Aw yer crabbit the day hen, it’s hard tae get aw cosy with a fan blowin hell out the back yer skull
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Ooh it’s weird innit 
I hadn’t seen his face so so long I’d forgotten just what an weird little runt it is
I hadn’t seen his face so so long I’d forgotten just what an weird little runt it isBiggest fan(ny) I’ve ever seen! I’ll be back with a bang, oh just duck off you utter twit! Roll on Christmas? duck off. Literally the only time of year you have the slightest bit of content, even then it’s utter pish, and purely to get the simple middle aged woman on insta foaming at the gash.
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duck sake melvin make your mind up are you embracing the weather or do you want it to bugger off? 
‘New lips fitted’ that more than tickled meOoh it does look like he's had new lips fitted.Rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic unless sorts the hair and the hooter.
Mario’s on Only Fans, pass it on 
Holy crap - within the space of 7 hrs - make your bleeping mind up.
Saint Marion must be the only person in the whole of the UK having to work in this heat, dear love him 
Marion try working an actual shift (not 3 hours a day) working in a busy hospital wearing full PPE when the temperature hit 32 here today. Once you do that, then you can complain about the heat! What a fan 
Marion try working an actual shift (not 3 hours a day) working in a busy hospital wearing full PPE when the temperature hit 32 here today. Once you do that, then you can complain about the heat! What a fan 
I note the washing drying, top right.
He wafts around the cop shop reeking of washing dried with cat litter and fake perfume.
Too hot!!! Crabbit!!! Even hate maself!!!!
Might treat masel tae a wee Starbucks drink!!!
Noticed he’s added the Starbucks drink to his highlights and called it Starbucks drink which proves he’s never step foot in a Starbucks!!
It sounds like you could do with a nice cooling Aperol Spritz ma lovelie. Just be careful though as they are absolute lethal
Of course he’s got his lips done …. He’ll be copying GlamisTartyPants with her inflated face. Let’s be grateful he doesn’t have any friends & a garden or he’d be having a Love Island party
Could you imagine him at a Love Island party?Of course he’s got his lips done …. He’ll be copying GlamisTartyPants with her inflated face. Let’s be grateful he doesn’t have any friends & a garden or he’d be having a Love Island party
“Ooh aye!!!! I’ve gotta a text ma lovelies!!! But on which one of ma two bespoke phones????”
I’m trying not to imagine him … prancing about in a mankini with glittery wedgesCould you imagine him at a Love Island party?
“Ooh aye!!!! I’ve gotta a text ma lovelies!!! But on which one of ma two bespoke phones????”
Christ can you imagine if Deek went to Casa Amor, he’d be one crabbit biatch!!!!!Could you imagine him at a Love Island party?
“Ooh aye!!!! I’ve gotta a text ma lovelies!!! But on which one of ma two bespoke phones????”
Without a doubt he's had fillers!. His lips were a lot thinner than they are there.
Wish we'd seen them when he first had them done, because l bet he looked like he'd been smacked in the mouth
Maz, they don't make your nose any smaller hun
That photo of him next to fan…. He looks like he’s been embalmed lay off the filters hen x
lay off the filters hen xOnly Fannies
The wee collagen filled scrote has just followed this account
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Yes ma lovelies let’s all huv wun ae them ——>It sounds like you could do with a nice cooling Aperol Spritz ma lovelie. Just be careful though as they are absolute lethal
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