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Cleaning with Mario #114 Always the bedsit boyfriend, never the house husband.
Cleaning with Mario #114 Always the bedsit boyfriend, never the house husband.
Nah, but why does he make it so easy for us to take the piss out of him
of course no one wanted you on their team ya great walloper.
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Ah wunner if he lined up wi aw the lassies?View attachment 2610128
Nah, but why does he make it so easy for is to take the loss out of him
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Ahve asked tattle tae add it tae their emoji collection, also. Tonsa luv
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How dare youse, dae youse no remember his bravery and big adventure in January going tae that place London in England, along with his chaperones
Lovelies, I almost forgot. A woman at work today was trying to print a help card thing and she got the contents wrong twice so cracked out the ‘practice makes ok’ line. Couldn’t help maself
Stupid Beak. Of course no one wanted him on their team, can just imagine how much his beak would have got in the way. Bet he was the best at swimming though, he would only have to float on his back, that bloody great hooter sticking out of the water would have looked like a shark's dorsal fin and scared the rest of them out of the water. Just like Jaws. Winner by default.View attachment 2610128
Nah, but why does he make it so easy for us to take the piss out of him
Who the feck has upset him now? Greeting faced wee witch
Can you imagine the state of the sick notes he used to write?View attachment 2610128
Nah, but why does he make it so easy for us to take the piss out of him
Are we surprised no one asked him to dance 
Here we go again. Spouting the same lines over and over.
Mario doesn’t know the meaning of the word private. He posts that then posts his brothers Christmas tree after it.
What a thick twit he is
Here we go again. Spouting the same lines over and over.
Mario doesn’t know the meaning of the word private. He posts that then posts his brothers Christmas tree after it.
What a thick twit he is
A house husband?! Yer need a house and a husband first. And that lurid bleeping tree is like the contents of Mazdas crappy knickers after a Castleveechi! Nae house, nae husband, nae taste. Capeesh?
Mario's "no well" also factual. Tonsa luv Sadie Hookershoes xxxCan you imagine the state of the sick notes he used to write?
Greeting faced wee witch - classWho the feck has upset him now? Greeting faced wee witch
some of us haven’t even started yet 
Feck sake, just spat ma tea everywhere. And no, it's no in a crissmas mug, also.
Sorry to ask silly questions but surely him justifying his sad, boring life is in fact questioning his life choice? “I never show my down days” 
all he does is bloody moan.
all he does is bloody moan.Imagine seeing Beak's reflection in a disco bauble 
He’s fiiiiiiiine, hens. Perfectly fiiiiiine. Living his best life.
Naybody wanted to dance with him incase they got his massive beak in their eye while doing the Gay Gordon'sView attachment 2610128
Nah, but why does he make it so easy for us to take the piss out of him
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