - Moaning about him being so over trolls but clearly not.
13/06/23 - Posted ''This comeback is personal. It's an apology to myself.''
19/06/23 - A nighttime pic of his bulbous eyes, Deek who is never unwell is ill the noo and Martin moaning aboot having to return to work after his annual leave.
20/06/23 - A ''can't be arsed'' video of the concrete sofa, with Lily Allan ''fuck you'' song. Then a quote in the evening.
17/07/23 - A post nicked off SM that doing the rounds on different platforms - ''I paid attention''. He also wasn't right on Sunday.
01/08/23 - Not sleeping ok but he is fine. Push through it.
03/08/23 - mentioned his haters on a video when testing oot the scents for his new bespoke Christmas range.
15/08/23 - A few posts about his weight loss, rec'd hunners of DMs - it's his personal journey, he's always been slender blah blah, he will address it the noo and then don't message this page agin.
15/08/23 - He posted a message aboot he'd bought a product on Andrew Wheatcroft's story and someone responded with a funny comment aboot his skin.
15/08/23 - Later that neet he was laid in bed, while Deek was watching the footie, and storied aboot people being dickheads on other's comments.
16/08/23 - Next day he was still on aboot it. people are dangerous, he would call them oot - he's alreet though.
28/08/23 - Oof to get his annual flu jab, this is the 5th year. Never gets colds or flu the noo, only a mild cold.
01/10/23 - Moaning about the fact strangers dosna like his hoose, now he is not bothered anymore. He is happy.
12/10/23 - Had a rant about the hate for cleaners. His background in retail is extremely achieved but in the long run it means nothing. Mon the cleaners.
14/10/23 - He has hit that peak of age where he no longer cares, blah blah, my judgement is never wrong.
19/10/23 - Hated his autumn decs but don't say anything as he's gona do me and he is oof to start Xmas decs.
26/10/23 - Ill again and then annual leave.
26/10/23 - Margaret trolled on an Avamays post so he responded on his page and again about his grammar etc. His followers must have thought what was he on about.
26/10/23 - Home after his free horror movie and still triggered by Margaret the troll and that virus community. Later on still triggered.
04/12/23 - Woe is me about comfort zones, “I never show my down days” He will the noo say NO.
05/12/23 - Dots. Moaning about the broken boiler, moaning about Deek working looong hrs for fuck all recognition and to boot he is the noo ill. Moaning about IG. Moaning about how in his youth he used to be so confident but nay mare, blah blah.
11/12/23 - Problems with Sky but it all stems with Openreach. Deek is ranting and asked Maz to tag them, not sure why but he is a huge Influencer so that'll get them moving.,
13/12/23 - Moaned that he dosna feel Christmasy, watching shit loads of filems, eating shit loads of food. Hopes it snows in the next week. Just like last year. No happy the weather is currently fine. Can spot a narcissist, ''call out their bullshit and erase them''.
14/12/23 - Glad everyone got the tags he storied but fook being an ''influencer'' blah blah. ''Grumpy bitch with utter attitude''. Apparently, has had loads of DMs that yesteryear was nostalgic but na more. He is snapping out of his Christmas negative coma.
18/12/23 - Told all the maws to stop stressing over Christmas. Wanker.
08/01/24 - On his day oof moaned that the boiler was broken. But it was ok as the heating was still working.
10/01/24 - Complained that the council sparky had turned up too early, he had an attitude so he met his match. Men in trades are utter cunts blah blah. Also his door handles broke off yesterday and the joiner came out and he was untidy but don't walk all over gays blah blah. hard.
11/01/24 - Get off ma page. On one again.
05/02/24 - Skincare routine on Deek by Beek. Deek isna keen on IG but is extremely tougher skinned than Beek and dosn give a fook. Maybe mare chats ahead as it is Maz's fook it year don't ya know.
06/02/24 - The day after he put up videos of him doing Deek's skincare he had a moan aboot the cunts that watch him blah blah. He is the noo to show him and Deek off more and will continue to be the awesome not give a fook self.
08/03/24 - International Women's Day. Posted that 99% of ''women'' that troll him on that app can have ''cunt day'' instead. He is also women's biggest Allie - nay ma quote. Last year it was 90% so a troll improvement - well done Allies.
22/03/24 - Had a rant about trolls on Hannah's live when they came back from across the pond when visiting Sofa Hunchmunch. See LOL Further Adventures of Mario.
03/04/24 - ill but hasn't been unwell since Sept, coincidentally it's after the Easter 4-day weekend.
10/04/24 - Will he leave Insta far good? Yes, but not today, not tomorrow but someday. He wants to be anonymous Mario again.
16/04/24 - He is having trouble with his internet. Complaining agin about the council regarding his roof leak. He is on bitch mode to them on the phone. Later on his boiler is broken again the noo.
08/05/24 - Last day of his Lanzo holiday, bitched aboot Tattle.
08/05/24 - Another waffle post, needs to self-gain himsen, covid did this to him, before then he had an abundance of confidence that he needs to regain. Deek is his rock.
28/05/24 - Ill again so living in silence.
