Katie Price 33 Wiki

* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
* Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* # Ouch!!
* "Iss me Mentawl 'Elf innit!"
* Cwissmiss iss Curmin an' Der Skank is getting FAT! -
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
*"Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!!
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Live
* The Christmas Grift Has Begun, Woo Hoo! -
* More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
* Podcast Garbage
* Getting at the Exes -
* The Dodgy SW aka Skank's Mole - Haylers law
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Trampy Towers aka The Shitty Shack -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Those Poor Kids and Crooly Mum-Shamed -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her

Spot the Drag-Act

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
7.12.23 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-spills-out-lingerie-31615855

Moosic, Christmas Songs, Odd Odes etc -
"Jail bells ring, are you listening?
All around, doors are closing
A wonderful sight, for Krusties tonight
Skanky’s in a Winter Nightmare Land "

Ding Dong the witch is dead, the Skanky Bitch is fucking Dead Woo hoo!

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
and can’t afford anywhere to go
Give me blow give me snow give me blow........................

Heres one for the New Year's Eve Knees-up chez skank -
When you put false Phil in and false Grant out,
In out in out shake your bbl all about
You do the cunty cokey and turn around
And that’s what it’s all about
Whoa kate’s a cunty cokey
Whoa Kate’s a cunty cokey
Whoa Kate’s a cunty cokey
Knees bent strap on on ra ra ra

Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
5.12.23 - Since its all ON again for the umpteenth time, heres a small reminder of the lovely guy skanky keeps around her children
https://youtu.be/X9F3zm7pE-E SB is no-ones Knight in shining armour ... he is just a twat in tinfoil
8.12.23 - The Sun are sticking the knife in now
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24985124/katie-price-peter-andre-carl-woods-men-vip-lifestyle/
11.12.23 - So snarly carly posts a picture of himself in a lift trying to look like a mean moody and mysterious hard man,, but actually what you get is a filtered to fuck, lift lurking, wanking, fat, ugly, enabling, complicit, fame hungry, freebie holiday loving tosser that's using skank as a cover for his dodgy dealings and deliveries. https://tattle.life/attachments/2623547/
Its quite sad because you can actually see where he has photoshopped his face to hell-and-back

Clan Grifter Gossip -
8.12.23 - so it appears AFP and PFP are moving into the Shitty Shack for a while, living on the driveway in their motorhome until their Noo Palatial Abode is ready - what fun for all concerned! Can you picture AFP the enabler and Mr PFP having to kiss sink boys arse after all the trashing they both did to him (her especially), the 2yrs of ignoring him and not letting him in their home or any family gatherings, the side eye looks, the under the breath comments ? WOW it must be comedy gold at the Shitty Shack!! Bet you can cut the atmosphere in Pricey Towers with a knife, yet one can also imagine skank having digs at SB constantly with an eager audience all the while AFP and Mr PP are living there, her knowing he can't have a pop back with the old shrew AFP keeping one of her beady eyes on him 24/7. You'll also notice Edna hasn't been over yet which is probably because thats going to be a reunion worth watching after SB threw 'Arry under the bus for doing drugs with skank. One might wonder if SB will be permitted to eat Christmas Dinner with Clan Grifter this year or if he'll be sent out to the shed? Maybe he'll slope-off to Daddy's place to hide the fact he was'nt welcome at the Clan Grifter Company Do?

Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! -
Taken from that magnificent tome, AFP's Book of Lies. This concerns skank going on one of her numerous rehabs at 'Otel Pwiowy visiting Dr.Ugsand Booze yet again. So it appears it even" knocks" doctors, orspitawls and clinics for their fees too - quelle surprise!

# Ouch!! -
8.11.23 - what an epic comment on it's Twat Tok Bog-Roll flogging scheme

"Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
16.12.23 - Oh here we go again with a spot of "Poor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE an' me Mentawl 'Elf an' dem barstids at ITV agen!!"
I was going through a breakdown on Loose Women says Katie Price - but insists ITV ‘never knew’ | The Sun
Funny how the Loose Wimmin all see this very differently though nor does it explain why ITV will have nothing whatsoever to do with the thing any longer. Skank is persona non-grata at ITV HQ these days so no IACGMOH return for you skanky no matter how many hints you drop, furthermore trying to make-out in this rubbish that its "Her Choice" to NOT return to Loose Wimmin shows thats its well-aware that there will be no comeback even on that dreadful programme!

Cwissmiss iss Curmin an' Der Skank is getting FAT! -
Just a little reminder of what is surely to come as the festive season approaches
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/336652/friends-fear-for-katie-price-following-night-of-boozy-antics-as-she-vows-to-go-Sober-after-baring-boobs-at-christmas-party/ Gotta love how the skank denies everything vehemently about this disgraceful exhibition even though it was confirmed by a lot of other people who witnessed it unfold (and the skank unravel)
The naffest tree on the planet - Grifted of course
9.12.23 - here it is in Grinch Mode moaning about the cost of kid's advent calendars which is pretty ironic considering it has been flogging wildly expensive advent calendars on it's Twat Tok to the braindeads. Also bear in mind how it got the right hump when Princess was given a PLT one that costs hundreds of £s which undoubtedly meant it sent somebody out to buy MEEEEEEE one!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24993276/katie-price-mum-shamed-kids-advent-calendars/
Taken from FB
12.12.23 - and out with this hilarious image from last year
15.12.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25056126/katie-price-reveals-christmas-rule-kids-turkey-dinner/ It also "revealed" that nobody actually eats her Christmas Dinners, which incidentally NOBODY can do from scratch in 90 minutes unless its all pre-prepped, ready-cooked stuff.
16.12.23 - Look at the BANKRUPT showing off it's Christmas goodies! Bankrupt Katie Price reveals heartbreaking reason she's spending Christmas apart from her family | The Sun

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"-
6.12.23 - Strangely it thinks it stands a chance of getting a gig on this but she ain't got a snowball-in-hell's chance because its ITV and they've had with ya skanky,, proof being their current campaign against Lift Arsfettiks using the video of Foghorn Gob screeching through it's recent tweetmint of arse-jabbing! You got NO CHANCE skanky!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/breaking-celebrity-big-brothers-return-31613497

Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Live -
7.12.23 - Back again with some more rubbish -
* Short hair, new extensions in tomorrow
* AFP and PFP are there again - SB on the sofa with a poorly Sid. So SB back in the fold with the Coven.
* Jett is poorly too. He obviously isn't catching all these illnesses from school is he?
* Grandly announces that she doesn’t wear bras because she’s just lucky that her boobs stay up Funny how it always "wears a bra" when doing it's Seksi Stuff for Ownli Grans though - could that be because it doesn't have any raspberries??
* Constantly banging-on about Her Hair! FFS for the most part its not even HER OWN HAIR is it???
* She's saying that she hates her hair even though her fan is saying they prefer it. (I assume she thinks that her fan thinks it her real hair) and now she's telling everyone she's getting extensions tomorrow.)
* She's absolutely full of bullshit tonight - all her asides from 'selling clobber'are basically just more LIES
*She’s going to do a massive party next year, red carpet, with celebs and fans, 90s theme…(and no guests LOL)
* How is she going to get through panto without vaping when its sat here puffing like Thomas the Tank Engine?
* Its just admitted its not even started to learn her lines for this panto rubbish - that bodes well doesn't it??
* And this LIE being wheeled out again "Junior is out and about, Princess is revising at her dad’s tonight, Jett on the sofa and Bunny upstairs having a bath and getting ready for bed........................."
*Begging for a vape from Jeyda, as on her last one - she’s trying to give up
*She is trying not to bite at the negative comments tonight.
* Bunny now on TT and reading comments. (Not in the bath then?)
* The hair again - She’s had a ‘kerastone’ hair treatment
* Oh yeah,, add this to The List - it might be colourblind too so just put it on the list of labels and/or excuses.
* Those poor dogs are sounding so distressed in the background
* So it'll be flogging stuff from the hairdressers tomorrow on live, I’m sure they will be pleased, also said she hopes to flog her rubbish to their customers. So those customers who go to have a relaxing time, probably paying a lot of money to have their hair done will have to listen to her foghorn voice for hours then have JYY crap & other junk thrust under their noses.
* Bunty is doing her servitude making Mummy drinks now
* Some random bloke just said Bunny's on YouTube
* Pretty sure Bunty’s just said "When am I getting my highlights done again - they’ve kind of faded" Skank said "I dunno....." but then having thought about it skank back-tracks saying "She hasn’t had highlights - she’s been asking for them!" Its saying Junior had highlights at 3 though!!!
*Bunny saying it’s up to her what she has done with her hair!
* Commenter said skank shouldn’t allow Bunty to be disrepectful then Bunty shouts back "I’m trying to control my life mate so shut up !" Do not lose sight of the fact this child is NINE YEARS OLD FGS
* Skank finished with a close up of her face which she has just had waxed all over She doesn't get spots apparently, she's just got really good skin & it's not the filter!! How does she explain the lined, leathery, lumpy, herpes riddled face we see in the wild then?
and its back again!
*Says her brother is there with her and we’ve just missed her mum and dad - has she got Hardman Dan there for when F4J turn up to serve her notice at 4pm?
*How the mighty hath fallen eh? Flogging packs of 60 bog rolls, although it has to be said that she could use this lot in less than a week clearing up dogshit & piss all over the floors at the Shitty Shack - thats IF she actually cleared it all up of course. The dogs have actually pissed on the things where they were dumped on the floor!!!
*It's now put giant ears on and said 'The Price - her whole career has ended selling Loo Rolls' ....'At least I can laugh at myself, what has my life come to?' The Bog Roll Entrepeneur
* Earlier in the Twat Tok it was talking about things she has coming up work wise and what she has been up to. She said she had been filming a show with C4 for a while and also that she has been filming for her Yew Chewb channel. (All on her phone no doubt), then it said "Oh and panto......"- as if she forgot it! Thats a bit odd as you would think it would be at the front of its thoughts what with moving away for a month, leaving the children, not seeing H nor P&J who "Live wiv MEEEEEEEEE", not to mention all the hassle of 3 shows a day on some days. Its looking increasingly like the predictions will come true in that she actually has no intention whatsoever of going to do these pantos at all or will bunk-off after one or two shows! I hope they didn't pay the thing up-front
"Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVAA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO" So Peter celebrated his 30 years in showbiz so guess who is touting it about thats she's having an "Even Better Do" than he did? Yep the Party Grift has begun folks but you know its gonna be "Amaaaazin!" with all these Z Listers queuing for an invitation to worship the vainglorious skankmonster! Oh and skank doing some recruiting of course
* The very idea of a 30th anniversary party idea was hilarious, a big celebration of her life because everyone who is ANYTHING is coming woo hoo!! Who’d that be then, Darth Jeyda, Jessica Alves, Chloe Ferry, Edam (although that BFF didn’t go very far did it) and that woman from the Mykonos photoshoot walking around in a bikini looking as if she's totally formed from recycled plastic? Dim Lynne will still be there naturally, looking miserable as sin as if her house had been repossessed when she found out you can’t pay your bills with what Skank pays her - IF she pays her!
* Its pretty much a certainty she’ll be grifting the venue then & everything else alongside for the sheer privilege of providing towards this world-shattering event, one that will definately feature a special exploitation of H being wheeled-in for a guest appearance, Junior singing a duet with his belovéd mum (that’s if he’s not ‘Out') & then theres Princess being her mini-me but looking nothing like her. Along with that we have SB dancing with AFP as they are besties now & Edna in the corner scowling because she's still not ok with Sink Boy but doing as commanded as usual. Oh and OKrap or 'Ello! magazine paying her a vast fortune for all the fabulous photos What an absolute crock of She is so deluded because she fails to realise no one wants to celebrate anything with this has-been, raddled old thing that used to do smutty foters, and in any case according to a bit of fact checking the thing has been doing Pointy-Toe for 28 years and not thirty, however IF it is 30 years that means she was UNDERAGE when AFP pimped her out to all the randy old photographers of the South Coast with their Box Brownie cameras and dirty raincoats
7.12.23 - Tonight's Twat Tok - Oh wow.... this 30 year career party is really on her mind. She's inviting everyone, like all her "celebrity pals" and she's going to give some of her TT fans a ticket as well.... I wonder if that's like the invitation to the punter on TT that she said could come and be on one of her Lives...?!!!
13.12.23 - Back on Twat Tok soon flogging Barf Bums, a tenner a box; The packaging is worth more than the rubbish inside
(27) Katie Price #338 blocked chimley she's on the beg, give J&B back to their dad instead! | Page 47 | Tattle Life
14.12.23 - the Parti gets another mention of this week's crapcast. Reminders to potential grift victims to get ready to PROVIDE!
17.12.23 - desperate for cash it seems - the thing is back on Twat Tok this morning after it's panto debut yesterday! Its ridiculous she’s going to continue doing TT every morning, nevertheless the the kids are with her. She looks and sounds f*cked. Dim Lynne must have brought the kids up & Darth Jeyda is with her in fact the skank looks really bloated. It doesn’t look well at all. There no way she can do TT, 2-3 performances some days because her voice is going, she’s already clearly exhausted and she looks terrible.
* It seems Now H is coming up midweek
* Now coughing her guts up, she’s sick and running a schedule anyone under 30 would find tough -how she can carry on with this Panto looking the state of her here ?
* Says she CAN remember her script, so there! That video footage earlier proves otherwise skanky because you couldn’t remember nor perform the dance routines…
* Someone just asked why Sinky wasn’t at the opening night, she said “Who’s that?” then she had a pop at Tattle, saying “They are awful” Proof she reads here though
* Says she was knackered after yesterday's performances but feeling "refreshed" today. She doesn't look refreshed...she looks and sounds like she's been dug up!
* And all in front of an audience of 292, mostly made up of Tattlers!
* Out with this one again - Having a big 30th celebration party, red carpet etc, how it’s her 28th year in the business (not the 30th as it wwas previously announcing)
* Inviting random people off Twat Tok
*Off to the panto now for a 1pm show and a 5pm show. Might come back on TT later today but might not as might get a blowdry. Why does she even say she might be back on when everyone including herself knows she’ll be getting a blowdry ?
18.12.23 - Jeyda is determined to run her into the ground though. Skank was already knackered after two Panto performances yesterday but on her days off Jeyda is planning to make her sell crap for hours on end to get her money's worth outta the thing! It’s quite funny really, Jeyda is really treating her like just like she treats everybvody else she’s gonna royally f*ck her right up at this rate
18.12.3 - here we go, its Live again!
* It sounds even worse than usual today - Her voice was knackered pre panto, now saying it is bad from having to shout her lines. (Why shout? She had a Mic on!)
* It says its managed to crowbar a bit of "A Howelll Noo Wurrrlllddd" in the panto. How nice.................
* Both Jett and Bunny there today. So has Bunty has been withdrawn early from school too - no surprise is it?
* Why is she selling this garbage when she doesn't have a clue about how things work or how much they are selling for? No idea whatsoever!
* It's chucking the tablet its trying to flog on the floor to prove it doesn't break then Bunty also has a go at chucking the tablet about. Since these things are apparently indestructible maybe she'd better buy Harvey a couple since he smashes them every week or so?
*Now it’s just proudly announced Harvey is 6feet 2 tall and weighs 28 stone.! This gives him a BMI of over 50- not good surely??? She then said "Aaww how cute!" How is that cute or anything to be proud of eh? Fucking useless excuse for a mother.
*Selling tat is what it does so badly though. "Bunny bring the mini printer innnnnn........................... It’s not working “ Genius selling skills Wonder how many brain deads will be buying one regardless?
* Glugging & slurping away on a hot chocolate right in front of the camera with all the accompanying gulping noises plus Teef & tongue slapping away. Then it wiped its face then started gulping down “ a McDonald’s coke” straight afterwards. If those were it's own Teef it would be in agony but it must be badly dehydrated …. And in need of lots of sugar.
* Just contradicted herself again. Now she "doesn't have a cold", but she did earlier!
* Promising (ie LYING) that people they will get the stuff they've ordered before Christmas, but now the printer is taking longer for delivery, so they may not get it before Christmas. She is the most shit salesperson in the world.
*Those kids are just her slaves, "Pass me this........... do this................... do you want to help clear up Jett?"
* SB is there now, can hear him.
* Grift alert!! On the beg for her lashes to be done.
* It's having a good old scratch of her nether regions on screen. # no shame
*Scratching it's arse again whilst ordering Bunty about
* Flogging toys Del-Boy style now, one a doll, oh and getting the prices Wrong as usual
* Just said she doesn't care if HMRC are watching, she has "Nothing to hide......" Really?
* Kids are doing the washing up and Bunny has been scrubbing something. Ah thats why! They are slaving in order to earn a trip to the Winter Wonderland and the ice-rink!!!!
* "I never had a problem with my BBL.................. Ellie is soooo good!". Ask the woman who nearly died then eh skank?
* Still vaping live on air. So much for Twat Tok putting a stop to it
* Just told Bunny to put her dirty clothes in the machine after she's tidied up, and Jetts. Bunny just said "Do I have to clean the floor?" Skank doesn’t think there is a broom. SB said Jett needs a shower! This sounds like the Cinderella story all over again with Skank being both ugly sisters rolled into one! Those children are nothing but slaves! When is the the last time that lazy trollop did any housework? As for SB - why doesn't he lift a finger to help instead of barking on live TT that Jett needs a shower! How embarrassing for Jett!! They're just a couple of soul less, brain dead coke heads.
*Nauseating to see the thing continually putting her hands down her foof and scratching. And she keeps wiping her snotty nose on her sleeve.
* Been filming for 7 months for C4. Back on tv next year . Frankly I don't think she realises that "filming" herself on her phone in the vain hope ANYBODY will buy the footage actually counts for much. Deluded
* Just muttered something about "I'll have to see what Bunny ordered". (Looking close up at the screen) So the girl still has free rein with skanky's bank cards then?
She's not going to try to blame Bunty at the Bankruptcy Hearing for all her extravagant purchases, is she? Don't be too surpisied when that one lands
* She said earlier that Harvey was coming up later in the week. I wonder how big that apartment is (and who's paying for it).
*Bunty calls the vapes mummy's "Dummy". She asked Bunty to fetch her pineapple flavoured vape that she had put in the box next to Bunty’s bed. Why do that anyway?

Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!! -
Father’s 4 justice are behind you. Oh no they’re not! Oh yes they are!
You know when they shout SHE'S BEHIND YOU, at a panto? Well the reply will be, I know I can smell her.
11.12.23 -https://www.visitliverpool.com/blog/post/a-guide-to-christmas-pantos-in-liverpool-2023/ Still no signs of it emerging in Liverpool, no mentions from it about arriving - absolutely NOTHING which is strange considering this rubbish is supposed to open on saturday
* And now F4J have dealt it a killer blow right in the fanny - they've magnificently grassed it up stating that it recently FAILED a drugs test with cocaine found in its blood test! So how will this revelation go down with the producers of this "Family Show"? Surely they'll have to sack it instantly with no fees - NUFFINK - just terminate its contract with immediate effect? However I doubt there is single person reading this that EVER believed it was'nt still snorting more often than it washes itself, in fact it would be more surprising if the thing ever tested Negative! Oh dear though, I wonder what poor AFP and Edna will have to say in it's defence - bet its Pete Yew Cunt's Fawlt as usual
* Heres the panto programme :- Act 1 is 60 minutes. Interval is 20 minutes. Act 2 is 50 minutes. Some days she has 3 performances, 6 hours on stage or waiting in the wings. Can you really see the thing carrying this through?
13.12.23 - strangely even though there is no advertising of the currrent panto they're already touting next year's production! Some wag has posted a comment though (101) Katie Price #338 blocked chimley she's on the beg, give J&B back to their dad instead! | Page 41 | Tattle Life And still no news as to whether their Star will be appearing or not in light of the unfolding events
* Skank & SB have surfaced in Liverpool so it appears the thing is going to try to face-off against F4J after all. This will be fun Its brazening it out for the moment but just wait until the choreographer starts telling her what to do and then correcting her clodhopping about or twerking that lard-arse of hers, she will start crying about being bullied, how its affecting her mental health and along with all the stress Kieron is causing her and her worst ever seenBrowkern Trotterz she'll simply have to quit for health reasons. Cue big sniffing and long wiping on sleeve, out with the moon boots and SB carrying her to the car all the while him shouting “SEE THIS IS THE FUCKING FRONT LINE INNIT!. “
* And a comment in the Mirror says that F4J have been buying tickets undercover for these shows which should prove interesting
14.12.23 - Yes here it is at rehearsals trying to impress the Leading Man by doing "Pointy-Toe-Seksi-MEEEEEEEE" at him, although his eyes are firmly on the camera and NOT the skank (34) Katie Price #339 We know when you've been snorting & when you're off your face - you're a disgrace! | Page 5 | Tattle Life As for the way the cunt has draped itself over her co-star - just how desperate does she look? Especially when you consider his gaze was fixed more on the young, attractive lady also in the photo She thinks she looks so sexy and alluring but hold on Skank - those filters aren’t real life! He’s seeing (and smelling) the real KFP with all the warts, lumps, bumps, frilly upper lips, the scar tissue under her nose, the migrating lip filler and the crepey skin around the eyes. I really hope he doesn’t touch her arse cheek, he’ll be wondering why it’s wet .
* Comments are appearing on the other cast member's SMs though - this one saying its a shame the event will be just "Ruined by katie price................" LOL (34) Katie Price #339 We know when you've been snorting & when you're off your face - you're a disgrace! | Page 6 | Tattle Life
* Skank doesn’t even have her own dressing room with a Star on the door! - she’s sharing with the other drag act in the show. Really quite surprised by that because this venue looked quite big, yet our ‘star’ has to share a dressing room! Is she really getting £60k for this thing
*Incidentally, as per this week's crapcast skank is still slating the songs she has got to "sing" at the panto, ie she doesn't know how to sing them! It alleges crossly that the Panto lot gave them to her knowing she could'nt sing them - she calls it an "insult".
15.12.23 - The press have picked this up now. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25059222/katie-price-slams-panto-insulting-songs Here's what it said to Edna on the crapcast in question:-
"Discussing the show's songs with sister Sophie on their The Katie Price podcast, Katie admits she's not a fan of the music.
She explained: "I'm not from the West End, right, and these songs aren't singing, they're more like talking.
"I don't know how to learn it. It's not even the kind of music I would listen to."
Sophie then cracked up as she revealed bosses had told her that they gave Katie songs suitable for her vocal ability.
Katie fumed: "What an insult! 'We've given her songs that we know she can sing'. I think even dad could sing 'em..............these songs ain't singing, they're more like talking."
Yes, Katie. That's what they do for people who are tone-deaf. When are you going to understand that You. Cannot. Sing. AT ALL!
* So we see here that it's going to bin a 60K fee whilst refusing to toe-the-line whilst complaining & screeching that the"songs"are given her to "Suit her voice" - which in fact actually sounds like the Mersey Ferry in a fog-bank! When she was appearing on Loose Women, Colleen pulled her up when it boasted that 'Hanno I Gar Chew' was written & tailored specifically for her when it certainly was NOT! Likewise the panto did not want her squawking out some Whitney choon she thinks she can sing either.
* "Watch me make a fool of myself, forget the lines and just mess up!". How disgustingly disrespectful to the rest of the cast and audience. What is really means is ”Oh I’m going to totally f*ck up the show, can’t be bothered with learning the lines, but it will be a laugh for MEEEEEEEE”, the thing is totally unprofessional & yet here we are - it seems some idiots will still hire her irrespective of what the thing does, accordingly the cast are rallying round her although presumably they have no other option sadly and are stuck with it. The show must go on, but why do people still indulge this completely untalented mess? Our only hope is she is totally & epically awful (as she will surely be) then it’s reported properly about just how diabolical she is, how she's ruined the show for audience and cast alike, to which this fiasco ends her being hired for such things once and for all. Roll on tomorrow with those reviews because they are going to crucify it, although IF we're all proven wrong........ well..... Nah - may as well scrap that thought because it is going to be BAD!)
15.12.23 - when the rest of the media fanny-about after the skank you can rely on the Birmingham Mail to speak der Troof!
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-slams-panto-bosses-28294049
16.12.23 - The Big Day Woo Hoo! - Katie Price #339 We know when you've been snorting & when you're off your face - you're a disgrace! | Page 37 | Tattle Life Now we await the verdict from the media and those who actually paid for tickets - unlike this customer who cancelled theirs when they realised the skank was still going to be present despite the outrage!
Someone forgot to use the "Gawjus Sekssii MEEEEEEEEE" filter Perfect to play The Hag though
17.12.23 - here we go with the grovelling https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/16/katie-price-undergoes-wicked-transformation-maleficent-panto-debut-19985690/ Dunno what they mean about a "transformation" because the thing is already thoroughly EVIL inside-out, plus it looks about the size of the Mersey Ferry!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2634/2634475-cc251c15a904cc84e397b5c4d9a88fb7.mp4 - its waaaaaay behind the rest of the cast in the dance routines because its "following" them - it can't even clap in synch!!! Indeed, it's like she's dancing to a totally different song to everyone else & it sounds like they cut her Mic or at least turned it down. Pity the poor sods near the front though experiencing the full, unfiltered, screeching, stinking mess stomping about waving its arms menacingly So we can conclude that apart from clapping out of time, spinning in the wrong direction and swaying the wrong way (all in the space of this short clip) she did a stirling job! Well deserving of that £60k dontchaknow! Comments about it are coming in too
and this https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25080776/katie-price-pantomime-costume-maleficent/
This will be funny - 11,000 people? FFS Methinks they are Bigging Themselves Up with this little number, ie. they're not in the main arena, they're actually in something called The Auditorium which is a smaller theatre next door. M and S arena seats 11,000. Kind of false advertising really keep saying it's at the arena.
18.12.23 - more nonsense about the ghastly costume. No mention of the thing's dire performance or her One Tiny Eye though
Katie Price #340 Her Beauty isn’t Sleeping, it’s comatose! | Tattle Life
Traumatising disabled children now That child's face says it all!

