Katie Price 85 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Riding high on a tsunami of BULLSHIT!

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
9.6.25 - Edna is apparently going on the Ozempic as well

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
12.6.25 - the vanity of it holds no bounds! This clean kitchen won't be her hard work either

15.6.25 - In Iyebeefa and really WIPING THE SHIT WIV DEM TWENNY YEAR OLDS again!
The bloody plasters on it's plastic arse really adds to the allure.................... This is a funny old bird with her wrinkled elbows and hanging folds of skin down her back. It's just as well you don't mind aging Skank, because you have,
* Bein' Awwwwllll Sekksii at Slymi, even though she wasting her time with him And still doing those ancient 1990s poses too And another one with the Laundry Man now
* Weapons-grade filters deployed!!!
Compared to this unfiltered one

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Taken from Portsmouth Pride - "A howell noo wurrrlllddd................."
ttps://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3597/3597872-1842c1131ffa1d7e10c9db8a6d4e060d.mp4
18.6.25 - Its sharing its' singing talents with the crew at Plastik in Iyebeefa, lucky them!!



Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
18.6.25 - Taken from an article about her spiralling insanity out in Iyebeefa. Its those pesky Mexican/Saaarf Affrikkan bandits back again making her new home just like the old Shitty Shack itself
"Elsewhere, Katie's personal life is reported to be 'spiraling' out of control as her landlord has concerns about her living arrangements. Katie's neighbours have reportedly complained about her, and this is having a knock-on effect.
"Katie's landlord is apparently worried about what's going on at the residence. It's a stunning new build that is now in need of new paintwork and the carpet needs replacing," an insider told Closer Magazine. "There are holes in the walls and some of the doors are off the hinges and the garden is covered in rubbish and not tended to."
The insider added that the rooms in Katie's new house are 'piled up with boxes' and that the carpets are badly stained from her pets soiling them. The former glamour model pays an eye-watering £4,500 a month to live in the property, but because of the complaints, it looks as though Katie's rental agreement will not be extended. "
* Well quelle surprise!!! At least the red tops have cottoned onto the fact she is being kicked out now too! As for the state of the house, well nobody here is surprised about that at all. It's EXACTLY what we warned would happen when they rented to her. Good luck with getting reference out of your landlord then skanky to help you find a new place to wreck/rent!
* As to the holes in the walls -' was that Harvey's handiwork again? He has history for punching holes in plasterboard, plus NOBODY is going to believe Bong is capable of doing that are they?

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
9.6.25 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15341463/jj-slater-reunites-mafs-ex-ella-morgan-katie-price/
Lego gets reunited with his ex-MAFS Missus & theres Skank pretending that she doesn't feel threatened by Ella's presence - but just look at its face with the faux smile/sneer slapped across it You can tell she’s smiling through angry Teef. She doesn’t want JJ anywhere near Ella who looks amazing in comparison to MEEEEE!
* In contrast we have NEVER seen Bong smile like this at the skank..... EVER!!

10.6.25 - Is he trying to corner the market in Religious Wear?
What next then? Bishop's cloaks & Mitre hats?
13.6.25 - And how does that weirdo Bongo sleep next to that smelly necrotic corpse at night knowing he has watched the deathly decline of her losing her house, her children and at least 4 stone in weight in the last 18 months? Bongo be warned - the Clan will throw you right under the bus if she pegs-it on your watch and you will never ever recover from it, so get out now!! He needs to escape now - get his Mommy to feign a medical emergency maybe seeing as his dad and sister seem to have disappeared recently and they were so pally with the skank at first.
13.6.25 - More like a weekend at Butlitz
* Awww look at his Birfday Tweet - a Spa day with his granny! Note he's wearing platform trainers to make him taller
Google says they're Cloudmonster trainers, set you back £160 if you're daft enough to buy them. Comfy apparently and will make you taller although he's probably got lifts inside too so can't do his laces up. Its either that or he missed the tying your own shoelaces session in nursery last week
* Awww look! Its Bong's birfday foter wiv' MEEEEE! Rough as a badger's arse Nevertheless the red-tops have announced the pic is "A gushing tribute to boyfriend on his birthday." Lucky lad!

# Ouch!! -

* "As an 18 year old kid I never thought I would be wanting Katie Price to put her clothes back on..... " The Pride audience's ears wanted to file a restraining order, she was fucking awful - you can imagine smoke and sparks coming out of the Autotune - you just want it to stop.
9.6.25 - That FB site she's bitching at are back!

10.6.25 - the comments on the Mail's CBD plugging article are on fire!
"Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the trailer trash has turned into an extra from the Walking Dead "
12.6.25 - so everybody LUVVVED MEEEEE! at Pride did they?


* Just a few comments from Evveryboddy wot LUVVVED MEEEEE!
14.6.25 - Heres a comment on Ryan's podcast
15.6.25 - its THAT FB PAGE again!
17.6.25 -
* A comment on her latest awful video flogging some God-awful JYY frock in her usual Top Moddle Stylie

Just so you can see the likeness - except that Pepperami CAN moddle!
* She's posted that Conor McGregor photo on her FB................ oh dear the comments are brutal on both of them!
18.6.25 - no words necessary

