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  • * Seksi Foters
    * Moosik!
    * Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!
    * Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl aka Spam Boy
    * Clan Grifter Gossip
    * "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
    * Plasterclasses!
    * Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!!
    * "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
    * Surrogacy and/or Adoption
    * Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
    * More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
    * Podcast Garbage
    * Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire":LOL:
    * Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
    * Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
    * The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
    * Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA :mad: -
    * Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
    * Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
    * Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
    * Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
    * Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
    * Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
    * "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
    * Court Cases & Law Breaking
    * Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA :mad: -
    * Lies, Lies and More Lies
    * Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
    * The Broken Trotters
    * Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
    * The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
    Katie Price #307 Remember, remember the 14th of September, marching powder, reasons and Tik Tok. | Page 49 | Tattle Life
    A little note to skank & Co reading here - Forensic Accountants! Woo Hoo!!
    * and this will definately apply, https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/hmrc-launch-major-crackdown-millions-31177915
    14.10.23 - Wonder what this is all about then?

    Tick off as we go : -
    1. Break up with whoever
    2. get back together with whoever
    3. plan a wedding to whoever
    4. pose for filtered pictures
    5. Go on a 'work trip'
    6. Have a mowdellin shoot
    7. talk about pets / horses / kids
    8. wheel Harvey out
    9. "Pwincess looks just like me!"
    10. "Pwincess lives with me and I manage her career!"
    11. start a singing career
    12. get my empire back
    13. Have another baybee
    14. pretend to be filming tv shows
    15. will she keep the MM or not?
    16 scared of needles / ghosts
    17 riding my horse / "I'm an olympic dressage rider"
    18 oh look another tattoo
    19 i want to be on DOI / Strictly ... or whatever else is about
    20 More surgery / fillers / botox - be seen wearing bandages to make sure everyone knows

    Seksi Foters etc -
    12.10.23 - for some reason it seems happy with this portrait because its put it on it's sm's. Look at the nose though :LOL:


    13.10.23 - such class!

    and a Mikkernoss one - filters on everdrive!!
    Look at the wonky norks too

    18.10.23 - Dear God! Its Hulk Hogan in a bikini :eek:
    One might think its far too old to be wearing bikinis with designs on meant for three year olds though
    19.10.23 - Check out the new paint-rollered black eyebrows along with the coloured-in hairline, not to mention the wonky lips and all the rest of it 😂

    23.10.23 - getting ready for Hallow'een with the scary wonky norks.

    Moosik! -
    😂 "A Whole New Whore 🎶🎵🎶 a new Skanktastic point of view ................"
    It was written for her after all 😂
    Blame it on Autotuning then.
    BTW, isn't Autotune supposed to make dreadful "singing" sound better though?:ROFLMAO:
    19.10.23 - it reckons this Smash Hit will be released in a couple of weeks "after Junior has remixed it for her"; Yeah like as hell he's remixing it! :ROFLMAO:

    Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! -

    14.10.23 -SB posts this having a bit of a Show-Off lounging by the pool - take note Forensic Investigators :)
    15.10.23 - Word has it that skank has FINALLY lost Trampy Towers - awaiting confirmation. WOO HOO! It will all be the fault of the Ex-Husband Squad though...................
    1510.23 - In view of the bombshell that landed yesterday concerning skank losing the MM finally, skank isnt having a good time is she?
    * Everyone has pissed on her chips about her awful singing on her noo song. :ROFLMAO:
    * She is so deluded about her singing ability that she really thought the press would be full of headlines about how amazing her voice is and record companies would be throwing contracts at her. :ROFLMAO:
    * She has finally had a huge reality check from the younger mowdels on the recent vanity photo shoot trip thing. :ROFLMAO:
    * The MM is gone and therefore so is her last mainstream tv series:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * ITV have cut her adrift :ROFLMAO:
    * She can't get a look in at DOI, Masked Singer or anything else :ROFLMAO:
    * The recent mag interview threw her under the bus with horrific untouched pictures :ROFLMAO:
    * Carol won't live with her let alone marry her:ROFLMAO:
    * She can't snag a Noo Egg
    * She isnt getting her driving licence back anytime soon (this time there is no end date to that) :ROFLMAO:
    * Her OF never took off:ROFLMAO:
    *The podcast has almost no viewers to speak of:ROFLMAO:
    * Her Twat Tok lives have exposed her obvious drink/drug use (making her untouchable to mainstream tv), her awful relationship with Crawl and her excessive vaping :ROFLMAO:
    * She has gone abroad a couple of times now and there were no paps, no fans, NO-ONE NOTICED OR CARED:ROFLMAO:
    * Emily is pregnant - the green-eyed monster will be raging! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Everyone took the rip out of her seksi Céline Paris swimming cossie wearing, mouth breather pic :ROFLMAO:
    This is the way a zeleb 'career' ends (with an increasingly embarrassing slither back into obscurity) if you don't retire gracefully when your time is up - but then there has never been anything graceful about Kipper has there?
    20.10.23 - as per it's Twat Tok this morning it seems the Skankrupt has enough munney to pay for an oil delivery (she owes thousands already to every supplier in the area so presumably this one is in Manchester or somewhere). She's also apparently paying out for a new cleaner and an odd-job bloke. Its also mentioned that on top of all the new flooring & painting upstairs it wants a Noo Kitching, it also wants a grey leather sofa and a new dining table & it's got a plumber coming today. Not bad for a bankrupt eh?
    * Incidentally Skanky, what was that you said about owing a £2.5M mansion.... and that is was safe...?!!! Methinks you are telling porkies again....
    She said: 'My house is safe. They always say oh her house is going to be [taken away] but it's nothing to do with my house. They could never take it away, it's completely safe.'
    However, it has been claimed that those handling her bankruptcy have the power to sell the dump to meet her debts if they see fit. In most cases, if you own your home, your equity is automatically transferred to the Official Receiver dealing with your bankruptcy. They have three years to decide whether to demand the property be sold, if they believe the equity is enough to clear a significant amount of the debt. So we shall see on that grandiose statement of yours eh skanky?? :ROFLMAO:

    Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl aka Spam Boy-
    18.10.23 - So Clan Grifter are closing ranks on SB again - wonder what he's done this time or was he just pissed-off about this?
    "An insider told OK! Magazine: “Katie’s relationships will never truly work because she’s always going to feel for Pete. She loves to talk about him, she can’t help it........she’s spoken about him in every relationship and compares them to Pete – it’s an ongoing problem".
    21.10.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24473718/huge-clues-katie-price-and-carl-woods-have-split/
    well well....................... has SB come to his senses at last or is this part of another of their childish games? It all seems rather puerile and pathetic so its probably the latter - YET AGAIN - basically another pointless exercise to gather interest in their miserable existences. Or is it really sayonara to images like this?

    Clan Grifter Gossip -
    Using the Grandkids to advertise the company :mad:

    "When shall we three meet again?
    In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
    When the mattress fund is hid,
    When the deflections and lies are done."

    (Apologies to Shakespaere)
    18.10.23 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-pays-tribute-terminally-31207586#comments-wrapper
    How come the old bat is still "Terminally ill" then? Didn't she queue-jump to get the lung transplant that saved her miserable life nearly a year ago? Therefore wouldn't that make her just "Ill" now?

    "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
    A quick recap on how ALL her Mentawl 'Elf Problims iz Pete Yew Cunt's Fawlt innit.



    And there you have it - everything stems from Pete telling her "Enoughs enough - I'm outta here!" therefore All His Fault! Strange though that one minute she's calling a doctor because she's afraid she's dying and then the next minute she's driving into a wall to kill herself? Same as when skank tried to hang herself, the occasion when she "saw the kids faces whilst lying unconscious" and somehow miraculously managed to free herself whilst still unconscious - or was that the time she rang her mate whilst unconscious after taking an overdose? Keep forgetting how many times skanks tried unsuccessfully to top herself.🤣 Well that all makes perfect sense doesn't it? Yes it's the old, "Someone is leaving me because of my behaviour so I'll try and kill myself and that'll teach them!" routine that she has repeated for various blokes, (Leandro, Kieran, Sinky), and then she wonders why the DVLA allegedly revoked her licence? Or could it could be because she has a history of violently overreacting when people find out she's cheated or done drugs?. She's used the 'I saw the kids faces so I'd never do it again' 3 or 4 times now - none of it makes sense.
    In fact she alleges she wanted to drown herself after discovering Kieran's affair on holiday, she also attacked the other woman in front of the children which was a violent outburst anyway and following the theme it seems very likely this also occurred on Slapgate night. She's deranged. If maybe she'd just admit her own errors & mistakes instead of blaming everyone else and harassing and assaulting people she might get somewhere!
    15.10.23 - https://tattle.life/attachments/img_9275-jpeg.2511984/

    Surrogacy and/or Adoption -
    19.10.23 - out with this nonsense again, brought on undoubtedly by the news of Peter and Emily's third child. The green eyed-monster will have hated that! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12648959/Katie-Price-shares-bombshell-revelation-days-Peter-Emily-Andre-reveal-theyre-expecting-baby-number-three.html The comments are brutally frank though :)
    24.10.23 - well well............... just look who has popped-up on Kieran's Insta, none other than the Ex-Surrogate!

