Someone please photo shop mario n his shart card at a festival please 
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Aye hen especially if he lights a wax melt in his tent...RIP Deek if she lets oot an IBS fart when the tent is zipped up aw cosy. They'll huv tae keep a wee canary in the tent to monitor the methane levels
Porta potty after maz uses it
i noticed the negative review of that box and his candle have been removed
Is it still T u e s d a y?
It would seem so ma lovelie, the Paisley prince is slacking on his high end content the day
How can someone who doesn't work full time be so busy they can't stop for a 30 minute lunch.
You talk such rubbish, Mario. Btw, its too busy, not to. Illiterate git
You talk such rubbish, Mario. Btw, its too busy, not to. Illiterate git
Probably been stuck on the shitter all day with that laptop of his reading tattleHow can someone who doesn't work full time be so busy they can't stop for a 30 minute lunch.
You talk such rubbish, Mario. Btw, its too busy, not to. Illiterate git
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I used to have to dry my washing like this when I lived in a 1 bedroom flat on my own with no garden and couldn't afford to go to the dry cleaners etc
but I was also not an insta famous cleaner with a hoard of adoring fans and my own bespoke security (ring) system and designer candles so aye
My money is oan PC Plod asking him to clean up his own shart from the police station flairs
Are we going on a career jurnee with her now? Buys a laptop and becomes a boss babe, she’ll be wearing a keep your power (suit) and mincing into the polis office holding her strawberry Starbucks in nae time, to the theme tune of 9-5 (or 11-2) in Marions case
I thought he was perhaps getting driving lessons, get a wee fiat 500 to run them aw doon tae Craig Tara. If he parks it in his street the wee neds will flip it over 
He’ll become a MLM boss babe and try sell us some shitey essential oils and weight loss drinks
Surely it's not a week since he changed the bedding?!
Stressful day?!. Shut the hell up
Age has nothing to do with your confidence being lost. It's because you don't go out other than to the usual stores and café.
I seriously couldn't live with him!.
Stressful day?!. Shut the hell up
Age has nothing to do with your confidence being lost. It's because you don't go out other than to the usual stores and café.
I seriously couldn't live with him!.
Ma lovelies he had a moment and he cried for 5 minutes, whats hes trying to say is he forgot hes shart card had tae queue for the bog and he shat himsel.Surely it's not a week since he changed the bedding?!
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Stressful day?!. Shut the hell up
Age has nothing to do with your confidence being lost. It's because you don't go out other than to the usual stores and café.
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bleeping comedy gold you lot!! I’ve had a busy few days with my grown up job so not been here but bloody hell, you lot are on form
I’m also thinking of penning a re mix of 9-5 (or 11-2 as mentioned earlier) in the style Meirdre and in the scent bleeping fabulous also.
I’ve had a busy few days with my grown up job so not been here but bloody hell, you lot are on form I’m also thinking of penning a re mix of 9-5 (or 11-2 as mentioned earlier) in the style Meirdre and in the scent bleeping fabulous also.
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