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!"-
9.6.25 - the audience look completely enthralled don't they? Just revolting
10.6.25 - Remember that hilarious Diesel advert she did with Bong? Why are they saying it "objectifys" skanky?
The thing IS an Object already FFS!!!
https://www.standard.co.uk/business/business-news/diesel-clothing-advert-banned-for-objectifying-katie-price-b1232277.html
"The model, Katie Price, was 46 years-old and had a body type that was not usually included in high fashion campaigns (the average age for editorial models being 16–23). They believed the image was a celebration of Ms Price’s sexuality and empowerment and was not objectifying, degrading or sexualising. The image showed Ms Price clearly in control in an active and dynamic pose where she proudly showed off her body and the handbag. The bag was the central feature of the image and she was wearing swimwear from their spring/summer 2025 collection, which they said was a reference to her history as a ‘page 3’ model and an encouragement to other mature women to be unafraid of their sexuality. They said the ad showed a confident woman with tattoos."
Basically what they say is that they've used all sorts of Other Moddles that were not The Norm either (yeah they used Bong as well!!) - hence why they used The Chief Freak skanky
* Proposed action? "The ad must not appear again in the form complained of. We told Diesel SpA t/a Diesel to ensure their future ads were socially responsible and did not cause serious or widespread blah blah blah......"
Thats the last we'll see of skank in her superstar moddle role then - and Bong!
She was thrilled with herself over this campaign, this was going to be the start of her Mainstream Moddlin' Career as opposed to just getting her plastics out inGlamma Moddlin' of the past. Oh dear.......
*She was used because she has made herself look like a freak & not because she is a bootiful and seksy mowdel ...
"They said Ms Price was well-known for her exaggerated appearance ... That exaggerated, eccentric and altered appearance formed part of the creativity of the campaign". Used BECAUSE she IS a freak then!!
* Part of the statement :- "The bag was the central feature of the image and she was wearing swimwear from their spring/summer 2025 collection, which they said was a reference to her history as a ‘page 3’ model and an encouragement to other MATURE WOMEN to be unafraid of their sexuality." But, but, she sez she's still young, fresh and all seksi?!
* “Only the tops of her thighs were visible in the ad, and we considered they did not appear to be unduly slender”
Hopefully Diesel edit her out of the ad and replace her with a Rubber Plant but still show Bong - that would be hilarious and she'll be furious!!!
12.6.25 - "Evvryboddy Luvvved MEEEEE!!" Of course they did.................... https://v45.tiktokcdn-eu.com/72608845c67c27865cb13c0d6ecd4f3f/684c0f52/video/tos/no1a/tos-no1a-ve-0068c001-no/ocBHo1KZDImGioEEtDNyEaYiHQW6BALviGBzl/?a=1233&bti=NDU3ZjAwOg%3D%3D&ch=0&cr=3&dr=0&lr=tiktok_m&cd=0%7C0%7C0%7C&cv=1&br=4682&bt=2341&cs=0&ds=3&ft=bCkK.m.MPD12NlG5Uh-Ux7.5hY3W3wv25XcAp&mime_type=video_mp4&qs=0&rc=ZGkzZGk3OTMzODhmMzw3PEBpM2d5NGw5cjV0NDMzbzczNUAuYjNfNGFeNjAxMmNeMjRhYSMwM2xoMmRrby9hLS1kMTFzcw%3D%3D&vvpl=1&l=202506121145096E4B907DD472FD05C528&btag=e000b5000
* Dragging up this Lie Fest again! FFS she had a wart on her finger!!! https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-battle-rare-form-35375493
It supposedly had a "cancer scare" on her hand but continues to get her nails done (and more regularly than most people) where uv lamps are used.? That is a cancer risk! Stupid cow
* You will note she always has the worst of everything. Rare cancer, Severe ADHD, worstest evva brokenest trotterz ever ever ever!! The only thing she really has that’s severe is Delusion.
15.6.27 - we are on the Meet & Greet Trail in Iyebeefa! I hope they won't be too disappointed when this Version doesn't show up Bookings must be VERY thin on the ground ... not a singing booking or even a nightclub 'appearance' ... just take a few pics with her for £5 a throw? She will be there for half an hour to pocket some cash yet she really is scratting around for paid bookings now Of course, it's all about 'Fitting things in around child care commitments' ... she cant just pop off abroad whenever she feels like it - can she? , oh, hang on ...
16.6.25 - It has pounced on a teenage lad now. She's grabbed his phone off him and messaged his girlfriend at home saying "Don't worry he's off to O beach with MEEEEE! and I will keep an eye on him" He laughs nervously as well he might - he looks around J's age
* Hawking this now - "How to get ready in a public car park" - scintillating stuff! https://youtu.be/Jhlixrzw6J8
How the mighty have fallen eh? ... not even a shared dressing room, instead having to get ready in her car ... how embarrassing!
17.6.25 - more garbage shot in Iybeefa - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3610/3610991-7ba8ff16318acdf915e472fa35146a0e.mp4
Check the classic skank comment - she says “'appy Birfday you sexy mutha f*cking ginger....... bet you got a big cock” Nice eh?
18.6.25 - Meanwhile her trashy behaviour is not going unnoticed. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-fans-say-its-35403718
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3611/3611678-edfd85d3f791d45564d50ea796d82610.mp4
Shocking the state she's in! The colour of her - she looks barbecued! The walk - she‘s really unsteady, drink in hand (she doesn’t drink tho) that stupid bum filler wobbling away on top of those stick legs, with her ridiculous fake plastic beach ball breasts displayed in a too small bikini. And here it is - 47 years old, all that work on her body to just resemble a badly burnt walking-dead cadaver.
Finally the loneliness of that scene, she looks miserable. that walk is a walk of sadness. All her friends are fake, she is surrounded by chancers and users, what an empty shallow life it is, if she wasn’t so horrible, full of venom and all that we know about her, maybe we could feel sorry for her but as it is NAH!! She could have had a wonderful family life but chose this way instead. That video is probably the most pitiful thing seen in a while but there’s no way back now, she wants this, she wants this vile Jordan side of her back & wants to be "desired" again (LOL), but as we can see it’s soooooooo gone for her. She has been wrecked for days out there whilst thinking she’s Jordan again, but actually it’s Jordan’s Nan staggering around that pool instead. She can’t carry on like this, that clip really looks like someone nearing the end and its tragic really, but hey we’re just Twolls aren’t we Skank?, We got it all wrong, the empire is coming back….that video says otherwise.

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
9.6.25 - Its all gone Pete Tong !! Sadly for her & Edna, they didn't make it to the new Celebrity Gogglebox . There will be NO TV programmes because she's a liability & poor Edna going to have to work very very hard to keep getting any gigs for this mutilated freak. What a dramatic downward spiral she's having. No lucrative deal's & then being kicked out of rental with little hope of any agencies wanting to take her on. Its clear she won't/can't pay 12 months rent in advance & even so who would want her living in their rental with all those poor animals?. Its also a dead cert there have been neighbour complaints too, plus, as we know, more court cases re her finances still to come. She's in a bit of a pickle innit!
11.6.25 - Back on Cameo now trying to get idiots to purchase persunawl Farver's Day Messidgis from MEEEEE! Who in their right mind would do so when "Jordan" is old news as well as old and past it?? https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3602/3602985-0a38c3e3d39e8708049b614df66096a9.mp4 A line from a very old song - "Nobody wants an over-age groupie now...." but yes we get it - she is desperate to be That Jordan again and thinks she IS That Jordan again, but sadly for her she is now Jordan’s aged Muvva the old hag AFP (aged 70+)
15.6.25 - Its bargain time folks! You might as well set light to a fiver in the waste-bin as buy this crap!
https://youtu.be/vsmx-g4HU6M

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
11.6.25 - Not quite Mentawl 'Elf but the thing's biological age is revealed
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-biological-age-exposed-35374744
At the end the analyst lady came in to give her the results of her biological-body test, Skank smirked and said 'You might be surprised' confident the results would show that she was lower than her 47 years, but the surprise was on HER, haha.
Her result was SEVENTY YEARS OLD!!

