* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
Clan Grifter visit to HQ on the Isle of Wight, and all doing the signature move of Pointy-Toe! Woo Hoo!!! or this version
An example of why we are here - https://youtu.be/4Ncy1ds3Jng, 5 minutes in. This is where she dumps Alex on live tv which shows the type of creature it actually is
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
26.6.24 - You know how this supermoddle can "Wipe der shit wiv awl dese yung gurls"? Well looky here! Note the reflection of some bloke directing the thing in this revolting seksi pose
* Still reckoning itself.......................
Gruesome
* and in Dublin. Both gormless and repulsive! What an achievement!
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
26.6.24 - here it is comparing itself to Girls Aloud now - at least they can bloody sing though skanky luv!
* and proof as to it's "singing" ? Check this out if you dare because its excrutiatingly BAD with duff notes, shouty, breathe-ey, screeching & wailing - and this is what skanky says is "singing" because of course she is touting herself around as A Singer on par with Girls Aloud, Celine, Mariah etc (not that Taylor Swiff tho). https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3019/3019745-2d3dedf35463696b2367d0bdf89862b6.mp4
29.6.24 - it has posted a truly terrible "singing" birfday tribute to P It is very keen to prove that she is a SINGER now
* and to think Dublin Pride PAID HER for this! (33) Katie Price #401 is Minted, I mean evicted, twisted, infected, injected, moon boots lifted and new boobies #gifted | Page 37 | Tattle Life
Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
20.6.24 - mentions in today's crapcast the release of this next pile of shite. Says that lots of stuff was removed "For legal reasons.................." however, hellbent on revenge as it is, it stated it really wants the Real UNEDITED Script to ‘leak out’ somehow......
Shot herself in the foot there there by saying it, because isn't that just what happened to Alex when all those private videos she was hanging onto of him in compromising situations suddenly "Got stowlern" when her laptop was "nicked" and the thief kindly released them???.
21.6.24 - pre-ordered copies of this crap are available on Amazon, however it seems the Legals have decimated the thing because what was once 350 pages of bullshit and outright lies has been slashed to 272 of bullshit and outright lies now they've removed the first batch of defamatory stuff it spouted. No wonder it had the right hump on the last crapcast
*Heres a sample of her new book from Audible after Legals redacted most of it:- "slurp lick-smack suck, slurp lick-smack suck, slurp lick-smack suck, slurp lick-smack suck teef - I luuuuuuuuuvvvve it!!
I'm back slurp lick-smack suck, got my empire back slurp lick-smack suck, never underestimate the slurp lick-smack-suck Pricey WOO- slurp-HOO! INNIT! "
* This comment though says it all about her "Torkin' Buk!"
Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
22.6.24 - this is interesting; Are they taking the piss here because We Buy Any Car value this heap of shite at under £4000 even WITH the new sparkly £3,500 paintwork!! https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/katie-price-wants-racy-phrase-33082800
* http://www.harrymottram.co.uk/2024/03/19/checkaco-consumer-news-the-mystery-of-why-bankrupts-like-katie-price-can-continue-to-live-a-life-of-luxury-jetting-off-on-holiday-and-having-expensive-cosmetic-surgery-when-broke/
26.6.24 -
"Carnt wyt till me nekst 'oliday woo hoo!"
* It appears that instead of removing the last of it's crap from the Shitty Shack and tidying up the horrendous mess after itself, the thing has flown off to Belgium to have that plastic surgeon try to do something about it's wonky norks - IF he can do anything of course
Bear in mind that it has previously slagged-off doc Plovier
* Presumably now its grifted some mug to remove the 'ot tub and shift it to the Rancid Rental the thing doesn't want any of the crap its left there so thats it!? Abandoned for some other idiot to clear up along with all PFP's fencing rubbish
The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
21.6.24 - heres a piece from the Mail, highlighting those dates again!
26.6.24 - The Sun! "Derelict...................." they describe the place as! They have stuck this on the front page - not just top of the Showbiz section - they mean business
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28742858/inside-katie-prices-mucky-mansion-derelict/ The thing was fast enough to condemn A Builder (or Charles Drury) with fly tipping the dump although it looks like PFP has been doing more than a fair share of dumping his fencing rubbish there. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-accuses-builder-fg-21363383
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28751237/katie-price-evicted-mucky-mansion-bailiffs/
* https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13570957/Katie-Prices-Mucky-Mansion-repossessed-bailiffs-evicted-bankruptcy-Brussels-17th-boob-job.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop
Loving how they're pointing out that she insisted it was Her Decision alone to move out & denying her eviction, and here they are pointing out it WAS an eviction....
"Katie Price's Mucky Mansion was visited by bank officials on court bailiffs on Wednesday as they set about repossessing the property after she was evicted from her home.
Earlier this month, in an exclusive interview with MailOnline, the 46-year-old glamour model insisted it had been her decision to vacate the property and that she had 'sorted' her financial issues after being declared bankrupt for a second time.
However, pictures taken outside her £2million pad in Horsham, West Sussex, showed the home being visited by bailiffs.