30/05/24 - He is now kicking 2024's ass....again. He has felt a huge shift the past 6 mths and evolved....again. He is happy and putting himself first....again.
07/06/24 - Still ill, posted ''I feel like sla bag of dicks'' - na ma quote.
07/06/24 - Video - when life was just better, the 80's - He then posted at the bottom. When life felt good, when all seemed safe, now it's all a crook of shit and social media lies and snakes!!! Speculation is that when Hannah went to visit the disabled teen she failed to visit him.
07/06/24 - Then posted a trend video like the sheep wanker he is. Even though he says a day later he had the flu.
08/06/24 - Having a spoons to see if it'll make him feel better, Still has the man flu.
09/06/24 - Gutted the hoose befare 10 am but was up at 4 am with his OCD. Don't feel pressured to have a clean home. He's exhausted and frustrated.
10/06/24 - He is done with moaning, not going to talk aboot his feelings.
10/06/24 - 1 hoor later, a lengthy ramble aboot his anxiety, he only shares how he is but not the reality on camera. Scots sweep it under the carpet so aye but no anymare. Trolling was nay the trigger.
18/06/24 - He's had this virus far 3 weeks and wants antibiotics, He's never had a virus like it but he's fine.
20/06/24 - Posted that anyone that likes the Sabrina Carpenter song 'motherfucker' is one also.
20/06/24 - Video about his prev video that night. Bum Bum cream is said like this, not as it should be boom boom.
26/06/24 - Ranted aboot washing babies in the sink. Commenters on a video he was watching are all snowflakes as they don't do this.
31/07/24 - Moaning aboot the heat while wearing a fleece, but it was apparently only 14°C in Paisley.
04/08/24 - ''Let them'' is his motto. Simply no longer cares and ''tomorrow is promised''.
05/08/24 - Posted about the so-called repair on the roof as his ceiling is leaking again, called the council cowboys so will be calling them in the morning. The council has zero respect for its tenants, they are liarrs blah blah. Then later came on again complaining But dosna want to buy property as that won't solve it.
08/08/24 - The cooncil have erected some scaffolding ootside his palace. He believes it's due to his (above) rant but Tattle assumes it was due to the renovations that are due. That night he had a rant, ''he was born in the scheme he will die from a scheme'', he loves his safe space and the c*nts that take pics he dosna give a fook. Rant aboot influencers getting holidays, houses etc but will accept a free hoose. However, he is that bitch and he ''stands in his stance''. He is over it.
14/08/24 - Moaning about how he is forgotten as a cleaner, they are not seen at all, he was at the top of the food chain at one point, needs to step back blah blah. After hunners of DMs he then backtracked, he needs to be positive and said 90% of the ones he cleans for he adores. Scrubber by day influencer by night.
21/08/24 - Came hame and the rain is dripping doon his wall agin. he is fumming at the cooncil. The roofers cannae go up the noo as it’s too windy. Hoo can he make it waterproof while he goes to bed. They went up for 20 mins, banged aboot for an hoor! What is he gonna wake up to? Will withhold his rent so he will. Cowboys. Still ranting.
22/08/24 - Agin still ranting, he was gonna go oot and scream at the roofers but he's soooo tired. Finally left - post deleted later on. He's leaving it for the noo as hopefully it's sorted. The wally has set up a highlight page titled PTRC - Paper Trail Renfrewshire Council lol. Since deleted.
01/09/24 - Complaining aboot the fact he is shadow band - nay ma quote - he is ''always on this app even tho I'm not consistent''
05/09/24 - While walking ta work he posted that he'd been stressed, ''burnt myself out at both ends of the candle'' That time will pass and it has. He's fine the noo.
11/09/24 - He's cutting oot all the things that make him negative. And time to pause. And let it go. Post of a quote - You all know so well.
12/09/24 - The week has gone quick. He has spent aw week far an hoor throwing away his stuff, he is so over his cutter and hoarding. But on Wed he was showing oof his replacement bedroom unit for his collection of crap to his noisy followers! - nay ma quotes.
17/09/24 - Update regarding his indoor water feature roof leak. The cooncil has praised his hoose, the leak is nay mare and he can the noo live his life in his beautiful cosy home that he could leave for a cheaper mortgaged property, but dosna want to. Holding oof for the decorating journey until the flats have been refurbished.
17/09/24 - Later that neet. Thinks it's hurtful that peeps are thinking that he only does ''collabs'' with Avamayaromas AvaMayFair. Nay it's his brand. ''When a product has my personal signature on it, best believe it's my product.'' Hannah ''fully respects what I bring to the table and that is my name and my brand.''
21/09/24 - Not sure why but he posted a reel bemoaning that people have a stigma for folk that live in cooncil houses. ''Notice how I didn't highlight this is a council house'' but then wrote it numerous times in the post.
02/10/24 - Posted that he was ill due to having his flu jab the day before.
03/10/24 - Still feels meh even after 11 hoors of sleep, but he moves.
05/10/24 - Posted a pic of all his trees through the years then proceeded to sprout that the 1st year of IG he was unhappy, full of grief blah blah but we all helped him yadda yadda.