Podcast Garbage -
7.12.23 - This weeks edition of tedious rubbish and BS from the thing and Edna. This week's pod, recorded on SFP's birthday and after she watched the Grinch with the kids. (the edition called "The Grinch Wot Stole Our Dad". All the kids are still up including Harvey. It shouts it's way through the WHOLE episode
*Starts off by getting kids to shout to Edna Happy birthday and tells someone not to fart.
* Daisy May Cooper is their special guest. They are trying to out do each other with the swearing, it squawks the F word so many times with the kids sat there by the sounds of it the whole way through recording. These rejects are like 2 peas in a pod. Both have ADHD (allegedly) and into the same stuff, both vaping. A pair of hideous gargolyes
* Next theres a bit how DMC and KP/SFP met etc. It was stressful when KP did DMC's pod as she took Harvey with her. They are both 'real' which is good because apparently there are not many "Real people" like them about. which obviously does not include Edna who certainly ain't "Real" They both clicked immediately. Its just the usual utter crap basically
* Skank hardly goes to any awards these days ("I 'ardly go to nuffink), but 'Industry' want her to go to this one on Friday as it is a sensible one then it mentions C4 filming & insists they also wanted her to go. It says its "industry producers" who want her on the table with them although In Troof it'll either be the idiots at that production company or Edna bought her the ticket To Get Her Out There again. FFS what LIES!!!
*SFP says she will be on her best behaviour for 5 minutes, KP says she has 2 glasses of prosecco then she is saying stuff she shouldn't when The Gob goes into overdrive.
* Grandly announces that she has her head back on her shoulders. (That in itself must have been interesting when she has her hair done every day- was she having her bonce delivered then picked up later on??)
* Both these two gargoyles have been through such shit, self destructing, but skank is getting more work now as people have seen a change in her. Yeah righty-ho skank!
*Then it talks about her ADHD - SFP is very protective of her.
* Talks about dressing the same as boyfriends...DMC says it's because of their ADHD. Jumping onto the bandwagoin now SFP thinks she may have some kind of autism
* Talks about partners - how they try to control her and she rebels - they can't change her.
* She's "A good mum".
* SFP & AFP question/grill the new men skank dredges up - they tell them to keep their day jobs so they don't become another Mr Price wanting a blue tick.
* Her "work is exhausting" (she includes TT flogging mega-packs of bog rolls in that)
* Her partners resent her as they say they don't want invites to events and then get pissed off when they don't get an invite, if they do go she says she feels like she can't talk to anyone or they are saying she can't drink.
* She calls it "narcism" (in blokes - not her doing you must understand) Men put her down. yawn......zzzzzzzzzz......
*It says things wrong all the time (words) ie. Pronounces narcissistic as "narstic" and narcissism as "narcism"
*She's now touting to make a docu again about her life on Netflix.
* Her exs had money off her yet she gets slated for her bankruptcy!!.
* Then on to ghosts at the MM, touting to make a ghost programme with DMC, then on to her Talking Candles. SFP has never experienced these ghosts but AFP and PFP are moving in to the MM soon until they move house. That will surely make the Ghost Contingent MOVE OUT immediately
* Talking about sex with ghosts and she talks about "Gargles" (the ficko means gargoyles) Theres the little boy ghost on the top floor so the kids don't go up there without her. (I thought he went into Jett's room, which isn't on top floor - she is just making stuff up now) Ross and Marcello stayed in Junior's room and that was haunted.
*Talks about all the flies in the MM. Nothing to do with all the filth there though
* She used to be able to Google the history of the Shitty Shack online, but it has all disappeared now (So she is capable of using Google)
* DMC says they should train as exorcists, KP jumps in with "For a programme?" As IF skanky!! Everything is for a programme with her because she's really is That Desperate!
* She's wanting to know who would play her in the Netflix programme she thinks is going to be made - would she do it herself? DMC says they should cast an unknown. (Someone like Worzel Gummidge perhaps??)
* Wants to know who would play Amy? KP pipes up "Kwella du Ville or Kaffy Bates", SFP comes along with an NDA form.
* She hates people with camera phones. Pretty rich from this thing that is never more than an inch from her own or shoving it in the kid's faces
* DMC signs off saying something about going to masterbate with the shower head as she hasn't charged her vibrator.
*She's still vaping loads. It must be like being shut in a shed with Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
So there we have it - just the same crass, disgusting pile of steaming shite as usual then really Heres The Sun Crooly Gob-Shaming the thing too www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25011041/katie-price-mum-shamed-over-swearing/
13.12.23 - Another week, so lets see see how badly her podcast is going. It appears the introduction of Daisy May Cooper didn’t help propel her back into the main Top 250 charts, and sadly it actually got worse as she’s plummeting further in the comedy charts - even France and Hungary have had enough. It does have a new entry in Sweden at #177, but that’s probably just a few of her fans popping over to Lapland to take their kids to see Santa. The good news keeps coming for Skank this week…. One wonders if we'll even get an edition this week after all the Twarmers and Dwarmer so far?
14.12.23 - This week's bullshit-fest -
*Must of been recorded on the 6th Dec (Day of GB news and when she got hair done)
* Did JL podcast yesterday. Still sounds croaky, said they are getting cocky doing the podcast now.
* KP still slating the songs she has got to sing at the panto, doesn't know how to sing them. Panto gave them to her knowing she could'nt sing them - she calls it an insult.
*She's been practising her opening line (same as the last pod, repeat)
* Didn't know the name of the arena she is doing panto at.
* Sounded like she was going to be making a film with Daisy
* Back to JL podcast, he's the only one who talks to her like he is interested in HER, she's the only ever 2nd guest to come on again so quick, hers was the best episode of the year, Wants her to come back for a 3rd time to do a 2 hour pod. He too had posters of her on his wall (she's all excited) They talked about her time in the Priory - no one knows how bad it was - SFP cried on the JL pod when she talked about it.
* Her 30th year blah blah blah, a BIG party for celebs (If they turn up for her)
* SFP told her not to smell her her cleavage. KP doesn't smell.
* Been to see Ben the Osteo, he strapped up her foot, it was so comfortable.
* AFP/PFP are in their motorhome on the drive of the MM, AFP wouldn't go in when KP had a cold (yeah right, we all saw she did) * AFP moving in with SFP when KP is away doing panto. They are doing Christmas in Jan, as Daniel is away in Thailand. Want to do a big family Christmas next year, she said 'bagsy' not cooking
* Now on the beg for someone to decorate the Liverpool apartment for Christmas, as she will be busy, she has to work, TT shop, wrap the kids' presents.
* Her tree at the MM, she was too lazy to take the price tags off the baubles!!!!!! Going on about Christmas traditions. (Yawn) *Princess has bought her one Christmas present, she wanted something she could keep.
* She is wearing a bracelet Bunny bought her off Temu, it says on it 'keep fucking going' Classy - and this from a 9 year old?
* Listeners wanted to know her favourite Christmas song, she starts crucifyiing "Last Christmas", then says "No, First Aid", then realised it should be "Band Aid", but doesn't know how song goes then remembers. Its excruciating to hear them trying to sing it with the words all wrong.
* She's been watching crime stuff on TV, JKF, means the JFK programme
* It will be cooking a roast dinner for Christmas day, but kids won't want to eat it as they would have had loads of sweets, She cooks every year, it's better than a restaurant roast and she can bash it out in an hour and a half. (Opening pre-cooked packets is simple of course)