........and poking the bear.... "All sorted", is it Skanky....?!! "Signed off", are you Skanky....?!! "In March, Katie was declared bankrupt for a second time after failing to pay over £750,000 in unpaid tax. The former glamour model failed to appear at a court hearing in London to explain why she has not paid any money to HMRC. It is the second bankruptcy faced by Katie as she is being chased by creditors for a £3.2million payment over the failure of her company Jordan Trading Ltd. Creditors are owed the £3.2million from her company selling perfume and cosmetics. MailOnline has contacted Katie's representatives for comment. "
* And another one! Katie Price’s £2,000,000 mansion surrounded by bailiffs on 'eviction day' | Metro News
*https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-prices-2m-mucky-33110332
*https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/13253395/katie-price-evicted-mucky-mansion-bailiffs/
* Oh yeah and this is what it had to say on the subject back in March
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-nobody-can-32440866
*A local skip company has estimated a cost in excess of £25,000 to remove all the rubbish from the home. i do hope they stick it onto her bill
* Best get on the phone quick to 'Orsham Plod Shop skanky! Look at all these blokes in a Transit at YOUR HOUSE!!
* Love this version... "Katie Price Loses Filthy Mansion To Court Custodians After Eviction
Katie Price now renting small house in ‘sleepy’ village
Katie Price’s “filthy” mansion has been taken over by court custodians after she was sent an eviction notice just two months back.
Appearing for a MailOnline chat earlier in June, the model insisted that the decision of vacating that house was actually her own with all financial issues being “sorted.”
It has been a while since she was publicly declared bankrupt for a second time, so viewers had trouble buying any of her claims from the interview.
Now, Katie Price’s monetary woes have been reiterated as some photographs taken outside her 11-bedroom property in West Sussex surfaced on Wednesday, June 26.
In those pictures, bank officials as well as court bailiffs were present at the location for reclaiming her living pad, proving that she’s still going through “broke” times.
According to Daily Mail, the media personality has rented a much smaller home in Sussex village, and is seemingly unbothered by these financial circumstances.
This is perhaps because she recently stopped by Brussels to undergo her 17th surgery of an intimate body part while happily informing Instagram viewers about it.
Katie Price was labeled bankrupt for the second time in March after failing to make tax payments of over £750,000.
With that, she is being chased down by creditors for not returning a £3.2million amount from the downfall of her perfume and cosmetics company, Jordan Trading Ltd". * https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/katir-price-mucky-mansion-raided-reposessed-boob-job-b1166970.html
"Katie Price's infamous Mucky Mansion is totally out of her hands as it’s been repossessed by court bailiffs.
Additionally, she owes creditors £3.2 million from the collapse of her company Jordan Trading Ltd, which sold perfume and cosmetics. Land Registry records, seen by MailOnline, indicate that Price has two outstanding mortgages on the property.
The house, nicknamed Mucky Mansion due to its neglected state, might now be worth between £1.1 million and £1.6 million according to Zoopla, while Rightmove estimates a value of only £1,025,000.
Price's representatives have been contacted for comment".
So you journos at the Daily Mail, why didn't you do a proper bit of journalism and check out her claims that she owned the house when she did that interview a couple of weeks ago, instead you went along with all her LIES & now you look like absolute tools now don't you? Had you Told The Troof back then you wouldn't look quite so stupid for just accepting what she said at face value when there was already evidence that she was in fact being evicted! Silly 12 year olds!! tut tut
* Do you get the feeling The Sun are enjoying every second of this??
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28759440/katie-price-eviction-mucky-mansion-photographs/
*https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28762688/katie-price-bailiffs-mucky-mansion-jj-slater-boob-job/
27.6.24 - Even her local paper are getting in on the act!! Katie Price's Sussex Mucky Mansion repossessed by bailiffs | The Argus
29.6.24 - It appears the Shitty Shack's OWNERS have put security onto the place just in case skanky fancies going back again to do some more "filming" of her crap collerjean adverts or Lego wants more bad tattoos done Katie Price's £2million Mucky Mansion gets security guard protection after it was repossessed by bailiffs amid her double bankruptcy blow | Daily Mail Online
* The comments though................. "He’ll be there to keep her from scrambling over the gates in a desperate attempt to convince people it’s still hers. Losing that house has hit her hard reality finally kicking in."
"JJ asked if he could be the security guard because he loves dressing up in uniforms. Last week he went in the dressing up box and pretended to be pilot but Jordan got sick of him running around the small new rented property pretending to land his plane in the kitchen".
Legohead aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
21.6.24 - "Married at First Sight"star" JJ Slater has confirmed he did sleep with co-star despite initial denials. "We don't want anything that's not true to be out there so now I feel the need to put the record straight... We did take our relationship to the next level." He said this about the person he slept with (which is entirely up to them) so maybe as he doesn’t like nothing being out there that isn’t TRUE, or MAYBE one day he might come clean about being an errand boy within the current fake "relationship" with the old skank? (Well not whilst he’s being paid obviously, but at a later date)
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-tells-new-beau-33080835 But would he DARE ask it because he knows only too well that it'll have him in a weddin' soot before he's even had time to put his Man-Bag on the floor! Also his Contract with the thing may not include having to actually marry it, and even though he's not averse to the idea of marriage on a complete whim he has surely seen what becomes of Those Wot Escape MEEEEEEEE and what have to endure once they get away
* One of the comments -
or the bogs at Euston Station come to think of it.......