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
10.6.25 - she's still running with the H photos even though she sent him back last week for busting her precious telly - will the Brain Deads remember?
* When are the media going to accept that nobody except a few Brain Deads gives a shiny shite about what skank has done to MEEEEE! ?? Katie Price's fans beg her 'please stop' after worrying new appearance - The Mirror
Still, she is biologically SEVENTY so I guess she's entitled to look This Bad
* Said "fans" are all mentally deranged of course.....
12.6.25 - Heres the Brain Dead-In-Chief, none other than Bunnyboiler, here bitching against Westcrack and comparing her to her heroine, the skank Skank ought to take heed of Westcrack for this is the pathway she is hurtling along at breakneck speed, with the collapsed nose and her disintegrating face - not long now skanky luv!
13.6.25 - A contender for the title of Number One Brain-Dead here. Bunnyboiler will be getting jellus
Another illiterate loony!!

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
10.6.25 - back hawking the CBD again. My she looks mighty fine too but the comments are on fire though!!
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14796993/Katie-Price-shocks-fans-extremely-taut-face-advertises-CBD-oil-new-video.html
Grim. Look at her shrivelled arm as well
Heres the real Morticia, not the plastic fake of a long-lost sister, skanky.
12.6.25 - advertising the Turkish Butcher again - she must be after freebies https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3603/3603439-494985414321a2074b1452a0f605a858.mp4 She's very keen to involve the "lips" again after Portsmouth NoPride maybe she's had some improvements and tweaks downstairs and wants to show off her latest procedure?
* More JYY crap. This is Andy Pandy's Granny Look.
Moddlin' these dishrags in Dogshit Alley behind the rental too
"Fans concerned over mystery wheelchair seen in Katie's latest video!" Guessing it's the one H is wheeled around in for pap shots, but she was in such a hurry to get rid of him back to NSC that Lego didn't get chance to shove it in the boot of the Capri so its slung out in the back yard to rot. Pathetic
17.6.25 - One of very few delightful JYY monstrosities it has "moddled" - this being the entire reason for this trip to Iybeefa of course. A truly awful dress and a thoroughly USELESS MODDLE who can barely remain upright at the best of times, let alone when its trollied 24/7 It grabs the wall before she starts walking but at least she isn’t twirling this time - and theres no dogshit to avoid here either
18.6.25 - Now she's even dragged Laundry Man into the CBD saga - there she is feigning surprise that Laundry Man is also taking CBD for his Ishoos too!

