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  • * Its Tea Time!!!! ☕ Word has it that.....................................
    * Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
    * Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
    * Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
    * Price.Dropped 2025
    * Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
    * Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
    * Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
    * Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
    * Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
    * Clan Grifter Gossip
    * Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
    * # Ouch!!
    * Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
    * "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
    *"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -

    * Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
    *"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
    * The Braindeads are Amongst us!
    * Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
    * Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
    * Lies, Lies and More Lies
    * Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" :LOL:
    * The Dodgy Ex-Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
    * Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
    * Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
    * The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
    * Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
    * "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
    * Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA :mad: - Justice for Blade!
    * Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
    * Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
    * Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
    * Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
    * Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
    * Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
    * Fwends Woo Hoo!
    * Only Grans and Suchlike
    * Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
    * The Browkern Trotters
    * The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

    Its Tea Time!!!! ☕ Word has it that.....................................
    28.9.25 - latest from Popbitch: "Peter Andre might be using seat fillers while Katie P (and Kerry K) charge full price, but at least Pandre usually bothers to turn up.
    Katie keeps cancelling or turning up late for her gigs. This week she blamed being rushed to hospital for stitches. She's also been citing her weight-loss, saying she’s been needing trips to doctors to get answers for why she’s so thin. The media pack had just been assuming the answer was gak+GLP-1s, mixed in with way too many surgeries. Katie’s claims won’t absolutely convince journos otherwise, as many have been stung in the past by the Pricey camp.
    One ex-Mirror journo recounted how Katie's management team once called to say Katie would be on Brighton Pier doing something worth covering. On arrival, the hack realised they'd been set up, as they were met instead by a full TV crew filming Katie’s reality show just so she could be filmed berating the journalist for ‘press intrusion’
    :ROFLMAO:
    * Ash the Pap now. He was asked by someone "How come Katie went bankrupt, doesn't pay and still has money" He said the first bankruptcy was her business as we know and she gets money through her various "managers" who presumably are her dodgy brother and the Edna. All the things we suspected.
    * Danny and Edna are on the 40% deducctions list as are Slymi Rymi and Jeyda as well - so who are these "managers" that presumably skank is using to avoid the 40% deductions? Can only think of Bong, Lardy Lou, Dim Lynne (now she's back) and Amy the enabler - they can act as "managers" so coin can be put in their accounts and avoid the 40%.
    * Word has it that the owner of the Bankrupt's Bungalow is already under fire from the neighbours over the noise, disruption and parking chaos skank has brought to the area. Only another ten months to go matey and you can't say you were not warned what would happen if you let skanky across the threshold.😁
    2.10.25 - Apparently she has 2 interesting neighbours living near the new rental. One is a Magistrate & another is a retired (high ranking) police officer therefore it's hardly surprising that complaints have already been made about her mere presence in what was once a quiet backwater :LOL: ;).
    * Also yet another new company has been set up by Danny boy & Edna to funnel skank's coin through as they are supposedly managing her - and not Lardy Lou. Trying to avoid that 40% still eh?

    Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."-
    30.9.25 - so danged sekssi and she makes Kokey look as obese as H is
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    Just look at it's spindly legs - she looks like one of those spiders you find in the bath!
    * More pix of the scary beast itself
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    Three tons of slap on its ugly boatrace too. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    Where is her barnet disappearing to as it recedes backwards over her head? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Old Baldy Bonce!
    * Gawjus!!
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    The crooked skeleton

    Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
    28.9.25 - heres skank chatting at Laydee Ice (skank destroyed the Laydee's rap on the Noo Singul). Skank is getting a lesson in Jamaica Talk apparently - and she loves the food you knaaaw........... "Rice, peas and poppadoms.........................." :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Since when have poppadoms been Jamaican anyway??
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    * Why didn't she just ask Junior since he has the Fakin' Jamaican accent already? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    3.10.25 - Sekssii video winking at the camera begging "fans" to buy the Noo Singul now its released onto an unsuspecting wurrlld. :rolleyes: https://tattle.life/attachments/1000013317-jpg.3733424/
    * It gets even more ludicrous with this junk. The Mail comparing skanky to Taylor Swift now FFS! They chose such a lovely photo to prove the likeness too :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    Yeah she's a dead ringer for TS eh?? You'd never tell 'em apârt...... Remember how shite we thought she looked then? Well never underestimate the Pricey - we had no idea just how much worse she could look 😂😂
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    😂😂😂
    https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15156939/Taylor-Swift-Katie-Price-music-scandals-famous-exes.html
    Not many comments yet but this one is a corker! "Like comparing champagne with strongbow .................." :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Or meths maybe...........
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    They're going in for the attack though :-
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    * NB: Skank does not have a contract with Superdrug - much as she'd like to. Thats P's contract, not hers!
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    https://archive.ph/0xYiu Surely thats a blessing? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    4.10.25 - Bragging and boasting about beating Taylor Swift but theres always room for a bit of begging, here entreating the Brain Deads to download her shitty singul 😂
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    So very demure dontcha fink? :unsure:
    No sign of this rubbish on the Radio One chart this week either - the only place for this is the Bristol Stool Chart.
    * More promos for her dreadful singul - the pictures are as bad as the moosic is!
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    Love the comment though :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    5.10.25 - skank has shared the Mail article comparing MEEEE! to Taylor Swift. Presumably she thinks they're comparing Taylor to her innate bewty & singing talents whereas in reality they're contrasting a beautiful, talented young woman versus a raddled old has-been who's busy making a fool of herself. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    * Her crap singul reached Numba 7 on the-chart-nobody-has-ever-heard-of and is already down to Numba 10 :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    6.10.25 - The Brain Deads have even stooped as low as creating a wiki for her amaaaaaazin' Noo Singul - "Der Bester MEEEE!" EPIC!!
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    Oh and today this amaaaazin' Singul is at No 10 & heading downwards rapidly - did the Brain Deads get fed-up downloading her crap finally?? Incidentally the ITunes website is configured to not accept multiple downloads from the same source so its another reason they're chucking their benefit money down the toilet
    Skank still isn’t a Pop Star, just a deluded has-been tit-model who is at best a very bad karaoke performer.

    Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
    5.10.25 - meanwhile the next Court case trundles along in the background. On the caseboard 30th Sep does not seem to be a hearing. But have they added Sands Socials to the list of companies obliged to withhold and declare 40% of Skank's income? Just to add that someone recently posted that Sands Socials was a new company set up by Daniel and Sophie and thought to be Skank's new "management company";). Are we looking at Bankruptcy III shortly? :unsure:
    7.10.25 - Caseboard has been updated again today… is Bankruptcy 3 imminent? A few years ago there was someone on The Sun's comments saying that there was another set of creditors waiting to find out the outcome of these bankruptcies and then go after skank, so maybe it's true and those people will go after skank now? On the plus side of it they will know every trick skank has pulled and be ready for it this time😉

    Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie -
    29.9.25 - Its posted a video of Kokey driving the supposéd Mobility Car - the Crapri - so if the Crapri really is a "Motobility car for H" can we assume that Kokey must be a named driver on the insurance policy? Surely they wouldn't risk committing a traffic offence, would they?! 😱 And why isn't said Mobility Car with H in Southampton where he actually lives? :unsure:

    Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
    28.9.25 - so he is still around despite his love-rival Dim Lynne being back on the scene again! Thing is though Bong, how can skank "Run herself into the ground....." when she has The World's Worstest Evva Brokenist Trotterz and she does fuck-all anyway? :unsure: As to calling him "Katie Price's MAN"................. WTF! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36849320/katie-price-weight-loss-boyfriend-jj-slater/
    * All these stories about her poor health, the drastic unexplainable weight loss, her terrible anxiety, finger cancer, countless blood tests, her platelets etc (probably missed a good few) and yet a judge still deems her responsible and fit enough to have the youngest two back in her clutches care???? Makes complete sense does it not?? ! :unsure:
    * Now this! Bong denies this rubbish which makes one think that it likely originated via Edna/ the source and he knew bugger-all about it until it appeared in print!
    https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/27/katie-prices-boyfriend-worried-well-being-rapid-weight-loss-24277709/
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    * What do they mean by "TV personality" - he has NO PERSONALITY WHATSOEVER??? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * "There is no truth in this story".......this should be the tag line on every single story she or her Enablers put out 🤭
    7.10.25 - Where is he? Whats she done to him? Is he tied up in the loft at the Bankrupt's Bungalow? Bong has not been seen nor heard of in any proximity to the skank in over two weeks! Has he escaped and fled back to Essex and why has skank let him off so lightly? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    # Ouch!! -
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    30.9.25 - on her FB page under a photo of her and Kokey
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Another photo of the pair of trollops wandering around a garden centre reckoning themselves in sunglasses - ouch!
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    * The purpose behind all these friends sessions with Kokey is apparent - skank is hoping some mug will have a lightbulb moment then offer the old trollops a reality telly show about their amaaaazin' & enduring fwendship. The problem with the Skank and KK reality show is that KK knocks spots off Skank for looks, likeability and talent proven with a quick glance at the OF numbers to see how few people are interested in Skank now where Skank gets around 6 likes a day versus KK's 100 or so. 😂
    Skank is a busted flush, a pathetic, self-conscious, butchered old buzzard clutching at KK's shirt tails with her plastic talons.
    1.10.25 - More OUCH comments on a Gareth Gates article
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    Epic! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    2.10.25 - Not fans obviously 😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/i/status/1973480440574136512
    * This is a definate OUCH! Linda is 20 years older than the skank
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    :LOL::LOL::LOL: She seems to have pulled the wool over Linda's eyes because she describes skank as "Lovely........................"
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    3.10.25 - They're catching up on X as well :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    * The comments on the Mail article about her rivalling Taylor Swift :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    * She's found yet another "Chart" to top - another chart nobody has heard of before! 😁
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    How does she have the nerve to have the #womensupportingwomen anyway?? 🤣🤣
    Skank’s idea of supporting women is asking their boyfriends to go tampon fishing................. 🙄🙄
    * So its a new music playlist... NOT a 'chart' - it's just snippets from songs that have been released today!! She's been sat all day waiting for this single to feature on any download chart but all skank can find is a preview list were she's #2 above Taylor Swift. The vanity of it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    4.10.25 - here it is folks!
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    😂😂😂
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    Asked AI about this farce and heres the answer 😂😂😂
    5.10.25 -
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    *
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    FFS! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
    2.9.25 -
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    She's so desperate to recruit The One 3699 that she's trying it on with Gay Men now hoping to turn them back:LOL::LOL::LOL:
    Look at her "smouldering" at the poor sod and him like a petrifed rabbit caught in the car headlights!

    "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
    28.9.25 - another re-hashed dollop of LIES from the thing. There again, according to skanky it was everyone else at Hefner's seedy place who were telling LIES about MEEEE!, LIES such as well-documented ones of her caning the ❄ so badly the bodyguards carted her off to hospital, and other items skanky will never admit to because its simply a case of "Everyone else LIED about MEEEE! like they always do" Yet Again.:sleep:
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    * "Almost........" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Basically even Hefner thought better of it when he encountered her toxic personality and foul mouth.
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    This was the occasion she dumped her baby son H onto AFP without a second thought to pursue MEEEE! at The Playboy Manshun, then when she finally realised Hefner was not going to fall for her dubious "charms" she went and pissed in the fountain at the fairy grotto Hef had in the grounds of his estate. :mad: So demure................
    29.9.25 - Now posting rubbish that she quite likely doesn't even understand anyway
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    :rolleyes:
    1.10.25 -
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    Her elevation to martyrdom and Sainthood is already in the Vatican's Inbox. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    4.10.25 - It posts this - well what a joke coming from the world's biggest Bitch!
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    5.10.25 - Showing it's sheer Class again here with a belch worthy of the fattest greedy pig. Its trying to prove that it does eat you see :ROFLMAO: https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3737/3737518-97337655b50cf9a6b7e115698eb23a2b.mp4
    6.10.25 - Desperate times seek desperate measures
    - Nobody is interested in the Toxic Trollops on Tour ❌️
    - Nobody is interested in her relationship with the penny stocks manlet ❌️
    - Nobody is interested in her weight ❌️
    - Nobody is interested in her "health woes" ❌️
    - Nobody is interested in her "chart-topping" nu single ❌️
    So how on earth can she claw back some attention?? 🤔 - Buy or grift another puppy ✅️
    The 🧠💀 will cluck and coo on her socials over the latest victim "addition to her family", whilst the public will undoubtedly be outraged at the obligatory pet stories being rolled out once more by the usual scummy "journalists" in the same scummy tabloids. Same old shite effectively :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    6.10.25 - https://vocal.media/confessions/katie-price-s-confession-the-real-story-behind-her-chaotic-comeback 😁
    Basically this twaddle is a released message from Skank that doesnt make sense as per usual ... "Reasons for reasons" and all that ...:rolleyes:

