All that beige food he’s been having lately makes my stomach turn and I LOVE to eat!Brown stir fry with chips and garlic bread. My stir fry’s are full of colour with veg . He makes everything so unhealthy .
Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston
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So I went to my local Chinese restaurant and I asked for garlic bread and tattie wedges wi ma tea. Get in the bleeping bin they roared. So I got my uncle alberts cowat and roared if you don’t know get tae bleeping know* and walked oot * no ma quote
Mmm traditional Thai stir fry, always served with frozen wedges and half a garlic loaf.Why would you add 2 carbs to a relatively healthy stir fry
Stir fry way wedges and garlic bread honestly duck off he canny be serious
Can you imagine how much salt he added to that brown mush stir fry? Later he will be wondering why his lips are dryer than my Fanny after seeing him in his leggings. So aye
I saw this in Home Bargains tonight. Reminded me of someone…
Did you smell it though?
Looks like he’s washing down the stir fry with a nice glass of piss joos
Can literally see the bespoke salt on top of Mazdas potato wedges 
bet his stir fry is full of it too.. derek better have some sudacrem to hand because Mazdas lips are gonna rip him a new arse quite literally 
bet his stir fry is full of it too.. derek better have some sudacrem to hand because Mazdas lips are gonna rip him a new arse quite literally Valens day - the new bespoke holiday after oor patron saint Mazda
Valens day.. then valenTIMES day.. ffs maz just stick with calling it feb 14th
SMELL THE WEALTH. GET YER DAILY SCENT. TWO FUR A POOOUND
Well I don’t think we’ll be going on a bespoke Valens day decoring jurnee ma lovelies on account of Marion cannae say it
3 attempts and he still couldn't say it.
Gormless Dougie.
Gormless Dougie.
2 bananas for a pound three bananas for a euroHe's got the '2 furra pound" look right down in that coat.
Sports socks! Get your sports here! Better than Jaiiiiii Deeeeee, so aye
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He’s going on about the ‘luxury’ of cleaning every morning. I have 2 kids and still make sure beds are made, downstairs is hoovered and wipe the bathroom over once they have showered/cleaned teeth etc - isn’t that normal?? You’re definitely not special Mario . He should try team TOMM and he’d get it done in half the time and have weekends free
. He should try team TOMM and he’d get it done in half the time and have weekends free Fat little head lately isn’t it? Bloated from all that salt
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