* Before anybody goes thinking all her bullcrap re Lego is Der Troof in any way-shape-nor-form, check out this pile of piffle it dished out about Cole, when he was The One #3697 https://tattle.life/attachments/kp-shite-mp3.3012133/
This is taken from another rubbish arse-licking crapcast it guested on to talk about MEEEEEEE, the Changes podcast with Annie MacManus. "Cole is the bestest eva, he done everyfink propa, i'm the best kate eva, stronger than eva, faaamily lav him etc.. etc.."
Well that aged well - in fact its the same old BS being slopped-out about Lego now
*
"I'm still such a jealous person and needy........but in a good way" it bleats. WTF Skanky Is there a “good way” of being jealous and needy? Is it like the “good” version of a narcissist? Or an abuser or being controlling?
* This is quite brilliant to listen to, the insistence about how fantastic Cole is and how she's now the bestist version of herself she's ever going to be when she's with him Well she wasn't wrong was she? Contrast with the Skank of today with Lego Bong Boy, she's had her two youngest repossessed by the Courts & SS at last, she's lost the family home for good, its likely lost her driving licence indefinitely, she can't get pregint whilst loads of her mates and even dopey Edna are all preggers, she lost her income, her looks, her symmetrical body, her hair, her voice, Junior barely ever sees her if he can help it, her eldest daughter is distancing herself steadily, her Harvey trump card is not as effective any longer & her long-term friends/associates have disappeared.
What does she actually have as of today though??? A Rented house , gormless Stoner Boy, wonky norks, her double-bankruptcy and a few staunchly devoted BrainDead enablers. Then theres her Severe PTSD, the worstist evva ADHD in the known world, 6 Rapes under her belt, her pathetic Life coach qualification and the Paramedic Qualification it keeps mentioning & then theres that hideous sparkly pink monstrosity that she's boasting about as if its a brand spanky new Masarati! Oh yeah and more grudges than anyone else in history that have to be acted upon indefinately
25.6.24 - Oh dear, poor little Lego! He must have had to renegotiate His Contract to cover this abominable thought - marrying the skank!!!. "They aren’t glued to the hip and JJ has his own aspirations, which Katie really loves.” Bet she does LOL - it'll tear her to shreds every second he's out of arms reach Katie Price will MARRY new boyfriend JJ Slater as she gets ultimate seal of approval | The Irish Sun (thesun.ie)
*Didn't the thing state the other day they were "Taking things slowly?" The thing is she's getting increasingly desparate to march the little twerp up the aisle to score points over all the Exes so Skank will marry Bong Boy asap because Clan Grifter have apparently given this dork their seal of approval! After all they've been in this sham showmance for 8 months now which is a bloody record for her in that she's not frogmarched him down the aisle kicking & screaming to face his Doom, and yet Bong Boy still hasn't been pictured with AFP or PFP even ONCE, even when they were living in a campervan on the driveway for 4 months! Indeed skank has dragged him to the IoW twice, most recently at the weekend for "family time" and still no pictures of AFP or Mr PP with this dipstick!!!!. As for 'Arry, he didn't get on with skanks last boyfriend (sink boy) because he outed 'Arry as a coke head for snorting with skanky at some Fammerly Party.
* The twat is beside it waiting for orders when the anaesthetic wears off qnd The Gob fires up again
And "Wekweed"???? Has he found a replacement for the Jamaican Woodbines?
29.6.24 - NAH! Stoner Boy took his bong to Dublin too woo hoo!
Off his trolley for a change eh?
Clan Grifter Gossip -
21.6.24 - Knob Heads Incorporated are all together at Clan Grifter HQ for the festival and they're all doing Pointy-Toe at the camera!
Her feet look like canoes wearing Lego's trainers too
23.6.24 - obviously the weapons-grade filter struggled doing just skanky so AFP did not get any of it!
# Ouch!! -
24.6.24 -
Someone dissing her delightful JYY crap
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" - (includes the IoW Saga & Dublin)
23.6.24 - so here it is gracing the IoW festival with it's glorious presence.
Its an indication of what the thing is like towards it's own poor kids really. Come on Sun pick this one up
The woman who posted that said her 8 year old daughter asked her for a photo and she just ignored her, she didn't even say "No sorry"- she just blanked a child! . Amazing too reading the comments how people were defending skanky! The mother said she reminded skanky that she was only a bloody Z lister anyway! *Another photo posted online shows the thing seated, from the back its hunched over it's preshus fone whilst everyone else is standing up watching and listening to the music. It certainly appears that despite what skank thought to the contrary, nobody gives a shite about her illustrious presence to which she is being largely IGNORED - and she doesn't like that!
* She was not able to grift those VIP tickets she was after either, indeed Clan Grifter are about as far from VIP as you can get Bet she moans on the next pod about how hard it was for her, how scared she was, how people wouldnt leave her alone to enjoy the festival, & it will be Pete's fault of course since he probably secretly blocked her from grifting VIP tickets
* Heres a posting from another festival-goer :-
and another https://www.facebook.com/james.wilson.96558061/posts/7950626238313542?ref=embed_post - did she forget her card payment machine this time?
