Maid Marion, we know your laugh, love, live your life in your own way in your own lane list, hen includes a trip to America but you live in Scotland - so it’s Autumn
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He's such a rebel.
It really is boo-hockey! Punctuating your life by the mental rotation of pointless seasonal tat!! It sends me under, if I walk into a shop and it’s shoving seasonal products in my face that I don’t want to think about for a few months!
We’ve just got back from our summer holiday (reeking of wealth!) and tbh we intend to drag summer out for as long as we can!! We’re hoping for an Indian Summer long into September - so we can spread the positive vibes and spine bright for longer
As Marion would say get him telt cause Isa said so don't need kinds negativity in yer life hen.My other half just said something about it soon being Halloween. I literally told him to STFU. Shall I divorce him now?
Marion and Mr Eeyore need an intervention and get their heeds checked.
Just cause it's August does not mean it's Autumn or need for Halloween which is still little under 3 months away
But ayyye am totally finnne back in ma ain lane I go
She must be a new follower cause we all know it's no a 'house' and she should get to know that it's not a hoose or a dream goose it's actually 1 bed flat... Wonder what she lives in
In all seriousness, who is telling him he can't decorate his hovel for autumn? I know we are all taking the pish on here but his menopausal mafia are chantin him fae the rooftops.
I thought he doesny read Tattle anymair?
Awww nooo not him now. That's him and that other insta loser.
Two them now will be posting and sharing toastie recipes the gether, if ye don't know who I mean then get tae know
I absolutely told him to get his head checked! I don’t think about Halloween until October half term! What’s even worse was he was sat in the garden in shorts n t-shirtAs Marion would say get him telt cause Isa said so don't need kinds negativity in yer life hen.
Marion and Mr Eeyore need an intervention and get their heeds checked.
Just cause it's August does not mean it's Autumn or need for Halloween which is still little under 3 months away
But ayyye am totally finnne back in ma ain lane I go
She must be a new follower cause we all know it's no a 'house' and she should get to know that it's not a hoose or a dream goose it's actually 1 bed flat... Wonder what she lives in
.Thing is he's now got to sit and look at that for 3 months, so he can say live by my own rules but no normal sane person would have Halloween decorations up in August.
Week or less after Halloween he'll be talking of Christmas and putting his tree up
He can't use mental health as an excuse he said himself wouldn't go overboard, if he was so bad last year then deed deek wouldn't let it happen again... If he actually cared but no he just rolls his eyes while handing the petty cash over to Marion.
He will get sick and feed up looking at that and will run out of pictures/angles to post and will be onto next thing.
Embarrassing.
Week or less after Halloween he'll be talking of Christmas and putting his tree up
He can't use mental health as an excuse he said himself wouldn't go overboard, if he was so bad last year then deed deek wouldn't let it happen again... If he actually cared but no he just rolls his eyes while handing the petty cash over to Marion.
He will get sick and feed up looking at that and will run out of pictures/angles to post and will be onto next thing.
Embarrassing.
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The yellow pepper pumpkin isn't the only bell in the postage stamp
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The yellow pepper pumpkin isn't the only bell in the postage stamp
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So going on all week he was going be having a cosy weekend in, nice food and a bottle of wine? He’s done nothing he doesn’t normally do. A trip to B&M, beige food and moaning he didn’t like his dry white wine. Cannot wait to see his birthday plans next weekend seen as he knows how to live his life.
Well it's no gonni be wan of Martin's hairs, Homer Simpson has mair hair than him.Cat hair stuck into the grease of his soup maker.View attachment 1517166
Am I the only one who shuts the blinds early and have barely any lights on, on halloween night so the wee fuckers dinnae bang my front door 
miserable auld hag that I am, my rules in my hoose so aye
miserable auld hag that I am, my rules in my hoose so ayeI feel sorry for the junkie neighbours, gonni emerge fae a high and think they've been oot of it fur two full months when they see Martin's yellow pepper neoning away.
Ye ur a fecking grinch and nae debates.Am I the only one who shuts the blinds early and have barely any lights on, on halloween night so the wee fuckers dinnae bang my front door
See my weans are all grown up now lovely and I just can’t be arsed nowI feel sorry for the junkie neighbours, gonni emerge fae a high and think they've been oot of it fur two full months when they see Martin's yellow pepper neoning away.
Ye ur a fecking grinch and nae debates.
Well, that's when ye start gieing the guisers laxative chocolates, they kin then be Shartin wi MartinSee my weans are all grown up now lovely and I just can’t be arsed now
Is his wooden Prosecco stand and 'shots' stand from birthday no 38 going to get an airing for no 39 or will he have indulged in the black wire drinks tree and he can perch lots of little plush pumpkins on it for his birthday bash.
All this money spent on mass produced pre-landfill, if not resulting FROM a mental health crisis could RESULT IN a crisis when his much lusted after autumn and winter arrive with low temperatures and high fuel bills.
His declaration that it is such a cosy flat and that the laminate flooring is every bit as warm as, if not toastier than his crapet ever was is somewhat undermined by the fact that in one of the hottest summers on record he invariably is in his jammies with his hoosecoat on either in bed on under a friggin' static inducing fleece on his sofa having a cosy night in !
As they say Martin ... Winter is Coming ... so are the fuel bills...
All this money spent on mass produced pre-landfill, if not resulting FROM a mental health crisis could RESULT IN a crisis when his much lusted after autumn and winter arrive with low temperatures and high fuel bills.
His declaration that it is such a cosy flat and that the laminate flooring is every bit as warm as, if not toastier than his crapet ever was is somewhat undermined by the fact that in one of the hottest summers on record he invariably is in his jammies with his hoosecoat on either in bed on under a friggin' static inducing fleece on his sofa having a cosy night in !
As they say Martin ... Winter is Coming ... so are the fuel bills...
I notice he don't sit too close the fan or he will end up 0 on top, 2 at back, 1 at the sides. Hair no more
I wouldnae be trusting you’re gut maz hen, we all know it lets you down on a regular basis
How come every 4/5 weeks he posts this same drivel about finding himself again and how strong he is and how he won’t let anyone control his page again? Blah blah blah.
Who needs to hear this? Who cares?
What an utter twit he is.
Who needs to hear this? Who cares?
What an utter twit he is.
Thought he was watching his fav film?!
Seems he is in the same space as this time last year?!
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