* She's never had a bad Christmas present, she's not ungrateful, but she wants lots of presents. Best present was a racing bike.
* Goes on about seeing pictures of matching Pjs pictures on social media (Grift alert!!), she doesn't have time to organise that sort of thing, just wear what you like....
* SFP talked about her house move, will get a large bill from solicitors she said. KP said Lawyers always win.
* Talked about playing Monopoly, SFP gave an instance and said you were with Pete then...
* Then Life advice with the Price. Question was about a girl's bf liking pictures of other girls on social media...
* KP doesn't even follow other men (if she does they are gay) She "Wouldn't disrespect my other half" (So what did she do to Boyson then, to name but one? Gotta LUV love how she said she wouldn't disrespect her other half by liking other guys photos but so far with SB, there's been secretly messaging KB which led to Slapgate (broke up), Jamie Polo Egg who she slept with and they broke up again (but like a mug SB went back) another footballer egg hunt and Tampongate with her mate Ruby's fella. No doubt there has been many, many more we don't know about.
* Instagram is the root to evil.
Ends the pod trying to sing again. Excrutiating...........................
15.12.23 - heres another moron of the same ilk as the skank "interviewing" the thing. Same shit, different day really.
Jamie Fucking Laing. What a knob.
* ADHD - Her Mum said she had to go and see a doctor in Harley Street cos shes different. It's amazing how many conditions she claims to have but she's never bothered to look up being a Psychopath and claiming that for herself
* No middle child syndrome - AFP loves them all the same.
* Family had to do loads of sheets for her Mentawl 'Elf assessments (do they mean shite??) about her then she ‘done some’ instead.
* Was having a tattoo in Thailand when the doctor called to say she had "SEVERE ADHD". Her brain is different. She hates labels.
*JL said she has a superpower and is great to be around. WHAT A TWAT.
* Shes on something (?) but doesnt want to rely on medicine, it makes her sleepy so doesnt take it. Is seeing someone new this week to sort it.
*Her brain is hyper. She gets so excited with herself, can't calm down.
* Shes back on track now guys!!!!!
SNOGGING - urggh imagins snogging that?
*Talks about her first kiss at 7 in the snow. With Alan. (poor bastard)
*Whose her first boyfriend (that broke her heart)? SFP says Dan. She talks about someone she met at school at 12. She used to be frigid haha and didnt want anyone to touch her boobs as her bras were packed with tissue paper. (now its just plastic)
* JL says shes human. Has lived heartbreaks etc.
* Talks about Gary from her first book and the wart on his bollock. He cheated on her so badly. She was young and immature then and wouldnt write like that now. (She didn't actually write ANY of her trash now did she?)
HOLLYWOOD -Best party she ever went to is Paris Hilton when she was living in Malibu.
*Talks about her convo with Cole this week as someone wants to buy one of his cars to australia and compares it to a horse. * * Mentions Pete. (Plus ça change!!!)
* Back to the party - so many faces there - was surreal. Party was amazing. Talks about Oscars - doesnt know how many times shes been, 2 or 3 or something.
*Jamie Foxx is her height, (5 feet ten then?) - saw him in the toilet queue. Its amazing that the Oscars is full of people you see in films (!!!)
*Is she proud of herself? "Yeah done it all on my own, had balls of steel!" People dont appreciate what shes done and look at media and what they write. Shes auditioned for Baywatch. SFP says she would have been good on Baywatch as she can swim. They're all excellent swimmers. Her real talents are swimming and riding. Once her body was paralysed in the water and that stopped her career as a world class swimmer. Now she has panic attacks in the water.(Oh really????)
*More swimming bollocks
* SHES BACK!!!! - People around her now believe in her. Everyone can see shes back, doors are opening for her.
POLICE - Scotland Yard came round for her 2nd kidnap attempt -they were undercover!! . Been tracking a gang from Liverpool and they were on their way to her. They've already been in the house and know where the safes are and panic rooms. Police said they are gonna tie you up and knifepoint and if you dont comply they will kill you. Police knew they were going to come at nightfall. Police were sleeping outside her room on campbeds. At same time a man broke in when police where there and convinced them he was a security guard. Stole her cards and spent all her money on a Mazda!! The Plods were good then? FGS!! She's been watching to many American Movies while having some ie. covert operators do not land at your doorstep with their camp beds and sleeping bags tucked under their arms. Next she'll be telling us Cole is going to be the next Liam Neeson with the lead Role in TAKEN
*Final one was a million pounds ransom on Harvey so she couldn't take the kids to school. (So thats the excuse eh?) This version is rather different to the last time it was wheeled-out https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-kidnap-claims-says-21899642?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
* Then there was a stalker who rang her bell and wrote letters - he was arrested in the Premier Onn in Brighton with loads of butt plugs (Sounds like Naked Rodney). She wasnt allowed in court as he just wanted to meet her which is why he did it. Loads of things have happened that arent even in the media.
PODCASTS - Loves doing JL podcast as hes interesting. She turns loads down apparently and is very selective as he doesnt ask about her boob jobs. Likes to reminisce about her past. He says she amazing. Wants to do a part 3!!!!!
MEDIA -She isn't a bad person - the media never write good things. She did out them at her podcast live and they weren't bad. * * Shes really kind and works hard and is a mum.
CHRISTMAS - "I'ze Cinderella" . Does everything. Spends the day putting in batteries to kids toys. Always cooks loads, is a feeder.
*Her mum is staying whilst they do up their house. Shes a bloody good cook!!!!
*ALL the kids are with her this year, they want her attention. Junior and Princess are polite. Bunny is a rebel. Jett is sensitive. Junior will by rapping and dancing for them. Then Princess "will be a moddle". Bunny will say look at me. Jett is Bear Grylls. Harvey will be loud. Junior will dance with Harvey. Its Hectic. Sit in a circle and do a christmas film. Harvey just wants to hold her hand. He wants a TV as he always smashes them. Will break them back at college. (ALL LIES)
*Has OCD and makes everyone sit in the right place. Piles have to be even. And shes doing Panto.
*Flying back Christmas Eve to do Christmas Day at hers, back up on Boxing day and Princess and Ed will be back with her for the week. Forgets how old Princess is. Is an open Mum and would rather things happen under her roof then someone elses. Is easygoing."Boundaries but liberal" so it says, ie like Bunty whgo does as she pleases. What effing boundaries eh???
TOUR -Has a new Podcast Tour. Is consistent with the Podcast. Shes done really well. Its like catch up with a cup of tea. Had Dasy May Cooper on this week, she loves KP. JL loves her. Shes amazing, the nicest girl. Is going to write KP’s netflix film. Both were vaping and SFP wasnt happy.
* Will defo do a Part 3, -Hour pod with JL.
Its incredible how skank can conistently cram so many fucking great lies in one podcast! It's no wonder she likes being with JL because he clearly swallows every single LIE she says hook line and sinker! So cooking on Christmas day - she seems to have forgotten that the last time she had all the kids for Christmas she fed them fucking PIZZA for dinner! As for the kidnap stories, as someone pointed out you kidnap people to get a ransom so who are they going to ask for that? AFP? SFP? If there really was a plot and the police came round under cover, the last thing they would do would be let her stay in the house as well! Of course she loves doing podcasts, she talks about nothing but herself and nobody says anything to contradict her! Podcasts are a narcissists dream! And OCD? We've all seen how she flings stuff and her rubbish everywhere when doing the tiktok so IF she actually had OCD at the very least she would hang the bloody stuff back up! We are gobsmacked at the amount of lies and rubbish she spouts in one go!

