He’s trying to beat sho aye Shammi in the biggest bed, smallest room competition. #IYKYKThe bulbs still make me laughI prefer the old bed, at least that didn’t take up 90% of the room so aye, nae debates on ma page hens
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Ffs hen, have you been eating beige food oot there. Tonsa love
Ah think you need tae test his knowledge first ma lovely.
What season comes after autumn?
What is the only colour food Marion will eat?
Which chewed off body part can be foond in the communal staircase?
And so forth.
Otherwise we'll all be answering his questions, and this app isnae oor joab.
Tons blessings
Erm... the wee answer is a wax melt isn't it? To all those. Spine bright hen!Ah think you need tae test his knowledge first ma lovely.
What season comes after autumn?
What is the only colour food Marion will eat?
Which chewed off body part can be foond in the communal staircase?
And so forth.
Otherwise we'll all be answering his questions, and this app isnae oor joab.
Tons blessings
The bulbs above his bed remind me of the hairdryers in salons that they put your whole heed in
Mario, with the multiple candles, wax melts, diffusers and spray air fresheners, you're helping to kill that poor cat off.
Feel guilty?. Nah l didn't think so, you self centred prick
Feel guilty?. Nah l didn't think so, you self centred prick
Core of happiness? 
What a load of shite, that cat hates him!
Oan yersel Rayn and scratch the new beige breezeblock to bits. All us tattlers are chanting you on fae the rooftops. Keep you power
What a load of shite, that cat hates him! Oan yersel Rayn and scratch the new beige breezeblock to bits. All us tattlers are chanting you on fae the rooftops. Keep you power
Course wee baby gurul Rayne is the core of your happiness - that’s why she’s got no toys, no scratching posts, is fumed out oan aw your wax melts and looks like she’s about to scratch your face off on every pic you post of her. A cat couldn’t hate someone more if they tried. Marion you’re a loser at everything, even being a cat owner.
Morning ma lovelies oan this wummin's day. I'm chanting Marion fae the rooftoaps as my wummin inspiration. Marie Curie, who?? She didni huv a blue tick #soaye
Mario Curie will be oan that app that isnae his joab chanting his wee lassies oan fae the rooftops. Giving a special mention tae oor Soph, Greedy & Solomon's deed looking sister
Why is he thinking about the cat dying already? I swear it’s only about 6 years old? A normal cat would have at least another good 10 years. Although I guess this one is poisoned daily and has no mental stimulation
I’m a wee bit disappointed in our I Marion this day of dawn.
Firstly, he hasn’t told us what day of the week it is and I’m confused.
Second, and more important, he hasn’t acknowledged International Women’s Day. I had hoped for a wee montage of him in his Pat Butcher blouse putting on his out of date makeup. I’m greetin’ Tattlers. #grwm (get ready with Marion).
Everyone posting inspirational quotes and thanks for international women’s day. Mario posts Flash this is unreal. You’re unreal you thick fucktard
He's posted 
Who’s Allie?
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Has he ever posted more than three words and has every one spelled correctly? I won’t even ask about grammar.
Edited: for spelling! Oh the shame.
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Has he ever posted more than three words and has every one spelled correctly? I won’t even ask about grammar.
Edited: for spelling! Oh the shame.
Who the fucks Allie? Another one of Deeks long lost lovers? It’s ally you stupid bleep.
That’s me out then
He's such a bleeping walloper.
Stand front & centre for you.
Well not you, or me.
We must be in the 90% and so forth.
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