Clutching ma beak!
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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One eye on the bleep washings and one eye on the fleeting deal with Flash!
Bespoke title suggestion because it's nearly that dayn of dawn again ma wee hens
Nae flash deal to be had, she's stuck in her wee Beirut pad!
Nae flash deal to be had, she's stuck in her wee Beirut pad!
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Never underestimate the Marion!
Never underestimate the Marion!
Can barely scrape 100 likes and comments on a grid post but expects us to believe there is 32k people watching his stories. Ok macaroni 
' Impowering... ffs Mario. Put your phone away 
Impowering 
add this to our marioism book shall we? He's thick as mince
add this to our marioism book shall we? He's thick as mince
He's got mortgage eyes. One fixed, one variable.
Dear @hopethishelpsallthebest since Jimmy Savile is no more, can you please fix it for me tae huv Marion and wee Deek's faces oan the boobage, thought it wud make a nice change fae Grant and Phil Mitchell
#soaye
Tuesday..
I have 2nd hand embarrassment for the cupid stunt.
He needs to fact-check his statements next time before he tries to ''influence'' a huge company to keep a ''discontinued'' product. hahahahah
and he HAS to get mare crap in just to appease his mate MH.
I’d actually piss my knickers if ‘Pricey’ unfollowed him. 
Imagine kicking up such a huge fuss that they've discontinued your favourite bathroom cleaner (which in itself is sad AF) but actually you're just so thick you couldn't see that they've just changed the bottle design by such a small amount most normal people wouldn't even pay it any mind and just pick it up like they usually would.
How on earth does he get by in life??
How on earth does he get by in life??
Pontoon. One stick, one twist.
What's with his gozzy eyes.... one eye in jail, one on bail 
He wishes he had anything to do with mortgages hen
Pricey wants Mario cleaning down at the Mucky Mansion.
From one Beirut to another………
From one Beirut to another………
Mincing aboot in his jobby broon crocs, how much mair shite can he get in the Beirut box !!!
Thread suggestions are not ma forté ma lovelies but a hen can only try you know whit a mean?
Thread suggestions are not ma forté ma lovelies but a hen can only try you know whit a mean?
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