He needs to cut back on salt so she ! Understatement of the year 
Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
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Reading his DMs catching up on tattle more like, this could be the day he has a melt down 
I love how his inbox, ootbox, shake it all aboot box is working again. Funny how it always works when he is craving praiseReading his DMs catching up on tattle more like, this could be the day he has a melt down
His comments on Olly Mur.
Commenting on someone’s appearance online, on an app
ooh mario hen what have you became. 
His ability to spend money on utter junk makes me sick.
Can he not read the room.
This year people will be spending wisely so they can enjoy Christmas Day not so that they’re livingroom can look like their local 99p shop Christmas window.
Commenting on someone’s appearance online, on an app
ooh mario hen what have you became. His ability to spend money on utter junk makes me sick.
Can he not read the room.
This year people will be spending wisely so they can enjoy Christmas Day not so that they’re livingroom can look like their local 99p shop Christmas window.
I'm having a coffee and a quick catch up here before getting ready to go out - nothing to be ashamed of, Mario!Reading his DMs catching up on tattle more like, this could be the day he has a melt down
So lemme get this straight …
he goes off passively aggressively on Olly Murs About his looks.
now someone has told him to die ! which tbh I don’t believe …I know we have a laugh at his expense but I cant see why someone would wish deathon him ! - my guess is his attention seeking !
then he tells everyone to think about their words to people as it could send them over the edge …even though he just publicly said about Olly Murs appearance ! He is a walking contradiction
he goes off passively aggressively on Olly Murs About his looks.
now someone has told him to die ! which tbh I don’t believe …I know we have a laugh at his expense but I cant see why someone would wish deathon him ! - my guess is his attention seeking !
then he tells everyone to think about their words to people as it could send them over the edge …even though he just publicly said about Olly Murs appearance ! He is a walking contradiction
Guess he has caught up here, what will he do with the rest of his day?Reading his DMs catching up on tattle more like, this could be the day he has a melt down
*Can anyone translate this for me? Or add basic punctuation to make it readable?
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Oor wee hen is feeling deep and meaningful this morning…is this the Christmas haul come down starting already?!
Personal favourite mario-isms include:
Your purpose is present!
Words are received by how you receive them? (The question mark got me on this one)
I got you always like all you on here have got me at times of when I needed it.
Personal favourite mario-isms include:
Your purpose is present!
Words are received by how you receive them? (The question mark got me on this one
)I got you always like all you on here have got me at times of when I needed it.
So, this supposedly happened last week, but he's only speaking about it now, it's not bothered him until now. It's not bothering him, and doesn't affect him, obviously. 
It's not bothering him but he did 3 stories on it a week later, today. The day he needs content..... 
Are ya bored and needing attention, Mario?
It's not bothering him but he did 3 stories on it a week later, today. The day he needs content..... Are ya bored and needing attention, Mario?
Side note if he uses another photie of his bespoke autumn bed as a background I might explode….dare I say it I’m looking forward to the blush pink candy cane bedding coming into play for Christmas in November.
Or let us see yer tier stayshuns or something, I’m all shiny orange cushioned out 🥱
Or let us see yer tier stayshuns or something, I’m all shiny orange cushioned out 🥱
Oor wee Marion is fine. He's fine. He's standing taller than ever. Comments don't hurt him. He won't give trolls attention. He's only going to make multiple stories about trolls. But he will out you the next time trolls. Because he's fine.
Mario has caught up on Tattle last night and is raging. Hiya hen.
Mario has caught up on Tattle last night and is raging. Hiya hen.
Morning lovelies, a little late to the party with the million dots of doom and Christmas haul. Was out with ma pals all day yesterday drinking them 
lethal drinks and living ma best life. Anyway, fair to say the hangover is a million times worse after watching Martin Saville, here’s ma thoughts on it all, it’s a long one so settle in lovelies:
lethal drinks and living ma best life. Anyway, fair to say the hangover is a million times worse after watching Martin Saville, here’s ma thoughts on it all, it’s a long one so settle in lovelies:- Where is he putting all this tit
- How much stuff does he reckon he’s fitting on his already buckled console tables
- The Tony almond stuff is cheap tacky tit
- Youse, again
- The Santa is bleeping hideous
- Sorry he’s not at the cleaning show, well you weren’t sorry the other day when you were slagging it off
- Feels so so guilty not being there, who the duck does he think he is
- Clearly scared of travelling further than the end of his nose
- Shaking like a shitting dog
- The bleeping waffle slippers and socks
- Tier stand, is that actually what it’s called??
- Candy cane land
- Diamanté... sequins ya wee bleep
- Treated myself... you treat yourself every bleeping day Martin
- It makes me bleeping happy... It doesn’t Martin, you admitted you were having a breakdown when you did this last year
- The way he speaks, eughhhh
- If you have Amazon, who doesn’t bleeping have Amazon
- Life’s, it’s lives Martin
- I refuse to believe he’s a 40 year old man, it’s bleeping weird!
- Olly Murs, how many times did he want to say what’s wrong with him, he looks really unwell, I hope he’s alright.
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Attention seeking wazzock.
He’s quick enough to post his real (fake) praise DMs so I’m certain if he received one like this it’d be on his stories in a flash.
He’s quick enough to post his real (fake) praise DMs so I’m certain if he received one like this it’d be on his stories in a flash.
Nasty comments dinny bother him but here he is ranting on like an unhinged maniac about them
oh and chicken titty if your here, just name and shame them the now?! Why wait?! Or is it because your talking tit?!?! I dinny believe you!!!!!!
oh and chicken titty if your here, just name and shame them the now?! Why wait?! Or is it because your talking tit?!?! I dinny believe you!!!!!!
Woke up in a haze of tequila and still baffled at him talking about Olly Murs looks when he looks like he’s been dug up after being buried about 100 years ago!!
Thought a wis havin a stroke trying tae decipher that shite he’s slabbering this morning.
@Blair-Waldorf I’ll never no laugh at the wild shites
@Blair-Waldorf I’ll never no laugh at the wild shites
Do you have a wee thing for that Olly ma lovely
Who’s put 50p in the head this morning?
Apparently the little hobbit is standing taller than ever. Must be the Cuban heel on his Timbies.
He’s going to be firing off abusive messages from his own fake accounts now to get some interaction. A hunner percent
Christmas is over now for Maz.
Breakdown and clutching at even more desperate than normal content pending
Apparently the little hobbit is standing taller than ever. Must be the Cuban heel on his Timbies.
He’s going to be firing off abusive messages from his own fake accounts now to get some interaction. A hunner percent
Christmas is over now for Maz.
Breakdown and clutching at even more desperate than normal content pending
Wtf who gets that raging that quickly on a Sunday morning calm it doon to a riot hen
calm it doon to a riot hen What an absolute cheek he has saying how awful Olly Murs looks. Olly Murs is in the shape of his life by the looks of it. This wee rodent needs to take a look at himself in the mirror before he starts slating others.
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