Getting at the Exes -
16.12.23 - and some more boring anecdotes about how badly They treated MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE collectively!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12869957/Katie-Price-recalls-hideous-final-holiday-ex-Peter-Andre-split.html

The Dodgy SW aka Skank's Mole - Haylers law
You have to wonder exactly how Dim Lynne justifies her actions to herself. She has lied on Skanky’s behalf, contributed to the children being kept from their dad, covered up her drug taking, drinking and piss poor parenting. Surely she must see the neglect in that house?. Theres also Bunty on YouTube covered in make up & begging strangers for likes as well as being left alone for hours in a room where the ceiling leaks where she is sleeping on a mattress on the floor, then theres Jett not going to school for over a year and completely isolated from everyone bar Skanky and her hangers on. Both kids witnessing Skanky off her head, being vile about their dad, having cosmetic ops in front of them. Why on earth has supposedly intelligent Lynne, a qualified SW, a mother herself, taken Skanky’s side and enabled her vile behaviour?

F4J Dive In on the Skank -
6.12.23 - Poor skanky is in deep doo-doo with F4J! Still its another excuse for her to pull-out of the pantos, just add it to the ever-growing List
* Taken from it's previous run-in with F4J, however much remains the same as it ever was - she's still a crap parent
In 2018 it threatened F4J with Court actions and yet nothing came of it, specifically note how it insists "By 4pm" on-the-day with a list of specifics on How To Do It - please note how F4J have fired it straight back at her with knobs on!!

8.12.23 - the deadline for her response approaches so we shall see what it opts to do; Heres the letter that'll be served on her - she has a choice of an apology plus £1000 donation to a Children's Charity or face the consequences of her flapping gob. Now we wait and see
9.12.23 - and here we go with this from The Sun https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24994623/katie-price-reported-police-killed-dog-mucky-mansion
* Posted yesterday after the deadline elapsed "KATIE PRICE: TIMES UP - @KatiePrice has DECLINED our request to withdraw her allegations about F4J by the 4.00pm deadline today.'' Bring it on!!
They also acknowledge the skank is going to come out with the plastic talons flailing but they are not fazed by her.

9.12.23 - here we go then! F4J have set the ball rolling now so expect a lot of screeching from the thing as the police look into it wasting their time and her dishing out unfounded LIES/accusations. They already KNOW skank is a weapons-grade C of the highest order who lies about everything without a sideways glance, however, she ain't gonna like them digging up even more shite in light of her last Rent-a-Gob rant about F4J. I doubt the police will be allowed to let this little lot ride like they've done all the other LIES its hurled at K in order to keep the plastic talons firmly embedded in the children she effectively stole from their loving Dad.
Bring it on F4J!!!
11.12.23 - and he we go! F4J have lift-off! https://tattle.life/attachments/08a4cc1b-b961-4ad5-9a97-d4513c10bb12-jpeg.2623260/ Yes they've blabbed on the skank that it recently tested POSITIVE for cocaine and asked why a family show such as a pantomime could even think of employing a drug addict when its a flake at the best of times?
12.12.23 - and here come the "Fans"! Actually this one is as fikkas the skank, indeed this may even be the skank itself because it refers to F4J as "j4f" just like skank itself did the other day
* Heres the next edition from F4J who are not letting-up on the thing now - they are relentless This missile is to the directorship at the Theatre hosting this panto basically asking why they are supporting a child-abducting junkie?! https://tattle.life/attachments/2625160/ Note the mention of Sussex police investigating "abuse" plus a skillfull innuendo about the "intimate relationship" with DL - did skank jump on the Happy Bus in order to further her plot to retain the children?
13.12.23 -interesting..................

