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Hens! It’s that time again already! New thread oan this dayn of dawn!
Mario has been taking us on a healthy eating jurneh. Showing us his cut up grapes and a pot of Muller light every morning. It looks like shite, but got loves a trier eh?
He’s also trying to stay in a positive mindset. I’m nae saying that he has read that boujee book “the secret”, because let’s face it, he cannae read. I’m sure he’s just seen a couple of inspirational wall plaques in B&M and they’ve given him life. So aye.
Despite his new healthy eating life style he still likes to eat copious amounts of carbs and beige. Resulting in him declaring on Sunday morning that his “IBS” were suffering. In other words, he was shitting through the eye of a needle after being a little pigmy pig.
The ridiculous spending continues. We are awaiting delivery of a velvetiser from non other than Hotel Chocolate. That’s another 100 of Derek’s notes doon the drain wae his carb shites.
We had 4,000,000 perfume dots of death. All our favourite buzz words were there. He never lets us doon!
He has ANOTHER bed set. In the colour white (nae cream!) and scent “Provident coming tae get yeh”.
He’s still a bleep and still baldy locks and the three hairs. So aye. Nae debates oan ma thread.
If ye don’t know, GET TAE KNOW!
Hens! It’s that time again already! New thread oan this dayn of dawn!
Mario has been taking us on a healthy eating jurneh. Showing us his cut up grapes and a pot of Muller light every morning. It looks like shite, but got loves a trier eh?
He’s also trying to stay in a positive mindset. I’m nae saying that he has read that boujee book “the secret”, because let’s face it, he cannae read. I’m sure he’s just seen a couple of inspirational wall plaques in B&M and they’ve given him life. So aye.
Despite his new healthy eating life style he still likes to eat copious amounts of carbs and beige. Resulting in him declaring on Sunday morning that his “IBS” were suffering. In other words, he was shitting through the eye of a needle after being a little pigmy pig.
The ridiculous spending continues. We are awaiting delivery of a velvetiser from non other than Hotel Chocolate. That’s another 100 of Derek’s notes doon the drain wae his carb shites.
We had 4,000,000 perfume dots of death. All our favourite buzz words were there. He never lets us doon!
He has ANOTHER bed set. In the colour white (nae cream!) and scent “Provident coming tae get yeh”.
He’s still a bleep and still baldy locks and the three hairs. So aye. Nae debates oan ma thread.
If ye don’t know, GET TAE KNOW!