Mario is such a nasty, bitter excuse for a human. Sam Smith has more talent in their little finger than Mario does in his whole body! Sam Smith has had some right bangers out!Marion tries to ignore us but he can't. He is raging that we call him out.
Here's a wee song for you, Marion.
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Hope ye telt him tae stay in his ain lane doll.I was speaking to my 3 teenagers guidance teacher last week and she said my son had a ‘more bespoke timetable’. I laughed and was pyoor affronted.
So it’s a real thing thought it was cherry air but falling it Red colaCheap, rancid fizzy joos. Contains that much sugar you can feel it rotting your teeth. Can’t even explain the taste, its that bad. No one over the age of 12 drinks it except for them two twats
Yes, I drank it as a Glaswegian schoolkid may years ago - don't think I've touched it since thoughSo it’s a real thing thought it was cherry air but falling it Red cola
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I'd not heard this song before, Marion what you on about, it's fantasticMarion tries to ignore us but he can't. He is raging that we call him out.
Here's a wee song for you, Marion.
All joking apart what shart disability does he claim to have to merit a shart card and a sunflower lanyard? You can get a “can’t wait” card from Crohn’s and colitis uk as those conditions make you literally unable to wait. I thought sunflower lanyards were for invisible disabilities, quite often used in learning type disabilities. What’s his shart story
She claims to have IBS ma lovelie but its more like her beige diet that runs the back box right off her. She blooters everywhere so carries a shart card round her scrawny neck to jump the Q at the lavvys. Hope this helps
We ALWAYS get a rise from you, Mario. And you help by giving us the content, you silly little man child Being calm isn't in your DNA btw
Being calm isn't in your DNA btw 
There are many hidden disabilities, hen. Not all related to having learning problems e.g. Anxiety, epilepsy, diabetes, long covid, etc.
I have a sunflower lanyard for anxiety. I think I've only used it once at an airport while travelling alone with my bespokes. I had a really bad panic attack.
I wonder where he got shart card from?She claims to have IBS ma lovelie but its more like her beige diet that runs the back box right off her. She blooters everywhere so carries a shart card round her scrawny neck to jump the Q at the lavvys. Hope this helps
Mop kicking ma way over on the McGills bus henCome do mine! I cant be arsed. Just getting aw cosy and watching sharty pants stories. duck it! Living ma best life
LETS DO THIS DAY 
I wouldn’t put it past him printing it and laminating it himself at work.
yes that’s why I said quite often! Sorry probably didn’t translate in writing. Totally get it. I had some old bag snap at me on Saturday “that’s a disabled space youve parked in you know” all arsey like. Yes love and this is my blue badge despite me looking “normal”There are many hidden disabilities, hen. Not all related to having learning problems e.g. Anxiety, epilepsy, diabetes, long covid, etc.
I have a sunflower lanyard for anxiety. I think I've only used it once at an airport while travelling alone with my bespokes. I had a really bad panic attack.
I thought you might have meant that henyes that’s why I said quite often! Sorry probably didn’t translate in writing. Totally get it. I had some old bag snap at me on Saturday “that’s a disabled space youve parked in you know” all arsey like. Yes love and this is my blue badge despite me looking “normal”
Sorry you encountered an hole.
some folk need to keep their big porous beaks oota other folks business. Ye should a held yer phone high and marched off hen telling her to get back intae her ane lane. Cheeky bleeping upstartyes that’s why I said quite often! Sorry probably didn’t translate in writing. Totally get it. I had some old bag snap at me on Saturday “that’s a disabled space youve parked in you know” all arsey like. Yes love and this is my blue badge despite me looking “normal”
How dare you! Are you saying oor Marion didnae have some right bangers oot? What aboot this ballad?
Clock strikes upon the iiiieeeerrrr
I remember serving this woman in work last year who'd drawn AND coloured in her own sunflower "I'm ExeMpt" card - absolute cretin!
You could buy them on eBay at the time, which is disgusting, IMO. 
I told her I was running in my balengiagas to castle vechi for some of those lethal drinks so aye. I told her to stay in her own lane as I was spining brite like a human candy cane. Meeting my mate Tong Braxstonsome folk need to keep their big porous beaks oota other folks business. Ye should a held yer phone high and marched off hen telling her to get back intae her ane lane. Cheeky bleeping upstart
I've never seen this particular highlight, why did he momentarily turn Derry Girl ma lovelyClock strikes upon the iiiieeeerrrr
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