    "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
    2.10.25 - She's posting loads of pathetic images of MEEEE! moddling ghastly clothing again believing how sekksii she is 😂😂
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    * These only serve to prove what a freak she has become at her own hands, but of course it achieved the desired result in that some idiot picked up her BS and created this even bigger pile of merde out of it :poop: These are old photos as well, taken when she gatecrashed the Juicy Couture shoot and elbowed her way in front of the camera, however its highly doubtful JC will allow any of her hideous images to escape into their promotions campaign since she was not part of their campaign to start with, nor will they have paid her for her contortions and gurning either 🤣🤣🤣 This was merely skank reckoning herself yet again
    https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15910870/katie-price-tiny-frame-juicy-couture-tracksuit/
    * Skank Then bears no resemblence to Skank Now does it? Indeed, the current skank could even give the Elephant Man a run for his money. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
    28.9.25 - They can "manifest" all they like but it won't make this nonsense TRUE! Of course they're all sell-outs!! 😂😂😂
    https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1346865-katie-price-and-kerry-katona-are-buzing-over-sold-out-tour
    * Part of a review of the Trollops on Tour date in Warrington (full article under Media Sticking It To Her) ⬇
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    So yes she is still digging at ALL the Ex's as well as Kokey's numerous Ex's!
    * Posted a list of oncoming dates for Trollops on Tour with details on how to get tickets - this is fascinating in itself considering she insists all the time that all dates are Sold Out! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * So we had a spy in the audience at Clacton who gives us a synopsis of the garbage they had to sit through:-
    The show basically works like a long Q&A with Lewis Nicholl facilitating. They have a naff electronic ‘wheel’ with various topics on it. The wheel will then land on a topic. We got four last night - men and relationships, money, social media and family.
    There was a game of Mrs & Mrs about how well Katie and Kerr-eh know each other, who said what (quotes they had to guess which one of them said) and a Q&A from the audience (via Instagram). We were also ‘treated’ to their (terrible) singing - Katie sang her #1 bestselling single EVER of ‘I Got U’ and ‘We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off’. Kerr-eh sang ‘Whole Again’. Surprisingly, Kerry sounded alright. skank sounded bad, but not quite as bad as has been heard before. There were parts where she lip-synched, though, particularly when she walked on stage.
    Both were on time, no lateness or excuses this time although they said they had travelled from Kerr-eh’s…a journey of 7 hours apparently.
    They both complained they were ‘cold’ so they had a large blanket to snuggle under whilst taking questions. We know Katie eats electricity at home, but I was surprised about Kerry. At various points in the show they hid they faces under the blanket, usually when a cringe story was coming. However, it became clear why they did that at the end…Katie vaped as she walked off stage in the view of everyone so it’s obvious they were hiding their faces to vape. Whether the venue did anything remains to be seen, or we may never know.:mad:
    They rambled-on A LOT - particularly, Katie - and the second part was more of a mess than the first. Also, they did screech, shout and talk over each constantly. Neither of them also had any idea how to articulate a proper answer to the question; so in all honesty, most answers were very long and meandering. Kerry was better than Katie about giving succinct answers, but they were still too long and rambling.
    *Katie spoke about her bankruptcy and she made it clear that the bankruptcy didn’t ‘take’ the MM. from her. She said that actually she "Only owed £532 on the mortgage" at the point her bankruptcy! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: She said that she wasn’t living there and she allowed some guy to basically try and turn the house and grounds into a wedding venue! She said that she got letters from the Council about planning and they (the Council) told the mortgage company. Both wanted planning permission. She was then told to put it back to the way it was and then get planning permission. She denied getting these letters blaming this guy saying he got them instead and failed to tell her. :unsure: She said that this same guy actually made over £1m on using her property to fly tip!!. She was then told she would have to pay over £800k to clear it up so naturally she didn't bother of course. How this linked back to the actual eviction? Well it all seems bizarre, particularly if she ‘only’ had £532 left to pay on the mortgage. LIES again then :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * She did say she googled the bloke after and realised he’d been in prison. Bet he wished he'd Googled her before getting involved with her and her dodgy family
    * One question was about what was the best relationship they’d been in?. Kerry chose to speak about her latest bloke and say she’s the happiest she’s ever been. Katie, on the other hand, didn’t mention Bong, but did loop around to Pete and then said she falls hard in love. She said that she was ‘in a relationship’ currently but she’d be fine if she wasn’t in one. Take that, Bong!!. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    *She apparently ‘experimented’ with women whilst at the Playboy Mansion. (More experimenting now DL is back eh??:ROFLMAO:) Her ‘experimentation’ was again part of a long and meandering story, but with the usual crass references to sex toys, sex & Hugh Heffner’s genitalia (it looked ‘young’ apparently).
    She said in this story that she "Was a nurse................" - (her words and also LIES) and that’s how she knew his genitalia was ‘Young’ as it was unlike other old men's. 🤮 She referred to the clitoris and cli-tor-i-us. Honestly.
    * Skank said money is the root of all evil & she would know!. She also said she’s making the same money as she did before when at the height of her fame. WHATEVER. We all know that’s not true. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    *She mentioned that OK! Magazine used to give them £80k to £100k for a photoshoot but she can’t be earning anywhere near that amount at the moment. And OKrap! are not using her any more so why has she mentioned that?
    *Kids - she didn’t mention Bunny or Jett but did mention Harvey a few times, Princess twice and Junior. Junior was only in passing. She said that Princess will be at the show the next day (i.e. Monday), but whether she appears, who knows.
    *She wants to have more babies. She said her eggs are ‘Too old’, but insists she has donor lined-up and she can still carry a baby herself. She didn’t put a time frame on it nor who would father these children etc.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    *She is picking up Harvey this coming Thursday and he will be with her for the weekend.
    *Katie said she ‘Hates how she looks". She said she’s fine in her own skin, but still ‘hates’ the way she looks. Obviously true given the amount of terrible surgery she has had. 😂😂
    *Kokey actually said skank had lost her licence 6 times! Imagine that! - her BFF grassed her up! :LOL: Even Lewis seemed surprised at that.
    * She slated ‘The Exes’ as is the norm, but the only one being mentioned by name was…surprise, surprise, PETE. She mentioned her ‘Manager’ LIES (that she's already lost a Court case about) and Kerry said the ‘Three of us in this relationship’ bit on her behalf. She didn’t say much more other than her previous relationships were all toxic & awful, the men took control over her etc. Woe is me.😂😂😂
    *There was a very graphic description of her allegéd ‘suicide’ attempt. She mentioned that she took a microphone cord in a toilet and then passed out, hitting her head and then realised she did want to be here. :cautious:Not sure why you would use a microphone cord or why you would go in a toilet to do the deed, but who knows with the skank?. (I smell LIES again)
    *Made reference near the end to her non-existent Harvey’s Law rubbish and how everyone should be ‘kind’ to MEEEE!, plus various bits about how awful trolls are to MEEEE! (Tattle didn’t get a mention though). However she is perfectly happy to slate others, including Pete & Emily Atak to name but two on her extensive Hit List wherever possible, so obviously ‘Be kind’ only applies to certain individuals and situations, ie MEEEE! over and above everybody else
    *She mentioned that she had tried to abort Harvey three times, but couldn’t go through with it. She also then went on to discuss his blindness and the lack of support from the NHS. Her Consultant told her he was blind and that was pretty much it, according to her. She also said Harvey was an ‘Infant’. Hmmmmm, maybe................. IF you ignore the fact he’s a fully grown, hugely obese man with a beard, that he can walk, talk, swear a lot, eat and drink independently, he can use a iPad, write and goodness knows what else. But he’s an "Infant" according to her! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: If Harvey was 'an infant' he wouldn't be able to go into a semi independent living situation would he? He would be institutionalized.
    Heres an example of Mummy slobbering over her "Infant" son
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    Revolting and totally inappropriate :sick:
    * Not sure if Lewis Nicholls is ‘Out’ or not, but they both mentioned at the end that he is gay. He then said they’d ‘Outed’ him...." but as to whether this was genuine or a joke is anyone's guess, however them doing something like that wouldn’t surprise anybody else because its all about sensationalising things to benefit themselves, even if its not Theirs to declare to begin with.
    * This pile of LIES about her owing less that £600 on the old Shitty Shack!!! There’s no way she owed so little on the mortgage, indeed its more like hundreds of thousands of £s therefore it was deffo a lot more than £500!!!. Methinks she's omitted quite a few zeros from her estimate! Its unbelievable to think a mortgage company would go after her for so little left on the debt, and were it even TRUE surely even one of Clan Grifter could have fronted her £500 to save Her Manshun ??
    Just more damned LIES from the thing of course :mad:
    * It was mentioned some time ago that what she owed on the mortgage was more in the region of about £500,000 not £500 because at some point she had remortgaged the old Shitty Shack several times over. There is NO WAY the mortgage company would evict someone for such a small amount on that size house, especially of a person who (according to HER anyway) earns vast amounts of money because it would cost them far more than that to set the wheels in motion with having to get court orders etc. It's the good old adage "If her lips are moving she's lying" scenario yet again! She just will not admit that she was evicted for non-payment!!. There was no mention of the "Advised by police to leave for my own safely after the acid attack......' LIE which was the story she was spinning frantically at the time, all the while she was still going to the house trying to emphasise that it was still hers, despite the bailiffs having taken possession of the dump.
    * The Clacton theatre was perhaps 70% full, if that, but saying that it is a tiny theatre.
    * The claptrap about the old Shitty Shack is simply ALL LIES! The whole wedding venue thing was YEARS ago and SHE was trying to do that herself when she claimed she had planning permission when of course she didn't! She was also threatening to sing at Wedding guests as part of the deal :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: She moved back into the Shitty Shack when she was with Cole which came much later than when the wedding venue nonsense was being bandied about by her (in Cole's tenure she was after opening a Moddlin' Skool at the Shitty Shack and a beauty salon called Barbie & Ken's). Yet what bride would even want to get married in that dump with all that rubbish strewn about, along with the leaking, stinking cesspit - not even a Brain Dead surely?
    * Surely if she had so little left on her mortgage and still makes so much money, why not pay it off and own the house outright? She really does talk complete and utter bollocks, but of course her 'fans' believe every word that comes out of her foetid mouth!
