Rose's are red
Deeks nose is blue
Martin is a bleep
Who cannae hold his poo
So aye feel free to add yer ain verses hens
Deeks nose is blue
Martin is a bleep
Who cannae hold his poo
So aye feel free to add yer ain verses hens
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Dae youse wurk fur Clinton cairds ma lovelie, such a way wi words #byootiful
duck deek but i dae hope he’s pumping some belter on the side, no way is he shagging Maz. I refuse tae believe it, they’re more lit roommates so aye
Maybe we can get a book made of poems hens to keep up wae these Cunts OGs writing books.
Roses are red
Sharts are wet
Whack it oan Klarna
Get mare intae debt
Sharts are wet
Whack it oan Klarna
Get mare intae debt
It's the what's YOUR plans for ME today? He for real?? How about you ask us/our plans? Or you treat Deed Deek Marion.
They actually text like a pair of high school boys omg babe
Loves you babes
Omg babes didn't need to do that
just joking babes duck off. Tbh no many places could hide it all being 3 rooms but exactly Derek should be able to hide stuff or keep stuff out Marion sight but he obviously can't be trusted you just know birthday/Christmas when Derek away to work Marion is under the tree, in wardrobe, in the Narnia cupboards looking for his gifts.
I would say they've been together since 2016 because Marion hasn't actually said what year but the 4th anniversary to us makes it clear they aren't 10 years lol.
Mind with the smart meter he tried to say they've had it years and years but he's only lived in that flat 5 years at the time
He is a compulsive liar and it always catches up on him.
He’s dumber than duck — TEN years????? Oh do one Marion you lying little scrote! What an honest to goodness oddball to lie about such a thing. We all know Deek was ramming someone else as late as 2014 
hole and so forth!!! So aye never message this account again.
hole and so forth!!! So aye never message this account again.
Mebbes it was a cry fur help tae get Marion oot his bedsit.
Wee Deek, next time youse ur oan a live blink twice if youse need rescued.
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Screaming hen, mair than wee Deek is when Marion fucks him wi his mangina
I'm back from my holibobs.
See the dumb cnut had a rant yesterday, what he said over 4 stories could have easily been condensed into 1.
Anyway. He's posted on Mrs H's Vallens (nay ma quote) post that it's been 10 years since he cuckooed poor orange Deek.
But the dumb trucker canna count as it's 9 years in Sept.
See the dumb cnut had a rant yesterday, what he said over 4 stories could have easily been condensed into 1.
Anyway. He's posted on Mrs H's Vallens (nay ma quote) post that it's been 10 years since he cuckooed poor orange Deek.
But the dumb trucker canna count as it's 9 years in Sept.
Am absolootly fuming, ma luvlies. Jus’ cause I hud nae pants oan, the wee scrote has ripped me aff and done a poor imitation of @hopethishelpsallthebest finest works. Wee snake 
Roses are red
Mario’s a snake
No swallowing that load
Was his mother’s mistake.
So aye and so forth.
Roses are red
Mario’s a snake
No swallowing that load
Was his mother’s mistake.
So aye and so forth.
Friggin hell I'm no good hereLook at him swinging his gift bag like a little girl
Some Lindt chocs and something else in a gold box
Look at him swinging his gift bag like a little girl
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Furry handcuffs from Ann Summers perhaps.
I've watched his rant again, and l love how he gets so wound up. For someone being over it he certainly doesn't show it
Glad you're back from your hols hope you had a fab time. Missed you keeping us up to date, I feel soiled whenever I had to look at his stories, don't seem so bad when they are posted here.
Deeks gums are red
Mario's boaby is blue
The bumming forts stains
Are cum and poo
Remember and gie this post a wee like when youse are daeing yer nosey here later Marion.
Or feel free tae comment how wee Deek wiz lovesick fur another guy less than ten years ago. #soaye
He's not kidding anyone, him and wee Deek are companions, there is absolutely duck all sexual happening between them. Not on your nelly are they getting down and dirty, does he think our heads button up the back? I've seen more spark in 2 damp squibs
Move along Maz, you ain't kidding anyone.
He's more vanilla than ice cream
Move along Maz, you ain't kidding anyone.
He's more vanilla than ice cream
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