Cleaning with Mario #103 I, Mas patron Saint of bougie plastic tat also

[Misssj80]

Haha, why did that Ava may woman smell the closed tub when she said it smells amazing I think she realised as she was doing it....
Also, it's off to ASA I go. That sofa shot needs to be marked AD Martin. I will report it each time he shows it without (luckily he hasn't shown the sofa that often)

 

[Madge2022]

Does anyone else’s arse hurt just looking at that sofa…..?

I don't think one arse cheek of mine would fit on one seat!

 

[Frymydevil]

It may have been said but honestly as an avid reader there is no way I’d buy a book now and save it for my holiday next year… what a bleeping donkey

 

[Freefalling]

In the same place as the Apple Watch I expect!

Cash converters?

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

has he filtered that picture beige because he's just now realised grey is so 2018 and nobody likes grey anymore? As always he's at least ten steps behind everyone else.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I don't think one arse cheek of mine would fit on one seat!

I'd be looking for where it opens, looks like them storage cubes from that small business Dunelum.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

In the same place as the Apple Watch I expect!

& the ugg slippers.

 

[geezabreak]

Does anyone else’s arse hurt just looking at that sofa…..?

I had a wee swatch et it earlier an noo I've hud tae strap oan the tens machine

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

I had a wee swatch et it earlier an noo I've hud tae strap oan the tens machine

Feel a've goat tae apologise ma lovely as all ah read wiz 'strap oan'
Ah've swerved right oot ma lane!

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

He means succumbed right? It's a bit old to be circumcised

 

[Sinner&saint]

He means succumbed right? It's a bit old to be circumcised

He’s quoting almost exactly what jilly isabella just said 15 mins before him

 

[Dove88]

Circum.

 

[ohdoris]

He is one miserable, nasty, bitter wee bleep.

He will find the way to suck the joy from anything. Why’s he acting like he’s Elon bleeping Musk!! Big nosed little prick.

 

[Poptart]

“Circum”
Its succumbed!!!!

If people went on Threads to try it out and decided it wasn’t for them so what? What has it got to do with him?I hope Derek passes his driving test and him and Domboi speed off into the sunset.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

He’s such a passive aggressive wee bleep. duck of Mas and do us all a favour!

 

[maxxxxx]

the only reason he never got it is cause hes completely inept when it comes to technology. well, when it comes to anything really...
he is the most easily influenced, follows hypes/trends/crazes, buys/does/says anything to keep up with everyone else.
if threads was something he couldve spent deeks petty cash on he wouldve been well in there

 

[Ratgrrl]

So I see Deek is gonna learn to drive. Let's hope he doesn't smoke and drive Been looking for cars for them.

#PollyPocketsOfPaisley

 

[Scottishmammy]

Circum not even nearly close! It’s the only thing he hasn’t circummed too

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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He’s such a passive aggressive wee bleep. duck of Mas and do us all a favour!

I assume that since no one is posting their threads posts onto their Instagram stories means they’re not using it? He is so bleeping stupid it hurts!

 

[Popper]

Circum Awww man, he’s too thick.

Such a self centred narcissist. Really thinks he’s something doesn’t he. Sit down Marion and have a good look at yourself and your life. What have you actually achieved? Friends? Intelligence? Career? House? Car? Holidays? Happiness? Being content? Absolutely nothing. Debt, jealousy, a shopping addiction, hoards of tat and absolute bitterness are all he has.

Sits in his crappy council flat in one of the roughest areas of Scotland and sends out venom from behind a phone whilst thinking he’s someone of importance and better than people.

How does he know no one is using Threads if he’s not on it? Idiot.

Sorry ma beauts. Rant over. So aye. I will not message this page again. Blocked and deleted masel.