* Taken from an IoW native on a local website “So here we are still at the festival. Great laughs and loads of stories for another time. But here’s one for now.
Saw that Katie Price with her face tripping her. This is one rough old hag. Never would have recognised her if ******* hadn’t pointed her out. Dont believe the publicity photos”
So there we have it from an actual eye witness.
and another!
Later this appears to refute the allegations of skank blanking people - it has either Edna or AFP's mitt-marks all over it -
Were it really "enjoying" this festival, would it have been sat there hunched over it's phone with a face like a slapped arse???
* and "All over" Lego eh? He'd much rather be "all over" his Jamaican Woodbines by the look of him.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/katie-price-all-over-married-33087361 This bog-roll is the ONLY medium seemingly interested in this bunch of deadbeats
* One thing is glaringly obvious from this IoW business - Skanky is always claiming she can't go anywhere because the paps and press hound her, yet here she is having been out on public the last 3 days with virtually no sightings of her at a place that is bound to have loads of paps and press around! Clearly she can go 'incognito' when she chooses! Or maybe she simply couldn't afford to have Backgrid following her and Clan Grifter about?
* Likewise she expects people to believe that she made a huge life decision overnight to actually MOVE HOUSE after an apparent acid “attack” on her old jalopy, yet weeks later is happy to sit amongst thousands and thousands at the IOW festival.
23.6.24 - This rapper pounced on Clan Grifter as they were leaving then proceeded to give her a rousing rendition about Being Skint and SCROUNGING basically - one might think he'd done it on purpose! The irony was lost on skank of course but it does appear Lego realised and Edna certainly did as she dragged the thing away quickly (41) Katie Price #399 training to be a life coach & a paramedic, everyone knows her lies are pathetic | Page 44 | Tattle Life
* What about the fact that someone asked for a picture with the rapper and not skank? Did he really rap about having no money without realising KP is a double bankrupt (or did he?) LOL The fact is Edna says "Let's just go!" because she thought he was taking the piss out of skank being broke Lego trying hs best to look hard being as he's the Security Squad these days and then theres the Skank thinking she is cool. I don't know what was funniest Loooooveee ittttt!!!
* Rough as a butcher's block, the pair of 'em https://tattle.life/attachments/img_2129-jpeg.3012978/
24.6.24 - Looking forward to the next crapcast though because undoubtedly it'll be slagging off all the acts "Becos they aint as Gud as MEEEEEEEEE! Ize a prowfesshunal singer inn eye??"
* Interesting though -
* Oh and its not just Ordinary Citizens it blanked because it even blanked one of the Bands! Likely the thing was jellus that they got the gig and she didn't!
* After this fiasco it will be pissed off people dared to come up to her and they was 'disrespeckful to MEEEEEEEEEEEE!'. They probably didn't fawn over her enough or weren't famous enough, simply because any lesser known people are trying to ride on the Pricey fame train, like all the men she's ever slept with.....allegedly. Maybe she'll claim the festival was full of stalkers and phone the police again "Arrest dat 20 fahsind peepul fer storkin' MEEEEEEEEE!!"
25.6.24 - Heres some garbage in that bog roll Closer mag - the usual old shite about everything is Pete's fault followed by all the Exes; Also, as predicted - she still has both houses and has had the new one for two months!!. So she owns BOTH now!!
* "I'm back!" it shreiks on today's crap flogging cheapo make-up (not the industrial stuff she uses) Well luv it seems people don't share your beliefs - you ain't back!!
26.6.24 - oh yes and this is a belter!
27.6.24 - it appears the thing is trying to redress a couple of clangers from the IoW such as her blanking a little girl, BUT best of all is skank trying to say that she was perfectly happy she couldn't grift VIP passes for the event! Fucking LIAR!!
Oh, this made me laugh. How to put a spin on not getting into the VIP section.... "During the podcast episode, Katie also apologised to fans for not getting in any photos with them. The star admitted that she felt that if she got into one photo, she would end up having to say yes to everyone in that case. The mum-of-five admitted she just wanted a 'break' from being a celebrity for one weekend, and even enjoyed not having access to the VIP area for once and instead being the crowd with all the other fans".
29.6.24 - at the airport for a flight to Dublin for her next concert, or rather three excrutiating "songs" for the sheer delight of Dublin Pride - lucky them!! The Noo Norks don't look much different but it has a face like a slapped arse though - could that be because its standing outside the men's bogs having her photo taken and NOBODY is interested or looking at MEEEEEEEE!
The comments are damning though
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28843334/katie-price-airport-snap-dublin-pride-daughter-princesss-birthday/
* and here we go, LYING as usual. Says it had the norks done "Yesterday" when in fact it was Wednesday! LOL
* Still repeating that she had her boobs done yesterday (Friday) Had to show off her bandages (attention seeking) and say how she couldn’t let them (Dublin Pride) down by not coming. Didn’t want to let the crowd down, but it’s ok to let her kids down
* and YES its bad, abysmal in fact https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3024/3024768-443fd5df35b8cdb253821f46e95d0ff9.mp4
and a veritable plethora of talent too!
