Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

[laynelo_]

The fat slug will be needing Deek to greese the doorways up for him tae squeeze through it soon so aye. I #treat masel tae a takeaway once a week and that’s mair than maist people but the rest of my week is all proper dinners. Aw that greese is tearing his hole up, is it really worth it? Naw

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

How does he not have time to cook? He's no children and no life. We are very busy with our real joabs and children and manage to cook every day. He is eating out or having takeaway at least once or twice a week.

What's your favourite Maria meal, ma lovelies?

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No time to cook? What's he been doing like? Isn't that what an air fryer is for? That's been KFC, chippy, Chinese the past week. 3 take aways since he cleaned the oven lol. Has he got a phobia of getting the oven dirty? What you eat effects your skin. Oily and shiny face because of the crap he eats.
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Any excuse not to cook. Lazy bastard

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He'll definitely post saying he's tried for tickets when he hasn't really, because you know the tickets are going to be expensive.

He'll blame to weather on his wifi. Some in our area is down or is being updated. He will see someone post this and then copy.

 

[mammaof3]

So the tally for the fat bastards January take oot treatit is £112. ish

 

[twilightgarden]

He'll definitely post saying he's tried for tickets when he hasn't really, because you know the tickets are going to be expensive.

Dinna think Beyoncé takes Klarna

 

[Mum3boys]

He’s going to be sharting through the flair boards again the night and nae debates , sharty spice mop kicking his way to the pan

 

[Buttons13]

So the tally for the fat bastards January take oot treatit is £112. ish

Lay off the takeaways for a few weeks and there is the money for the Beyonce tickets!!

 

[Anti-influencer]

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I’ve never known anyone’s cooking to so closely resemble its final state when it comes oot the arse hours later

 

[Poptart]

M&S have sent him a *Guft. My phone auto corrected that error to Gift. How does he get it wrong?! Its a simple word!

 

[TheGoblinKing]

Dying. How does he get it so wrong every time
#guft

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Dying. How does he get it so wrong every time
#guft
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He rushs through it he's soo desperate to be first to post it. Where as actual influencers receive, record using them then post it. The last story he rambled so quickly I couldn't keep up or understand.
Also what does dia-bulge mean? Just say you can't wait to use and tell you all how get on. Simple but he is simple so gets basic things wrong.

Had to edit because I was affronted at my spelling errors. Soo ayye tons blessings

 

[mammaof3]

No way will he be buying any more after he's used given these away.

M&S are not cheap, even their essential products are pricey.

Mario's a B&M gal.

Anyway you get the gust.

 

[laynelo_]

Aw don’t forget luvlies he wis the OG tae share M&S’s first cleaning products… he built M&S up intae the supermarket it is today!! Bespoke boujee mention a doing his food shop there anaw, acting as if it isny Deek that brings him the discounted food back hame.

 

[Madge2022]

I dunno that he could go tae Murrayfield hen, too many people, his safety might be compromised, so on and so forth

I Marion wull need mair security than Beyonce ma lovelie
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No way will he be buying any more after he's used given these away.

M&S are not cheap, even their essential products are pricey.

Mario's a B&M gal.

Anyway you get the gust.

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Wee Deek goat them as a wee staff bonus and nae debates
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How does he not have time to cook? He's no children and no life. We are very busy with our real joabs and children and manage to cook every day. He is eating out or having takeaway at least once or twice a week.

What's your favourite Maria meal, ma lovelies?

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Ah've hud better looking shits!

 

[Sloppys]

Why make out he’s taken that pic in M&S and done his wee food shop there? Deek most defiantly did both. And if he had done his food shopping tonight who gets a takeaway on the way home

 

[bigmouth1927]

Wonder if Thissinglemum got a marksies box? She'd sell her kid for one.

In other news, I'm boycotting M&S. Not having anything in common with that fat poof.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Your name is Maria, hen.

 

[Be kond]

Are we going on a wee bespoke surrogate wean jurnee ma lovelies

 

[SuzyE]

Your name is Maria, hen.

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Everyone's entitled to an opinion you little freak, so shut up and sit down.

Speaking of that Molly Mae. On her insta page, the picture of her holding her bump had someone slating Hinch, and Hinch replied. It was a popcorn moment, because the girl that posted give it to her straight

 

[Anti-influencer]

He’s the first to bump his gums with his ain rotten opinions about everyhing else so he needs to shut his trap

 

[mammaof3]

Wonder if Thissinglemum got a marksies box? She'd sell her kid for one.

In other news, I'm boycotting M&S. Not having anything in common with that fat poof.

Lynsey queen of clean got one as well.
She'll take anything if it has a free sign on it and her spelling is just as bad as our Maz.