    * The only person dumping rubbish there, apart from her, was the delightful Mr PFP Fencing, her own stepdad - not some random nameless bloke! We saw all the broken fencing he had dumped there and the media have the receipts 🤬 Then there was all the broken and smashed up furniture, the old kitchen she had Kieran rip out and bags of junk - all of which used to line the driveway. Thats not to mention the heaps of garbage she left when she was finally EVICTED!
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    *There are probably various things omitted as they spoke A LOT of bullshit. But pretty much all of the above is known already or at least variations of it, therefore its just the same old regurgitated rubbish really :sleep:
    1.10.25 - Heres a heavily AI'd photo of the supposéd audience at the last Trollops on Tour event in Harpenden. Yeah righty-ho! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Thats more people than the Clacton Theatre actually holds LOL
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    * There's a useful photo on the theatre website ( https://everyonetheatres.com/theatres/the-eric-morecambe-centre/about-us/ ) of that 511 seat venue empty and it's a match. It's then pretty clear to me that the people in the audience in the furthest seats are out of proportion, that some bits of the theatre infrastructure have gone missing, and that there are some very tall people in the audience! Clearly photoshopped with crowd chunks copied in.
    * If you look carefully you can find also find all sorts of bizarre anomalies here, like random arms and hands floating in mid-air, extra hands emerging from black spaces not attached to a body plus an unattached head looming about along with women inserted into gaps where its obvious they were not there to begin with. You can also see where the Real Audience ends and the Photoshopped-in Audience begins because in the space of one row of seats the people shrink to dwarf-size. (Three quarters of the way back, two big women on either end of the row). That’s definitely AI's handiwork - the messed up hands are a dead giveaway! For some reason AI can’t handle hands . Someone spent a long time photoshopping this LIE didn't they? 🤣🤣🤣
    * The floating head https://tattle.life/attachments/img_5275-jpeg.3731248/ LOL
    * This one was another supposédly "Full House" on September 18th
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    Does it look like the same guy, woman and the dark area are the same and have been photoshopped into last night's picture?
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    * This entire farcical Tour nonsense was thought up to launch both skank and kk back into the Big Time with small venues that its not hard to fill to show how "popular" they are. Skank & Kokey are trying to be a double act (like Ant & Dec LOLZ), hoping for more work together doing panto, clubs, another tour, even a reality show but they can't fill small theatres so it doesn't look good to potential employers and TV. :LOL:
    * Furthermore, how utterly desperate do you have to be that you use AI/photoshop to manipulate a photograph of your own audience?! Surely even the non-AI generated 🧠💀 who attended the gig would see it and think "Crikey, I can't remember that many people showing up last night?! I'd best lay off the Lambrini and diazepam cocktails from now on!" 🤪
    * This blatant photoshopping / AI of audience photos is them & Arsehat trying to save face by pretending venues are "Sold Out" rather than have to admit defeat and start selling tickets for £5 on seat filler sites - they'd rather lie about full venues than admit this tour is a disaster ticket sales wise or that Skank & Kokey aren't as popular as they think they are. They want everyone else think this trash is an amaaaaaazin' success because it wouldn't look good to potential employers to see The Trollops playing to empty venues would it?. 😁
    2.10.25 - Theres no stopping skanky now she's discovered AI - here we go with another photo AI'd-to-Hell-and-Back in a pathetic attempt to make it look like Trollops on Tour is the Amaazzzzin' Suksess she finks it is :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: This one is even more naff and obvious than the original one was - skank and Kezza both have a neck deformity too :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    3.10.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36884873/katie-price-fans-demand-refunds-dull-rip-off-show/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=sunshowbiztwitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1759415884
    So this rubbish IS "dull and boring" then? It kind of belies the industrial AI effects showing the ecstatic audiences totally enthralled with skanky & Kokey does it not? :unsure:
    "We had been promised salacious insider secrets, but I had to stop myself from falling asleep and I’d had a double espresso before I walked in........Katie looked very poorly and incredibly thin. I’m genuinely worried about her physical and mental health.
    She hid behind a cushion, vaping with stress because her children were there which meant she couldn’t host the show properly.(ie slag Peter and the rest of the Ex-Husband Squad off like usual).
    “Katie looked and acted bored and uninterested the whole way through.
    So even skank-ites are finding this dross beyond B O R I N G! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Comments now :-
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    * and on we go with more of it although it has to be said that the doctored AI photos of "the massive sell-out crowds....." have not impressed the media either. The Trollops are denying any refunds have been demanded but then they would say that wouldn't they? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-denies-kerry-katona-36006371
    * And this - more of same "Fans are worried" bullcrap 😁 It has been noted that she's taken to hiding behind cushions and blankets to vape onstage though (y)
    https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/katie-prices-fans-genuinely-worried-10546287?int_source=nba
    * Yep. Its all going really well then.... Let's see some more AI photographs of these enormous crowds because we all just love evidence of their trickery and deceit demonstrated in inept photoshopping and clumsy AI pictures... Bring it on!! (y)
    3.10.25 - More nonsense about it's "meltdowns" - they are wrongly interpreting the fact skanky cannot be arsed with this crap any longer. It won't be long before these rubbish events get cancelled due to her Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos with new dates promised that never appear, just like the legendary Plasterclasses. Rip off central again!
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-meltdown-happened-kids-36007328
    *Funny coincidence though when Kerry cokehead has a panic attack on stage a few shows ago (gets a story printed and some sympathy) and then a few shows later it's slank's turn to have a meltdown (gets a story printed looking for sympathy)... Is skank jealous KK got a story printed and some sympathy? Is it deflection from the fact these shows aren't selling out and thier having to lie and create AI pictures of fake crowds? Is it leading to a few postponed dates because the hokey cokey sisters are exhausted physically and mentally? (Postponed to a later date so nobody gets a refund because it's not cancelled) Oh most definately YES to all three🤔🤫🤫🤣
    * So then - hiding behind a cushion VAPING ON STAGE ... because of the 'stress' ... but looking bored rigid at the same time???
    P & J being there certainly cramped Skankys style & clipped her wings because she couldn't slag off PA and had to be careful over what she said about AR / KH too. And all because P&J were there and skank couldn't risk them spiiling the beans to Clare who would act on PA's behalf and undoubtedly pass on info to the others.
    "Stressed my arse! -
    she kept her gob shut because she had to!
    4.10.25 - Taken from news article about fans complaining about the show, Edna's (presumably or possibly Arsehat's) reply is not much of a defence and interesting about the allegation that she's being monitored/spied-on at all times🧐🧐🧐😅🤣😂
    "They added that Kerry 'carried the show' with crass humour,' while Katie looked and and acted bored and uninterested the whole way through.'
    Responding to the claims, Katie's rep
    (likely to be Arsehat this time) told the DailyMail:
    'Katie and Kerry's children have been at many nights of the tour. There is no stress to Katie or anyone else as a result of this. The show is different every night, irrespective of their children being present. I watch the show remotely every night when I am not there in person. The performance in question was extremely well received by the audience. Katie was not bored or uninterested - she's just extremely laid back as a person.'
    😂😂😂 (Laid back on her back more likely🤭) Just more LIES from Clan Grifter & Co
    * and it seems that P was dragged onstage with Mummy after all. Junior stayed put in the stalls though - IF he was even there.
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    Look at the shape of skanky's head as her forehead skips backwards towards her neck!
    Ol' Chrome Dome itself! 🤣🤣🤣
    * Last night's fiasco at Trollops on Tour in Grimsby. After the last AI'd-to-Hell photo of the amaaaazin' audience they stuck to just cropping the picture to exclude the swathes of empty seating :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Its dug-out the blonde wig this evening though.
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    *
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    and this! Just look at the lips on it :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    7.10.25 - last night's fiasco in Eastbourne. It's absolutely horrendous, yet unintentionally HILARIOUS!! 😭
    *Nu Blonde Skank slithers out on stage screeching "Hanooo I got chew" as Kractona waddles around the stage clapping in a desperate attempt to get the audience interested or awake even (granted, several do half-heartedly clap along for a few seconds), but the vast majority are just sat there looking utterly disinterested and bewildered! We might have expected the crowd to be teeming with 20's/30's somethings considering skank thinks that is her "fan base" - not something akin to an OAP's beano!. Did they do a ticket dump at the local old folk's home although Eastbourne is known colloquially as "God's Waiting Room", sooooooooooo?? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:Nice to see the audience dressed appropriately though,in fact it looks like they put as much effort in as skank does for them.🤣
    Conclusion : There really must have been a severe lack of alternative entertainment in town that night. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    * He looks absolutely thrilled to be participating does he not? 😂
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    Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
    29.9.25 - Now starting the hawking of another Miracle Cure along the lines of the CBD stuff. This bunch of charaltans turned up at Kokey's place to administer this stuff to her, so guess who elbowed her way in then fixed the canula to MEEEE! afterwards in order to pretend she's had this dodgy tweetmint too? YUP! You can see in the photos that its exactly the same bent tubing apparently being used for both of them because looks like Kokehead got a freebie for advertising the nad+ and skanks grabbed the opportunity to cash-in after Kerry cokehead had finished. In effect she snatched the used tube and faked getting the nad+ for some publicity & sympathy - and getting the braindeads all supporting her in her medical twarmers.🤔
    * PLUS this "tweetmint" is supposedly good for Hangovers and Downers which explains why it's of such interest to these two.....................
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    Now IF the CBD these old trollops hawk is so amazinly' brilyunt - how come they need this snake oil too eh? :unsure:
    2.10.25 - heres comes the bilge about skanky attached to an IV drip but the comments are not buying her bullshit this time https://archive.ph/wXTiH
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    * There again, didn't skank call the press "Liars!" and denied being rushed to hospital and that she is all healthy and in a good place, even simpleton denied saying he was worried about skanks weight loss and "running herself into the ground" after selling the fears for girlfriend story the day before.??🤫🤔🤣
    3.10.25 - Not much on it's SC lately; Today's riveting info consists of MEEEE! with two kittens, a photo of her going to get blood tests at the surgery wearing a pair of slippers with no socks 🤢🤮 and a photo of the worstest knife injury ever after having the stitches removed. :sleep:

    Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
    4.10.25 - despite being sooooooo busy with her Numba Wun Singul release, theres a Crapcast! and its B O R I N G :sleep::sleep::sleep: Not worth wasting time on
    * They've captured Shay, the DJ from her crappy noo singul as a guest. Big talk about song being played on radio 1, launch party in London, many interviews… :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Dream-on Doris!
    * Live on TT. Says H should have been there but he has broken his iPad for the 3rd time this week, so waiting for it to be fixed and she’s picking him up Monday.
    Going through naming the shitholes they’ve got left to tour.
    * Kerry is going to stay at hers Sunday & they said they'll take Kerry into the studio…she’s also recording her next track with this Shay producing it. Thanked everyone for the song but didn’t mention Lou 😂.
    * She reckons they should do a mash up single of Flying Without Wings and Mysterious Girl, with the proceeds going to DV charities. (What proceeds??):ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: KK has been a victim of that but is she trying to get out there the implication that one of KP's ex-Hs is guilty of the same, without Katie being the one to actually articulate the words?. The use of Mysterious Girl is pretty much accusing PA of DV in not so many words dontcha think?? Or is it a case of firing a warning shot off at "someone" that she had arrested for "assault, coercive and controlling behaviour and theft"?. Maybe this is a "Keep your mouth shut and stop trying to sell stories to the press about MEEEE! and a certain social worker or i'll destroy you and your chance at any Zlist fame." :unsure: On the other hand it's interesting though how she hasn't said a peep about SB in any of her podcasts or shows or is it the other way round where he's told HER to keep her gob shut or else he will release all the dirt he has on HER?. Same as she never mentions Boyson either after he threatened her to shut her trap or he'd go public with what he holds over her?

