Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[Madge2022]

Feck me, auld Madge kens someone in his comments chanting him fae the rooftoaps. Thankfully it's an auld acquaintance and no an actual pal so ah don't need tae go intae witness protection.

 

[notanothergrammer]

Ohwaaa she's oan wan the day hens, it's pyoor roastin and she's there wae the vagisil talc hopin fur a miracle that those set a hairy bandy pins dinnae glue themsel the gither wae chubb rub, wee deek will be askin her tae fart and gie um a clue oan the new berlin wall breeze block bummin fort tha night dollz an nae debates!.

 

[SuzyE]

Suzy doll pure loving your bespoke Richmond lips pure beuatifol doll.

They're beauts aren't they l just hope that ugly twats seen them
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Yeah, and he'll not give an ugly bastard like you a second glance. You freaky little weirdo

 

[Babybail93]

They're beauts aren't they l just hope that ugly twats seen them
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Yeah, and he'll not give an ugly bastard like you a second glance. You freaky little weirdo

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Could you imagine her with a fine specimen like this? Bet she screams like a banshee and talks dirty like an American porno

 

[Madge2022]

Ohwaaa she's oan wan the day hens, it's pyoor roastin and she's there wae the vagisil talc hopin fur a miracle that those set a hairy bandy pins dinnae glue themsel the gither wae chubb rub, wee deek will be askin her tae fart and gie um a clue oan the new berlin wall breeze block bummin fort tha night dollz an nae debates!.

Ah'd say it wiz his time oaf the month but he's getting oan a bit so mair likely it's the menopause. That wud explain him looking at the baby stuff in Asda, biological cloak huz stoapped.

 

[mammaof3]

What?

''Comments on this post have been limited'' lol.

 

[CrapEars]

Why does he do this so often? Insinuate that people are having a go at him, insinuate that he’s having or has had some kind of breakdown and then state that he’s on his way back up, he’s not taking notice of the haters anymore, he’s going to live life to the full, listen to no one, live his life as it should be lived, blah blah BLAAAAAH!!!!
He must have done this at least once a month for the last 4 plus years. Does he forget? Is this what counts as content? No one is having a go at him in his DMs, not least because he limited his DMs years ago, he reads here and has a tantrum and thinks he’s being clever by “replying” on his “page”, his actual fans, all three of them, must wonder what the hell is going on.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

“I have loads more to do in this life”

The word “more” is doing a lot of heavy-lifting there. He’s done nothing with his life. I know I laugh at him but my prime feeling towards him is one of pity. He’s the same age as I am and he just seems so far behind our peer group on so many fronts.

I live in a city (not UK) that has exceptionally high housing costs and I don’t know anyone above 35 who doesn’t own their own property. It’s really tough on people and they’ve had to scrimp and save but they’ve done it and they’re proud of their achievement.

I don’t think I know anyone our age who works part-time by choice who is physically capable of doing so, unless it’s due to small children/childcare.

Pretty much everyone around 40 who I know has a nice life. Certainly not 24/7 excitement but they have homes, interests, hobbies, they volunteer, many of them have children. Some have high-paying careers, many don’t but they work hard and are independent. They’re up at 7am, working all day, getting out and about in the evening, and none of them are aw cosy in bed by 9pm. They have some spending money that they use to go out for a nice meal on a Saturday night, or put it towards a nice holiday. They’re ot spending their part-time low wage on manky candy canes while claiming benefits because they eat so much shite they make themselves sick.

I would genuinely be so upset if a friend of mine was so unambitious that they’d prefer to live in a drug-riddled flat complex and spend 12 hours a day in bed instead of working full time and trying to make a life for themselves.
His family must be mortified.

He’s basically failed to launch.

Sorry but he just makes me so angry. What a waste of a life.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

“I’m more present than ever!”



Yeah, more present on this thread maybe

 

[AllieBee]

Why does he do this so often? Insinuate that people are having a go at him, insinuate that he’s having or has had some kind of breakdown and then state that he’s on his way back up, he’s not taking notice of the haters anymore, he’s going to live life to the full, listen to no one, live his life as it should be lived, blah blah BLAAAAAH!!!!
He must have done this at least once a month for the last 4 plus years. Does he forget? Is this what counts as content? No one is having a go at him in his DMs, not least because he limited his DMs years ago, he reads here and has a tantrum and thinks he’s being clever by “replying” on his “page”, his actual fans, all three of them, must wonder what the hell is going on.

It amazes me how these 'cruel' words get through to him. He's turned his DMs off, the only way they can speak to him is by commenting on his posts, but there's no trolling doing there. Unless of course they email him, but that's his own fault fir sticking his email in his bio!

 

[blueblue]

“I have loads more to do in this life”

The word “more” is doing a lot of heavy-lifting there. He’s done nothing with his life. I know I laugh at him but my prime feeling towards him is one of pity. He’s the same age as I am and he just seems so far behind our peer group on so many fronts.

I live in a city (not UK) that has exceptionally high housing costs and I don’t know anyone above 35 who doesn’t own their own property. It’s really tough on people and they’ve had to scrimp and save but they’ve done it and they’re proud of their achievement.

I don’t think I know anyone our age who works part-time by choice who is physically capable of doing so, unless it’s due to small children/childcare.