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
9.6.25 - More rubbish on SC -
* At Portsmouth Pride, tells the crowd she is getting more bum filler this week.
* She's got a Sunday off, so girly shopping day with P and her friend, but Bong was there too. She's ramming the camera in his face so he walks away with the hump. Then she's taking the piss out of his FLAB clothes - she talks to him like she does Harvey.
* Spent a fortune again on bags of clothes, must be part of her 'reasonable living expenses' and spending her 6 figure OhChatAI fee.
* "My legs are so tired" really? Tired from what? Clonking up & down the stage screeching for 20mins? I guess she's more used to being on her back with her legs in the air though or having a giant loaded onto her belly
* More garbage from it - will it ever end? Surely there will come a time when people will get pissed off listening to the same old bollocks on a loop? Yep it is the same crap as it always is https://youtu.be/ysDBPtaQs2s
* She's going to set up H a TikTok, cameo and all of that
* Has to mention Pete
* Says ITV told her not to talk about SA and she thinks that why they don't use her anymore (not that she's a LYING SHITBAG then?
* On that topic - Something new from the Saaarrrrfff Affrikka tale...."Neil was unconscious", she's never mentioned that before!!!
* Reckons she never says anything bad about Pete
* Quietly slagging off Claire P no doubt because she is P's manager & even mentions Emily
Same old words and phrases she uses on every single bloody podcast
* She wouldn't do proper naked stuff on OFs
* Think she was having a dig about Carl doing stories, says she can't be bothered to respond as it's in the past, yet she's just spent most of the podcast talking about the past.
* Describes Bong as a good egg.
* Katherine Ryan is appalling herself but she's grovelling about & letting skank's gob off on an almighty one! She's leading Skank to slag Pete off yet again saying he was manipulative and constantly attacking little Miss Innocent on those out-of-context edited TikTok clips her rabid fans post. And theres skank sitting there loving it knowing she's got Ryan totally in her pocket
* She's asked if she eats a lot of processed foods or do you cook? It replies, "No not really". Then asked if she eats a lot of vegetables, fruits & plants to which it says "Yeah like pasta, shepherds pie, lamb chops...... McDs".
* The grovelling bint Ryan is blowing smoke up her arse again. then skank says she takes no vitamins & no supplements. Er what about the Collarjean that was soooo good for her skin, (that looks like boot leather), her nails that are acrylic, her hair is fake to replace what has fallen out and her joints that are barely holding her up And then theres all the CBD potions she's necking. She has conveniently forgotten that lot??.
*Says H doesn't really eat much but she puts his food on a small plate to pile it up, so it looks more to him. LIAR!! What was that four portion pack of cheesy wotsit filth she gave him the other day then??
* She has low blood pressure and doesn't take supplements (No CBD then??)
* They are talking about sunbeds, she is not happy you can't get Vit D from sunbeds.
* Men are the source of her stress.
* The the amaaaazin' reveal - Her biological age is 70
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3605/3605765-bf01b00a9ae9f043c39bc94f3db281cc.mp4
This pathetic, formulaic Katherine Ryan interview is exactly the same old nonsense as every other outing with these tedious podcasters Here skank has posted this clip from the interview to show how she means every word she's said, ie she's still proclaiming that she is wiping the with 20 year olds on photoshoots. And theres the nodding dog Ryan acceeding to the statement
And even more garbage on her SC now -
* She looks awful, she actually looks unwell, she's tired all the time, she looks and sounds so unhealthy.
*She’s charging the car again. (She ought to try plugging herself in)
* She’s a total mess now but is proud of her Pride performance and her new AI Jordan Skank Bot
So more "pampering" today then?
* H doesn’t have as many meltdowns as he used to, much better now (sedation I expect). She can deal with him, & she knows the signs so not a problem… (yeah she just sends him back to Star when he starts on one)
*The rest is the usual boring piffle. She's got to entertain herself sitting in the car waiting for it to charge.
* Got a JYY shoot - off abroad so she can call it a "working trip"
* No sign of her moving though even though it’s clear something was happening a couple of weeks ago with her complaining on the Pod she can’t find a rental, but we ain’t seeing her packing up yet. Maybe she's going to squat at the RR instead?
* She watched Love Island, (She must hate that Maya Jama, she is everything Skank still thinks she is - bet she has the evil eye for Maya)
11.6.25 - todays SC dump, filmed yesterday
Podcast recorded
Going away for a shoot at the weekend, so needs to pack. Stuff all over the bed in a heap, loads of designer shoes, loads of bikinis, must be going abroad for an OFs shoot. Got Skims.
Eyelashes later, got them done at LAStudio, then had her hair done, as she can't be bothered to dry it.
Dog walk
Nails this week
Just fed the animals
Going for a sunbed
Today she is getting more bumfiller and needs to get something for JJ's birthday this week. P, J & J in Ibiza this week.
Another big shop in Sainsbury's
Bowl of spag pasta
Loads of Euromillions tickets bought.
Watching Love Island. The usual B O R I N G crap then
12.6.25 - Her and Edna bigging themselves up on Crapcast mode -
* Primarily this
* Slurring all over the place too https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3603/3603909-9ad2a04ac32f89980455e789c2ccace0.mp4
*Apparently she looks a state, has a headache, no lashes, hair needs a wash, nails chipped, she's due on her period this week. she's got the belly. She thought she looked good at Pride.
* Edna reckons she has put on weight.
*So Ben the producer has his little girl there on the screen while recording the pod and skank is saying the word "bitch".
* Love Island talk.
* Moaning that people says she just talks about herself - says "Well it is my show:".
* Skank tells Edna her house talk is boring. (Could that be because skank doesn't have one perhaps???)
* P came to Pride; Skank said P followed them and KP said to P "I'm going to be late........" because SHE (P) was going under the speed limit....SO KP STILL SPEEDS!
* It looks like skank left her behind to make her own way by giving her the postcode.
* Her getting ready in the car park and her amaaaaazin' performance at pride - all recorded for her YT
* P is filming out in Ibiza, they both got loads of matching outfits when they went shopping. Skan reckons she is going to stay at Producers house in France.
* Skank reckons she has baby brain and not even pregnant, then says "No ize pre-menstral, is that the word?" (Just like she did in the CBD ad the other day)
This garbage is all very repetitive.
* Talking about H smashing up her 85inch TV,. Bong drove him back to residential, he said he was very quiet in the car going back to college. Apparently what upset him was something about thunder? (Was there any? More like he was finally fucked-off with Mummy".)
* Grift Alert!!! She asked if anyone wants to give her an 85inch tv to send it her way
* Back to LI as they didn't really start talking about it before. Boring.
* She's still in touch with Catherine, her old PA. (Inside knowledge says this is bullshit)
* Fascinating info here - Edna picks her lips badly when she is anxious
* Talking about WW2 - KP knows zero about the war or where Dunkirk is or Normandy (despite her Grandfather being a G.I..???)
* Skankbot Jordan the digital twin...KP might change her hair to go lighter. - She wishes she looked like her digital twin
* Special guest on the pod next week, it's a she and she has a stage name. Oh it's GK Barry................
* Edna off to a hospice & skank said she would have gone with her but only just found out that she was going. (Jeez as if being in a hospice ain't bad enough but to then get those arseholes turn up???)
*That's another exciting episode dealt with then...........................
13.6.25 - more crap from Snapchat - it is so boring like everything else it posts.
*Yesterday she reckons she had a cold coming on but she she sounds so tired. Its like this all the time now
* She seems vague, her speech is laboured, she appears to be bored of it all herself now.
* Took Rookie to the stables as she’s going away, so atleast he'll be cared for properly and with luck she won't pick him up.
* She's off abroad this weekend then. (Who looks after the other pets now DL is AWOL?)
*Had her nails done again , Eyebrows sorted (are they really?) and is having her lips pumped full of again today.
* Says her gigantic arse is tender from the BBL, but adds “that’s the price you pay for beauty” …err it looks like a comedy arse. All she does is pamper herself and each passing month she just looks worse and worse
15.6.25 - and more SC rubbish -
*she was knackered yesterday as in the airport at 430am then bitching about Darth being late so no one can help her with her two suitcases.
*Birthday Boy Bong has been dumped since he obviously cramps her dubious style, she wants to "play", or something more nefarious is planned Left birthday Bong at home babysitting and cleaning up dog/cat shit while she jollies off on a "business" trip.
* She’s out there for just 4 days. 80 photos for JYY, so expect plenty sold to the Red Tops.
*J has been partying with Slymi, appears he’s going into her world readily - it appears those two kids have thrown away their private education
* She looks terrible with heavily sun damaged skin, how she doesn’t have skin cancer already since she’s actually fair skinned, yet she’s doing about 4 sun bed sessions a week, she doesn’t wear protection on these hols, her face is always burnt - By rights surely carcinomas will hit her soon? Her health looks wrecked, but she still keeps going - maybe it’s the keeping her functioning That forehead though, the sun damage...... but she's wiping the with everyone eh ??….
17.6.25 - more SC drivel from it
Yesterday in her room says “Looked back at the videos, ooooooh, but you’re allowed a little drink in Ibiza” wink - she was shit-faced and was that just drink anyway? She went out at lunch, met J and his gf, went clubbing with them, Darth and her gay entourage, met Chloe Ferry briefly, said she was tired and wanted her bed, but carried on clubbing regardless - hence hammered again.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3609/3609684-dd2679661d843537d447035d2e807c97.mp4
Pictured here with The Laundry Man
17.6.25 - today's SC rubbish from it, the same-old-same-old really only this time it's moaning about it's Hangover!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3611/3611092-8837f94f371c48fedd5d7dbd40befbc5.mp4
*She's wrecked again, slept in her make up, voice is done in. She's done with clubs
*Said her and Ross walking around starkers in the room, she has "Seen his b*ll sack so many times" apparently .
*Off out later with Chloe, Chloe ordered one slice of pizza, as they all went to a very expensive restaurant, she ordered spaghetti, (it was a very small plateful) said it nearly bankrupted her again. Think they were at the Cipriani restaurant, (it's about 50 euros for a bowl of pasta)
*Looks like that young lad was with her again, although KP said they were the gay ones sitting over that side with Slymi & Ross(Maybe these young lads just pretend to be gay just so they can avoid being preyed-upon and obliged to shag the skank?)
So then basically she woke up with a massive hangover then moaned about clubbing........... She seems to have forgotten that at 47, a "mum" of five kids, she's certainly not 18 years old and she's not even "Jordan" these days either & that’s why she's f*cked!! Her raddled old body has had enough of it!!! Darth appears to have gone home having done twenty minutes worth of grim photos of the thing and now its hanging out and sharing a room with her gay friend Ross. They went out to that Lounge thing and got hammered again. Oh, and she was stunned by the price of her very small portion of Spag Bol dinner at Cipriani- she said it nearly bankrupted her (but why would that worry someone as "minted" as her eh?)