Sayings

Many of his idiotic posts/words etc have been turned into Mario sayings on the threads.
Some have also come from his fans or made up by Tattle posters.

- ''A Option B Option''.
- ''Absolute staple'' (covers practically every cleaning/skincare/wax melt product he uses).
- ''Ah hate ma f*ckin life'' (used no matter the scale of the adversity faced).
- "Ah pay fuhl rent". (Reminds his followers of the full rent payment arrangement with the Council whenever bemoaning an issue requiring the landlord's attention).
- "Ah treatit masel" (I treated myself).
- "Derek treatit me" (I treated myself but want it to look like Deek adores me).
- ''also'' (how he ends his sentences)
- “and so forth”.
- “and so morth” (when he’s tripping over his falsers).
- “Av gutted this full place” which means he has cleaned and wiped down the flat.
- ''gutted'' singular gutting i.e. 1 room.
- “Bitch stole my moves”.
- ''burnt myself out at both ends of the candle''.
- ''Chef’s kiss.''
- ''Clutching ma beak''. (This is due to him holding his nose when he laughs.)
- ''Core memories'' (Blister's wedding day).
- ''crabbit''
- ''cunt washing''. or ''cunt of a washing''
- ''Done and dust it'' (Done and dusted)
- ''Earth and soul''.
- ''Every man in the dog.'' *
- ''Extra'' (etc).
- ''factual'' (assume it's meant to be 'that's a fact').
- ''Fine dining'' (while in Lindsay Rotte).
- ''Ground room floor'' (his Judith Chalmers advice).
- ''He was born in the scheme he will die from a scheme'' *
- "Hellooooo ma lovelies", while waving strangler fingers.
- ''Her line of field.''
- ''I stand in my stance proudly.''
- ''IBS through the roof'' (severe dose of the shits).
- “If you don’t know get to know.” An inducement to buy, beg, borrow or steal whatever thing he's promoting as an absolute staple. and
- ''If you know you know''
- "I'm in complete empathy".
- ''In the colour'' <insert word> ''in the scent'' <insert word> (used when he mistakes himself for a QVC presenter).
- "In this dayn of dawn" (in this day and age).
- ''It's real life, no Harrods'' (addressing Tattlers concerns for the buckled wire shelf, behind the TV, at the vanity area).
- ''Karmer on your arse'' (a playful karma curse).
- ''Keep your eyes posted''(New AvaMayfair shite).
- ''Keep your power''
- “Keeping up with the Jone’es.”
- ''Ma page. ma rules.''.
- ''My cup runeth Over'' ''My cup is runneth over''. ''My cup Runneth Over''
- ''My gold in weight'' (new Breville toaster/kettle).
- ''Nae debates on ma page!'' (when he tried to convince his followers that a gifted lamp was in the colour grey and not pink… it was pink).
- ''Nests of hands'' (not sure what he means)(on a post about Grinch's dad passing away.)
- ''New York in America'' (a fan sat in a coffee bar listening to his stories and an American waitress knew who he was)!
- ''Non colour movie'' (Black & White)
- ''Peeking list'' (pecking order)
- ''Practice makes ok'' (I’m a fucking car crash failure at everything). Cutting his own hair.
- ''Put a comma in your life'' (when he's flounced off social media).
- ''Real time of colours''.
- ''See a sucker bedding'' (extra lols cos he was showing the Hinch seersucker bedding at the time).
- "Sliding through the flairboards". Describes being excessively hot.
- ''Smellness''. Used to describe the aroma coming from his 2nd lot of gifted sofas.
- "So aye".
- ''So much on offer and newness'' (a reply to some hun buying AMA crap)
- ''Spine bright like a diamond''.
- “Stay in yer ain lain”.
- ''Take in the wealth'', which turned into ''smell the wealth''.
- ''Take a seat and get some class'' (used as a rebuke).
- ''The blister'' (pish attempt at Cockney rhyming slang, the nickname for his sister).
- ''The Don'' (his Dad who is one-hundredth Italian).
- ''Tomorrow is promised''.
- ''washings'' (bespoke meaning of washing or laundry) Mare washings.
- ''Very historical moment in history'' (The Queen's funeral)

