Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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Oor Marion is like a tit clean shaven Ming the mercilessHe does nay have a cold. He sounds fine. He says he is coming to the end of it but it only started yesterday morning.
Where did his eyebrow go?!?
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Im sorry i just had to post but duck me he's a face like a bag of hammers , thats me up tonight
If someone could give me the month, I have it on my phone, no doubt! I definitely remember it.I thought he must have! Is there a screenshot anywhere? I want to get tae know!
Aww though, fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch in the way down. He's filtered out his nose pores, which took so much doing he's got no eyelashes or hair, catfish klaxon.
Oh my, Mario's been oot at playskhool today.
Must have gone after cleaning his brother's gaff.
Must have gone after cleaning his brother's gaff.
Why do l get the feeling he's heading into a bad place again like he was last year?!. Autumn is just beginning, and he's getting all hyper again.
History could be about to repeat itself
History could be about to repeat itself
This is not the bleep washings one, just a similar one, so aye.
So he wants more Christmas tat in his life.
Today he has cleared out his heaving wardrobe and later admits he's a hoarder.
He needs help.
Today he has cleared out his heaving wardrobe and later admits he's a hoarder.
He needs help.
How can they cope living in that pokey wee flat, every bastard surface has multiple things on it, no room for a full size bath mat let alone a bath. Its like my worst nightmare, the walls are closing in.
Paisley is cheap as chips, surely anyone with a brain in their heid would get a mortgage or even a private let. It gives me the fear. The thought of using his shower is reminiscent of an mri scanner - claustrophobic overload
Paisley is cheap as chips, surely anyone with a brain in their heid would get a mortgage or even a private let. It gives me the fear. The thought of using his shower is reminiscent of an mri scanner - claustrophobic overload
Talking about wanting to put his tree up
The bastard will be up next month nae debates
The bastard will be up next month nae debatesHe’ll get the tv aerial man to put it on the wall outside the living room window, just an arm stretch out the window to mix his bespoke drinksMa lovely. Not having a garden won’t stop our Marion ! We are talking about the person who has a toilet cabinet in his living room to hold his champagne glasses for his non-existent guests, and a ring door bell for his communal area , car air fresheners for a non -existent car! He would find somewhere to put it ma lovely don’t you worry
Why does he need a second tree this year when he already has two?
And why has he treatit himself to another wreath nobody will see?
And why has he treatit himself to another wreath nobody will see?
That tree is bloody awful. Worse than the candy cane one
What lashes?Yes he did. He was having a rant about all the washing he had done and went off on it
Lashes?. Sorry, all l could see was your massive nose and receding hairline
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Was gonna say the same, sounded like a right entitled witch on stories. He seriously needs to get grip of himself.He NEEDS the new candy cane collection that's out. He come across like an entitled brat in his stories. I could throat punch him
And 7 pairs of unworn pj's. Is he for real?!. At least he admitted he's a hoarder.
And he actually said he lives for the covid cosy life. What a feckin imbecile he is.
Perfect screenshot of him farting...Cheers for that gem MazView attachment 1602695
P.s stoap saying bespoke. Hate the word noo.
Hullo ma lovlies, how uhr ye aw?
well tonight a hud a wee drink oot ma bespoke bar in the garden. It’s called Jimmy’s and it’s goat Jimmy Saville’s signature engraved into it. A goat the fright eh ma life though when I pulled it open and there wis 2 spiders shaggin in ma bespoke glasses. But not to worry ma lovlies the roasting hot gin that hid been bakin in the sun aw day made up fur it, relatively.
well tonight a hud a wee drink oot ma bespoke bar in the garden. It’s called Jimmy’s and it’s goat Jimmy Saville’s signature engraved into it. A goat the fright eh ma life though when I pulled it open and there wis 2 spiders shaggin in ma bespoke glasses. But not to worry ma lovlies the roasting hot gin that hid been bakin in the sun aw day made up fur it, relatively.
A think a might dae wan … THE GRINCH
Aw ma lovelies the tears are rolling doon ma bespoke heed here. Coupla wines but life’s too short, tonsa love
Aw ma lovelies the tears are rolling doon ma bespoke heed here. Coupla wines but life’s too short, tonsa love
Mazda doesn't need to treatit himself to grinch decorations that are bespokely made to order, he can just stand behind his 4 foot chrissmass tree and give it a wee hug
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Christmas.
Christmas.
Christmas.
Mutha farken Christmas.
So aye.
Christmas.
Christmas.
Mutha farken Christmas.
So aye.
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