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
11.6.25 - Trying to flog Father’s Day messages on her Cameo Does anybody despise their Father enough to send him a message from Bucket Gob?
Could it be that those Useless Trustees have finally put the pressure on her to make her payments? .

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
9.6.25 - "I know I have surgery and stuff like that but I don’t have surgery to look younger – I just look fresher."
She looks about as fresh as a corpse Just look at the shape of it for a start
That bloke's face though
10.6.25 - She promotes this one remember - Dr. Death aka Ricky Sawyer
"PRICE TO PAY I wanted boobs and a bum like Katie Price but nearly DIED when her ‘surgeon’ botched my body"
'The doctors said I had sepsis in my boob and if I hadn’t gone in when I did, I would likely have died'

11.6.25 - Yes its all down to "Twarmer" again instead of her dodgy Lifestyle
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-biological-age-exposed-35374744
Yep its Twarmer rather than the sunbeds, poor diet, fags, vaping, booze and
* Seventy is not just her biological age because her physical age looks like she’s well into her 70’s, if not older. There is NO WAY BACK from the damage she’s done to herself and its all her own doing - its not Men nor anybody else, its HER fault alone.
* More arse filler ready for her 'oliday - Dr Death the Arse Filler Geezer?
Either way skank seems trollied so she must be enjoying the anaesthesia (or something else?
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3603/3603462-947d25603cb2d795a59b004e7589b26d.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3603/3603479-a14bc3f3d51693757cd181aa72d09808.mp4 Yep trollied again!
12.6.25 - and more "sparking concern" when actually nobody gives a shit!
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15360623/katie-price-shows-off-bum-more-filler-added/
* Those Grand National jump eyebrows have been re-rollered too She's got the nerve to call this "Flawless Look"?As Einstein said ...
'Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'
16.6.25 - look at it trying to wink seductively here https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20250616_162846_tiktok-jpg.3608925/ Instead it looks as if she's had a stroke

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
11.6.25 - and getting at their wives too - especially Mrs André. Katie Price makes surprising comment about ex Peter Andre's wife Emily - despite not speaking to him after split | The Irish Sun
The delusion is still strong though - " Speaking about their lack of communication, she said on the We Need To Talk podcast: "Until this day, me and Pete have never sat down and spoken about it. It's all through lawyers. I've never sat down with him.... we probably would've sorted it out but we were kept apart."
Yes she still thinks Pete holds a torch for her even after everything she's put him, his wife and more importantly, their chidren through. She is deranged!
12.6.25 - and more slagging off Pete, this time over not being included in P's telly programme despite how important she is
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/2067530/katie-price-slams-peter-andre-princess-junior
Now, speaking exclusively to the Express.co.uk, Katie, 47, has alleged that it is her ex-husband Peter, 52, and their children's management who are behind the warnings. While promoting her new 'digital twin', an AI version of her alterego Jordan, on the platform OhChat, the mum-of-five revealed she knew exactly who was behind the cautionary comments to her kids.
When asked for her response to our story, she replied: "It's not the kids, it's their management and their dad that does that. It's not the kids at all."
* Not that Pete gives a shiny one - he's had decades of her bullshit so it goes straight over him now without even acknowledging her. Poor, poor skanky playing the victim again, as usual. She just can't help herself from saying stuff about Pete -she really wants him to publicly reply to her so she can start a fight and be the victim even more,but he doen't bite back whatever she says or does (unless its via a solicitor)

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
11.6.25 - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3603/3603479-a14bc3f3d51693757cd181aa72d09808.mp4
12.6.25 - the state of it now is beyond funny really. She is an addict, her rambling-on whilst loving being under twilight sedation during the procedure and then dosed up with heavy duty pain meds since (that she will be over dosing herself on) and then stupidly thinking no one can tell!!! The drugs are helping her cope with the fact that P is not really playing ball and acceding to Mummy's Orders and now it appears she may finally have lost her cash cow (H) as safeguarding has finally kicked in with H after what happened - was that what the zoom calls were about? Skank is now completely alone with no kids or relationship to sell (no one is interested in her and Bong's tedious sham of a 'relationship') ... in fact, its like back at the start when she was Jordan except she is'nt 25 nowand certainly does'nt look anything like that that anymore.
She finally got her wish then - Jordan is back, just not quite how she thought it would be though
17.6.25 - today its on video whingeing about her hangover from a night on the razzle in Iybeefa. Now who was it proclaiming only recently that "I don't drink......"

