He remembers Christmas Eve telly in 1985 when he would have been just older than two years old.... Aye, sure you do!
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Mario’s Christmas gift to us: being on the comedoon 11 days before Christmas and so forth 
bespokely made to order for Tattlers also. He’s so predictable but this is tragic even for him. 
bespokely made to order for Tattlers also. He’s so predictable but this is tragic even for him. 
Tragic but it's funny to watch the stupid little wanker lose his tit. Love it.Mario’s Christmas gift to us: being on the comedoon 11 days before Christmas and so forth
can’t wait for the ‘l canny wait to get this c*nting tree doon and gut this place’ line that’s deffo coming in the next couple of days
He does know you can actually do things after work right ! When he was delivering present cause they are so busy on the run up to Christmas that just means work and lazing on sofa eating chocolate when he is not a sweet person !!
He does know you can actually do things after work right ! When he was delivering present cause they are so busy on the run up to Christmas that just means work and lazing on sofa eating chocolate when he is not a sweet person !!
Now it’s Christmas? No, Marion. We still have 11 days to go. I expect the second depression to hit in about a week.
What the hell is he on about?! We’re the ones who have the past of these nostalgic times?! What does that mean? He calls himself the king of Christmas and all he’s doing is moaning?! I don’t understand. Today’s modern world only ruins Christmas if you let it. Imagine being Ona Christmas come down before it’s even arrived 
Pass me a gun !! He is off his head.. he would fear the French. Think he needs to add Prozac to his Santa list, never seen a more drastic, over dramatic, self absorbed little child in all my life !!
people are dying and unwell and all he thinks of is how depressed he is that Christmas is coming to an end !! My oh my.. wake up little man
people are dying and unwell and all he thinks of is how depressed he is that Christmas is coming to an end !! My oh my.. wake up little man
Is he for bleeping real? Today’s modern world has ruined how Christmas should be?!
He’s the one that puts up a load of tat in his hovel and then calls it a day. He’s the one ruining it for himself by being a materialistic bastard. He doesn’t do anything else remotely related to how Christmas should be - spend time with your friends and family, you fat prick. Bleating on about living before phones, you do know you can switch it off, and not live your life just for people on that app. He’s so bleeping stupid.
Jesus bleeping Christ is that his biggest problem?
He needs to go on a wee straight jacket & grippy sock journee, he is NOT WELL !!
Thank feck he's all about positivity on his page eh and it's such a safe space?! Halfwit. What grown man carries on like this honestly, poor Derek having to work all hours and come home to that
I know you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer Maz but surely you can see the contradiction here. All your "pure nostalgic Christmas vibes" were pre mobiles and screens but here in 2023 that's EXACTLY how you're trying to catch the vibes. Most people are out just living Christmas, time with family and friends, meals out, drinks parties, Christmas markets, kids nativitys, wrapping gifts and just living IN THE MOMENT. You're an absolute fool and I'd pity you if you weren't so bloody annoying!
I know you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer Maz but surely you can see the contradiction here. All your "pure nostalgic Christmas vibes" were pre mobiles and screens but here in 2023 that's EXACTLY how you're trying to catch the vibes. Most people are out just living Christmas, time with family and friends, meals out, drinks parties, Christmas markets, kids nativitys, wrapping gifts and just living IN THE MOMENT. You're an absolute fool and I'd pity you if you weren't so bloody annoying!
He's a walking talking contradiction. He's the one desperately trying (and failing) to have an
aesthetic Christmas. He spent all his petty cash oan shite decorations tae keep up with the influencers and how he's making out he's above it. bleeping imbecile and so forth.
He lived before central heating?! I'm pretty sure it had been invented by 1983. Granted he may not have had it in his house (my granny never did and she was with us until 2008) but it was definitely a thing. Stop trying to make it sound like you grew up in the 1950s!
It’s the same every year. Hates summer cause he sees everyone out and about having fun and he has no mates or a garden so he’s green with envy. Then come November there’s a bit of a lull in most peoples lives so suddenly he’s the king of Christmas and loving life. Then December comes and every other normal person ramps it up again and the festivities and socialising begins, and again he’s green with envy. Stupid prick.
He’d hate my life. I haven’t even put up a tree (no kids, will be spending the actual Xmas week with family having a blast) and instead I’ve spent my cash on Xmas markets, three amazing parties, so many cocktails, lovely festive dinners, taking my friends children to see the lights and Santa etc etc. and I’m happy. Take note Marion.
He’d hate my life. I haven’t even put up a tree (no kids, will be spending the actual Xmas week with family having a blast) and instead I’ve spent my cash on Xmas markets, three amazing parties, so many cocktails, lovely festive dinners, taking my friends children to see the lights and Santa etc etc. and I’m happy. Take note Marion.
If he means the over commercialisation of Christmas has ruined the spirit if it that we all had has kids, he needs to check himself because he's
partoftheproblem!! Do you remember your parents having to go out and buy all new decorations every year, and every year needing to have it's own tacky theme? No! Mum bought decorations down at Woolies and re-used the fuckers until they were literally falling apart! I remember being screamed at to be careful not to break the ceiling chains, and then getting the cello tape out to repair any breakages and then very carefully packing them away for the next year. I remember it being a huge deal going to pick new decorations because after several years they just couldn't be saved by tape! I do the same with my decorations now. I don't have a "theme" every year. We get the same tit out every year and take the wean to the garden centre to meet Santa and pick out one new decoration for the tree. He gets £10 to spend on something really fancy, whatever he likes. Actually this year he's starting to learn about maths and money and instead of buying one big decoration, he picked two little snow globes so we could have one each. I almost died it was so cute.Who remembers licking the ends of paper chains and sticking them together? Oh the memories.
I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't live in the UK anymore and it's not a thing here.
As for Mario - well there are no words.
I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't live in the UK anymore and it's not a thing here.
As for Mario - well there are no words.
He needs to pack it in with the so many of youse messaged me. His DMs are turned off and you can only message if you were a follower before that point. Whilst we are being honest and realistic, his level of engagement is so poor (turns off the like count to hide it) and the fact that the bulk of his following will be accounts that are inactive not to mention bot accounts so the chances of people actually messaging him are zero to none. We know he’s got a burner account that he uses to message himself, the spelling and punctuation are a huge give away. Seriously no wonder he’s on a downer I would be too if my whole life was consumed by an app.
I thought he said he only posted good things, yet he is the biggest complainer I've ever seen. For someone who proclaims to love Christmas as much as he does and look forward to it ALL YEAR LONG, he sure is one sad bastard. He's so pathetic
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