I think someone forgot to turn the filter on....he looks dead in the bottom left hand corner
Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
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What the duck is that hair?
He pulls the most ugly faces.
And btw Maz, the reason why there's hardly any leaf printed pyjamas for men in autumn, is probably because men here wouldn't be seen dead in them
And btw Maz, the reason why there's hardly any leaf printed pyjamas for men in autumn, is probably because men here wouldn't be seen dead in them
I honestly can’t get over his dry deflated crusty lips
Is this the air fryer that Rendall has been going on about? I don’t ever remember him having one in the first place so is it just another thing he needs to ‘fit in’.
Also, thinking he’s being all classy and bespoke with Barefoot wine…
Also, #FREEDEREK. Not felt this passionate since #FreeDeidre (If ya no, ya no and are probably over 30)
Also, thinking he’s being all classy and bespoke with Barefoot wine…
Also, #FREEDEREK. Not felt this passionate since #FreeDeidre (If ya no, ya no and are probably over 30)
That’s a face I could proper roundhouse kick and not feel one ounce of guiltHe pulls the most ugly faces.
And btw Maz, the reason why there's hardly any leaf printed pyjamas for men in autumn, is probably because men here wouldn't be seen dead in them
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Freetheweatherfieldone!! Hilarious! Im a tad over 30Is this the air fryer that Rendall has been going on about? I don’t ever remember him having one in the first place so is it just another thing he needs to ‘fit in’.
Also, thinking he’s being all classy and bespoke with Barefoot wine…
Also, #FREEDEREK. Not felt this passionate since #FreeDeidre (If ya no, ya no and are probably over 30)
Those were dark days hen. Ma wee Dierdre.
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Looks like a row of spiders shouting for help, before they fall off the back of his flat head (I'm not on the tramadol ma lovelies).
caption competition. Pic 2 DON'T STOP DEREK HNNGGGGGGHe pulls the most ugly faces.
And btw Maz, the reason why there's hardly any leaf printed pyjamas for men in autumn, is probably because men here wouldn't be seen dead in them
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Let me tell you ma luvlies Jam Jar is no cheap in Ptoon despite selling freezer food shite. Minimum £10 a meal without drinks, so aye he’s spent at least £25 on food that’ll be running back oot him in an hour. I remember an ex of mine tried to convince me to go to it years ago and I refused, although now I should’ve at the possibility of seeing the two hobbits in the flesh.
Also can’t wait to see our Marion mad way it pished on Saturday after a sip a alcohol. Living life as it should be hens
Also can’t wait to see our Marion mad way it pished on Saturday after a sip a alcohol. Living life as it should be hens
He sounds like he's been on the vino and lemonade tonight.
Spending again. He can't stop.
''Go get a cosy blanket''... duck off.
Spending again. He can't stop.
''Go get a cosy blanket''... duck off.
Haha free the paisley one!Is this the air fryer that Rendall has been going on about? I don’t ever remember him having one in the first place so is it just another thing he needs to ‘fit in’.
Also, thinking he’s being all classy and bespoke with Barefoot wine…
Also, #FREEDEREK. Not felt this passionate since #FreeDeidre (If ya no, ya no and are probably over 30)
Trying to make Autumn a personality trait
silly fuckerOoh, have we noticed his eyelashes have fallen out.
Martin breaking the air fryer so he can treatit hisself
Aw Martin ma lovelie yoouse shud av choose this one ( smell the wealth) and no it’s not lethal at all 
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So he can sit he's wine on it while cooking on the ninja while wearing his new UGG slippers hen
He probably can’t even say the word ‘Sauvignon’ ma lovelie.Aw Martin ma lovelie yoouse shud av choose this one ( smell the wealth) and no it’s not lethal at all
I hear ya. Let's form an orderly queue, because I'll bet we'll not be the only one's
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