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!-
6.12.23 - Getting some more fillers jabbed into it's raddled old face. Not bad considering its abject terror of needles eh?

10.12.23 - Heres skank's mate using hideous images of the thing to drum up business for her salon in Brighton. Look at the prices! These are the things that skank grifts off this woman in return for "advertising" such as this!
(2) Katie Price #338 blocked chimley she's on the beg, give J&B back to their dad instead! | Page 12 | Tattle Life
12.12.23 - ITV featured this case yesterday, another brainless bint who underwent the BBL "tweetment" as done to the skank on her kitchen table by that Ellie at Lift Assfettiks - no wonder the skank has been moaning about all her illnesses when its full of pus and septic gunge! https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0220-jpeg.2624113/
* Twatter comments are up and running but Lift has disabled their accounts & redirecting to another account in order to deflect from herself (2) Katie Price #338 blocked chimley she's on the beg, give J&B back to their dad instead! | Page 28 | Tattle Life https://www.itv.com/news/2023-12-11/20-minutes-from-death-when-non-surgical-bbl-fillers-go-wrong.
This is obviously a shell-company set up by that woman AFTER this idiot's BBL went badly wrong since it was only registered in October 2023!! The skank had her bum filler done on (I think? 26th of October) & that's when Ellie starts referring people to 'Non Surgical Clinic' when before it was always just Lift Assfettiks. Just 4 days after KP's disastrous TikTok (where she was screaming in pain being jabbed in that filthy hovel) a new Limited company was created! It seems obvious that KP having her bum done triggered something, such as ITV snooping into her, or the woman with the bodged filler to contact authorities? (2) Katie Price #338 blocked chimley she's on the beg, give J&B back to their dad instead! | Page 30 | Tattle Life
* Sounds like skank was lucky because her arse only sprung a leak, but then dat fing has got more lives than a scabby, rabid cat.
13.12.23 - ITV are pushing the story of the woman who almost died thanks to Lift Assfetiks, this being another orange skank-a-like with fish-lips but one stupid enough to go ahead with the procedure despite noting how unhygenic the place was. The article features the skank shreiking through the arse-jabbing procedure /www.itv.com/news/2023-12-12/liquid-brazilian-butt-lift-fillers-left-woman-hours-from-death
15.12.23 - still promoting this deathly enterprise despite the adverse publicity from ITV - anyone who goes ahead with this butchery AFTER the exposure on the media really is as FICK as skanky https://tattle.life/attachments/img_9595-png.2631642/

Trampy Towers aka The Shitty Shack -
15.12.23 - This is an OLD STORY. Many months ago 'Orsham Boro Council slapped a Notice onto the skank for running a used car lot from a domestic premises which resulted in SB suddenly shifting his fleet of old bangers either back to Essicks or into the car park of the garden centre across the dual carriageway whilst he searched for someplace else to house them. This pops up today as regards the situation wiv Arfur Daley's Dodgy Moter Company. https://tattle.life/attachments/img_7759-png.2631554/

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
5.12.23 - Here we go YET AGAIN with the same-old-bullshit fom der fing. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24956237/katie-price-reignites-bitter-feud-with-ex-husbands/
8.12.23 - and some more of it's bullshit - SB gets a slagging-off even though the snivelling lickspittle is still on-the-scene
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-337-ye-reap-what-you-sow-you-dirty-old-hoe.43089%2Fpage-34&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftvandshowbiz%2F24985124%2Fkatie-price-peter-andre-carl-woods-men-vip-lifestyle%2F&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=d942f013d118c29bdb48b9a76a00dbb7&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20231217-213212_instagram-jpg.2636737/ Heres Alex having a subtle dig back at the thing but check out this reply someone posted
18.12.23 - On Kieran’s story today he’s talking about wood that he’s chopped referring to it as “Class A” and then says "To clarify, it’s class A wood". Is he dropping hints here?

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
11.12.23 - The H Card has been deployed! Deflection from the F4J and Drugs Test megaton blast! Here we have Mummy presenting H a crummy advent calendar (filming herself of course) - it also features H banging his gigantic belly like a bass drum
"Yeah 'Arvey's Laww innit! Ize ekzmt tho................................. Iss ownli fer uvver peepul!!!"

Those Poor Kids and Crooly Mum-Shamed -
5.12.23 -I'm not posting the link to the shameful Yoochoob video of one lonely little girl talking to random strangers on the internet for hours on end unattended. Quite why Yoochoob / Twat Tok etc think this is Ok is beyond a joke
10.12.23 - "Crooly Mum Shamed" again!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24998812/katie-price-mum-shamed-daisy-may-cooper/
7.12.23 - heres a caring father worrying about the effects the "mother specimen" and it's addiction to surgery (as well as ) might have on their https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/peter-andre-surgery-fears-princess/ Not that the skank gives a shite either way, nevertheless there are some excellent observations from Pete Yew Cunt in this article.
"She sparked fresh concern over her “terrifying” new face last week after going under the knife yet again in her desperate strive for perfection...................Princess is a sensible girl but like all teens she’s impressionable and while Pete understands Katie is entitled to do what she likes with her body, he’s aware of the risk of some of it rubbing off on their daughter.
Our source adds, “Pete’s strangely comforted by the fact Katie openly admits that despite the thousands she’s spent on surgery, she’s not satisfied, and hopes that Princess takes a lesson from that.
PLUS despite what skanky grandly announced that "P wasn't going to go to college...." yet it appears thats precisely what the girl IS DOING ie; “Pete is praying that Princess continues to thrive in her education as well as her modelling career, while maintaining her self-esteem and confidence.” Nice one Pete

Surrogacy Lies -
19.12.23 - Remember Sheena who was going to "host" the next skank sprog Mk6 for her, when it suddenly went wrong after a day at the Shitty Shack and she rapidly fled leaving The Deal most definately OFF? This is interesting
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"Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally -
6.12.23 - Desperate times seek desperate measures It can barely Give Away its hideous photographs and "content" these days Also there has not been any sign of her gawjus glamma kalinder for 2024 either that she's threatened us with - most likely couldn't find anybody stupid enough to finance it let alone market it

