We shag sheep hen (welsh). We shag them, you eat them! And so forth. Tattie hearts!
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The sheep shagging crown belongs to the Aberdonians 
no lifestock safe up here Hen
Honestly he grinds my gears
all the tat he calls decorations would make so many kids happy and stop buying tit gifts, give a donation to the wishing tree or a food bank. He is way to selfish to consider anyone thou
no lifestock safe up here Hen Honestly he grinds my gears
all the tat he calls decorations would make so many kids happy and stop buying tit gifts, give a donation to the wishing tree or a food bank. He is way to selfish to consider anyone thou
@Freefalling Here min leave the Aberdonians alone 
I’m the “OG Grinch” #factual and am not intae Crissmas at all, it’s no fur me. I always make a donation to charity for the amount I would have spent on cards and presents. Our Martin could do the same if he wasn’t such an insta obsessed cretin. What “designer” gear will he get from his brother this year? A Beirutling watch?
I’m the “OG Grinch” #factual and am not intae Crissmas at all, it’s no fur me. I always make a donation to charity for the amount I would have spent on cards and presents. Our Martin could do the same if he wasn’t such an insta obsessed cretin. What “designer” gear will he get from his brother this year? A Beirutling watch?
I wonder who the lucky recipients of the Quality Street will be after he DEMANDED someone else buy him a £350 advent calendar…
Is that it? That's we he's been making such a fuss about? I have to buy for about 20+ people, he's got four bags and a pile of sweets. Fatty.Imagine having to haul that onto the Mcgills. Bottles a-clanking.
Eta- the whiskey obviously is for Deek to get pissed enough to shag him.
I’d like him to explain himself. As in, it’d be handy if he could translate this pile of gibberish into English.
Mario is hard of English, soft of heid. Factual.
Mario is hard of English, soft of heid. Factual.
If that app isn’t that deep why is absolutely everything you do for that app?!
They be fae him hen
Sorry quine but I've lived up in Aberdeenshire long enough to know all the jokes@Freefalling Here min leave the Aberdonians alone
I’m the “OG Grinch” #factual and am not intae Crissmas at all, it’s no fur me. I always make a donation to charity for the amount I would have spent on cards and presents. Our Martin could do the same if he wasn’t such an insta obsessed cretin. What “designer” gear will he get from his brother this year? A Beirutling watch?
I'd love to think we know eachother
I wonder who the lucky recipients of the Quality Street will be after he DEMANDED someone else buy him a £350 advent calendar…
And you do care, because as always you bring things like this up. If it is because of Tattle, then it's good to know we live rent free in your head 
Grow up because it's weird what you do at your age
Grow up because it's weird what you do at your age
Wow he has some sort of problem. He's just had a lovely day out Christmas shopping and is now writing bitter posts on Instagram. What a strange little man. Needs his head testing. Just goes to show he isn't secure and happy otherwise he wouldn't have to keep doing posts like that.
Aye wae a rohypnol chaser so ayeImagine having to haul that onto the Mcgills. Bottles a-clanking.
Eta- the whiskey obviously is for Deek to get pissed enough to shag him.
Its not a flex that you went out and bought a few cheap gift sets, couple of tubs of sweets and a crappy bottle of booze with zero thought process.
If he loved Christmas that much he would take him time to look for well thought out gifts not make it sound like a chore he hated doing.
If he loved Christmas that much he would take him time to look for well thought out gifts not make it sound like a chore he hated doing.
Look how he’s placed it all in front of the mirror so it looks like more boxes and bags than there actually isImagine having to haul that onto the Mcgills. Bottles a-clanking.
Eta- the whiskey obviously is for Deek to get pissed enough to shag him.
I nearly had a stroke trying to read this, then discovered I could read the words but didn't unnerstaun them, it's incoherent gibberish. Mibbe its fun deeks stash and it's aff it's face. Fckn bawheid also.
What does that first sentence mean? hus he been tae see Lorna again because it sounds like the kind of self centred tit she spouts.
We play smarter on this app??? Ma heids scrambled trying tae make sense of it also
Im feeling ma peak of age after reading this and nae debates
Just when I think he canny get any worse, he does and so forth
Tonsa love on this day of Sat lovelies
No shopping bags from Jo Molane, Chanel, Dior or Frasers? Oh silly me, not a chance the petty cash or clear pay would be used on anyone else in a thoughtful way. £5 hooker shoes IYKYK.
She is obsessed with being “the first” first to complete Christmas shopping, first to do a candy theme Christmas, first to have the decorations up. Nobody actually cares, most are too busy out there enjoying themselves in the real world not through an app. Sad sack!
She is obsessed with being “the first” first to complete Christmas shopping, first to do a candy theme Christmas, first to have the decorations up. Nobody actually cares, most are too busy out there enjoying themselves in the real world not through an app. Sad sack!
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