    Lies, Lies and More Lies -
    29.9.25 - "Almost...." So thats yet another LIE then eh? 😂 https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-almost-hugh-hefners-35971191

    Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!-
    28.9.25 - Its back basting itself on the sunbeds again - just over a week from declaring it had "finger cancer"!
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    Check out this image closely because not only has she got a funny-shaped head BUT
    1. Hairline is obviously coloured in with a Sharpie pen
    2. One ear is positioned higher than the other
    3. The eyebrows speak for themselves - paintrollered on - but is one of her eyebrows going bald to match her hairline? . Beneath the shonky tattoo, one of them looks a lot more sparse on the outside. Nothing like lopsided hairs to go with the rest of her lopsided face (and its all her own doing). 😁
    4. The nose is wonky, her nostril is collapsing on one side
    5. the Teef are glaring through because even her giant rubber lips cannot contain them
    5. The top lip ... as well as all the obvious scarring, one side is bigger than the other GAWJUS INNIT!!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Yeah that whole day of Self-Care has really worked innit! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    29.9.25 - more tweetmints for it!
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    Why has she started to do this "Propa ded seksi fing" where she grabs the sides of her hair/wig/nest of vipers and pulls it taught, before staring into the camera (all seductive like) and then slowly rotating her head around like she's performing a chiropractic assessment of her own C1 vertebrae?!! 🤨 Nothing she does is in any way sekssii whatsoever FGS but it does really accentuate the bald spots over her ears :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    30.9.25 - More of the "fans are worried" nonsense. Fact is you end up with the face you deserve skanky so thank you, Karma! (y) https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-sparks-concern-poses-35985530
    4.10.25 - She's "Sparking more concern" apparently..... 😂 Nobody gives a crap - not even Clan Grifter!!
    https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15918851/katie-price-sparks-doctors-worrying-weight-loss/
    * Why is she lying AGAIN? Skank knows exactly why shes lost all that weight but yet again she's trying to gain attentiion and be a Victim.. We all saw boxes and boxes of jabs in her kitchen - no mention of H being on them for a while though but istead he's getting even bigger as skank get scrawnier and more skeletal.
    5.10.25 - Look at the hairline sweeping backwards - oh and she'sjust been to th toilet..............apparently............. ❄ https://tattle.life/attachments/img_3632-jpeg.3735780/
    * It would appear that skank has no interest in these Celeb hairstylists - she's gone for the late Qing Dynasty Look
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    * This is the FIRST TIME she's used a filter in ages...............apparently! :unsure: "So tired............." you see, "Poor MEEEE!" and WTF? Another puppy??? :mad:
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    6.10.25 - Using her Moddlin' of more hideous JYY garbage to prove that in fact she is "An 'elfy size eight innit!" rather than a ravaged skeleton after all. :unsure: Draw your own conclusions
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    Not just a "Size eight" but an "Elfy size eight" at that! 'This is not just a size 8, its a HEALTHY size 8' ... mainly because the 'Mystery of skinny skank' and 'Cancerous skank' stories haven't generated much interest or made any coin and she cant attack PA / AR/ KH because she has been legally gagged - therefore we are now bring served 'Stressed skank', 'DV victim skank', 'I am a healthy weight skank' , 'pop star skank' 'horse riding skank' and various one sided 'feuds' that the other party never responds to.
    * So yes indeedy - because a 'Healthy size 8' always looks like a skeleton! Dear Lord she's deluded! If she's so 'healthy' why does she keep going to the doctors to find out why she's losing weight? (To which she already knows the reason anyway) :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    "A helfy size 8...................". What legit size 8 person would say ‘healthy size 8’….? This along with the steak facade the other day, she’s just trying to prove she’s a normal size and eating when she quite clearly is not! Why’s she so bothered about drawing attention to this now? Also the jumper that fits all sizes from an 8 to a 20??. EH?:unsure:
    *This is what a "Helfy sizze 8" looks like ➡
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    :unsure:............... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    With this vision in mind,, are we looking at a new spin on the "Last Christmas..." cabbagey bollocks??? Instead of the ancient old AFP nonsense it might be,,, "Family/friends worried this could be Katie's "Last Christmas" T
    hat'll be a Noo Wun to ignite the Brain Deads 🤫🤫🤔🤔🤣🤣
    * Yes its had a re-thatch - back to blonde again :sleep:
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Normally it goes blonde when she's trying to hook a new mug aka The One 3699 - she thinks the big tit bimbo blonde look is guaranteed to make new egg claim her and go public.🤣 Didn't work with Polo Egg did it? 😳