This is as good as it gets folks
The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
25.6.24 - " Say what you like about Katie Price but there's no doubt she is a fantastic mother to her children........."just quoting the BrainDead How do these cretins even survive Life?
26.6.24 - Heres another one spouting BS. Were infidelity A Reason to remove children how come skanky never lost them a million times over eh?? FICK or what?
27.6.24 - the Braindeads may be realising how it LIES constantly -
at bloody last!!
Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
23.6.24 - Operation Hot Tub was a success woo hoo! Its managed to grift another moron into working for nowt for her - theres a MUG born every minute, anuvva one ripe for skank to utilise to the hilt
25.6.24 - the latest grift! Ugh! The thing's obsession with pink and it's increasingly desperate attempts to make it "MINE" almost make me hate the colour, but the idea of it having Lego (or whatever imbecile is next) driving the thing about in these these ghastly creations about just about make it almost Werrrfff it!
* So having done it's amateurish ads for that collajean rubbish for weeks from kitchens belonging to her cronies, today is different again because its doing the rejuven8 ad in a train station now!!! Surprised it wasn’t a police station So yeah - the ultimate prowfeshunawl is doing a paid-for ad from the railway station!
* Also advertising sex toys now, following on from the photo of P a child!!!! She has always done this, mixed her kid's photos with her porno stuff. she should have different accounts for her personal life and the selling sex, but madam sees no issues here. Thank God B&J are away from her at last!!
* Heres a treat for lucky Liverpool! Its on it's way with Lego on the train to flog more crap to the Braindeads
It looks like a geezer!!!
* Please bear this in mind when you think of the desperation that drives it to be crossing the country flogging crap to Braindeads, just remember this one, flogging bog-rolls on Twat Tok! A real high-point!
Scraping barrell-bottoms with increasing regularity
25.6.24 - another Live collection of crap, so here we go:-
* She can be heard saying, "I've moved house, but still have the other house...................." So if she's had the new one for two months she was obviously planning to move before the 'acid attack' then wasn't she? How convenient it happened when she already had another house lined up!
* Just had her ratty barnet done and she's tied it up!
* Saying she has a room in her new house to do TT. (Errrrm weren't they the rooms for the kids?)
* Said she was taking Harvey away at the end of July. (Errrr that's when the BH hearing is!!!!!!! So its gonna be another excuse, this time "I ain't cummin beycorz Ize taykin 'Arv on oliday.........................")
* She's started messing with her hair again that some idiot wasted her time on earlier - apparently she was going bald at the sides but isn't now due to some miracle polyester satin pillowcases!
* Largely ignoring the running comments, especially the ones comparing her to Pete Burns!! They're Not Being Kind #
* Blabbering-on about the next instalment of Isss Awwwllll Abaaahhhhtttt MEEEEEEEEEEE! - that lie-fest that shrinks with every Writ delivered !
"You might get PTSD reading the book' it's hard-hitting. There's a PTSD warning in the front" it states What a load of absolute shite
* She's getting her face done in a month. Wonder/wander if this is the trip to Turkey she's graciously taking H on rather than go to Court??? First it seems shes's off to Brussels to go smaller, then off to Dublin on the Sunday to do Pride
* People said she wouldn't be a singer but guess what? She does it all the time now
* AND she just said she's a full time singer now doing it as a living now!!!
* She's "performing" in Dublin pride you know!
* Now begging for 2.5million likes! Shame they don't allow HATES - she'd get them within ten minutes, mostly from her Exes
* "Body suffle...." soufflé Katie, it's souffle! Imagine employing this ignoramus to flog your products!!
* "I, ME, MINE, MY." "Isss awwwwlllll abaaaahhhhtttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE innit" as usual
* Gets the Pink Monstrosity back on Friday.
*
Frying Pan Face! WTF are those filters doing???
* She's just whispered to the other woman about a big secret from the LT podcast,"People will be very excited......" so she says Don't think so skanky!!!
* AND whats all this "I'm back!" crap every other sentence?
* and now a delightful Noo Garmint from JYBovva. Where do you even start with this image? Its sneering at the camera which presumably is "Seksi" but that awful garment really is ghastly, the shite colourway really sets it off a treat as well as accentuate the wonky norks magnificently. This ensemblé will sell out in seconds no doubt
* So not only did it film another ad for that nasty collarjean muck at the boob-job clinic, it also pranced around the room wearing hideous clothing for a JYY jobbie too!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28813548/katie-price-bankrupt-fashion-hospital-17th-boob-job/
* The face on the thing is an absolute picture though
Doc Plovier must be thrilled at having his Clinic used as a studio for her naff adverts for rubbish.
28.6.24 - The Ultimate Grift! Its advertising on OF for pervs to send her financial contributions for the £8000 to pay for her latest boobjob with the promise that the bigger amount they send her "The more you'll get to see!" Woo Hoo! So is this prostitution or a Gofundme? Draw your own conclusions..............
* Why anyone would pay to see that tired old body for a premium on OF when the most disgusting images of her are available for free on fapello.com? She always claims she doesn't show "Those bits" of her & tries to make out she's too classy, successful and above it all, but there they are ............ so many revoltingly intimate photos of her.
