He’s such a fanny. “Ah luv a deesent spunj” then admits to buying cheap Tesco ones 
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Good lord
That's Derek given his birthday month orders. Classy. Ooh the cardie though, it's as rank as the hoosecoat. 
Where can i purchase tickets my lovely, sorry, bit of a thicko here! had a wee look and couldn't see.
Its actually in the colour Rangers, so back in your own lane you go henomg every time I see this it makes me piss myself, look at the massive wallopper, look at his 37 balloons in the background too, poor deek had to put up with curled up grotty sandwiches on a crappy plywood stand and a kids balloon arch in the colour Celtic or whatever team he supports
He is such a reptile. Why all the laughing emojis. he's just soo funny
That Chucky knit looks exact same as his hoosejakit 
The Perfume Shop doesn’t do Klarna .. pass it on
Mario frequents in M&S.. pass it on!
Mario frequents in M&S.. pass it on!
Oh ffs a bran noo Goonie
I know most things are unisex these days but my granny wouldn’t be seen deed in that thing and is that perfume not an expensive ladies scent?
*waves strangler fingers in the mirror at you lovlies*
I know most things are unisex these days but my granny wouldn’t be seen deed in that thing and is that perfume not an expensive ladies scent?
*waves strangler fingers in the mirror at you lovlies*
Swipe up to save 20% so a bargaintastic saving of 30p off the wipes and 40p off the silver sponge......but then Chuck on the £3.99 postage!!!
This influencer swipe up savings bullshit really pees me off.
This influencer swipe up savings bullshit really pees me off.
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Even I wouldn’t wear that.
And I love a cardie.
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Mario's got a stinky winky pass it on...
Why the duck does he insist on waving into that mirror in the dinky hallway likes he’s waving to a sell out arena crowd?!
Get in the bin Marion.
Get in the bin Marion.
HE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT!!!!
Not he knew the assignment!!!
He tries to use the current phrases and fails every bleeping time!!!
@Tinkerbell cat https://winterwonderland.seetickets.com - on presale hen so get them before general sale the morra!
Not he knew the assignment!!!
He tries to use the current phrases and fails every bleeping time!!!
@Tinkerbell cat https://winterwonderland.seetickets.com - on presale hen so get them before general sale the morra!
He’s the world’s worst at advertising! He never shows how to use anything, never gives a video demo, a real review, nothing. And then shows you where to get the same thing cheaper. What a bleeping fanny. 
Mmmm love the smell of care homes.
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I don't know what that Baccarat Rouge smells like, but I've got to wonder if he'd be as obsessed if it was 50 quid a bottle. Think he's more attracted to the aspirational price tag somehow and no surprise he went for the "doop".
If I was Dezza, I'd get it for him. Then I'd cancel the Dakota and all other plans cos, straight from the horse's mouth, the perfume is all he wants
If I was Dezza, I'd get it for him. Then I'd cancel the Dakota and all other plans cos, straight from the horse's mouth, the perfume is all he wants
He's got brass neck posting that about the aftershave. I just hope there's no sucker out there that gets it for him.
And what the very f**k is that Cardi?!
And what the very f**k is that Cardi?!
This tragic 37 year old man is a such sad, sad bastard. I recognised the name of the aftershave he posted because I knew I’d seen people talking about it but couldn’t remember where I’d heard it. I searched it online and this came up. The pathetic wee tadger has saw it on Love Island and is now pretending he has been after it for ages. Does he never get tired of constantly trying to keep with every trend?
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