    Plasterclasses -
    12.10.23 - it seems P has had her name put down for this one - wonder if she knows yet?
    16.10.23 - "A dream come true" eh?https://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/23854458.katie-price-coming-clactons-n-tyce-nails-january/ This woman fails to realise skanky is really desperate now and even Clacton will suffice to grift a few quid in.
    And btw - how does a BANKRUPT get a Personal Assistant or is this another title for Felicity Dogsbody, the unpaid childminder, the front for her dodgy sales and now general Gofer?
    24.10.23 - off to Meredyth Cardiff now woo hoo! Does it mean Merthyr Tydfil pechance??:ROFLMAO:

    Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!! -
    This excerpt does not bode well for the Scouse Farce considering she has all the stage presence of a turnip - that is assuming it doesn't cry-off in the interim citing Mentawl 'Elf / Browkern Trotterz / 'Arvey / the usual BS :)
    15.10.23 - Looks like the penny has begun to drop for the Sleeping (Ugly) Beauty panto production team.
    "Book your tickets now for this magical adventure!.....The appearance of any member of cast is subject to change and may be affected by illness or events beyond the producers' control". Perhaps its finally occurred to them that skank will drop them like her drawers or they’ve finally heard the singing videos? Those producers must be scrambling around to see if they can cancel her appearance to pay her off and get someone else in because they’re totally f*cked if they don’t as she’s gonna be dreadful as it can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t learn lines, won’t remember her stage placements and will be probably high as a kite. Plus she does get bad stage fright (she’s admitted that already), although how you'd know the difference between her "freezing" on stage and her acting ability is somewhat debatable. If they don’t remove her the poor cast are in for a big shock at rehearsals, they are going to have to work so hard to cover for her. :ROFLMAO: Never mind skank - you can always get a job on the Mersey Ferry. As a foghorn.............

    Scrounging and Grifting, Flogging Crap & Lives -
    14.10.23 - Flogging this cheap and nasty stuff via Insta now - the jewellery equivalent of JYY. Ali Express are selling the identical pieces using the same photograph for under 4$ so its grifting the dickhead "fans" again then :) Come on journos let's have a story of skanks new rip off jewellery line and how skank and Jeyda haven't even changed the stock photo from Ali Express website. They need reporting & investigating then heavily fined - this cowboy company (JYY) needs shutting down for good.

    15.10.23 - another success story from crap endorsed by the skank https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8638465/Woman-used-Katie-Price-endorsed-blackhead-vacuum-says-got-burns-face.html
    19.10.23 - Its back doing Lives to flog garbage so here we go:-
    * Had her extensions out yesterday, getting put back in tomorrow.
    * Harvey still there.Princess coming tonight. The noo Lips are all lumpy & scabby. Nails being done on Friday
    * Brows have been paint-rollered on and lashes done yesterday too - so much for her alleged lack of Self Care then.
    * She looks a state but the house is even worse still. No mention of the house repo
    * She’s given H a WHOLE carrot cake. He’s got a whole cake to eat!!
    * Harvey has blocked the toilet downstairs unsurprisingly.
    * Speshul Offas going on now - Down to 5 double ups or 3 triple ups instead of the previous 10!
    * She has started a TT page for H - is this to sidestep when her own gets barred? :unsure:
    * Flogging the crapcast tour now that's starting at the Lowry , so it's gonna be a whole series of shit then?!
    * Someone asked if she's wearing a wig :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Wiping her nose all over her hand and then using the same hand to run through her hair. I suppose it saves on hair gel
    * Ignoring H - "Mum I need my ear defenders". - "In a minute" it says.
    * "I’m a working mum, so I’ve got to juggle everything" 🙄
    * How are there people still buying this cheap tat, with the bad reviews, terrible customer service & no replies to complaints?.
    * Skank is annoying tonight, keeps doing that awful singing & seems very aggressive, extra shouty, very very cocky.
    *Just mentioned she’s had a brow lift, was that the Spain trip procedure last week, her hairline does look different? 🤔
    * Love the "Katie you look fat as f**k" comment. She does seem quite barrel like today :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    *Her nose is very odd. The shape and colour seem wrong - like it's been stuck on. like one of those Groucho Marx nose & glasses combos. Even with the weapons-grade filter on it looks like it is disintegrating from the inside and the bottom looks more bulbous like a heavy drinker's schnozzle. Looks like the ❄ 🍷🚬 is catching up :ROFLMAO:
    * Her hairline is a mass of scars, like her wig has been sewn on with blanket stitch 🤣
    * She's got J shouting out that she's not on drugs and looks after FIVE kids!!!! Says she just sniffs from vaping not from being on the sniff
    * All this JYY crap is properly made - no slave labour she insists
    * Now being picky over anybody making a mess because "It costs MEEEEEE munney to clean it up" ie. the scary new cleaner.
    * She likes her lips to touch her nose!
    * Oh and heres one for ya! She writing anuvva book and currently filming TWO tv programmes! 🤣😂
    * She still has the Shitty Shack - the house is safe. She hasn't sold the dogs either.
    * People make stuff up which J then repeats about people making stuff up. (Got him trained alright) That boy shouldn't even KNOW about drugs at his age so you can only wonder what he's seen in his young life already. If you watch the video, the part where Jett says “she looks after 5 kids”, yet again you can see she was mouthing the script while he was saying it 🤦🏻‍♀️ Evil twisted bitch
    * Dog keeps farting, she says he needs a 💩, she will let him out (in the storm) soon. Too late - Tank has 💩 in the house.
    * Princess is taking a long time to get there, surely she’s not bullshitting saying she’s coming over?
    * Talking with a mouthful of vape.
    * Her luvly Noo Song hasn't emerged yet. Junior is going to remix it for her (so she says) Hahahahaha! Like hell he is!! 😆😅😂
    * Calling people "Pricks" now. So charmingly elouquent it is! :eek:
    * She is happy she is putting on weight. ((So she sezzz)
    *Now singing (crucifying) 2 songs on her live podcast show. :eek::eek:
    *Its singing and vaping now.
    * Says she doesn’t have a moustache or a cleft lip. People just want to be her apparently :ROFLMAO:
    * Shes still begging Dwight to get in touch.
    * Then Harvey called Pete names when actually she wanted him to slag off Dwight instead
    *"Harv who's Dwight" - "He's fucking Peter fucking Andre."
    "No, who's Dwight?" - "he's Peter"
    "No, who's Dwight", - "he's daddy".
    * P turns up finally - she "Forgot she was coming". We thought Princess lived with skank? Well that seems to blow Jetts rehearsed "She looks after 5 kids" out the window and skanks claims of "Princess lives with me now" lies. Had she arrived a bit earlier she would have caught skank encouraging H to slag off her Dad again
    * It seems Jeyda turned up with all the crap to shut Harvey up for the broadcast - carrot cake, muffins and carbonara 😡😡
    * Skank had to buy a new phone, the latest one of course as she put her one underwater on holiday and bust the camera. From John Lewis so not a cheapie.
    * and thats it.
    "Woo Hoo! Ize gotta Twat Tok shopp inn I!"
    Five nice young girls with a funny, scruffy, old orange granny doing pointy toe. :D
    The Great PJs Scam - Some items being flogged are cotton PJs using a photo of Bunty with Meeeeee to grift them out to the dimwits.
    Skank has got them for sale for £50 a set - the same item can be found on Shein for under a fiver!!! It's a gigantic mark up for getting that covetable JYY label on it - 'ooo neyds Channel innit!"🤣 So these PJs she's flogging for £50 a set can be found on Shein for a fiver so you just KNOW Skanky & her co-conspiritor Jeyda wait for the orders then buy from these cheaper sites for £5 and when the items arrive they just remove the labels and replace them with JYY labels then post off the crap to the idiots who bought them for £50 because skank advertised it. That's why people are waiting 28 days to receive their JYY crap and why it stinks of fish - because it's come from some sweatshop in China or the Philippines.
    23.10.23 - Check this out :ROFLMAO:

