He’ll go quiet for a couple of days then come back with a reel with the title “so I did a thing”. Then it’ll be the usual slow Mo tour of the tat cave, a wave in every bleeping mirror and Mariah blaring over the top of the whole sceneThem 2 tress will be up in no time ma lovelies! He can’t hold his ownpissshite
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He’ll do what he normally does and start showing little bits on his consoles then the full thing will be out earlier than planned with the captions #fuckit “do what makes you happy” “life’s too short” blah blah blah
Kin ye get a wee selfie wi Marion ma lovelie, that's sure tae get ye a tidy profit oan yer hoose.I love when everyone slags where he lives as I live 2 streets over from him. I’m a 2 person household, we both went to uni and have jobs we needed degrees for, a very cheap car, don’t do take out or avo toast.. it’s not that bad or cheap as it’s the nicest place I could get a mortgage 🥲
Maybe rent a spare room tae Mario, then you’ll be able tae get wan a those blue plaques oan the wall saying someone of cultural importance lived there. Like Shakespeare hen
Today I held my power all day my lovies. It’s no ma quote my my page my rules. So aye.
God it must be exhausting speaking like that all day
God it must be exhausting speaking like that all day
Little sneak peaks captioned "Because I'm good to youse!" as if we're all oan the edge of our seats. Pyoor fizzing with excitement tae see his scholastic xmas fair displays. 🥱
Reading these predictions has me chuckling, because they're all true
We know him better than his own family
We know him better than his own family
Richard from the Undateables! He was hilariousHe’d be like the guy who would only date someone who lived within a 5 mile radius. I think his name was Richard and he drove a wee Nissan Micra, we always called him ‘cafe lante’ as that’s what he called a latte.
. Was disgusted one time when he had to meet someone from ‘big bad London’ 
as it was too far!
I’m going to miss the orange knitted ring piece hanging over the fire when candy cane laine arrives 
That’ll be replaced by a big red and white knitted ring piece ma lovelie, don’t you worry.I’m going to miss the orange knitted ring piece hanging over the fire when candy cane laine arrives
The one that looks like Mario’s Campino hole after Derek has finished feeding itThat’ll be replaced by a big red and white knitted ring piece ma lovelie, don’t you worry.
Will be replaced by some bespoke tatty stockings ready for Santa to comeI’m going to miss the orange knitted ring piece hanging over the fire when candy cane laine arrives
Ugh bloody Mariah is an annoying bint, her stupid song suits him perfectly
If Marion reads here then he would know that he has been passed over for exactly this reason. My friend is director of a social media agency running major campaigns in Scotland and is based in Glasgow. Mario is considered by them to be to be unsuitable for even the smallest most local campaign due to his foul mouth, his rants on stories and his unpredictability. One comment - referring to a campaign promoting Glasgow tourism - regarding Mario was that they want to showcase the best of Glasgow and encourage people to come to visit - not put them off . He was summed up in one word ‘rancid’.He think it's funny but it's not, it just makes him look stupid and rough.He says he doesnae care but if he was told that was the reason why he's not getting much work, because lets face it, ranting and raving with a potty mouth on a large following, well known, open account doesn't look good, then I think he'd feel different....
Mario has no niche, if you look at the Scottish Influencer Awards categories, there is no place for Mario.
Food - garlic & sodium tomato soup and boiled mince
Drink - red cola and sweet wine
Health & Wellbeing - sharting / we move / alleged death threats / just get on with it / buy seasonal pre landfill to treat depression.
Family - no loyalty there.
Travel - McGills buses
Lifestyle - scheme rat
Interiors & Design - bespoke fablon & buckled shelves
Arts & culture - Whitney, Elvis and a touch of Marilyn
Style - somewhere between Delboy Trotter and Charity shop
Beauty - buckled teeth, pores like craters and lips that look like he has snogged the cheese grater
Visual - 47 consecutive posts of candy canes
Inspiration - inspires the weans to stick in at school with the threat ‘ youse could end up like Mario’
And like his family we can’t bleeping stand him either!Reading these predictions has me chuckling, because they're all true
We know him better than his own family
Don't worry ma lovelie, he will be dressing the bespoke bedsit for autumn 2023 in January 2023.I’m going to miss the orange knitted ring piece hanging over the fire when candy cane laine arrives
Love this
l hope he sees it
clutching ma beak here hen 
Warning warning a Christmas cleaning products, wtaf, wee Sadie definitely drapped him when he was a baby
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