I know maybe he will have to skip his overtime this week. To be honest i had bad side effects after my 1st vaccine and i would sympathise with anyone who felt the same as i did but we all know what Marion is like.
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I think you'll find they aren't having their jabs they are having their covid vacations ma lovelie.
Saw this and thought of Marion
Ma lovelies, do youse aww like ma new bespoke profile photo? I bespoke designed it from this mornings stories. 
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Does anyone know why Maz cuts his ain hair? It seems bizarre to me that he'll spend silly money on Olaplex and Dyson hairdryers yet he won't splash oot on a proper haircut! Surely a decent haircut is more important? Perhaps he thinks he does a better job than the professionals 
I cannae deal with the dodgy DIY fade this morning I am too fragile
Anyways that is my musing on this new day of dawn ma lovelies. Mwah mwah tonnes'a love
I cannae deal with the dodgy DIY fade this morning I am too fragile Anyways that is my musing on this new day of dawn ma lovelies. Mwah mwah tonnes'a love
Well ma lovelie am not sure of the reason but I'd imagine its because it would be a waste paying someone to cut his 3 strands of hair. So aye.Does anyone know why Maz cuts his ain hair? It seems bizarre to me that he'll spend silly money on Olaplex and Dyson hairdryers yet he won't splash oot on a proper haircut! Surely a decent haircut is more important? Perhaps he thinks he does a better job than the professionals
Anyways that is my musing on this new day of dawn ma lovelies. Mwah mwah tonnes'a love
Them Freddy Krueger lipsMa lovelies, do youse aww like ma new bespoke profile photo? I bespoke designed it from this mornings stories.
Maybe Marion can show us... i don’t know. Actually him cleaning for once! You know what his page is about. He’s raging because all the hype about his living room has died down and nobody cares about his dying instagram page anymore.
Aye your right ma lovelie, 'Cleaning with Mario', implies that he will show you him cleaning but i actually can't recall him showing himself cleaning. I reckon he lies in bed wrapped in that wee hoosecoat and he watches Deek doing the cleaning before he goes to work and then shows up his hobbit hole tour daily so we think he's gutted the place daily all by himsel. So aye, that's my thoughts. 
Does anyone else listen to “My Dad Wrote a Porno”? In it a character done a “Gentleman’s woof” (fart) and they described it as smelling rancid, and that that smell did not come from the insides of a well man
Always reminds me of Marion
Always reminds me of Marion
He should change his name to @talkingshite_with_marioAye your right ma lovelie, 'Cleaning with Mario', implies that he will show you him cleaning but i actually can't recall him showing himself cleaning. I reckon he lies in bed wrapped in that wee hoosecoat and he watches Deek doing the cleaning before he goes to work and then shows up his hobbit hole tour daily so we think he's gutted the place daily all by himsel. So aye, that's my thoughts.
Nae ma lovelie he is also a lifestyle and home decor account according to his bio. Cleaning is the last thing he doesAye your right ma lovelie, 'Cleaning with Mario', implies that he will show you him cleaning but i actually can't recall him showing himself cleaning. I reckon he lies in bed wrapped in that wee hoosecoat and he watches Deek doing the cleaning before he goes to work and then shows up his hobbit hole tour daily so we think he's gutted the place daily all by himsel. So aye, that's my thoughts.
that haircut is rotters, today, tomorrow 365 /7 days a week rotters and I know it! Mario, everyone knows you’re going bald! We know it, Derek knows it (probably has a wee laugh about how ridiculous it lookswhen his alone) and Ryan knows it! Take us on a boujee, one of a kind hair transplant journey already or just shave it all of
When the smell of your own fart hits you
What on earth was that rant all about? Is English his first language?
Again. ALWAYS MOANING.
Okay, own up, which one of youse has been giving Marion pelters in the street?
I genuinely have no idea what he’s trying to say at all
You just know he was absoloooootely spitting when he typed this! Salad fingers flying over the phone! No attention to spelling or punctuation. He just had to get it off his chest ma lovely!
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