    * At gone 11.30pm its back on Live again with Jett and her latest Hanger-on. That dreadful Alison Hammond is talking to her and loving her!
    *Skank wants to do a late night show with Hammond (hint hint to the media) 🤔
    * That Eden woman is with her - she has a podcast too so accordingly they are kindred spirits - another total Twat then -Eden is fondling Skanks boobs off camera, no idea why but Jett laughs at them in the background….what can you even say anymore? Jett is ten years old and seeing that!!
    * It says that H nearly smashed up the studio today (hence the sudden end to the garbage earlier) with all the doors banging, but Eden calmed him down. ( Her own wiki states that Edam often makes vile comments about people with disabilities so whats all this about then?) H shouldn’t be dragged around and exhibited like this, but like the situation with the other kids on it continues. :mad: Its obvious to anybody that H should NOT be there in that madhouse whuch clearly upsets him so WHY is he allowed to go there anyway??? H is better off back at the college with his regimented routine rather than just being another of her accessories to be paraded for Likes, and as for Jett seeing Eden fondle his mum's hideous norks???? - that's sexualised behaviour! He shouldn't be witnessing that at ten years of age!! :mad:.
    * At gone 11.30pm Jett is sent to make the tea. He is their Teaboy - Jett does night-shift, Bunty does the day-shift
    * Jett just said her arse is the only thing that isn’t fake on her 😂 (Not for long Jett dear boy. Come Sunday that'll be as fake as all the rest of it!) 😂
    * Apparently she's "Looking all Glam for Cole............" Where is he anyway??
    Bet he's really impressed :ROFLMAO:
    * This thick bint Edam thinks Skank’s a great singer…..the delusion is big with this one - it seems they are indeed kindred spirits.
    * Jett keeps trying to get on screen, Skank’s stopping him - maybe its the only way he gets any attention?
    * Rita the cleaner has just gone home (at gone 11.30pm????).
    * No sign of SB at all on this rubbish - has he stomped off again??
    * Edam is her new best friend now. She also comes with a sidekick called Yazz, her sister, like skank has Edna.
    * Poor skank has been shat on by so many girls but Edam is The One now, she knew straight away….Edam is gushing all over her so it appears Edam is here stay since she bears all the necesssary attributes of an arse-licker. She reckons skank is one of the most beautiful women she's ever met because in real life she's "Stunning!" Oh and a Great Mum of course. Also she tried on one of those ghastly jumpers and that was also "Stunning!" Anyone might think she's after getting into skank's drawers (if she wore any) Exit Edam stage left................;
    NB. Wondering why Edam is suddenly Noo BFF?? Edam has a big social media following, ie 3,2 million on Twat Tok so this enduring "friendship" is all abaaaaht coin innit. It’s always coin because it involves more followers to exploit 😁 Its also been mentioned that Edam is after hoisiting her wagon onto skanky's due to Twolling Ishoos
    Whatever must these deluded hangers-on think they're doing? Up close next to her, it must be laughable seeing the glued on wig, her lumpy, inside out hare lip, not to mention the yacht varnished looking eyebrows & those huge fake tits, then theres the Turkey Teef that you could see from the Space Station. Skank looks a freak. How anyone would want to do a collaboration with this bankrupt, is totally amazing?.
    * It again insists its making MM3 in January plus TWO new shows currently filming for C4, (it looks like one is more rubbish about H for the BBC) :ROFLMAO::poop:
    * Jett is still up. He says he sees ghosts in the house, one is a little boy, but he now has a blank face, Skank agrees ghosts are everywhere …..this is total madness 🤷🏽‍♀️
    * And its back at 8.30am for an exciting episode where it's having it 's syrup rearranged LIVE!!! Woo fucking hoo!!!
    20.10.23 - And even more of it!
    *Bunny is at home. In her £50 pjs. Why is she not at school then?
    * Bunny cooked skank an egg sandwich. Jesus she’s ramming that egg buttie in her deformed gob like she hasn’t eaten in months 🤢 Wiping her greasy hands on her PJs
    * she’s supposed to be working yet she’s busy ramming food in her gullet, slurping tea, talking with her mouth full spitting bits of bread and egg everywhere whilst leaving her 9 year old daughter unattended as the kid makes pancakes for Harvey. Why couldn’t she sort their breakfast before coming on live?
    * Harvey called Bunty a pig. Bunny now having to cook Harvey pancakes. Is Bunty the only one who cooks in that dump?
    *Filter keeps slipping on the side profile!
    *Hair extensions are late.
    *Amy and Sophie coming over to see her soon.
    * Today she's flogging Stinking by Katie Price items. £2.95 barf crystals here but £6 on her rip-off site
    * Comment that was ignored - “See to your children and do this later, instead of poor Harvey being neglected”. Like she’d even acknowledge that 😡
    * Skanky has her back to Bunty who is having to cook - Mummy is busy getting Harvey to perform. She’s got all these different bath bombs she’s asking him to sniff. Bunny says ‘Can I smell it?’ and she gets ignored.
    * Bunty burnt her fingers on the pan - skank is not bothered at all - tells her to "Make me tea!" then she has to feed her horses
    * Some random bloke (obviously grifted) has turned up to work there.
    *Princess is going away with Pete for a week, so "I will get peace and quiet"
    *Harvey hasn't smashed a TV - yet
    23.10.23 - Buying more bots for Twat Tok & Instgram - things looking dicey eh skank?
    Katie Price #325 Stig's Lost Her Dump! | Page 43 | Tattle Life
    24.10.23 -Even more "live" shite -
    *Another Guardian interview, photoshoot with them on Saturday, filming with C4 today :mad::mad::mad: WTF??????????????????
    *Jeyda’s birthday, Skank didn’t know it was today but then it doesn't even know its children's birthdays either
    *H gone home. He smashed 3 windows and 2 TV’s. Thats not bad for a H visit 🤷🏽‍ No surprise really as he did look really ANGRY
    *Having her hair done, extensions put in, didn’t she do that the other day 🤷🏽‍♀️ Nails with Bunny yesterday, both had them done…it’s all she ever does. Lucky ol' Jett gets to watch as usual.
    *Twat Tock Shop have been giving her lessons to “Learn how to use it properly“ :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * She's Not skint - she's living in this house, "Working hard, looking after kids on her own.........", It threw a wobbly then went on a rant that everything is all good. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * No sign of Sink Boy or Mrs Danvers yet 😁
    * Flogging Barf Bums and bubble dust, so bad for the environment this stuff 💩 Like she gives a f*ck 🤦🏽‍♀️
    * Sitting in her kitchen blah blah. Why is she sitting flogging the JYY crap whilst getting hair extensions done?
    * Single mum of 5
    * Still has her horses - might show us later she says
    * It said the podcast on 7th Nov is at the Lowry in Liverpool when The Lowry is obviously in Salford 🤣 Also reckons the crappy panto is in Liverpool as well when it ain't!!
    * Apparently the Playboy photographers told her she was a cross between Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra….they were lying obviously :LOL::ROFLMAO:😅😂 (More like a cross between an Anderson shelter and the Carmen Rollers factory building)
    *She can’t even leave the ratty extensions alone as they are being put in. I bet they get done again before Christmas.
    * "I need my eyes tested, no I don’t…." 🙄
    * Barf Bums come in different flavours.🤢
    * "Nobody does signed photos like MEEEEEEEEEEEE" 🤣 (With an X??)
    * Wants to find her Spotify log in so her Noo Song can be put on there. :eek:
    * She’s going on about doing the MISFIT fight, but might break a nail. Would love to do celeb SAS again - shouldn’t have done it last time wasn’t fit and had just had a boob job 🙄 YOU HAVE NO CHANCE LUV!
    * Jett has come in, sends him to make her a cup of tea. They had spag bol for lunch, they want a curry for dinner, but after her hair its recording the crapcast so kids will have to wait.
    * Its rattled - people are slagging her off in the comments 🤣 Someone said in the comments she looks after "2 kids and not 5" & that’s when she got rattled
    * Roaring at tank to go out for a wee - hope the gates closed for a change.
    * How many times is she telling us she’s cooked spaghetti bolognese for the kids lunch? Is this because people are mentioning bunny is doing all the cooking? :unsure:
    * Earlier said the MM was tidy, pans the camera round. it looks like a tip. Mrs Danvers will be furious!
    * All she does is cook, clean, work, kids............. taking the piss with that statement
    * Jett has a pedicure.
    * Flatly denying her ❄ use again, "That was 6 years ago………" .FECKING LIAR 😁 Does she really not remember the car flip whilst trollied on booze & drugs? It wasnt that long ago!!! She wasn’t going out with SB 6 years ago and he has recorded evidence that he covered for her at family things as right out of her own mouth she admitted she was on the coke! Couldn't lie straight in bed
    * She has a social worker in the kitchen and has a meeting. Its just said that this social worker in the kitchen would back her up that she has all 5 kids living with her….WTF :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * And off it goes to spout more lies at this "Social Worker" in the kitchen 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤪
    24.10.23 - and we're back flogging this muck again; Its ironic really since theres no way skank actually uses this filth looking at the shape of the thing and yet they pay it to LIE for them.
    Remember a couple of years ago this is the stuff that even Harvey refused to eat - he who raids bins for scraps to eat!!

    Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
    15.10.23 - and it was all so worthwhile wasn't it? :ROFLMAO: https://tattle.life/attachments/2508014/
    16.10.23 - its announced the rubber lips are being re-done plus its having a consultation as regards getting its arse expanded further. 🤣 It announced that this bum lift is going to be Live Streamed for the viewers delight🤢🤮
    No bad for a Bankrupt thats lost it's house eh??
    and BTW, this is the person who is so "terrified" of needles that when it got nicked driving whilst trollied it refused a blood test due to Needlephobia. Hmmmmm. Maybe its only afraid of Police Syringes?

    and then contast with this one from when it had it's Covid Booster jab when it was all "petrified" and acting up! Strange really when this one could save her miserable life yet the one that makes her look like a puckerfish (her word) does not even make it flinch in the slightest!

    18.10.23 - With regards to the BBL arse jabs being screen LIVE on Sunday - is this The Look it's aspiring to?

    19.10.23 - "Showcasing" (haha) the latest Lips that look a treat with the Lumino Gnashers.
    Look at the scabs and lumps on the things

    21.10.23 - more rat's nest extensions going on!
    22.10.23 - the latest refill on those ghastly "lips".

    They've got the texture of used cling-film peeled off a sweaty pot as they're stretched up to her wonky nose - and as for the Turkey Teef.............. She looks "Petrified" too eh?
    24.10.23 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12665059/Katie-Prices-SLAMMED-unhygienic-lip-filler-mouldy-Mucky-Mansion.html
    Heres a comment on the Mail's article

    "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
    12.10.23 - some more regurgitated rubbish from the skank on some lamoid telly programme - time to launch your Virgin tv box into a skip somewhere https://vipmagazine.ie/lucy-kennedy-fairy-house-cholesterol/
    "As for her Living With Lucy series, Lucy tells us she’s most excited for viewers to see the episode where she shacks up with TV personality Katie Price. “I think that people will see how real she is.” How "real" can plastic be then Lucy, thats aside from it having the personality of Hitler? So we are going to see "The real Katie Price" are we? That will be the child-neglecting, animal-abusing, ❄ snorting junkie, the alcohol quaffing, lying, grifting, asset-hiding, foul-mouthed, face-falling-apart, surgery-addicted monstrosity that is the Pricey then? Excellent. :ROFLMAO: But Lucy, you won’t be doing this will you? You will be showing the "Public Face" Skank wants you and us to see in a heavily edited programme that tries desperately to make her look wonderful and so hard done by. Its dismal failure & a big fat lie from beginning to end - that’s what you’ll be doing instead, innit?
    14.10.23 - Some grovelling sychophant has sent the skank some vomit-comet - listen to the thing struggling with the Big Words!
    18.10.23 - here we go again. Is it seriously considering this escapade, particularly as one punch stuck on the skank will cause a tsunami of liquified plastic to cover the captive audience? :ROFLMAO: https://youtu.be/T1cFvXFHob4
    So just bear this in mind too www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/21057607/katie-price-partied-out-ksi-fight/
    19.10.23 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-people-always-31227615 Skanky would say that - even though the girl is the image of her Dad - yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :sleep:

    Podcast Garbage -
    11.10.23 - This weeks edition of boring crap
    "Oi oi"
    * We's gests on anuvva pocast - Luv Yerself!"
    * "Wewl Sowph I dont fink yew got a werd in as ewshual BUT we did chat abaaaht sum cool stuff!"
    Then Edna reads out some grovelling shite about this podcast rubbish.
    * Edna says "It all went off in all sortsa "tangens" but she did manage to get a bit of history in there. Skank says "How BORING!"
    * Skank screeches that the producer remarked it was "an unusual podcast" - you bet yer booty it was, or is that a euphanism for "Absolute crap"?
    * "But dass wot 'appens when you got der Pwices on - yew dunno woss gonna 'appen!"
    * Re-run of the "Drenny-poo" discussions and back onto "Twolz" again
    * "Apparently "people" say they "Really like" skanky!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * "I've ad ferapy and still ave ferapy because of wot dey say about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    * "Dey wrote stuff about me when I was in de Pwiowy after me bwakedown an dey ain't allowed to do dat are dey?"
    * "Our Mum was in a coma an' dey quoted her sayin sumfink!!!"
    God this is total BS
    Now saying when she was 17 The Sun accused her of shagging Teddy Sheringham - she denies it. Says it was just a date & nothing else. All their lies caught up so she had a "Breakdown". "I have to deal with it".
    * Its is sniffing & snotting constantly.
    * Says the kids ask "Who's Jordan?"
    * "I did it natrul - apart from my boobs" LOL Digging at today's Moddles who are doing exactly what she's doing with the lips etc
    * "I was a Proppa Moddle for twenty-odd years" 😂
    * Surgery - "I'll probably look like a freak in ten years...................... " :ROFLMAO:
    * "I've never thought I was good looking and still don't........................................."
    * "I don't have fillers now" then contradicts itself by saying" I have my lips done and Botox"!!
    * "My problems are triggered by MEN"
    * Enda says skanky "Does stuff" when she's feeling "vulnerable"
    * "My ferapist sez I don't do enuf Self-Care"
    * "My Pwiowy Pii chart was three quarters WORK, the kids and then about 1% on MEEEEEEEEEEE" I do everything for everybody else..............................." FGS 🤣😅😂
    * The sniffing and snotting is getting worse and it's now shouting
    * Apparently she doesn't bother dressing up any more for anything
    * "I look better now than when I was younger!" 😂😂😂
    * Talking about when you see an Old Lady with wrinkled hands but a pulled-up face - skank says "You fink fuckin-ell - wotcha dun ter yer face? It looks awful or whatever..........................." Try looking in a proper mirror - not one of those Hall of Mirrors jobs you have at Home skank!
    *"I'm starting to look alien."
    * "I want people to look at me and think I'm pretty................... not cos of surgery" :LOL:
    * "No ones better than MEEEEEEE in a photoshoot - I own that!! No-one can challenge MEEEEEE at that!"
    * "Gets Edna to agree that on a shoot she becomes "an animal"
    * Men are to blame for the insecurities - "Fuck 'em all!" They ALL "Put me down" apparently
    * "I do surgery for MEEEEEE and nobody else & I scrub-up well when I make the effort"
    * "I want to know how I want to look................................." Work that one out!
    * Stock phrase from Edna "D'ya knaaa wot I meyn?" when asked whether skank listens to a word from her. Nope skank does not listen to her at all
    * "I never flaunt my body..................................." aside from OF then?
    * "I set up my bikini foeters because I don't want a pap making money off MEEEEEEEE - I cover up on 'oliday!"
    And thus it ends Again - same shit different day basically
    12.10.23 - More of it - this week’s podcast… now down to 32 minutes inc ads 🤭

