Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

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Joseph and Joseph is good if you’re after something that will last but sadly, he’ll probably put it on the landfill the next time he fancies a change.
 
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Imagine cleaning yer flat within an inch of its life, having a new sofa, new kitchen, JJ accessories(sick of fuckin hearing about them.)- then having no mates to come round and see it!!.

You literally never see anyone there do you ?.
Sad bastard
 
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How many tables can one living room have? It's like IKEA there.

I've noticed that when Deek is ill, Marion is always in a mood, making it about himself.
Love the song choice for the sofa Maz, we knew you hated it.
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Am I dreaming or did Monzo buy a grout pen one time and filled in his grout lines grey? Did that happen or naw? And if it did whit happened after, did he redecorate the entire room to rectify his mistake? Canny remember
 
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So Derek’s no well (again). Mario will be hinting that he’s got that thing Hinch is pretending her kid had 😂
 
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With no offense intended to the Tattle Huns who have been on their own bespoke Joseph Joseph journey: is it a premium brand in the UK?

Where I am, it’s stocked in TK Maxx type shops.
Often to be found in TK Maxx here too! It's expensive, but it's no better than any other brand
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Also, Smeg. Expensive but crap and who the living duck wants Smeg plastered all over their kitchens!
 
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Derailing sorry...please tell me she dunt wear clothes with mickey mouse on etc🙈
I've got one for a colleague too.
Wears Minnie Mouse ears, Disney T-shirts.
Has a Tinkerbell 'powered by fairy dust' sticker on her car.
Describes herself as edgy and crazy.
I'd Describe her as bleeping irritating.

Keeping it Mazda, am pyoor delighted that he hates the sofa also.
 
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How many tables can one living room have? It's like IKEA there.

I've noticed that when Deek is ill, Marion is always in a mood, making it about himself.
Love the song choice for the sofa Maz, we knew you hated it.
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I thought this was his not so subtle way of having a dig at a comment on here about how he doesn't #ad the sofa shots. The song choice just gives it away that he reads here 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Wonder why he wasn’t invited along? He’s besties with all these Huns is he not?

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Wonder why he wasn’t invited along? He’s besties with all these Huns is he not?

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Ava May wasnae free to escort him also Deek’s no wellll so couldnae pick him up. Capeesh? Also.
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Why is Stacey’s zombie sister wearing a bleeping nightie? Ugly slag that one
Gads she’s like something out of 28 Days Later and it’s a very unflattering photo of Greedy too. They should have invited Maz so they looked nice in comparison 😂
 
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He doesn't know of hardship in life
He kens everytime he looks in the mirror ma lovelie 😘
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Wonder why he wasn’t invited along? He’s besties with all these Huns is he not?

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Canni wait fur the 🐍's oan this app rant.

How the feck are they all getting book deals, this bint prints labels fur a living!

At this rate Martin will be getting a book deal, hope he does a book shop tour, ah wull be first in the queue 😂
 
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