Imagine oor Maz being the sperm to win the race! Out of all those millions of spermies he won! Incredible
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Oft a would let Daddy rearrange ma insides hen.Swerving out ma lane, not sure if this man is daddy Mario but he looks foine
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Oh ffs, ah think ah've let oot a bit of wee
At least it wisnae a shart and nae debates!
Don’t get too excited ladies he hasn’t aged well. There are photos on here somewhere.
Derek better keep his mitts off this or he'll be fuming 
A blind man on a galloping horse could make better cakes than Krystal chandelier factual
He should have this in his bio, because it’s the one and only time the bleep has ever won at anything
And he produced Marion tae so aye! #spawnofsatan
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Treatit himsel' wa wee Deek's petty cash.Derek better keep his mitts off this or he'll be fuming
Didn’t someone call bingo on Deek having to treatit Maz to some Jo Malone after the emergence of Domboii this week?Derek better keep his mitts off this or he'll be fuming
Nae hen, ah dinni ken and ah've goat tae ken, spill the goss!
Deeks aqua caird will be getting firmly rattled this week tae make up for those nasty troll comments made by the hands of us tattle cunts
Factual cakes. No ma quote
Nothing says beauty regime than a dish cloth cleanser
if you don’t know, get to know.Yes they did. It was just this week but l can't think who it was?
This post from broken jaw woman came up on my for you page or whatever it’s called on Insta (it’s not ma joab so I don’t know and I can’t be arsed to get to know either) and Martin’s comment is comedy gold as usual
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Utter Jeffrey Dahmer vibes way those specks hen!!This post from broken jaw woman came up on my for you page or whatever it’s called on Insta (it’s not ma joab so I don’t know and I can’t be arsed to get to know either) and Martin’s comment is comedy gold as usual
Hens I'm veering oot ma lane here but i accidentally clicked on that misfit jaw video and what am I actually looking at.
Why are her teeth drifting off into space like that??
Why are her teeth drifting off into space like that??
It was @SellYerMawForASubwaySalad hen. Factual.
aye hen, just found it too. He had tae buy this instead of a bottle of Corsadyl fur them red gums o’his, poor wee bugger
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So she’s got almost 16k followers and gets gifted Raybans, and he’s got 152k followers and gets gifted a pack of cleaning shiz. What a bleeping loser. Seriously the only instafucker to not make money. I feel like starting a housey cleaning whatever the duck he is account,This post from broken jaw woman came up on my for you page or whatever it’s called on Insta (it’s not ma joab so I don’t know and I can’t be arsed to get to know either) and Martin’s comment is comedy gold as usual
I bet I could make more money in a month than he has since he started.
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