    *SFP… “This is our most asked question “… KP “is it about ME?” Skank is most put out when told no 🤣…People want to know about Gary and Phil who abandoned her! :ROFLMAO:
    * This rubbish has been recorded early morning, after the Mykonos trip and she didn’t get in until 1am. Bunny has moved her computer from her office into her bedroom.
    *It was a nightmare lack of Wi-Fi in Mykonos, as everyone was connected.
    *Katie keeps yawning🥱, so professional 🤦🏻‍♀️ SFP saw the videos of her shaking her ass. :sick:
    * Giving Holly D some compliments, especially about her bum, mentioned that Ellie who does her lips also does her bum. Getting HD to style her for the next OFs shoot as she had lots of cool outfits. :ROFLMAO: Got any old potato sacks ready 'Ollie??
    * SFP said she had been very quiet then a bit about SFP’s moving home. Nothing much to report.
    * Skank has got her horse back, but said he is so lame. So she’s pissed off, he’s 21 now.
    * SFP has booked Albert a riding lesson near where they are moving to and the cinema. Mentioned the pumpkin farm to they were going to and KP said she was away again, so could SFP get the kids dropped to her mum’s and SFP do something with them after school. (dumping the kids yet again of course)
    * All the carpets have been taken up in the MM, laminate in the hall, its been painted, going to get laminate in the kids rooms,
    * More yawning showing the Teef to full advantage now 🥱.
    * Skank is going to start working out again :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Yeah righty-ho!
    * One of the Browkern Trotterz is so painful she needs to go back to the surgeon again. (OK so what was all that last week about her driving, the DVLA and "Deres nuffink wrong wiv ME!"? 🤔🤔🤔)
    * Big question and answer pods coming up soon.
    * Gary and Phil question now… said they just grew apart, she misses them, her friend Tania still sees them and she wants to meet up and do a shoot with them - she’s going to text them. They just drifted apart. :ROFLMAO: (No luv you fucked them off once too often and they'd had enough of ya - https://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/katie-and-peter/a170673/price-blasted-for-wedding-day-outburst/
    * Next question… what are your 5 red flags when it comes to men? 🙄
    * KP replies, "dirty shoes/trainers, long nails, dirty teeth, someone you can’t get hold of all the time, especially at night and nice boxers. And definitely no bush." Duh! Thats six innit? Doesn’t like her man to spend more time with his mates than her. Note - likes to keep them on a tight rein of course)
    * The podcast show, she can’t wait to do it, SFP gives it another plug.
    * Mentions the adult panto, she’s still scared about the other panto. SFP asks when the song is going to be released, she replies probably in about a week. :ROFLMAO:
    * She was going to see Harvey the day she recorded this (oh yeah, no pictures ever surfaced) 🙄 H cracked his head open (has he been head-banging again?), he wants to come home, said she will have him home after she gets back. Her only day to do stuff and she’s bloody going to Cheltenham 😡 So sounds like she came back for one day, then went to Spain.
    * Sounds like she is vaping.
    * Complaining about what shit presents she gets for Christmas.
    * SFP mentions she hasn’t spoken to Junior lately, KP says he is in Australia at the moment, with PETE. And Princess is with HER.
    * Now she is saying she is looking forward to Christmas. But not sure what to do as she is in Liverpool. Amy will be in her house by Christmas, but the grounds of the house could be contaminated…so she’s having it tested. (Try testing the grounds at the Shitty Shack skank - thats proper Contamination for you!)
    *Talks about TV they have been watching. 🥱
    * Cinema time for all the Halloween films.
    *SFP encouraging her to get Disney plus -they'll need to get grifting on that
    *Going to do a Halloween pod episode. (special make-up unnecessary)
    * Subscriptions for the pod, bonus stuff. Kerching.
    *She can’t wait to see Harvey apparently. 🙄
    * Life advice with the Price. Question about having sex once a week, blah blah blah. She hates it when men want it all the time. 🤣 She hates that pressure.
    * Bed for her is to sleep.
    * Don't come to her house for a legover - she has to worry the kids are listening.
    * On her latest shoot, there were arrogant, rude people staying there! (Basically nobody liked her LOL)
    *She was very subdued as tired. Yawns again 🥱
    Going for an egg McMuffin.
    The end. What a waste of time that was.
    Just a few observations on this bore-fest though because it certainly seems like skank is bored with doing these tedious podcasts now, there is zero content, 30 minutes of nothing ending with appallingly useless advice to dull questions from the "fans". Skank was knackered, yawning constantly, sniffing & snotting the whole way through, so are we finally seeing signs that these trips and her lifestyle is getting too much for her considering she ain’t 20 anymore and it’s showing in all manner of ways? She sounded completely out of it with tiredness. Oh that Panto is gonna mess her up, it’s a gruelling schedule 😁
    I doesn't sound like that Mykonos trip went well for her either. There was a bit of muted praise for Holly saying she had an amazing body with fab outfits (non-JYY undoubtedly) & Skank was gonna get future tips and ideas from her (LOL) - so how come those 25 years of modelling experience that it was crowing about just days ago have disappeared? Remember the boasting how she "owned it" in front of a camera? 😁 And then theres her commenting that other models were arrogant and rude! Well could it be that they had her sussed as the boring, past-it old boiler that she is because Old Mother Moddle Skank simply did not fit in with the younger girls? :ROFLMAO: Imagine that - other than Holly she must have been completely blanked with these nubile girlies questioning why this wreck of a woman is still doing this lark anyway, especially looking like she does. Just picture skank on a photo shoot back in her twenties - she certainly would have told any 45 year old to get her old ass out of the way and give up trying to compete with Us Girls "Young enough to be yer daughter"!. And now its happening to "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Neither does she seem to realise that she is a laughing stock, an object of ridicule and revulsion who still thinks she is a top model, that the camera loves her and every bloke fancies her. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: It certainly looks as if the game is up for her in that shallow world because she doesn‘t belong there any more and proven by those young girls with their attitude towards her that ought to have told her so 😁
    She also mentioned she was away this week a few times, but nothing further said as to what this latest trip is. She did not go to see H even though remarking that he'd cut his head open - she even said she had this one day off to see him and then was away, she didn’t get SB to drive her there because she was too tired, she was barely awake on the podcast If she had gone there certainly would have been a flood of pics this week, & yes it does sounds like H isn’t well - yet Mummy can’t be bothered seeing him because this trip was far more important. 🤔
    Perhaps the march of time is finally catching-up with the skank because she sounds a total mess, she’s 45 behaving like she’s 20 & yes its been said for a while that her hedonistic lifestyle will catch up with her sooner rather than later & that point became apparent in this crappy podcast. She has a ton of travel lined up with plasterclasses and the Panto incoming, she’s a mess and it’s gonna get messier, she actually sounded deflated today, Mýkonos was a reality check for her because it’s all closing in on her, there is no management to organise things for her, she is all over the place floundering around now because you need good management to arrange all the things she’s doing & she has nothing backing her. Cracks are now appearing - big cracks - so its going to be an interesting few months with her workload now she’s starting to totally lose it & sounds so desperate. Not much for her to Woo Hoo about really because her cruddy lifestyle is finally coming for her at long last. Bring it on 😈 😁
    * Another little bit of news that will send her into meltdown is Pete Yew Cunt breaking the news that he and Emily are expecting their third child - and theres her desperate for a Noo Munnyspinner and nothing happening:ROFLMAO:
    19.10.23 - more podcast garbage -
    * First thing you hear is SFP's witches cackle laugh. This crap was recorded the day before Harvey arrived, said the house was tidy 🤥 and Harvey has made it messy.
    * Jett in the hallway with his tent and Bunny had hidden skank's computer under all the covers in Bunny’s room….errr she recorded the last podcast in Bunny’s room?.
    * Had Prosecco at Amy’s birthday. It was really nice 🙄
    * She’s got some massive crystals (kids wanted them) by her front door which she got from St Catherine’s charity shop.
    * Going on about her advert she did for the National lottery years ago - she now wants to win the lottery. SFP asks if she would be allowed it, ie if you’ve worked for them, you couldn’t keep it (not that she’s bankrupt and owes millions) but KP did say it wouldn’t change her life and she would pay the creditors off and HMRC. Yeah righty-ho!!
    * She’s got 9 stables at the MM so she would buy 9 dressage horses. The amount of money she has spent on horses over the years is ridiculous. And then she would do the Olympics. Yeahh hahaha!:ROFLMAO:
    * She’s had every car going, not bothered about cars anymore, saying her insurance is high. She likes the pink electric Fiats. Still got her Beetle, she will never get rid of it. No mention of her licence.
    *Bunny whispered in her ear yesterday that she saw SFP vaping at the pumpkin outing, SFP denied this. KP wants vapes banned.
    * All the dogs are coming in.
    * She doesn’t follow any men on instagram 🤥🤔🤥🤔 doesn’t think guys should airbrush as they look too pretty. (SB take note) Amy reckons PFP looks like Alan Titchmarsh
    * Ideal holiday destination….Maldives. SFP…the Lake District. KP has been about 15 times and Thailand.
    * What’s been her happiest time in her life? When she was in her 20s, growing up listening to music.
    * Moaning about the mess again, blaming Harvey.
    * Asked if she wants Princess to follow in her footsteps, replies she already is, but in a different way -she’s definitely following in her footsteps! . Princess is more gifted, as hers was more media 🤷🏻‍♀️ people will always compare them.
    * Her & P start their beauty course 1st November. Princess wanted to go to college to do beauty but " I’ve cut her down as knew she'd be bored to do it for 3 years" . KP is trying to do a degree🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    * Jess is here and she’s getting all the forms for her, for the paramedic course, so she doesn’t know how she will fit it in. Definitely a job for her.
    * Babbling on about SFP if she would ever do tv. Trying to get her to do reality TV. KP enjoying Big Brother.
    * She’s so lazy, she buys eggs whites and stuff that is already chopped, KP didn’t realise this way is more expensive 🤦🏻‍♀️
    * Spag Bol for dinner (again)
    * Amy’s birthday cake was given to Harvey - he's eaten it all .
    * Going on about the TV shows she wants to do like Strictly, Dancing on Ice, Bear Grylls, SAS again, Bake Off, Sewing Bee - anywhere that'll have her basically - she wants to present her own show 🙄 Based on her presentation skills safe to say she will be waiting a long time for the call up. (Said welcome blah blah blah and then ITV then said oh no,) - she can’t even say good evening without having to restart what she was saying trying to pretend present. With a wooooooo at the end and shouting.
    * Wants to bring back her empire again. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Talking about meeting Paris Hilton. KP wants to DJ.
    * Would you both have another baby? . Yes, SFP wants one next year, Katie wants babies. She loves babies and is so maternal.😂
    * Bunny has found a site called Temu and put her card on to her phone and parcels keep arriving, 🚩🚩🚩Bunny watches TT.
    * Harveys TT - going to put up old videos. ( How thrilling!) She will get more viewers on H’s one.
    * Bit more boring stuff 😴
    *Loose Women - she's still begging to return but they did piss her off when Junior was on it for not even asking how SHE was! Actually, she wouldn’t want to be a presenter on there & she would turn that one down. (Yeah righty-ho!) :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * If she could redo her life, what would she change? Eurovision and the men she’s met (Tbf, I bet they wish they had never met her, far more than vice versa)
    KP now yawning. 🤣
    * SFP calling KP a bitch and KP saying she’s too lazy to walk to the end of the garden to see Wallace munching on the grass.
    * After the pod, she’s in Cinderella mode cleaning and H wants pancakes but she doesn’t know how to make them. SFP says flour, KP says haven’t got that Bunny’s used all that (she is always saying that on the lives) no eggs as only bought egg whites.
    * H has eaten 6 packets of crisps, Monster Munch, Quavers - all the empty packets on the side - eaten the carbonara plus 2 cheesecakes at Amy’s, as we saw. Harvey staying possibly 10 days, school dropped him off, but maybe less.
    * Moan, moan, moan.
    * Said H has just smashed something, ":rolleyes: The End
    Wouldn't you think by now that this imbecile would have realised that every single load of shite, outright LIE, gigantic porky-pie, spiteful comment or charming swear word will be INSTANTLY picked-up and used by the Media? Of course not! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    To save you the twarmer of enduring it's crapcasts, Twat Toks or Live rubbish, heres a synopsis for you:-
    :ROFLMAO:All her nonsense is the same tedious crap. Its, all the same stuff repeated over and over, stuff she says guesting on other people's pods she then says on hers days later.
    * I’ve been in the industry since I was 17
    * The camera loves me
    * No airbrushing in my day
    * I’ve written over 50 books
    * Men are the reason I’m like this, they are all fame hungry
    * Nothing is my fault
    * Self care, fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake tan. FAKE
    * I don’t have body dysmorphia
    * Maybe I do have body dysmorphia?
    * I’m a working mum and look after 5 kids
    * Princess is my mini me, people say we look alike
    * Bunny is my mini me too , "Soooooo cute!"
    * Jett suffers with trauma, he doesn’t go to school, he’s like Bear Grylls, "Sooooo cute"
    * Harvey tells me everyday he misses me and wants cuddles, "He’s sooooooo cute anawl"
    * A bankruptcy is nothing to be ashamed of
    * My £2.5m 9 bed mansion is safe, no one can ever take it from me, it’s protected
    * I love my dogs and would never part with them (until I sell them)
    * I love my horses (ditto)
    * I’m a very caring person and a good mother
    * I was training to be a registered nurse
    * I’m now training to be a paramedic
    * I have weekly therapy
    * I volunteer weekly at St Catherine’s hospice (community service)
    * I’m training to do arsfetiks
    * I’m training to be a life coach
    * I’m going to carry on having surgery
    * I want more babies
    * I want to get my empire back
    * I’m filming for c4
    * I’m seeing Harvey this week
    * I love working from my kitchen making money
    * I have a phobia of needles (except tattoo needles and surgery jabs)
    * I’ve got a good singing voice, I can sing
    * I regret doing Eurovision
    * I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs, I like to stay home
    * I broke my feet and was in a wheelchair for 10 months
    * I tried to k!ll myself
    * I had a breakdown
    * I’ve been waped several times
    * I’ve been in the Priory, not for addictions
    * I have severe PTSD, I have severe ADHD
    * I’m being discriminated against by the DVLA over my driver’s licence
    * The LW didn’t talk about me AT ALL in Juniors interview - how dare they?
    * I lived and breathed the Playboy Mansion for SIX WHOLE WEEKS and Hugh wanted me to be his girlfriend
    * I was the first Brit on the cover of the US playboy
    * I wasn’t on holiday, it was work
    * I was born to do Only Fans
    * I don’t care what people think (but Fuck off you trolls) but it’s fine for me to be Qween Troll
    * The media hate me
    * My therapist has never seen someone with so many traumas
    * I’m doing my laws, Harvey’s law and Twak-a-Twolll
    * It’s not my fault I vape
    *I’ll be on TT later…