2.7.24 - Oh yeah! Those delightfully tasteful glammer calinders ARE still available even though they are 7 months out-of-date now! And it still wants £99 for them! https://calendargirlsuk.com/products/katie-price-official-2024-calendar
* and this crap as well; Woo hoo!
Podcast Garbage -
21.6.24 - Her attitude on the latest crapcast was interesting for it seems to show that things aren’t going as well for as she would have The World believe, ie the Empire is not coming back, she's lost the kids as well as the Shitty Shack and cannot pull nor buy a replacement for Lego to order. That crapcast depicted a very angry Skank lashing out, one thats not happy with the showmance anymore because it’s not working for her nor generating the coin she expected it to, yet the most telling thing was her comment about the next Book of Lies, her exact words were “Lots of stuff has been taken out of the book, obviously for legal reasons, but let‘s hope the real transcript gets lost somewhere and someone writes that.....“. Skank ain’t happy that lawyers have pulled some of her worst libellous lies and she’s mad about it. Says she's be happy is "Sumwun" accidentally leaked the Real Version................
*There is no doubt whatsoever that she will also have attacked PA, K, A and many others on the Louis Theroux podcast, she’s certainly committed slander as usual yet she’s such a cocky biatchhhh she thinks she can slag anybody off with no consequences - however will Louis broadcast her slanderous claims? Claire, Alex and others are waiting & whilst they won’t get any money out of her they can make her retract her lies and publicly prove she is the liar we all know she is!
* She wants those parts of the book that have been deleted "out there" therefore she’s gonna push it and as such it will certainly f*ck up badly soon. This slanderous book of hers is gonna get messy for her because skank has no filter operating on her terrible behaviour to which she is furious & literally seething about current ongoing events already, but it really does appear that losing the Shitty Shack finally has twisted her mind beyond reason. And she hates the new rental! She is hurting and therefore needs to pass her pain and rage onwards to hurt others as that’s how she deals with things, ie “If I’m losing, others will too, so there!”,
Yup be getting real for the skank!! She’s cornered,
* All the while her cruddy existence disappears around the U Bend she sees PA has a great life with a happy family and a new baby, indeed, so many in her circle of grifters and hangers-on are having babies and all she has is baby-man LEGO because she can no longer have kids & she is fuming inside over that too. None of the legions of Exes & Randoms since K have been able to knock-it-up! Yes skank will f*ck up badly soon, and get in serious doo-doo finally, so with her Teflon status peeling away in sheets it'll be left mortally wounded by recent events which will inevitably set it off Slamming & Swiping at everyone. Especially the Exes
27.6.24 - This week's dose of Crapcast and its "Awwwlll Abaaahhht MEEEEEEE Nooo Boobs innit!" - a 30 minute BS fest!
* So her timeline is this :- went to Liverpool Tuesday, then takes the train to London, and onto Brussels by Eurostar to get her boobs reduced at BClinic whom it has previously slagged-off.
*She’s getting them reduced as one is bigger than the other, says it’s "Corrective surgery" this time and she‘s coming back the same day on the train. She said about one "slightly" bigger than the other and that's because it's dropped which can happen when you go bigger. Then she said about the bit in the middle sticking up! .
* Edna has told her that she should be careful as that is a lot (It’s more than that Edna, it can’t be done),
* Skank then adds, screaming, "Free days later Ize in Dublin! Woo Hoo!, but it will be fine as she doesn’t dance on stage; (It doesn't sing either but thats by the by)
* It starts the pod off by saying she is in a carpark up the road from her house, but is getting wifi installed today So first part of pod was actually recorded Monday, then last 10 minutes in Brussels.
*Calling the press "dumb arses" for saying about her holiday to the IOW, heres skank saying she had no 'expense' as PFP won the tickets and they were just tagging along. But the other week Edna said she was given the tickets by daddy for her and 'Arry, so KP & JJ must have bought theirs to come too. So I suppose she also didn't buy any of those cans of drinks for a £5 (or however much they were)
* They are going again next year - lucky IoW!! She had a weekend (or is it wekweed) off and as such apologised for no pictures because she just wanted a weekend with The Fammerly.
* Banging on about the set lists getting mixed up and she hopes that doesn't happen to her when she goes on stage. (she only sings "screeches" about 3 songs but they all sound the same anyway!!)
* Now she is saying she HAD TO BUY tracksuit bottoms & hoodies as she was freezing (SO IT DID COST YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PROBABLY WON'T WEAR THESE AGAIN) she has left these in SFP's car, along with another bag - now why would she do that if she had gone home? Likewise she bought a jacket and a frog hat for Harvey.
* By Sunday her feet were 'so done in' from when she broke them (yeah that one is coming into play again), so she didn't go the festival & instead spent the day with mum and dad and Albert.
* They only drank cups of tea while they were there & she enjoyed it. She 'Could have' had a drink" of course but she has just done all these performances (??) without a drink for dutch courage and she doesn't even want a drink (That makes sense)
* She's moaning about the young people getting pissed and laying on the floor (like I suppose she has NEVER done that?) She's a lightweight now with one day of drinking and anyway she's gone off alcohol & just doesn't want it. She's loving everything Sober at the minute, not that she HAS to be sober, you see things different when you are sober and you take it more in. (Hang on, thought she barely EVER drinks??)