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
10.6.25 - Lifted off another tedious Crapcast
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/katie-price-speaks-out-peter-10252123
* You will note from the recent SC that skank was slagging off Emily André again, desperately trying to diss her by saying Emily doesn't take the kids anywhere with her. Well thats TRUE - no she doesn't skanky because unlike you she doesn't use them as fodder for the red tops! She protects them. She also doesn't spend all her time galavanting around all over the place dragging them to nail bars & hair salons, or shoving her phone in their faces every ten seconds like skank does! Yes, she has a REAL job, and the children go to school.
14.6.25 - Now having a swipe at P for driving too slowly and making MEEEEE! late for the superstar appearance at Portsmouth Pride. Proves that she's still speeding though
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15372534/katie-price-swipe-princesss-driving/

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
10.6.25 - back for a spot of "Crooly Mum Shamed" again by Clemmie's new apprentice groveller at The Sun
Katie Price cruelly slammed by mum-shaming trolls as she poses with son Harvey at home | The Irish Sun
Its just more BULLSHIT from another grovelling lickspittle!!
* As of today's bollockfest on that crap Katherine Ryan podcast, Saaarrrfff Affrikka takes on yet another twist in the tale! Today skanky announced that "Neil was unconcious................" to add to being "covered in blood...."
Now theres a new bit of info / LIE eh?
* Now this will be labelled as "Twolling" of course https://youtu.be/MHoKH9lZ8UI
Much as HG Tudor is generally spot on, he's missed something and needs to reconsider his narrative otherwise he'll be lambasted for fake news & lies. He says she thinks she's a singer. I remember there are at least two recent vids of Skank where she admits she's not a singer but she loves to sing... That's her excuse. More fool those who pay her for the privilege! Nevertheless that is a brilliant deconstruction of her singing, spot on, if only the other podcasters who interview her said this, but he nails everything about her abysmal act. Why are there so few public voices calling her out? That Pride performance was abysmal, perhaps her worst yet - it was really really bad, but skank is beyond delusional yet on she goes. She’ll still get bookings, but WTF wrong with the people who book her??
*This "Ize carn't sinng but Ize juss luvvit" is a recent excuse. Just a few weeks ago she insisted she was 'Recording an album called Katie Prices Bangers' and was going 'on a singing tour' with Arsehat - and now she says she isnt a "singer" ? However she doesnt say she cant sing simply because the delusional old bat believes that she can and she is still expecting a record contract to appear because she is in so much demand from "fans"
14.6.25 - Somebody has set up another FB page Gotta love the header photo they chose!
15.6.25 - and we're back on the "Crooly Twolled" bollocks again Katie Price cruelly trolled over her appearance as she shares birthday tribute to boyfriend JJ | The Irish Sun
17.6.25 - so she thinks she's getting Tattle closed down eh? Point is skanky, if you do that you'll sink faster than ever
Just imagine searching your name up on Google and finding a Tattle page where despite being a total abomination, an embarrassment to yourself and your children, a pet killer, a druggy, a criminal, a habitual menace on the roadsand the all the rest.... you are expecting to find only compliments about yourself?
Its truly baffling how offended these people get. Heres a tip then - maybe don't go looking unless you can handle some home truths?. Not everyone is going to lick her over filled arse! Her ego is almost as big as her tits.
* Does this not apply though?
Freedom of speech, or freedom of expression, is the right to communicate one's opinions and ideas without fear of government censorship or retaliation. It's a fundamental human right, but it's not absolute and can be limited to protect other rights or societal values. In the UK, freedom of expression is primarily protected by Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights, as incorporated by the Human Rights Act 1998
* Imagine having a photo of yourself naked and covered in somleone's shit on X and the owner of the site and the millions that saw it are not being prosecuted? She's gonna be mighty busy prosecuting everyone over that...............
* Most Tattlers have made genuine honest observations on her life style and the things she posts and most is evidenced via facts and wiki. If she wasn't such a reprehensible shitbag then NONE of it would be Out There would it?
* 99% of what skank says can be proved as either LIES or bending the truthto suit her own purposes, it's in print in interviews in the red tops, in print in her books, it's posted on her own social media accounts and talked about on her podcast or other's podcasts she appears on and in pictures as well..
Each of the stories and claims she makes change at least 3 times and can be proven to change each time she opens her mouth. You only need to look at The Saaarrrfff Affrikka Saga to see that, as plain as daylight itself, with all its different versions straight from her lying trap!

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
9.6.25 -
12.6.25 - another one from the massive archive she built up whilst she had him in custody
He looks better than skank though
13.6.25 - It seems she even finds H taking the piss out of MEEEEE! very funny for some reason. Oh well
One of the staff must have taken this shot as he is back in his room at residential away from the clutches of Mummy, but then he would have been dumped back by now anyway as it's off on 'oliday tomorrow. H certainly he doesn't look like someone who 'hates' his college as much as Mumlmy sez does he? He seems far happier there than when he is with her, indeed he hasn't got that glowering menacing look in his eyes like he's just about to kick off & punch something (or someone) that he usually has when he's with her.
15.6.25 - the exploitation steps up another notch https://youtu.be/vsmx-g4HU6M Its strange that with her well known lack of care for her children that there is no one looking at her actions and saying "Enough now!". H has been failed and all in plain sight, its very concerning to see this happening but this is always the case with her - yet again we see a safeguarding failure by those in charge of her child’s welfare. Two packages for members. Harvey Price £2.99 Full price £5.99. Im a bit disappointed there’s no JJ Half price. £5.99 to watch her exploit H yet again.
* Yet what pleasure do her fans get out of seeing a morbidly obese man who’s struggling with his health now being constantly exploited by his" mother"? These people are oddballs, they're scary and creepy even, they just see him as a laugh - yet it’s not funny, it’s not hilarious or cute to watch him swear or see him gorge muffins and cake constantly, indeed it’s so sad to witness him performing as they clap along whilst laughing at him. It’s so horrible she can do this to anyone let alone her own son.