Pretty much everyone around 40 who I know has a nice life. Certainly not 24/7 excitement but they have homes, interests, hobbies, they volunteer, many of them have children. Some have high-paying careers, many don’t but they work hard and are independent. They’re up at 7am, working all day, getting out and about in the evening, and none of them are aw cosy in bed by 9pm. They have some spending money that they use to go out for a nice meal on a Saturday night, or put it towards a nice holiday. They’re ot spending their part-time low wage on manky candy canes while claiming benefits because they eat so much shite they make themselves sick.

I would genuinely be so upset if a friend of mine was so unambitious that they’d prefer to live in a drug-riddled flat complex and spend 12 hours a day in bed instead of working full time and trying to make a life for themselves.
His family must be mortified.

He’s basically failed to launch.

Sorry but he just makes me so angry. What a waste of a life.

Genuinely the thought of you saying, "Aw cosy" outside the UK has just about ended me hen!

 

[Madge2022]

“I have loads more to do in this life”

The word “more” is doing a lot of heavy-lifting there. He’s done nothing with his life. I know I laugh at him but my prime feeling towards him is one of pity. He’s the same age as I am and he just seems so far behind our peer group on so many fronts.

I live in a city (not UK) that has exceptionally high housing costs and I don’t know anyone above 35 who doesn’t own their own property. It’s really tough on people and they’ve had to scrimp and save but they’ve done it and they’re proud of their achievement.

I don’t think I know anyone our age who works part-time by choice who is physically capable of doing so, unless it’s due to small children/childcare.

Pretty much everyone around 40 who I know has a nice life. Certainly not 24/7 excitement but they have homes, interests, hobbies, they volunteer, many of them have children. Some have high-paying careers, many don’t but they work hard and are independent. They’re up at 7am, working all day, getting out and about in the evening, and none of them are aw cosy in bed by 9pm. They have some spending money that they use to go out for a nice meal on a Saturday night, or put it towards a nice holiday. They’re ot spending their part-time low wage on manky candy canes while claiming benefits because they eat so much shite they make themselves sick.

I would genuinely be so upset if a friend of mine was so unambitious that they’d prefer to live in a drug-riddled flat complex and spend 12 hours a day in bed instead of working full time and trying to make a life for themselves.
His family must be mortified.

He’s basically failed to launch.

Sorry but he just makes me so angry. What a waste of a life.

It's obvious youse ur jealous of Martin's influencer lifestyle, it's reeking oot of youse. His Instagram is his legacy even though it's no his joab #capeeeesh
Tonsa luv M x
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#treatit wee Deek wi wee Deek's petty cash #soaye

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Genuinely the thought of you saying, "Aw cosy" outside the UK has just about ended me hen!

After reading this thread I sometimes find myself thinking in a Paisley accent

 

[Sloppys]

He’s on a come down from the sofa now she’s realised how awful it actually looks.

 

[Madge2022]

After reading this thread I sometimes find myself thinking in a Paisley accent

At least you're just thinking it, sometimes I find myself talking it. There's also someone in work that starts emails with hello ma lovelies, dying tae tell her tae stay in her ain lane

 

[Babybail93]

Is it still a present if it was bought with your own money?

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

And does he have his PlayStation joggies on is it really a present when you paid and ordered it yourself

 

[Madge2022]

And does he have his PlayStation joggies on is it really a present when you paid and ordered it yourself

Ah'm surprised wee Deek isnae a full kit wanker.

 

[Babybail93]

Ah'm surprised wee Deek isnae a full kit wanker.

The shorts will come next month ma lovely. Derek has tae pay this months card bill before Marion can get them

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

“I have loads more to do in this life”

The word “more” is doing a lot of heavy-lifting there. He’s done nothing with his life. I know I laugh at him but my prime feeling towards him is one of pity. He’s the same age as I am and he just seems so far behind our peer group on so many fronts.

I live in a city (not UK) that has exceptionally high housing costs and I don’t know anyone above 35 who doesn’t own their own property. It’s really tough on people and they’ve had to scrimp and save but they’ve done it and they’re proud of their achievement.

I don’t think I know anyone our age who works part-time by choice who is physically capable of doing so, unless it’s due to small children/childcare.

Pretty much everyone around 40 who I know has a nice life. Certainly not 24/7 excitement but they have homes, interests, hobbies, they volunteer, many of them have children. Some have high-paying careers, many don’t but they work hard and are independent. They’re up at 7am, working all day, getting out and about in the evening, and none of them are aw cosy in bed by 9pm. They have some spending money that they use to go out for a nice meal on a Saturday night, or put it towards a nice holiday. They’re ot spending their part-time low wage on manky candy canes while claiming benefits because they eat so much shite they make themselves sick.

I would genuinely be so upset if a friend of mine was so unambitious that they’d prefer to live in a drug-riddled flat complex and spend 12 hours a day in bed instead of working full time and trying to make a life for themselves.
His family must be mortified.

He’s basically failed to launch.

Sorry but he just makes me so angry. What a waste of a life.

You hit the nail on the head there, lovely. I don’t personally know anyone in my life who has such little drive. Sure being a bit lazy every now and then is nice, but every day must be pure depressing. It’s no wonder he’s got to get his dopamine hits through spending sprees. He’s not getting it from anywhere else like that feeling after you’ve worked really hard for something. Zero drive, zero ambition.