Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

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Honestly I canny understand a word that twit says. He should have his own language on Duolingo.
 
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Clutching ma beak.... Asked my husband to read the dots of doom. His response was

He puts the I in IDIOT 🀣🀣
Ye inspired me, ma luvlie, ah goat MrMac tae have a go at they dots of doom too. Being fae Easterhoose an’ aw, ah thought he might have mare chance than this west end wanker.

β€œWhat’s his truth? What is it actually? Truth of what? Am so confused.”

So aye πŸ’Ž telt him tae get right back intae his ain lane an’ away back tae they dark streets of the East End he is banished. Capeesh πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
 
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You're an egotistical twit, Mario, that's what you are πŸ–•πŸ–•

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And because we all know you're a thick bastard, here's it's meaning

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"Remember who the duck I am"

PahhΔ₯hhh hahaha hahaha

A benefit scrounging, illiterate, bitter nasty wee witch.
Who cuckooed dumb Deek, has bald patches all over his flat heed & nae friends.

Spine bright Mario
Happy WENASDAY and so forth 😘
 
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β€œRemain in my truth” - sorry but what does that even mean? I can’t even read the rest of what he’s posted without killing my brain cells.

Maybe my holiday post annoyed him because I described his holiday down to a tee. He’s obviously been on here reading - hence the terrible grammar posts that make zero sense but one thing I do know, that fat slut isn’t well :m

keep your power hens, it’s Wednesday today, let’s mop kick the tit outta this dayβ€πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œspine brightπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž
 
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You can tell when she has had a read oan here. The illiteracy goes up 10 notches, where he is furiously stabbing at the phone with his fat fingers
 
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You can tell when she has had a read oan here. The illiteracy goes up 10 notches, where he is furiously stabbing at the phone with his fat fingers
A pack of Richmond sausages had gained sentience, so aye πŸ’Ž
 
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What is he on about now...

Moaning about trolls again, thought he was over this hurdle.

What triggered this off, he is mental.


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So far this year he has moaned about trolls 20 times.
On average, he is doing 4/5 posts a month.

The man is cuckoo.
 
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