The fat cows even got the excuse tae be eating BREADSTICKS!! Dae you want anymore carbs way your carbs hen?? Deek will be rolling you aff the bed soon days Mazda!!
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God, he's such a cocky, self absorbed ugly bastard!
That breadstick needs tae be shoved where the sun doesnae shine, so aye! 
He's definitely getting worse. I can swear like the next person, but there's a time and a place, and social media isn't one of them.
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Ugh he's one horrible looking little scroat
Iv just realised what he’s doing, he’s obviously been looking at what content is doing really well on social media lately. The pan hack, ASMR cleans etc seeing the 10s of thousands of likes on that type of content is obviously winding him up and he thinks he’s being a smug, funny little goblin.
The reality is that he’s a very sad little man, approaching 40, nothing to show for himself, would still be living in his aunts box room if it wasn’t for Dereks bedsit. He’s recently met all the queen huns who have made hundreds of thousands of pounds, some of them now millionaires and he’s being bitter because he knows he F-d up every opportunity and it’s all totally his fault.
I bet his family and friends are so disappointed and embarrassed by him.
I’m Taking screenshots of the smug bastard so next time he’s on a downer we can remind him that he totally deserves it!
The reality is that he’s a very sad little man, approaching 40, nothing to show for himself, would still be living in his aunts box room if it wasn’t for Dereks bedsit. He’s recently met all the queen huns who have made hundreds of thousands of pounds, some of them now millionaires and he’s being bitter because he knows he F-d up every opportunity and it’s all totally his fault.
I bet his family and friends are so disappointed and embarrassed by him.
I’m Taking screenshots of the smug bastard so next time he’s on a downer we can remind him that he totally deserves it!
Christ almighty, ah wish ma Kerry Katonas didnae wurk, ah'm phoning crime watch, there's been an assault oan ma eyes!
Nae sleep fur auld Madge the night, thanks tae Freddy Krueger oaf Beirut.
Nae sleep fur auld Madge the night, thanks tae Freddy Krueger oaf Beirut.
Totally spot on!. He has to be so jealous of what they have. And when he keeps repeating that he's happy in his cosy flat I'd call him a liar to his face, because no one in their right mind would want to stay in that horrible block of flats.
The size of his nose
Under the right eye at nose, looks like he's got the Botox bunny lines. Someone mentioned them in Jodie Marsh thread recently, as a tell tale sign of Botox. When he got his 0.000005ml of lip filler didn't he say he didn't get/need Botox cos he looked after his skin?
Whys he got a bollock on the end of his nose
He talked aboot the Whitney musical aka The Bodyguard on Jan 18th, so the stupid fooker could have bought some tickets then.
Mario just book into the Crowne agin if ya want a bath.
Mario just book into the Crowne agin if ya want a bath.
#treatit tae a new thread so aye! I've been catching up and pure howling at @hopethishelpsallthebest bespoke artwork.
I, Marion is still a moaning bastard and I think he's been having a wee read of tattle with his magnifying glass. Mentioned petty cash and that bath we jokingly said he would buy.
I, Marion is still a moaning bastard and I think he's been having a wee read of tattle with his magnifying glass. Mentioned petty cash and that bath we jokingly said he would buy.
Check out the white hairs creeping through the stubble. He can keep telling himself he is happy in his cosy,mold, bland, beige, neutral coloured shed with the concrete sofa he might just believe it we know it's no true. He's never had a house nor probably ever will. Name one person that hated their house so moved back into a flat.. I'll wait.Totally spot on!. He has to be so jealous of what they have. And when he keeps repeating that he's happy in his cosy flat I'd call him a liar to his face, because no one in their right mind would want to stay in that horrible block of flats.
The size of his nose
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Mario, happy?!. Is he shite. He'll always be a miserable, whiney little scroat . But you keep telling yourself that, because no one has told you in a message 
Christ ah've jist noticed the joabby
Not even a filter and dim lighting can disguise them filthy greasy pores
Christ Almighty he's up and down like a yo-yo.
One min he's moaning about work, the weather, well anything really.
Then he's ogling the men on TikTok possibly while Deek is smoking a special rizla on the sofa next to him.
Then he's living life. Treating himself nearly every day but I bet he is secretly in debt. Living pay packet to pay packet.
If he is not an influencer then he needs to stop trying to compete.
One min he's moaning about work, the weather, well anything really.
Then he's ogling the men on TikTok possibly while Deek is smoking a special rizla on the sofa next to him.
Then he's living life. Treating himself nearly every day but I bet he is secretly in debt. Living pay packet to pay packet.
If he is not an influencer then he needs to stop trying to compete.
I watched this story 3 times and could not figure out what he was saying. I didn’t know but I read your post on this app that isnae ya joab and I got to know. Could have listened to it 20 times and would never have got pan lid
Thanks doll 
I thought that in one of the pics when he was with all the "lassies" but then that filter the other night I said failed and was showing all his forehead wrinkles made me change my mind. Edited to add this photoUnder the right eye at nose, looks like he's got the Botox bunny lines. Someone mentioned them in Jodie Marsh thread recently, as a tell tale sign of Botox. When he got his 0.000005ml of lip filler didn't he say he didn't get/need Botox cos he looked after his skin?
'What happened to cleaning with a cloth and soapy water? It does the same bleeping job'
Says the stupid fat slut who bought Ozmo fridge cleaner,. One of which comes with a hazard warning for skin and eye irritation. When he could just use hot soapy water or a steam cleaner...
Says the stupid fat slut who bought Ozmo fridge cleaner,. One of which comes with a hazard warning for skin and eye irritation. When he could just use hot soapy water or a steam cleaner...
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