Cleaning with Mario #98 Come oan Barbie, let’s go sharty!

[gremlin]

What a strange thing to say about booking a holiday - “it’s from Derek”? So, the tight bastard isn’t going to be contributing anything to it at all?!

He’s such a bleeping man child that has to have everything done for him.

When does the little scrote ever treat Derek to anything?

Selfish little wanker. #factual

 

[peachy-keen]

Hullo ma lovelies, I’ve no been active cause of my joab that’s no instagram but a real joab of more than 2 hours a week.

Flabbergasted at the holiday booking. Why go on his stories for a chat and then not mention the holiday other than deid Deek is paying for it (shock)? Surely you’d be telling all your hunners of fans where you’re going to at least?

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Genuine question. If nobody can message him, where are all the messages from that he posts?

 

[Cleanayr]

I'm hoping he doesn't give details of the holiday as I would be tempted to book. Can you imagine how entertaining it would be

 

[Macmama]

Ma lovelies, when ah say I ran here, swerving right oot ma lane through they bastarding roadworks on the M8.

Also this is no oor usual style but bleeping BINGO on a wee Jet2 jurnee. Av been waiting all ma life for this so aye. A few wee lethal wans tae celebrate

Ah can hear her stories wae Jess Glynn the noo!

 

[RubySky478]

Christ, I would have been here quicker if I didn’t have motion sickness from that bleeping story. He needs to get himself to the doctor asap if he shakes that much all the time

 

[Babybail93]

Can’t believe the wee cock nosed cock tease hasnae telt us where she is going? FUMMING!

 

[Madge2022]

When does the little scrote ever treat Derek to anything?

A wee dry hump wi his button mushroom every night #treatit

 

[mammaof3]

Yesterday.

Sunday.

Time for pretend slo-mo curtain opening.

Spoiler: His DM's are closed for safety reasons.

Spoiler: 40th and holiday.

 

[Madge2022]

Can’t believe the wee cock nosed cock tease hasnae telt us where she is going? FUMMING!

It wud sell oot if he did, hoabbycraft neon yellow pepper light aw ower again. #fact

 

[Macmama]

Can’t believe the wee cock nosed cock tease hasnae telt us where she is going? FUMMING!

And compromise her security? Never, ma lovely!!

2* Benidorm special wae two single beds so aye

 

[Saffron08]

He'll be going Gran Can after Andrew wheatcrofts latest trip.

 

[mammaof3]

Let's see how many he loses due to him being a vile bar steward and a potty mouth.

 

[airyfairy76]

Wasn’t he raving about doing Gran Canaria all inclusive on his Q&A ramblings? Calling it now….

 

[Sloppys]

He'll be going Gran Can after Andrew wheatcrofts latest trip.

Can you imagine him getting up to what Andrew’s been getting up to

I cannae wait.


How long have him and Deek been together? He defiantly works in cat years

 

[Shrekssister]

Can’t believe the wee cock nosed cock tease hasnae telt us where she is going? FUMMING!

Ma lovelie he cannae compromise his security like that when he’s going to be oan the lethals

 

[Realhousemouse]

Can you imagine him getting up to what Andrew’s been getting up to

I cannae wait.


How long have him and Deek been together? He defiantly works in cat years

Cannae wait for the holiday journey- the outfits, what they’ll eat, how much money he’ll waste at the airport….we’ll need to take annual leave to fully appreciate this ma lovies
Re Andrew…can’t imagine deek and Mario shagging in the sand dunes or going to nudist bars

 

[Sloppys]

Cannae wait for the holiday journey- the outfits, what they’ll eat, how much money he’ll waste at the airport….we’ll need to take annual leave to fully appreciate this ma lovies
Re Andrew…can’t imagine deek and Mario shagging in the sand dunes or going to nudist bars

He’ll be sat with his ‘spice girls face’ oan the whole time he’s there.

Maz please provide dates, I have to give good notice for my annual leave

 

[Poptart]

Cannae believe the selfish walloper is making us wait until next year #fumming

 

[twilightgarden]

I think we should do a Tattlers holiday and join Mazda price Imagine the laughs! If we have an umbrella in our lethal ape-roll it means we’re nasty trolls.