    The Ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
    12.10.23 -https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-ex-responds-peter-31169508 Kieron responds to Peter's wonderful news as a real mate would - these two have been through HELL with their shared nightmare of being married to the skank and still suffer for their sheer stupidity.
    21.10.23 - So heres Peter talking about why he left the skank in a highly sanitised version considering he has omitted the FACTS about her constant drug use and her aborting a baby that was not his to start with. Maybe he's too much of a gentleman to mention those particular items? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/peter-andre-destroyed-katie-price-31226626 Keep pushing though skanky because the kids are Of Age now....................

    "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally -
    Its been very quiet on the OF front for a while but expect an influx of gruesome images shortly after the Mikkernoss fotershewt with the cowboys from Glo Project. Her OF has tanked, really really tanked. She's getting only around 28 likes per day, yet she's only asking $4.50 (about £2.60) for a months subscription. Nobody wants her, nobody wants to look at her corny 1990s poses, the butchered body and ridiculously filtered face. She may have engineered this for the BH but at that price I'd have thought she'd be deluged with new subscribers. But no.......

    Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA :mad: -
    12.10.23 - it looks like skanky has persuaded the kid's "nanny" to front the sale of Bunty's pony so she can bin the money on the side away from the BH lot & the Forensic Investigator's beady eyes
    You might think skank would use A Name a bit less obvious though because this is not a common name at all, therefore its pretty obvious this is the girl who is supposed to be the children's "Nanny" who's being used to front this sale
    14.10.23 - This Fenella Dogsbody is also fronting the sale of skanky's dogs - this is Captain & Batman the Pom Chi is there too
    PS: once mentioned on here both adverts vanished :)
    17.10.23 - The Sun have picked up on this now
    16.10.23 - She's just posted an IG story with the dogs saying it's BS that she's selling them and it must have been a "Fake advert" She's lying again of course because she's trying to wriggle out of it like she always does when caught in her own web of deceit. It appears this Fenella Dogsbody is selling everything off for her all over social media and yet skank wants everyone to believe some idiot has gone out of their way to fake all that just to get at Her? 🤷🏻‍♀️ People aren’t stupid. 🙄
    https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2514/2514214-5bc868bbf17da5b6092b84c4ef6cf4c4.mp4 - The only fake thing is skanky.
    It has been mentioned that the dogs had been for sale for about 11 weeks now so one might think in that time skank would have been contacted and realised someone had posted a fake advert selling them? But no it's only when the news hits the public domain that she panics takes the advert down and claims "Fake news" Well, let's see if she can post another video in 3 months time showing all those dogs still in her possession. And from the MM. 😂
    * So skank is not only throwing her sister SFP under the bus (because Sophie the source would have been contacted by the Sun) but now throwing Fenella Dogsbody/ babysitter under the bus as well by claiming it's a fake advertisement obviously done by HER - and all just to save her own arse from a backlash. There are NO loyalties in skankyland and perhaps why we can see the rest of the family are upping and moving as far away from her as possible to the IoW. Anybody connected in any way to skank and her dodgy dealings should be worried because when the shit hits the fan there's going to be a convoy of buses skanks going to throw them all under in order to save her own mutilated corpse. 😎 Or is this a skanky leverage?? She's now got something on Fenella Dogsbody, ie "You lie for me when SS and the BH start asking questions or I'll tell everyone you tried to rip me off and sell my dogs. I'll ruin you - who they going to believe? " She did that before over her site on Deeplop remember.
    Fenella Dogsbody is also flogging horsey stuff on an FB page, identical items that coincidentally have previously appeared on skank's own selling site. The photos are also taken at the Shitty Shack (45) Katie Price #324 Shame on you, you bedraggled old crow. When will be prison we all want to know. | Page 40 | Tattle Life :unsure: She's using the surname Johnson this time instead of Robinson. However if you Google ”freeads Fenella” there is another result for a horse listed in Horsham. When you click on the link though it takes you to another listing though as that listing must be long gone now.
    "Stunning companion/broodmare in Horsham. £3,000. Fenella. Posting for 5+ months. Horsham. £3,000. Absolutely stunning approx 15.3/16hh rising 16 year old ...£3,000.00" :unsure:
    I wonder if they'll be trying to flog J&B to their Father soon since skank is desperate for money?
    18.10.23 - Fake eh? This was 2 days ago!