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
9.6.25 - So then. P is NOT her Mini-MEEEEE! after all? Plus theres a ZERO possibility of P doing OF or any of the rest of the sleaze Mummy does either https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-id-support-princess-35348798
* "I’m so excited and the younger generation – because I always get asked when I’m live on TikTok and stuff, people are like, ‘Who’s Jordan’ now they’ll get to see who Jordan is, Yes, bring her back," she says. (BUT SHE IS JORDAN
Age, for me, is just a number. Yes, I know I have surgery and stuff like that but I don’t have surgery to look younger – I just look fresher. But age doesn’t bother me at all because I still feel as if I’m young. I’m still young-hearted and I still do the things that I want to do, nothing has changed just because I’ve got older and I’m looking forward to turning 50 because I’ll be even sexier at 50!. Whatever path any of her children choose to pursue, Katie will always be there to support and provide advice. When asked what advice she'd give her kids, she reveals: "I speak to them everyday and see them everyday. I would never stop them, they’ve got to work things out themselves.
All I’d say is, don’t have all your eggs in one basket with management because, you know, it doesn’t work like that. And I think there would be people out there who just want to try and turn them into me but I want her… there’s only one me and there will be only one Princess, I want them to be individuals because the last thing I want is them to say [is], ‘oh you’re just copying your mum, haven’t you got your own identity’. Utter bollocks as usual
* and for the statement that her age doesn't bother her because she's still young on the inside - the fact she is always tired and moaning about it shows otherwise! Also, why is she constantly altering The Outside if she's "not bothered about it"?
* You gotta laugh to read her saying she’s "Proud of P&J for how well-mannered they are......."
As if thats anything to do with her, she being the coarse, potty-mouthed, foul old trollop!!.
Its actually down to Peter - not her - she’s on record as having said she likes her kids to be "Feral."
10.6.25 - her tentacles of sleaze appear to have got themselves firmly wrapped around P by the looks of it
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35333082/katie-price-princess-approves-raunchy-onlyfans-photos/ Also, in the actual crapcast it says knowingly that "It's perfectly OK to have more than one Manager.........." Now I wonder who that other Manager might be eh?
13.6.25 - Oh dear. It looks like the thing IS going to gatecrash J&P's 'oliday and filming session in Ibeefa despite being told to stay away! No surprise really. This OF shoot is BS - she’s going to gatecrash this holiday even when told to stay away from them, but skank will not do that because she needs to keep trying to use them now she can’t use B & J. Skank is fuming isn’t she? https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8704-jpeg.3605188/

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
10.6.25 - Its BFF Lardy Lou grovelling about after it again - woo hoo!
16.6.25 - this shows the calibre of her Fwends she hangs about with. May she never get those kids back EVER
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-parties-conor-mcgregor-35402026 - look at her getting awwwlll seksii at A Convicted Rapist (and alleged donor of the ) But he's such a "nice" bloke though https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/35444964/conor-mcgregor-pummels-reveller-ibiza/?utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwK-fTBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHn-CJ6Jq3rsDbWcTwsoJuKd_vLz1_Tbr3CJhYnH7AbPF-z176-jXioL5tKyt_aem_3UPEUzak5yEuj4KObgCZaQ
* and another of her seedy "mates" - Laundry Man. (Comment in the Mail)


Only Grans and Suchlike -
9.6.25 - https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14792505/Katie-Price-British-star-trademark-AI-image-Jordan.html
She's got EIGHT likes so far Thats way off her multi-millions target then
* Then suddenly an hour later Skank Bot has over 5000 likes?? Methinks Chatbot HQ have added a load on so that the pervs don't feel lonely Carmen Electra has jumped to 6.1K and Tara 6.7K when Tara only had 1.3K an hour ago, plus several other Bots have all of a sudden all got 5.4k likes too - amaaaazin' innit?? The site are manipulating the figures
Tara Bot is a clever one though - she has already got the measure of the Skank Bot -

Goodness me - we will have Bots brawling and cat-fighting amongst themselves at this rate
* She's copping-it on her FB over Skank Bot though and rightly so
10.6.25 - Yes Tara Bot has really got the Skank Bot sussed "A boring old Has-Been...."
Yep Tara has got skank's number alright What's amazing about this is that the algorithm must have been programmed with the fact that Skank is a money-grubbing, boring old has-been. An AI bot wouldn't have come up with that unaided and really it goes to show what the people who filmed her and took sound recordings thought of her!
* https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14793553/Katie-Price-OnlyFans-topless-Jordan-deal-risky-twin.html
"She hints fans will see a 'riskier' side that even her OnlyFans doesn't get to see" Gotta love how they refer to her as "Loudmouth Jordan" though
This article also contains a comprehensive list of her surgeries over the years - and there are many of them! The comments are Not Kind either
* https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2066849/katie-price-AI They seem to have forgotten that The Real Jordan is "soulless and empty" This bit tho...
"This hyperrealistic chatbot even speaks in that harsh, flat-toned voice of hers. With nothing off limits, fans can ask the former Page 3 star anything their loin desires… Probably not tax advice though. After being declared bankrupt twice and forced to sell her so-called Mucky Mansion to keep HMRC at bay" .
11.6.25 - Closer are having another little dig at it though
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-jordan-comeback/
* "I’ve got so many fans from the Jordan days and it will also bring in new people. The AI side of things is scary, but you’ve got to go with the times. I’m not worried, though. I made it clear in the initial chats that there would be no porn. Jordan in her day was sexy, sassy and sexual. I don’t ever want to take that away, because at the end of the day, that is me.’
She adds, ‘A lot of people would probably be hanging it up now, but I couldn’t be hungrier. There’s no time for me to retire – I don’t ever see that happening."
* Can it really afford to retire anyway with all her debt and the rest of it? In any case it's dodgy lifestyle will see it off long before then and as for all these "fans", didn’t she state quite recently (on multiple podcasts), that nowadays people have no idea who Jordan was?
11.6.25 - WARNING HERE ON THESE! https://tattle.life/attachments/3601871/
Its NOT porn though you must understand that - skank will be so upset to see Her Glorious Name is being misused so badly..........Come on you journos - get to work!!!
* This is funny though
* From a Times article about this AI porno skankbot
Thankyou Caitlin Moran! She's wrong though - skank sez "Iss not Porn!!!" and we must therefore take Her Word on that https://tattle.life/attachments/1749730666310-png.3602996/
12.6.25 - On the Pod she was telling the to sign up to OhChat so you can chat to Jordan Skank is trying to make out it’s like you have a fun chat with Jordan from 2001, but its been proven the AI is programmed to steer the chat back to sex all the time. You can try taking about other stuff & it will answer you, but then it will try to get dirty with you. Her fans are in for a shock if they sign up, it’s sex chat for people to get off on & nothing more! Its sleaze. Some of the Red Tops have already picked up on this, Caitlin Moran certainly did in her piece in The TImes but this isn‘t gonna go the way skank thinks it will because basically it might be AI but she’s now moved her name and image into the soft core porn world.
* Its no surprise the Skank Bot is as sleazy as it is when there are still photos like this from The Jordan Days knocking about. Don't ask where its hands are though Ever classy is the skank......................

Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! -
11.6.25 - we've not had one of these for a long time but it said on SC that it's off abroad taking foters for JYY.
Ahh yes ... the old 'work trip' excuse to write a holiday off as expenses. Is she going to gatecrash J&P's 'oliday in Iybeefa or just more butchery in Turkey?
14.6.25 - yes its just rocked-up in Iyebeefa exactly as predicted,, to stick her fingers up at Pete and Clare. Quelle surprise!
* Its with Slymi and the major-league creep Lineker - think we can guess why she's there
* And off we go with the hideous bikini shots And partying with the Glitterati eh?
*Notice skank can sneak out of the country when she wants -wonder how many trips she has made abroad (to earn some client coin) without anyone knowing when she's been off radar for a few days and posting old videos and pictures to social media?. Must have caught a flight straight after bong boy's birthday spa present, that's if they were actually at the spa yesterday, but it was so predictable skank would end up in Ibiza and not staying in France like she said she was.
But she's back with Slymi fat little fuck Rymi the fixer and pimp. and Laundering Lineker the tax avoiding money man...
So predictable a skint skank and those 2 slimy wankers crawl out from under their rocks to exploit the situation.
* Doing the Funky Chicken
* Its in Iybeefa with Darth trying to pull the pretence that she's doing a shitty fotershewt for Jyy
15.6.25 - Yes Double Bankrupt is living it up for four days in Iybeefa! Amare hotel in Ibiza - the starting price for two people b and b is €1590.68 for 4 nights. Lot of money to spend on a photo shoot for cheap clothes unless of course there is "other business" to attend to.
This AI really captures the pair of 'em beautifully
16.6.25 - Distraction time - photo of Rookie unsecured in the car again Who is caring for all the animals whilst it slags it about in Iybeefa?
Old Rookie car pictures and deflection from not being home with the kids who she looks after all on her own 24/7 & has to work around, the ones she turns down work for and cancelled her K&K tour because of child care commitments.
* Truly repulsive - this lot appear to be the ones in Ireland that she regularly visits............................ And it looks trollied already.
* It seems skank did not bother turning up for her hoardes of rabid "fans" at Jacaranda after all - all 6 of them!

* Here it is posing with the staff previously though No girls to wipe the shit with though.
* She really should avoid being filmed anywhere near young people, in fact anyone under 80 as her shockingly wrinkled cadaverous face and body and wooden "dance" moves do not look good in comparison
The lady behind her is stifling a giggle by the looks of it

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
10.6.25 - https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/2066922/katie-price-sparks-concern-weight-loss -
Again, more of the "sparking concern" bollocks but in reality a nice little dig at Skeletor
11.6.25 - Now come on Closer mag - this is NOT very Kind of you is it? Look at the those photos they chose

12.6.25 - The Express are really going for the jugular on the thing over her Skank Bot porno!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2066849/katie-price-AI
13.6.25 - Katie Price’s high fashion ad BANNED for ‘objectifying and sexualising women’ | The Irish Sun
15.6.25 - The Mail have run an article about one of the earlier Exes, Scott Sullivan who went one to have a very happy successful life The comments are saying he's lucky to have escaped when he did
* As to the other pile of crap in the Sun she's got nearly 3500 comments with about three positive ones in amongst it. Can't think why that would be
* Topless Katie Price shows off her new bum and tattoos in bikini as she parties with Dean Gaffney & Jamie O'Hara in Ibiza | The Irish Sun Making mention of those seksii plasters on her plastic arse and her being a "Former Glamour moddle......."
* Now heres a rarity - OKrap mag sticking it to her!! Gone are the days they grovelled after her - finally!!! - suddenly they've realised she is falling fast, whereas Pete and Emily are flying high. https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-leave-peter-alone-35389648

* and the Mirror now as well https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-told-leave-peter-35389481
Skank has apparently been telling P that she should do Only Fans when she's 18 in a couple of weeks! What sort of mother would be encouraging that especially as she knows how bad it can be on there??! One like AFP perhaps, she who touted the skank about at the same age??
* Thankfully a source said "The Only Fans suggestion couldn’t be further from Princess’ planned career..... Princess has her own career and identity and is doing really well doing her own thing. Brands are desperate to work with her and she’s even had to turn work down she’s so in demand. She’s definitely not going to do OnlyFans." Mini-MEEEEE! is not co-operating then eh skank?
* Oh indeed, the tabloids are monitoring it's socials to lift bits out for use
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35422442/katie-price-peaked-boozy-lunch-bikini-ibiza/ This is "The woman who doesn’t drink who had a boozy lunch"….and what about the rest of it eh The Sun? She’s been hard at it for 2 days with no doubt more of the same today…
* https://www.devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv/katie-price-peter-andre-odds-10267966?int_source=nba
17.7.25 - In the SC it was remarking about how much she was obliged to pay for a bowl of Spaggy Bog in some expensive restaurant, cocking a snook basically that she CAN afford to pay exorbitant prices seeing as she is "minted". The tabloids have leapt on her piss-taking!
"Bikini-clad Katie Price makes a surprising bankruptcy joke as she pokes fun at her financial troubles after sparking concern with shrinking frame
And Katie has now poked fun at her financial troubles while taking snaps with her pal as she sported a tiny pink bikini on holiday.
'We came to slay!!!' she wrote on Instagram. 'OMG that spaghetti nearly Bankrupted me again [shocked emoji].'
The snap showed Katie's ever shrinking frame as she showed of her tiny torso in a pink ruched triangle bikini".
18.6.25 - There’s about 50 pictures of her in the mail in her bikini…. (We don't neeed to see more of them ) Skank is in the pool with her freshly done bbl - way to go KP! Even the grovellers at the Mail call it "Botched"
* Daily Star now -