Lies, Lies & More Lies -
Stuff It's obviously LIED about that we are still waiting to happen -
*Still waiting for the Guardian article to appear.
*Still waiting for her to receive her driver's licence, as it was "Just waiting on the admin" back in August.
*Still waiting for her 2024 Calendar to be out.
*Still waiting on her starting her paramedic course. (As if..............)
*Still waiting for the 'How to get married in Vegas' video.
*Still waiting for the never been done before wedding of the century. (Not with SB in a million years luv!)
*Still waiting for her Equestrian line to be put on TT.
*Still waiting for her to pay her debts. (Overhead we spot a squadron of flying pigs.......................)
*Still waiting for her to complete every booked masterclass without cancelling.
*Still waiting for every bit of lying bullshit to fall from her mouth to happen.
*Still waiting for all those lovely songs recorded with dat Skarlitt
*Still waiting for the project from the writer of Benidorm being created "Speshully fer MEEEEEEEEE!"
*Still waiting for her to work out how tall she is.
*Still waiting for her to be able to say the word “Carl”.
*Still waiting for her to admit that there was a box of Full fat CADBURYS hot chocolate on her kitchen shelf when she was flogging that Skinny foods hot chocolate stuff
*Still waiting for her weekly volunteering at the local Hospice.
*Still waiting for her to attend her weekly therapy sessions.
*Still waiting for her to attend college with Princess.
*Still waiting for Baby No 6 (even though all five live with her full time...)
*Still waiting for her to make the MM habitable.
*Still waiting for the 27millionth biography to come out next year- written solely by her of course!
*Still waiting for her to engage brain...
I guess we'll be waiting forever then?
5.12.23 - So referring back to last night's Live rubbish when it stated AFP was there with PFP, why would AFP and her fragile Noo Lungs actually be there if they all have stinking colds? . It said AFP was sat downstairs in a smokey house while KP laid in bed with Jett and SB watching Netflix as it was attempting to sell on TT, then it was demanding Jett make her tea, Bunty supposedly in bed & yet Jett was somewhat surprised when she said AFP was downstairs!. This is how easily she lies, this is what Kieran is up against.The lies just constantly fall from her mouth.
* And its already laying The Path of Grift towards an amaaaaaazin' party to "Celebrate her firty yeers in der bisniss" Who exactly is going to attend this huge 30th anniversary "party"? As far as can be seen she has pissed off and slated most people in the industry plus ranted & slagged-off the press. Magazines and TV don’t want to touch her and anything they do print/use is lifted directly off the thing's SMs so effectively it does not get paid for that rubbish anyway, but skank is deluded enough to imagine companies and venues will be climbing over each other to provide her with this "Amaaaaaazin Firtief Annerversrry Parrti Fing Innit". Just another item in her catalogue of LIES then. Wonder if SB's seedy mates will supply the ?)
* Interestingly last night on TT she said she'd "Just found out page 3 finished!" It finished in Irish editions in 2013, UK 2015 and online 2017! She really is delusional and living in the past back in her so-called "heyday", the dozy-arsed bint

The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
8.12.23 - The latest rubbish lifted from it's crapcast picked up by the Sun. So these "ghosts" are interested in watching the skank shagging? Still it'll save her getting CCTV for the next time it cannot remember who it screwed the previous night because she can just ask The Talking Candle instead - Lumiere is going to be busy! In any case, try to work this bit out -
The former glamour model replied: "You don't see them but they look like they're from the old days'.
If you can't see them how does she know they "Look like they're from the old days." ?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24983049/katie-price-sex-haunted-mucky-mansion-exorcist/
The Mirror also ran with this bollocks but they added this at the end "Earlier this year, she put her five-bed West Sussex pad up for rent for a whopping £6K per month. However, an insider told The Mirror there hasn't been a "nibble" of interest." Cannot imagine why when the place stinks of dog piss, the flies are still buzzing about in squadrons, doors are hanging off, the garden is knee-deep in sewerage and its beseiged by Saaaarrrrfff Affrikkan and Mexican bandits plus F4J laying seige to the hovel.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-scared-ghosts-watch-31626822
"The TV legend, 45, bought the alleged haunted property back in 2014 - and forked out £1.3million for it. Since then, she’s been working tirelessly to transform the pad.
....and since when has she EVER been 'working tirelessly' on ANYTHING?!! She's the one that never bothers to put the marigolds on and lets her animals wee and poo everywhere.... "Working tirelessly" indeed... (shaking head at crappy journalism...) The only time anything is done around there is when it cons C4 into tarting the dump up or she manages to grift some MUG to work for nothing for her.
9.12.23 - heres the Sun with another nice little pointy barb for skank https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24993276/katie-price-mum-shamed-kids-advent-calendars/ Slags off Other People's expensive advent calendars and even mentions in the same breath about her own grotty effort that costs The Braindeads a sliver under £200!!
*Here we go with Hello mag and an interview with Junior - you know, the lad that skank says "Lives wiv MEEEEEEEEEE" but he's always either "Out" or visiting his father Well you can now call-off the search parties for this missing lad because Hello Mag have found him living happily and comfortably with his Dad, step-mother, Princess and their half-siblings. J&P do not live with the Skank and have not done so for MANY YEARS yet recently the skank has been constantly mentioning that both live with her at the Shitty Shack. No doubt she would have tried to kidnap them like she did J&B had they been younger!
"In conversation with HELLO!, Junior revealed that despite his milestone birthday back in June, he still lives at home with his father Peter. And his entrance into adulthood won't stop him asking - and following his parents' advice". (just not any"advice" from skanky though) You have to wonder what on earth does he make of her constant lies about him?
10.12.23 - Here comes the Sun again twisting the knife a little more each time Here they are indicating the crass, common, revolting language and behaviour from these two old boilers - and all done in front of two young children. Gotta laugh at the "Fowl language" though https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24998812/katie-price-mum-shamed-daisy-may-cooper/
12.12.23 - and another bit of "Crooly" (1) Katie Price #338 blocked chimley she's on the beg, give J&B back to their dad instead! | Page 32 | Tattle Life
and a bit more "Crooly" from the Mirror - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-cruelly-shamed-over-31597078#comments-wrapper The comments are brilliant though - one talks about "Price’s revenge pawn", while another comments about something being a ‘poultry amount’!
14.12.23 -From The Sun today; Strange that they have not acttually mentioned the skank in this but its too precisely timed to be an accident innit?? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25041607/panto-celeb-shame-porn/ Perhaps this is The Sun marking the skank's card for it plus reminding the production company and the venue that with one tiny scrap of proof or lapse from the skank they are going to destroy the bloody lot of 'em. They cannot say they were not warned about employing the skank though - one might have thought they would have decided against this rash move ever since they got a right old basting when they announced it had signed-up. They'll soon relise the error of their ways long before curtain-up infront of a real audience; What mugs
15.12.23 - Picking-up the "story" of the obscene bracelet thing that Bunty allegedly bought Mummy (using Mummy's bank cards of course). https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-reveals-her-daughter-140000569.html
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-calls-bunny-9-31677783
16.12.23 - Here comes the Birmingham Mail with a piece lifted from that shitty JL crapcast - and surprise surprise - its about Pete Yew Cunt! https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-opens-up-split-28300853
Junior sits down to read his favourite publication ‘BirminghamLive’ and sees this…
"Katie has been frank about her dislike of her ex Pete. In 2019, she told Closer magazine: "I can’t stand him and all the legal letters he sends me, he’s tried so hard to bring me down. He’s so different from what he was. He brings me so much stress, but there is nothing that he or any of my exes can do to bring me down or get to me. All these people have wronged me, I didn’t make them do it, I didn’t ask for it."
Katie's mum Amy has also slammed Pete. In her new book she claimed that Pete had 'manipulated' her daughter to become rich and famous and then 'left her at her lowest ebb'.
Junior sighs, thinks "I’ll stay ‘Out’ on Christmas Day - Fuck that rapping and dancing she’s trying to make me perform."
Also mentioned in this BS " Katie's mum Amy has also slammed Pete. In her new book, she claimed that Pete had 'manipulated' her daughter to become rich and famous and then 'left her at her lowest ebb" lol classic deflection lol Runn Peter runn !!!!!