    Basically whats happening with her denials is that she WAS trying to sell the dogs, they had been listed for 2 months with no takers (because they were stupidly expensive) and when it got revealed on here what she was up to, she quickly marked the dogs as sold and pretended that the whole advert was fake.
    Cue, Insta piccies with dogs and insisting that the horrible Tattle twolls just made the whole thing up! :ROFLMAO:
    * Quick update re horses - Skank currently has 2 horses at a stables in Heybridge near Maldon in Essex. These horses have been there for a long time - one is Wallis. Also noted a picture of her old battered pink RR taken there last year, so this is not something recent.

    19.10.23 - heres the Birmingham Mail telling the Troof about this matter. TKU Birmingham Mail as usual :)
    and some more of it from the Mirror - everyone is lying because its "Fake news"
    (3) Katie Price #325 Stig's Lost Her Dump! | Tattle Life

    Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
    19.10.23 - Here we go again - it's DY's turn for a slagging-off. https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-325-stigs-lost-her-dump.42229%2Fpage-10%23post-17125723&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftvandshowbiz%2F24454686%2Fkatie-price-dwight-yorke-harvey%2F&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=f2f639546c77960d87179c8a52d1e2f9&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
    and another one - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-launches-tirade-itvs-31227850
    The good thing is that she's burnt her boats with ITV so NO CHANCE anyway, but best of all is that all this shite is directly lifted off her Crapcasts so she won't get a single penny for it :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc -
    20.10.23 - Here come der Twollz :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24462219/katie-price-hits-back-vicious-trolls-face/
    And yet it appears anybody can just wander into the MM. Even this bloke Mark seemed to let himself in today even though she's had Five, no four, three(?) kidnap threats (depending on which TV show she is on), oh and don't forget the Million Pound Ransom one against Harvey too. Despite all these viable (???) "threats", off camera on the live today she's telling Rita the Noo Cleaner, if she's not there she will be down the shop and to leave the door open!!
    So then all you Mexicans and Saaarf Afrikans, stalkers and Twolz & Vandals take note if you want to get your hands on any signed underwear :sick: half eaten carrot cake or a few naked Barbies that you will need to pry off the walls. There's no flour though as Bunny has used it all and probably no orange squash either as H drank it neat in one mugfull, but there might be a few bottles of that skinny crap stuff knocking about and a few thousand empty vapes you could take.
    Just remember to wipe your feet on the way out, as you've probably stood in some dog crap. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    21.10.23 - another tongue-in-cheek one via The Sun, this time its "The Vicious Trolls" again taking the piss out of the state of the thing (basically saying what everyone is thinking when the gargoyle appears in front of them) :LOL::ROFLMAO:😂

    Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! -
    More rubbish and accompanying gruesome images of it "working". Look at the ridiculous childlike Teddy Bear "bikini" its wearing!

    Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
    13.10.23 - It had to come didn't it? Heres the start of it's campaign to up-the-ante on Peter following the news of Emily's Pregnancy - this is just the beginning of it. https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-prices-dig-peter-andre-27899341
    15.10.23 - here the latest bullcrap as to why skank was abandoned by Peter - not her fault obviously, just him being "unreasonable" LOL https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-explains-unfortunate-real-27907066
    "Katie, 44, said: "I never wanted the split. It’s unfortunate that he thought I was having an affair."
    She later told OK!: "We had the issues with Pete – I was accused of getting off with a guy and someone told him that a paper had pictures of it. I was like, “I haven’t!” It’s been 10 years and the so-called pictures have never come out. Why? Because it didn’t happen. So that was the split."
    Possibly what finished it once-and-for-all was him finding out she had aborted a baby that was'nt his to start with - and he's unreasonable????
    19.10.23 - and heres her answer to Pete & Emily's baby news https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-325-stigs-lost-her-dump.42229%2Fpage-3&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2F3am%2Fcelebrity-news%2Fkatie-price-shares-bombshell-baby-31226632&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=2d4a57f11bc6f47e3b0815a6788118c1&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D

    The Browkern Trotterz -
    Yes the Liyfe-Fretninly Injurrd Feyt - the critical injury thats continually dragged out as an excuse or a Get-Out Clause for the innumerable crimes it commits. Remember this outing in 2020 when it debunked to the Maldives to avoid the Bankruptcy Hearing then blamed Ishoos with terrible wifi for the fact the case could not proceed very far? Well look at these two photographs - one at the airport taken to ensure it got priority treatment due to disability and the other of it driving a jetski around! One might think that it LIES eh? :ROFLMAO:

    Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc -
    12.10.23 - Here we go with the pleading for sympathy against dem wikkid twolz YET AGAIN - but then of course she has a Court Fing inpending so we've had The Lot this week from The Browkern Trotterz giving her gip, her Mentawl 'Elf, H cutting his head open (which did not merit a visit from Mummy anyway), plus all the usual tall tales making another comeback...........:ROFLMAO:

    And all this from the self-same person who wished an unborn baby dead amongst other things :unsure:
    "Be Kind" - its the mantra of the narcissist who will destroy others but can't take even a hint of criticism :cautious:

    Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else -
    12.10.23 - Mentions of her poor feet being painful after that gruelling Moddlin' thing in Mikkernoss - Is the poorly trotter excuse being wheeled out because she has been told NO CHANCE of getting her licence back and needs a convenient excuse? :ROFLMAO:Hoorah, the roads are a bit safer for longer!
    Strange innit - I can't imagine why but a comment popped up in SB's Insta asking if he'd found the missing Range Rover yet, closely followed by this missile. “Yes it’s not taxed or roadworthy, plus Katie took it”😂

    Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
    14.10.23 - K has an article in the press today talking about the injustice Fathers get regarding their children - and by God he knows all about that! Kp will hate this, even more so at it certainly looks like Kieran has been advised well in PR terms because he's highlighting the bigger issue of men's equality in child access and mental health, so it will resonate with many people and it's not all 'Me Me Me'. All KP does is sound bitter and vindictive accusing Kieran and calling him 'Disgustink'! (She is)
    ''That means over 3 million children in the whole of the UK don't have a father in their home or have like a fatherless home. Those figures themselves are shocking, I think that's really shocking.
    ".....especially when there are dads out there that want to see their children and they have to fight so hard to see them."''

    So he's letting people know he's fighting without saying outright there's a court battle against old fish lips. .....Whereas she blathers on about the proceedings all the time!
    19.10.23 - Here we go again then, this time using Jett to back her up in a carefully rehearsed statement about "Wonderful mummy having to look after FIVE kids all on her own" - without drugs obviously :mad: It ought to be amusing but this boy is ten years old and being used to trot-out excuses for his piss-poor "mother" https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24459284/katie-prices-son-steps-in-not-on-drugs/
    You will also note the skank standing behind him mouthing the statement as she has done before when she's got the kids slagging off their Father online. This little lad is simply paraphrasing what he has heard her say all-too-often or what she has drummed into his head. Then again she's reading these messages out then says "No I’m not on the sniff it’s from vaping" to which he asks "Do they think you’re on drugs?" Skank replies "Yes"
    Would any child who has had no reason to think their parent used drugs even think that anyway?? Then he announces "Come on guys she has 5 kids!" (What ten year old talks like that anyway?) This is exactly what he has heard her say and he is simply repeating it! Why does skank even think it’s normal or ok to talk to her children about what people post about her? She ought to be protecting them ,shielding them from it, but not the skank of course 😡
    * Just to show that NOTHING has changed over the years, heres an article from 2009
    24.10.23 - using Bunty to flog the Shein JYY PJs https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-12662115/Katie-Price-Bunny-daughter-matching-pyjamas.html
    and on today's teenybopper magazine "Smash Hits, theres Junior on the front cover! She'll like this EVEN LESS though:-
    'My biggest inspiration is my dad' - OOOOF that has got to hurt! Sorry darling - the truth often does! 😂
    So Junior is not inspired by a "Howell Noo Wurrrrlddd" or even "Yew Downt 'Ave Ter tayk Yer Cloves Orff" then?
    Skanky on the cover of Smashed Tits instead :ROFLMAO:

    Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"-
    13.10.23 - H recently cracked his head open at his residential ending up at the hospital. Did Mummy rush to his side as any normal mother would? Like fuck she did! She carried on with her flitting about the fleshpots of Europe instead.
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/uncategorized/24390828/katie-prices-heartbreak-as-son-harvey-returns-to-hospital-and-begs-to-be-allowed-to-come-home/ Heartbreak??? No doubt it will label this article as "Crooly mum-Shamed" like all the rest....................... "Cue Edna!!"
    "I am going to see him, he keeps saying, mummy come and see me. And then when I go he says can you take me home.
    He wants to come home. So in a week, when I am back, I will bring him home for a few days."
    Yeah righty-ho she will, as usual.
    Now wouldn't you think it would be on the first flight home because that is what normal people do, they go and help their family? She should've been on the first flight out there as soon as she heard he was in hospital or do the press forget that she is his next of kin and would have known within the first hour of him being in there? :mad:
    15.10.23- after yet another really Bad Week, wheel-out H for another airing at a Clan Grifter Get Together
    Note also TWO cream cakes for H - Mummy has allowed this even though she gripes that his residential have not been able to decrease his weight substantially, but then when he's with her he eats whatever he wants to keep him quiet. (Remember last summer when he rifled through the kitchen bin then ate the spaggy bog leftovers and other stuff he unearthed in there) www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-cuts-short-podcast-27941612?utm_source=mynewsassistant.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=embedded_search_item_desktop
    22.10.23 - Using H to flog Barf Bums again, thrusting the things under his nose to sniff. I wonder how many of the fruity ones he's eaten so far?
    Notice Jett does not even merit a mention in this rubbish, however he's kept sweet with copious bungs of cash to buy online game subs and extras, H gets whatever he wants to eat 24/7 and Bunty has skank's bank card logged on her phone to buy whatever crap she wants on Temu. Mother of the Year woo hoo!

    Trampy Towers, aka The Mucky Manshun or the Shitty Shack -
    13.10.23 - the fact the place is a decrepit hovel is apparently NOT skank's fault then - its Keiron's as usual. :ROFLMAO: These media fools are missing the point here because the only spirits she sees and talks to are 40% and in vodka bottles. No self respecting ghost would be seen in that shithole swirling about in a sea of stained, stinking, grey crushed velour , naff Barbie pink junk with fucking feathers or pom poms stuck all over the place, let alone the stench of cats piss and the dog shit everywhere. If these ghosts were'nt dead already a visit to the Shitty Shack would be enough to make them lose the will to live.
    And as to this BS - "Reclaimed my house" The place was in such tip top condition with her "Doing everything" wasn't it? So clean and tidy that C4 had to get in 3 cleaning crews to sort it out and clean the shithole before they could film the MM renovations on both occasions, plus they had to get in a company to blast through the septic system to try to get rid of the stench of sewerage caused by her neglect of the old place. 🤣
    14.10.23 - more regurgiated old rubbish, this time lauding "All the improvements skank has done" at the Shitty Shack - yeah Hahahaha! https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/gallery/inside-katie-prices-mucky-mansion-31097837 She has done none of this "work" at all, indeed its all superficial nonsense papering over the cracks in every sense of the words, plus it was grifted from the muppets at C4. Fact is that if skanky actually tidied the place up instead of throwing her crap everywhere it would be a 100% improvement without sellotaping Barbies to the walls or sticking pompoms everywhere.
    15.10.23 - Well it looks like despite all skank's assertions that "Nowboddys gonna tayk MYYYY ahse from MEEEEE!" have all been in vain. Word has it that the Shitty Shack has been removed from her talons at long last -
    Something has been going on this past two weeks because its been too quiet along with many lame deflection stories, so now we await the Monday morning exclusive in the media (wonder who skank and Edna have sold the story to?)
    "Katie price downsizing after giving up and selling the MM because of bad memories bad luck, burglaries, kidnap attempts, trespassing fly tippers, paps and journos stalking her and needed to move for the sake of her Mentawl 'Elf Isshoos" . 🤣
    Awww she will be being quiet as she’s too busy moving all the MM shit into a fleet of skips at the MM.
    * Note that this was AFTER K had fled from the thing so quite how the filth and disgusting mess is "His Fawlt" is questionable. It also highlights that skank knocks people for money without turning a hair. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10955498/katie-price-mucky-mansion-poo-takeaways-caretaker-smell/
    and this one too - and this was just shit from OUTSIDE the house, not the rest all over the floors & furnishings indoors
    https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/bankrupt-katie-price-owes-horse-21000236 :poop:
    20.10.23 - ah this explains the sudden appearance of Reet The Cleaner and fussing over the mess in the hovel - its trying to rent the dump out again! https://www.athomeestates.co.uk/8-bedroom-horsham-house-horsham-district-horsham
    22.10.23 - Unsurprisingly nobody seems to want to rent the Shitty Shack :ROFLMAO:

    The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her - (especially the Birmingham Mail!!)
    12.10.23 - here we go then, the first of the trash lifted from this week's Crapcast. At least she's not getting paid for it (y)
    Come on - which Krustie is responsible for this comment then?
    "I have got body dysmorphia'". No she hasn't - she's got "Desperately Needy, Everyone Look At Meee!" syndrome".
    14.10.23 - FFS its "showcasing" again! No its merely demonstrating the goods on offer like the marble slab at the fishmongers - same stink as well
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24402386/katie-price-tattoos-thong-instagram-onlyfans-peter-andre/ :ROFLMAO:🎬
    17.10.23 - taken from the Sun's article about her selling her dogs off. This para is very telling...! (She's like this with her bloke victims as well by the sound of it...!)
    A source said: “Katie’s kids will be so upset when they realise their pets are gone, but at this point Katie has too many dogs. She loves getting them when they’re puppies but goes off them when they grow up.”
    And here comes the Cavalry, the Birmingham Mail, sticking it to the skank as regards the dogs she's getting rid of
    "But at this point Katie has too many dogs. She loves getting them when they’re puppies but goes off them when they grow up.” Price has previously faced criticism from animal rights activists, with a Change.org petition reaching a staggering 30,000 signatures previously.
    “Puppies were found dead drowning in a neglected swimming pool. A horse was run over on a motorway. Animals just go missing in her home never to be seen again. Her guard dog broke into her neighbour’s garden and killed their chickens," said the petition creator previously.
    “A dog trained to attack people. Also ripped her cat apart. The neglect seen on her show My Crazy Life. Cat poo with mold growing on it. Dog poo just left on the floor. Clothes dumped all over the place... Alger (sic) growing in her pool where her puppy drowned. She jokes about her mucky mansion. But it ain’t a joke that animals are dying from her lack of care.
    “Being left alone to meet untimely deaths and nobody is saying enough is enough and carry on selling her animals. Three weeks ago a bulldog puppy named Rola was in her care... Nobody knows, including her, how it died. We need to stop this now no more animals need to die [sic].”

    Thank you Birmingham Mail for going where the rest of the media fear to tread!
    17.10.23 - Unbelievably even the lickspittles at OK magazine are gunning for the thing now over her flogging the animals under the pseudonym of her flunkey Felicia Dogsbody. https://www.ok.co.uk/lifestyle/katie-price-pets-tragically-died-31207868
    Let's hope this is the start of the tsunami that'll sweep it away at long last :)
    18.10.23 - Now heres Metro getting in their two-penneth's worth on Dog Gate. Note how they put the word "fake" in brackets, almost like they don't believe the skank either :ROFLMAO:
    19.10.23 - more shite lifted directly from it's Live rubbish today https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-heading-back-college-31229517.
    "Katie Price will be joining her daughter Princess Andre at college to study beauty, she has confirmed.
    The glamour model confirmed on her podcast, The Katie Price Show, that she and Princess will be going to college together because she thought her daughter was "bored" in the interview. She told her sister Sophie: "We start our beauty thing together soon, I enrolled us both.She wanted to go to college and do beauty and the course is about three years. I cut the interview short because I knew she was sitting there getting bored of listening to the three years. So we've cut it down."

    So skanky decided P's future direction for her then & in a nutshell she cut short her daughter's college interview because she thought three years was too long for a course. Just when I thought I couldn't be surprised by this creature then it goes and excells itself yet again by scraping the dregs from the barrell of utter shittyness
    21.10.23 - Heres the Sun using stuff gleaned from its crappy Live rubbish, the bit where Jett pipes up to say "She doesn't do drugs!" A boy of ten should not even be aware of such things surely? God knows what he's been subjected to at the Shitty Shack for the past year since skank abducted them both :mad:
    24.10.23 - https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-hot-water-over-27968979 - another ICBM from the Birmingham Mail! Woo Hoo!!!!!!
    and some more they've put on youtube https://youtu.be/jc90i5kG4Fo