* Same rant.

Spelling mistakes/pronunciations

- Arriterate (Re-iterate).
- Arons (Errands).
- Beejong dogs (Bichon Frisé)
- Bergamont (Bergamot).
- Bicarbonative soda (Bicarbonate soda}
- Bootle (Bottle)
- Bruse (Bruce his massage therapist)
- Capesh (Capeesh).
- Unable to pronounce the word 'certificate'.
- Chucky knit (Chunky knit). Pic. Turned oot to be from the nightwear section.
- Circum (Succumb).
- Crapet (Carpet).
- Cutter (Clutter).
- Debbie Harris (Debbie Harry)
- Devine (Divine).
- Driftwood (Dri-fit).
- Dunellum (Dunelm Mill).
- Engravement (Engraving) but it's really embossing.
- Fadum (Fathom). On a story of doom.
- Falbon. (His bespoke pronunciation of Fablon brings untold joy to Tattlers).
- Gufted (Gifted).
- Hazan Daz (Häagen-Dazs).
- Habitat (Habit).
- illiterate (Reiterate)
- Impowering (Empowering).
- Instide (Inside).
- Inbox outbox second outbox/inbox
- Joinery (Journey).
- Jo Molane (Jo Malone).
- Louis Vitong (Louis Vuitton).
- Loveleis (Lovelies).
- Mirth (Myrrh).
- Motorhomes (Miller Homes).
- Nerelly (Neroli).
- Noisy (Nosy).
- Pacific (Specific).
- Pacifically (bespoke way of saying specifically).
- Partition (Petition).
- Passwards (Passwords).
- Reframed (Restrained or Refrained).
- Seashells (Seychelles).
- Shadow band (Shadow Banned).
- Sleepers (Slippers)
- System (Cistern) Could be his accent.
- To (Too).
- Tong Braxston (aka Toni Braxton).
- Tony Amond (Tony Almond).
- Toop (Taupe).
- Thuraday (Thursday).
- Tress (Trees)
- Unindated (Inundated).
- Waaahffle (Waffle).
- Wintum (Winter).
- Whitness. (Witness)*
- Hard of English (nay idea what this is meant to be)*
- Fumming (Fuming)*
- Word (as in Derek is Marion's world).
- Wuhnst (Once).
- Youse (Use).
- You’se (You).

* all in the same post.

Tattle isms

Boaby - The word 'boaby', is added to a thread whenever and wherever it's appropriate. It is a Scottish reference for the penis.

Lovelies

In a very similar vein to Mariah Carey calling her fans ‘Lambs’ and Lady Gaga calling her fans ‘Little Monsters’, the equally or arguably more famous Mario, refers to his as ‘Lovelies’. Tattle posters have claimed this as their own and now call each other lovelies as a term of endearment.

Update 10/10/23 - He is the noo saying ''Hay beauts'' as many many people are noo saying it, so it is not the noo his saying.