    The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
    2.9.25 -
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    Perhaps its the drunken / ❄❄ fuelled escapades in her living room video PD have ... or ... something else? Maybe its the youtube video of J&B trying to cook noodles for themselves and eating cold crumpets because they'd not been fed on Xmas day due to "mummy" being so drunk / passed out & hence no dinner for them, let alone Christmas Dinner? Either way its debatable as to whether she will be happy about what is in this documentary Sky are doing about MEEEE! (y)
    * Possibly skank thought this documentary was going to be another Kiss-my-plastic-arse-love-fest like the podcast Louis Theroux did previously, but it looks like instead of just letting skank spout her lies and warped narrative on things they're actually getting both sides of the story and giving ex boyfriends and the Ex-husband Squad a chance to piss on her bonfire of LIES. (y)
    * There's no such thing as coincidence were skanks involved and Dim Lynne's sudden appearance back on the scene along with Lardy Lou's sudden elevation to chief mouthpiece, fashion and music career manager, it sure looks like skanks trying to coerce the main people involved when the kids were removed into backing-up her catalogue of LIES yet again. :mad:

    Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
    30.9.25 - So heres another Ex she's been sniping at and another who rues the day he ever saw the thing let alone anything else! This time its Gareth Gates getting named and shamed whom it predated when he was a young innocent lad and she was OLDER and up -the-duff with Harvey at the time :sick: Gareth Gates “Used MEEEE! to get famous" you see. The poor lad denied it for months which she did not like, nevertheless that’s hardly using the foetid auld witch is it?
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36871206/gareth-gates-furious-katie-price-onstage-swipe/
    * Naturally according to the Brain Deads its ok for her to berate GG after all these years, even to the degree of making out "He only got famous because of MEEEE!" However its the same shite she dishes out about all her exes - slagging them off about how awful they were to MEEEE! nor giving a frig to their current partner or family. This was YEARS AGO - more than 21 years ago so its ancient history! . Being Skanked is an error bitterly regretted by GG and every other bloke it sunk its claws into because she's proving how disgusting she is in doing this solely for publicity for MEEEE! - yet it shows very well that all shes got left now is to slag off all her ex husbands / ex bf's /and one night stands. Now if it was a man doing the same thing he would be hung out to dry and called all sorts, but its ok for Skanky to do it. She is truly a nasty POS :mad:
    * I wonder if Cole has either got some serious dirt on her and/or a restraining order seeing as he seems to be getting away with no mention at all since they broke up? One might have thought she would have loved to get all the drama she could about him abandoning her on Christmas Day, Slapgate et al..... :unsure:

    Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA :mad: - Justice for Blade!-
    29.9.25 - No sign whatsoever of Rookie nor any of the rest of skank's dogs but apparently it has got its' claws onto another puppy (seen here with Kokey's daughter) WTF is going on RSPCA???? :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Nothing says "dead kittens" better than replacing them with another "CUUUTTTTEEEEE" puppy.
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    2.10.25 - Back using her Fake Wallis again in another "Happy place..........." https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20251002_002059_facebook-jpg.3732179/
    The pictures she's using here are of different horses and different stables, as well as the fact her talons are a different colour from this week's white and her wigs are different lengths too. Just a small point here - skank is currently staying at Kerry Kokehead's place in Cheshire and its highly doubtful Kokey would do an 8 hour round trip driving skank about just so skank could be in another of her her "happy places" with "Stunt-Wallis".🤫🤣🤣 So yes its a LIE!
    3.10.25 - so it seems at least two kittens have somehow survived so far
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    5.10.25 - yet another puppy FFS :mad::mad::mad:
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    6.10.25 - Here comes the backlash for it getting yet another puppy
    https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15928481/katie-price-bought-puppy-petition-ban-owning-pets/
    * It’s bad enough the amount of pets that have died under her “watch” and even more alarming is the amount that are discarded/disappeared. What adult has 30-40 pets in the space of a few years?? Pure neglect (with absolutely everything)
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    Damned right she should be banned!

    Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
    4.10.25 - Here it goes on one sniping at the Journos for being 'orrid to MEEEE! - especially all the female ones which is ironic considering how she personally supports women so much :unsure:
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    PS skanky - doubt the journo in question is at all embarrassed whereas YOU ought to be! 😁
    * This begs the question why is it ok for her to slag off ex’s and everyone else in between, but not ok when she gets it back? It works both ways does it not??.
    5.10.25 - And now a gigantic slab of "Pooor MEEEE!s" courtesy of the DM. Doubtless theres not a single Troof in this bullshit and old man Infield (her biological "father") must be mighty pissed off by her spinning this about him!. Have the DM posted that article to deliberately mislead their readership?. Will we have scores of people aka Brain Deads defending her appalling behaviour by saying, "Yeah but no but................. she was abused innit..." :mad::mad::mad:
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    Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
    30.9.25 - Picking-up her utilisation of H. https://youtu.be/5JyFrv478bA
    * Theres a lot about how she exploits Harvey for publicity for MEEEE! and she how doesn’t consider his feelings nor her other children and pets. They're just props for the Glorification of MEEEE! to get attention.
    * Sadly the author doesnt get the story entirely correct as he quotes her LIE about Harvey having Prader-Willi Syndrome when Skanky itself shot this LIE down in flames. Due to her showing-off we have seen his actual diagnosis from Great Ormond St, the one that she showed online stating he has "Septo-optic dysplasia and Autism" with no mention of PW. LIES then as usual!

    Fwends Woo Hoo! -
    27.9.25 - Following on from Lardy's announcement of losing 11lbs in three days due to the new poison she flogging online, heres what Google AI has to say
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    :unsure:
    * Oh and her grandiose posting about Bullying & Twollz. Has she not seen this from her lovely BFF then?
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    Skank is the world's worst Troll and the biggest hypocrite of all time too
    3.10.25 - Have you ever wondered about this bizarre "friendship" of Kokey and skanky, how or why Kokey actually puts up with the thing? Reading all the posts about what is going on with KK and KP's pseudo friendship, perhaps the reason for KK's "close friendship" is that she can see ££££'s in the 'Exclusive Last Days with KP' story line? Kokey is as manipulative and money-driven as skeletor is and here she has the inside story that she will be touting around - flogging her 'exclusive' to the highest bidder. Why not indeed? Skank does the same every time anybody she ever met in the past dies - It's a dog-eat-dog world they inhabit !!
    7.10.25 - Dim Lyn is back on the scene suddenly then next minute Lardy Lou puts a post on her instasham saying she had fallen out with "someone ... " and has not been seen anywhere near Skank since, plus omeone else just sorted her blonde wig for her (y)

    The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock-
    29.9.25 - this hack took a bullet for the team and endured Trollops on Tour in Warrington. He was'nt impressed either 🤣🤣🤣
    https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/25496301.katie-price-kerry-katona-bring-brashness-bradford/
    * One might ask when either of these two trollops was actually "kidnapped" though? Skank reckons she's had all sorts of "Frets ter kidnappe MEEEE! and 'Arv anawl" but never an actual event, so therefore its yet another case of outright LIES undoubtedly since anyone with less IQ than an amoeba would decide very quickly that the idea of being holed-up with That Thing waiting for a ransom to be paid is not a sensible idea! And then Kokey shares the same bullshit with the audience FFS?!
    2.10.25 - Amanda Devlin is not a fan so you can see she perhaps was not the best person to send to Trollops on Tour on a freebie pass! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Wonder if she'll go back for the Clapham Grand event - the one skank says ALL the journalists will attend because they love MEEEE! and its near their offices? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36884873/katie-price-fans-demand-refunds-dull-rip-off-show/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=sunshowbiztwitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1759415884
    * Serves these brain dead idiots right for going in the first place then - what did they seriously expect???! A fool and their money are soon parted etc etc! At least we now know why they moved venue now from St Albans to Harpenden - they moved to a smaller theatre so they can claim it 'Sold out'.
    * Interesting that skanky clearly held back with The Gob because P and J were there though, only because she was not prepared to say certain stuff about their Dad in front of them! (Surprisingly thoughtful of her?)
    * You can bet ya boots the pair of them, skank and Kokey, do zero preparation whatsoever for these shows, same as her podcast, they just sit and spout whatever crap comes to mind, but it sure sounds like even they are bored with it now like everybody else is. Even the 'fans' aka Brain Deads are noticing so it must be readily apparent to anyone with more than one brain cell :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    3.10.25 - Hilarious!! They reckon skank has modelled Noo MEEEE! on Markle now! I dont know who will be more upset by this accusation :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.7.1&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-490-munchausens-by-tabloid.50944%2Fpage-50&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.express.co.uk%2Fcelebrity-news%2F2116608%2Fkatie-price-looks-identical-meghan-markle&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=1d2172b88018189198e117e24d8313ee&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
    * A bit of grovelling here from a media outlet nobody has ever heard of anyway :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Aah yes, its an expert analysis from the Completely unheard of well-known social anthropologist commentators at Arsehat.tv Azat.TV . Wonder how much this Lie Fest cost Arsehat?? :unsure:
    https://azat.tv/en/katie-price-life-resilience-public-scrutiny/
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    Utter bollocks :rolleyes:
    Nearer Der Troof is "Katie Price: a life of vindictiveness, vulgarity and lying".
    * In any case, one can hardly call changing her hair/nail colour "a reinvention". Skank has tried cosplaying a few times as a wife, a mother, “friend” and even a stint at being a normal human being, but unfortunately that’s all it ever was - cosplaying. You can’t turn bile into chocolate, no matter much food colouring you add.

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