Like his wee back door reference. You wish you had a back door hen.
60k = debt he's in.
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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60k = debt he's in.
They may huv been liking some of yer posts tonight ...like Mrs Bird in Paddington I've said my piece
Found him, was half expecting a cleaning account
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Hen's, I'm oooot.They may huv been liking some of yer posts tonight ...like Mrs Bird in Paddington I've said my piece
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Clutching ma beak at you rotten trolls tonight, Maz's heid will burl off his shoulders after seeing Didums ex on here! Be like a scene fae the exorcist 
Why lie, 9 years, duck off and stop with your mince talk, he wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on the bahookie. Not only English lessons he's needing, he needs maths too, 2+2 is not 22 Madza
Plus if its only a piece of paper, get along to any registry office, its only a few quid. He talks that much shite, no wonder he needs the extra strong toothpaste to dilute the honk of bullshit.
Not a brain in his bastard box
Why lie, 9 years, duck off and stop with your mince talk, he wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on the bahookie. Not only English lessons he's needing, he needs maths too, 2+2 is not 22 Madza
Plus if its only a piece of paper, get along to any registry office, its only a few quid. He talks that much shite, no wonder he needs the extra strong toothpaste to dilute the honk of bullshit.
Not a brain in his bastard box
If he thinks it's just a piece of paper, why get engaged?
Just don't bother and be partners.
Ah'm begining tae think yer Martin noo
Its all for show, he loves bragging and thinking he's the star turn. Most likely got engaged to show off on insta, I mean who wouldn't want an Argos engagement ring?If he thinks it's just a piece of paper, why get engaged?
Just don't bother and be partners.
If I'm Martin, I'm one sadistic duck, my posts are relatively horrific about the wee fat witch, with a tuna purse and so forth. XAh'm begining tae think yer Martin noo
Why does this bawbag always lie like duck, he posted on 20th September 2019 that it was their 4 year anniversary, he is fucked in the head. Mazda hen 
you are a lying smelly bleep, so aye.
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That 'content' to be recored is his xmas shite that he asked who wanted to see and where he got it... He is regretting that now so kidding on he's so ill he can reframe from recroding it.
Too much tat to go through and he has forgot majority of places he bought it. Sooo ayyye nae content ma loveliees
This post is all me, myself and I!Why does this bawbag always lie like duck, he posted on 20th September 2019 that it was their 4 year anniversary, he is fucked in the head. Mazda hen
He's been with Deed Deek 9 years? When was Marion a bridesmaid? Did I miss this?? Should it not b always the best man? Aww forgot billy nae mates.Love the bit at the bottom saying it's just a piece of paper. You have to say that Maz, because your chances of getting married is like me being a virgin again
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Back in ma ain lane I go tons love Always
After Christmas last year didn’t make hundreds of stories about he was sick of Christmas and Halloween (which you would be if you start months before they’re due) and that he wasn’t going to do again. He wasn’t going to decorate his home this time just for Insta. More hassle than it was worth, he didn’t enjoy it, blah blah blah!
And here we are in September with full on Halloween and more Christmas baubles being wedged somewhere in the bedroom.
And here we are in September with full on Halloween and more Christmas baubles being wedged somewhere in the bedroom.
He did have influencer in his bio. Not sure if that’s a piss take at MarionThey may huv been liking some of yer posts tonight ...like Mrs Bird in Paddington I've said my piece
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Same here hen! Ma cat’s love me too, I definitely no Martin! And I am quite shy, posted a few time’s but mostly I actually have a life unlike Martin
Is the snake on this app someone with a name like his nickname???
Oh my god, I really hope none of you hens think I’m Martin 
my name is 5 letters followed by two numbers. I genuinely love this thread because you all make me laugh so much. Maybe I should take a break from it. I suffer (genuine anxiety) and can’t cope with people thinking I’m him. Absolutely bleeping not I can assure you!!
my name is 5 letters followed by two numbers. I genuinely love this thread because you all make me laugh so much. Maybe I should take a break from it. I suffer (genuine anxiety) and can’t cope with people thinking I’m him. Absolutely bleeping not I can assure you!!
Not you lovelie. It's six letters and two numbers.Oh my god, I really hope none of you hens think I’m Martin
I think I will leave it now, hadn't realised it was going to affect people's health, so sorry
Whit Marion actually means is that he started stalking wee Deek 9 year ago. He’s probably got mair doctored photies ah him and Deek than aw ah us oan this thread.
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