Unsuitability

Posted by @G&TGal II - A friend who is a social media director in Glasgow summed him up in one word ‘rancid’.
They said this is why he is never considered by the big brands and even the small campaigns.
Mario is considered by them to be unsuitable for even the smallest most local campaign due to his foul mouth, his rants on stories and his unpredictability.
Referring to a campaign promoting Glasgow tourism. One comment, regarding Mario, was that they want to showcase the best of Glasgow and encourage people to come to visit, not put them off.

Mario The Sicknote.

13/03/23 - Deek is on annual leave with a cold. Busy week planned but Mario has visions of him catching it also.
15/03/23 - They have the squits. Hinch was off for a few days so he had to copy.
19/06/23 - A nighttime pic of his bulbous eyes, Deek who is never unwell is ill the noo and Martin moaning aboot having to return to work after his annual leave.
26/10/23 - Ill again and then annual leave.
03/04/24 - ill but hasn't been unwell since Sept, coincidentally it's after the Easter 4-day weekend.
28/05/24 - Ill again so living in silence.
07/06/24 - Still ill, posted ''I feel like sla bag of dicks'' - na ma quote.
08/06/24 - Having a spoons to see if it'll make him feel better, Still has the man flu.
09/06/24 - But he then gutted the hoose befare 10 am, was up at 4am with his OCD. Don't feel pressured to have a clean home. He's exhausted and frustrated.
18/06/24 - He's had this virus far 3 weeks and wants antibiotics, He's never had a virus like it but he's fine.
02/10/24 - Posted that he was ill due to having his flu jab the day before. 7th year last year was the 5th lol.
03/10/24 - Still feels meh even after 11 hoors of sleep, but he moves.

Dosna like

Chocolate - Hates chocolate but eats it at Easter or when there's a y in the day.
As for Christmas selection boxes, ''It ruins us all at this time of year.''
Northern Lights - In May 2024 when most of the UK were able to witness the NL's Mario posted he didna give a fook.
Disneyland - Why force yourself to go just for the children and spend loads of money.
Gym - Why go for 40hrs+, it's cruelty.

What he dosna do

Links - From his reels. Not that type of page knows that others do this to drive for promoting things, not that type of person, just DM him.
Links - Posted a link from a reel.

Bedsit & Deek timeline

Bedsit Timeline - The years he has been in the flat is somewhat make-believe, he states he's been there over 8 years but the fact is the flat was Derek's. Derek was previously in the Army, got the flat in 2016 and lived in the flat on his own, purchasing items for it by saving.
Mario was living in his Aunt's spare room, spied Derek, moved in and then like a cuckoo took over.
It has also been suggested by poster @Lipsy that Derek got the flat while with Mario, but they didn't live together as Derek was on benefits, so they were cheating the system.
How they met - Mario in his delusion declares that Derek slid into his DMs.
In Mario's own words on their meeting - because he seen me when I felt invincible - he obviously means invisible.
But @Babybail93 insists it was a game of “pull a pig” that got out of hand. Allegedly, Derek was oan a night oot wae his mates and they had a “pull a pig” bet fae a tenner. In minces Mario, he’s the biggest pig in the club. So Derek takes it hame fae the devil wae 2 backs dance. Wins his £10, but Mario never left the flat.
The different dates they met/started dating.
20/09/19 - on an IG post he said that they'd 1st dated 4 years prior, so 20/09/2015.
23/09/22 - posted that they'd forgotten their 9-year anniversary yesterday, so 22/09/2013.
Feb 2023 - On a Hinch post he said that at the end of the year, he & Derek would have been together 10 years, so 2013.
15/09/24 - He is noo saying he had a first date with Deek 9 years ago, so 15/09/2015.
Domboii666 - Mario alludes that he has been with Deek since 2013 but Deek was declaring his love to Dom in Nov 2014. Domboii666.
Pre-Mario - Derek's attempt at furnishing the flat. Bless.
Post-Mario. One of Mario's attempts.
Engagement ring - Got another one from Derek. Splashed the cash it seems - not.

Christmas

Starts Christmas decorating around the start of Nov each year but the run-up/count-down starts much earlier.
Each year he states he will reuse last year's tree/lights/baubles etc but to satisfy his shopping habit purchases a different theme. He then gets more tat gifted by prettylittlehome and Tony Almond so he has to #ad them.
Then on Boxing Day, he starts taking them down as the joy has gone by then and his woe is me begins.