* Her hair is filthy from dust and her trainers. Some of the bands weren't for her, apparently, when SFP used to yawn, JJ fist pumped and said 'yes' as knew she was getting tired and nearer to going home, so they were obviously very bored.
* Skank moaning about always being cold. SFP says you need to get that checked. (More like its a loaded hint about needing an 'oliday)
* Says it wants to go to more festivals
* Edna was driving to/from festival having grifted accessibility parking because SFP was pregnant (oooh surprise KP didn't use her broken feet and celeb status) so they parked near to festival and no queues.
* Banging about leaving kids at the festival, at least they are in these buggies and not left in a tent, like when she used to go on holiday, kids not left in an apartment.
* Now on to Love Island. blah, blah, blah. yawn
* She decided to get trains, instead of flying and driving, up to Liverpool, then getting train to Brussels, as on Wednesday she is getting those norks done smaller. One is a bit bigger than the other one and dropped and her cleavage sticks up, so corrective surgery. then get train back. Then in Dublin.
* It's not like she dances onstage so its easy!.
* Lots of people asking about doing another podcast show next year, says she is up for it, but will have to wait and see what happens.
* No questions this week, but would you 'rather' perfect skin or perfect hair... It says "Skin" (Yeah right when hers is like a vintage crocodile handbag!!!)
* Perfect date, or private concert from your fave music artist? : Its says "Concert" (haha, JJ, you are f*cked!!) Maria Carey or should she say "Taylor Swiff.... because at the minute as all the kids enjoy it." (Talking about the KP backlash against TS in the press, it states "How is it backlash? just not my cup of tea, Bunny loves her")
* Stop time or be invisible: Stop time
*Snowed in or stranded on a beach: Snowed in
* Bad B.O. or Bad breath: Bad BO, bad breath is disgusting - and she should know on both counts! 2nd part, her wifi was done in house, but it's not strong enough, so she has have to change wifi people, then her battery died.
*Going down for surgery in 40 minutes, recording pod in clinic at 6.10am.
*Spent 12 on the train up to Liverpool, but had to go somewhere first (??) someone said they had seen her in Hull, not sure how true that is.
* Liverpool got train via Euro Tunnel. JJ wanted to watch football, but no signal, then she watched LI in the taxi.
*So getting her boobs done, then straight back. Getting a general anaethetic but no film crew this time round (!!)
* Said J's got patience this morning with the Price, yeah. (Poor little muppet)
* Edna asks if she saw the article in the Sun yesterday about Lego's welcome into the family. "Why does everyone want us to rush everything, we're not even engaged" it moans. (Thats cos he has'nt asked her and he NEVER WILL hahaha!)
* On the train over, we were put in the carriage full of school kids,"It was so noisy, I wanted to get up and shout shut up!!!" (Thats what its like for other people sharing space with YOU skanky!!) However, has it not stated in the past that it liked kids to be "feral" or is that only Her Kids whereas everyone else's kids have to behave in Her Illustrious Presence!? Didn't those bloody kids realise who she is eh?
* We watched the new Celine Dionne film "She's gone.....I feel sorry for her, I can't see how she will come back." it says, nevertheless she was "Bored by some of it".
* Life Advice: Someone dating someone who nicks stuff...
* Single mum: wants to date someone, tips for a first date. "Don't drink. Don't wear a little dress, wear smart casual, not high heels".(Like she listens to her own advice eh dressing like a hooker!!!!)
* Boyfriend no longer making an effort with his appearance: Once you get the ick, you won't get it back, it's done. She's had the ick before!!
*She's now off for surgery.
2.7.24 - some more utter crap to flog to the Braindeads - more BARF-flavoured stuff that she will pretend to take to make her even more bewtifuwl;
Lies, Lies and More Lies-
21.6.24 - Her FB is full of old videos of the children and whilst someone else runs this travesty it does appear she's insisting as much positive stuff as possible about her and the kids is pumped out to the Braindeads. Wonder /wander why eh??? Is she deflecting desperately from the trouble brewing?This spelling would suggest she's got her mitts all over it though
"You all said blue, so i've brang the blue to isle of wight who's loving the sunshine? I am!" Brang?
* and this too!
Don't Google "Katie Price caught-out lying again" - it brings up 71,200 results so skank is obviously famous for it!
29.6.24 - Two corking LIES here! "Striving for body perfection......................" and A beach wedding to Legohead! https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-beach-bikini-wedding-33120233
You are taking the piss on both accounts skanky luv
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!-
* all this garbage about aspiring to be a Living Bratz Doll -surely the creators of those awful Bratz dolls should be slapping an injunction on her using their Brand Name to describe her distorted 'look'? . She looks old and ugly, just like her personality! - is that really the market they are targeting?
* Taken from a smutty website she flogs her hideous images from - check this out!
Phil and Grant standing up for themselves
She looks like a giant dick!!!
* a Real Image of the thing thats somehow escaped before she could filter it to oblivion - jeez its horrendous!
