Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Lilly Lou]

Derk will be locking himself in the bog the night View attachment 1236846

Imagine him coming home from work the night to get aww cozy in his manky MOTB housecoat to watch this

 

[Mum3boys]

I think we’re on a bumming fort journey the night ma lovelies

 

[Bigbird2]

Derk will be locking himself in the bog the night View attachment 1236846

Nooooooo, he’s ruining my fantasy !

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

My favourite is the bespoke council issue non mixer taps w the Jo Malone in between utter wealth

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It'll likely be the same JM Derek emptied 3 years ago filled up with some other doop anyhow. If you don't know, stay in your ain lane and get some class*

*No me mixing ma Marioisms

Why is he buying MORE cushion covers?! What the fff does he do to them for them to be replaced weekly?!

Bites them

 

[coffeeislife21]

Pure filthy

 

[Sloppys]

Pure filthy

Yep that’s our Marion ma lovelie judging by the state of his flat in that reel

 

[teddyeddyeddy]

you can just imagine him shifting on the sofa in his prison issue dressing gown watching it can’t you

 

[Poptart]

"pure filthy" He really is a little old granny isn't he.

 

[Freefalling]

My favourite is the bespoke council issue non mixer taps w the Jo Malone in between utter wealth

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Poor bottle of soap...... ending up in a shitter in seedhill, ffs!

 

[Shrekssister]

My god, whit opulence. He’s goat Jo Malone hand wash sitting in his shite cabin. Such luxury. Jist ignore the black mould, cooncil taps, shite stained toilet bowl and lingering odour ah eau de merde.

Do any other long term people remember mario going off his nut at Derek for using the jo malone soap because it was for guests only he's had that bespoke hand soap moulding away for at least 4 years

 

[windupmerchant]

Do any other long term people remember mario going off his nut at Derek for using the jo malone soap because it was for guests only he's had that bespoke hand soap moulding away for at least 4 years

Aye! I think he saved it to his highlights cos he is a bleeping sad sack x

 

[mammaof3]

Do any other long term people remember mario going off his nut at Derek for using the jo malone soap because it was for guests only he's had that bespoke hand soap moulding away for at least 4 years

I was going to mention that. He went off his rocker when it was used as it was apparently only for guests
Why is it oot, does he have a guest coming?

 

[cpt]

you can just imagine him shifting on the sofa in his prison issue dressing gown watching it can’t you

His wee mushroom throbbing

 

[Shrekssister]

It's bumming fort Monday ma lovelies

 

[Caw1982]

Happy Bank Holidays ma lovelies.
I mean what bathroom sink is completely without electrics set directly behind it???
Assuming the mold growing is down to the penicillin factory he's started up. With all that growth Pfizer don't have tit on him!!!!
He will have the laugh though hens when he's absolutely minted.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

He’s spoken about that cable before - I’m almost sure he said it wasn’t a telephone wire but that it had to go there for some reason or another. He pays fuhl rent ye know!!!!!!

 

[mammaof3]

Nasty witch.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

How many times has Mario said "live your life" "cannae take it with you" "life's too short" and yet he keeps soap "for good". He's a walking bawbag fuhl o contradictions.

I've never understood the luxury soap market anyway. It's bleeping soap not a treat or a lifestyle imo.

I'll collect my basic witch crown the noo

 

[coffeeislife21]

The button mushroom with be getting a good tugging the night ma lovlies our maz gets pure horny at this. Those cushions will be getting a good wipe

 

[mrsbucket]

His wee mushroom throbbing

Back in your ain lane lovelie, he has a wee clit. He's aff oan a clit throbbing jurney the night x