2024 - He started banging on about it on 22/05 and then again on 02/06.
2024 - 16 Sept. Started the day with a countdoon to Christmas. Autumn hasna even officially started but he posted ''Right!! Fuck off autumn. I'm ready Christmas'' Then a few hoors later he still loved autumn.
2024 - 20 Sept. Agin Christmas seems to be coming befare autumn starts.
2024 - 28 Sept. He announced that he has got his decorations for Christmas 2025.

Other years.
2020 - Sept he was all done buying for Christmas, settling doon for autumn/winter the noo.
2022 - 30 July. Started bleating on about Xmas vibes.
2022 - 09 Aug. During a heatwave, he has noo bought some Xmas tat
2022 - 28 Oct. His Halloween decs, not Halloween but Autumn, are coming doon and his Candy Cane Lame tat is a gonna go up, but he may not reveal it yet, so aye.
2023 - He will go traditional and minimal but when, nay one knows.

Rest of the year

Puts oot his autumn decorations well before they should be oot, he dosna do Halloween but the decs are deffo Halloween crap. Then, as post-Christmas he hates them being oot early so then whines.

21/08/22 - Autumn has arrived. The Hobbit of Beirut has decided it is time. He can and he will.
09/06/24 - Maybe he is joking, maybe not but the pumpkins are coming oot.
01/08/24 - His season has begun. Get aff his page.

Trees.
2023.
2022.
2021.
2021 bedroom tree.
2020. 2020.
2019.
2018.
Ist Tree.
I believe bells.

Fav

Fav day = Sunday.
Fav weather = Crisp, cold & sunny. This time crisp & sunny.

Newspaper articles

1. Scotland's male Mrs Hinch has turned his council flat into a cleanfluencer paradise. Archived.
2. When he was called Marion (as the article is achieved the video does not load so here is a pic) and Derek was referred to as his finance. Same as no 1. Archived.
3. Scotland's male Mrs Hinch Mario bravely opens up about being bullied at school. Archived.
4. Daily Star Online's recommendations, 8 cleaning accounts to follow. Archived.
5. Mentioned in Mrs Hinch's book. Archived.
6. Overwelmed when mentioned in MH book. Archived.
7. Cleaning his oven. Described as a guru and cleaning expert. Archived.
8. Parties with MH and SS. Archived.

Brands he hawks/hawked

• AvaMayAromas* - including his own scent which is a knock-off of Tom Ford, called Mario Black Orchid**.
• P&G (joyofclean) occasionally. Does some splendid videos, go forth and find one of them up in LOL 06/10/22.
• Sph2onge - Nay discount code branded aboot anymare, has he been banished?
• Discounted beds (Glasgow) Danyell. Reads here lol
• Pagazzilighting - Not any mare. His discount code was pulled.
• Febreze - allegedly.
• M&S - once received a PR package so Tattle complained.
• Tony Almond - Christmas tat supplier.
• Amazon affiliated links.
• LookFantastic affiliated links.
• Prettylittlehome - Autumn 23 said it looked crap. Ad in Oct so maybe ok with slagging their products oof.
• Lululoveshome - seems to be the tat supplier the noo.
• He got #gifted some new teeth. The bespoke mould of the before & after is iconic:

* 2022 Hannah went into administration owing nearly £0.9m, she sold the business to her new BF Nicky Storey*** but still trades under AMA****. (her tattle thread.)
** 2023 Mario's knock-off is the noo, nay mare, consigned to history and a new bespoke scent is to be created so aye.
*** 2023 - Now ex-BF.
**** Now selling the crap as Ava Mayfair.

Mario announced to the world that he'd known for months that his bestie Hannah Chapman's business was in administration (her bf/supplier bought her out and heroically saved the day) but the bawbag felt the need to talk about it before she had revealed it on her IG.

Avamayaroma scents he has brought out.

• Mario Black Orchid.
• Mario's Cosy Christmas and Rayn's Grotto released 4 Nov for Xmas 2022.
• Fresh Breeze in 2023.
• Autumn Leaves in 2023.
• Spring Blossom & Rayn 19 April 2024.
• Autumn Leaves agin in 29 Aug 2024.

Mario Signature - Seems he designed it - writing his own signature.

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