26.6.24 -
Why does it have a striped snout, and look at the crooked philtrum under said wonky snout???
* Now this! Its having it's 17th boobjob today https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28749311/katie-price-boob-job-today-surgery/
* Oh and this article was SIX boobjobs ago so imagine the state of the thing now??? https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3609695/amp/Katie-Price-s-scars-eleven-ops-tragic-proof-breast-implants-self-harm.html
28.6.24 - another load of nonsense lifted directly off it's last Crapcast about the NOO NORKS #17 Katie Price admits ‘real reason’ behind 17th boob job - as her sister warns her ‘be careful’ | The Sun
* and it says this is the result! Maybe underneath weapons-grade filters and Photoshopping theres a micron of Troof but aside from that - NAH!!!!!! - these look like old photos its posted anyway!! Look at the legs too - like sparrow's kneecaps covered in scribbles, plus she appears to have carved off a ton of belly-blubber giving her that weird S shape
* Then there the little fact pervs are being tapped-up on Only Grans to contribute towards the £8000 cost of these things on the promise of being treated to a glimpse of them BARF
* https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13579297/Katie-Price-reveals-results-17th-boob-job-time-figure-hugging-LBD-vowing-never-stop-having-surgery.html Look how her filters have distorted the shape of the door
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Worryingly, 73 morons still said "Yes!" though!
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shows-gigantic-new-33127023
1.7.24 - heres Katona using the skank for a bit of self-publicity https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katonas-four-words-katie-33141611
2.7.24 - and using P as a method of publicising MEEEEEEEE again https://www.entertainmentdailyuk.com/news/katie-price-daughter-princess-worried-die-medical-advice-plastic-surgery/
The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
30.6.24 - She'll be bloody furious! Pete getting namechecked by Chris Martin and Coldplay at Glastonbury! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3025/3025573-c70d465ccaa217bc35e62c8b70cb6524.mp4 Hell, she'd even settle for that Tayler Swiff giving her a namecheck!!
Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
27.6.24 - Here we go again with the slamming & swiping - its Pete's turn again! He's got every right to be pissed-off so let's hope Clare is already working on the Legals to crucify the old boot https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-peter-andre-negativity/
* Of course she will see this article as PROOF of Peter digging at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again thus it won't be long before the vicious old boot snaps back at him AGAIN in retailiation, even though its all her doing to begin with. Its hard to know honestly how they all cope with the jealous, poisonous, bitter, twisted old sIag who just lurks around waiting to stick the knife in at every opportunity because it must take a huge toll on their mental health and relationships when anything & everything is construed by the skank as "Dey dun dis to MEEEEEEEEEE furst!" and she lays into them with the same old catalogue of worn-out LIES.
* This utter bollocks about "The kids know the truth about Pete".... yeah, is that HER truth or the ACTUAL truth? And whatever it is they know, they still choose to live with their dad & Emily - ouch that must hurt eh skanky? ! . I wonder/wander how they're feeling today knowing that their lovely "mum" is begging for pennies on OF for a flash of her nippleless butchered tits?
* And as to her announcements "I'm on the up".... Well no Skank, you're really not on the up because you have many miles yet to fall ungracefully! You are very much at the bottom levels scrabbling about in vain & still managing to sink further down in the depths of "Completely desperate to stay relevant". You have absolutely nothing. No money, no house, no driving licence, no kids, no friends, no talent, nor any positive qualities of any description whatsoever. You totally deserve to be where you are. Lets hope you stay down there, at the bottom, with the rest of the dregs of society & Clan Grifter.
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
27.6.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-slams-shameful-drunks-33120283 Heres a bit of sanctimonious claptrap from the thing concerning people who get drunk (lifted from today's crapcast). Its all very well sneering at sozzled people crashed out on the ground eh skank, not bad when there are millions of photos of YOU doing self same thing being a total embarrassment, this being the classic one
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
21.6.24 - Sticking it's oar in again - plus ça change! Who cares what skank thinks anyway?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/28649667/katie-price-wades-joey-essex-fix-row-love-island/
* Skank has already tried to recruit him into the ranks of The One - and failed dismally. He fled!!
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
22.6.24 - here it is again doing it's civic duty in "reporting crimes" to the plod squad - how very noble of her considering its
NOT HER HOUSE ANY LONGER! https://www.thesun.ie/tv/13223181/katie-price-mucky-mansion-burglars/
28.6.24 - exactly as predicted. Yesterday it releases a photo supposedly of its Noo Norks and today it categorically denies it then accuses the media of "LYING abaaahhhttt MEEEEEEE again!"
She’s accusing the media about her post and yet it was SHE that wrote “last night” on it…
Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
29.6.24 - today is P's birthday so what does Mother-of-the-Year do? Yes she makes it Awwwwllll Abbahhhhttt MEEEEEEEEE of course! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3023/3023624-17e33701b7ffedb1fc987b9dc56e48df.mp4
Its obvious for a start that the photo of P is lifted straight off her SMs but WHY in God's name is it "singing" at the girl along with all the "Mini Me" garbage etc when it looks like the thing is trollied on pain meds or whatever? Junior didn't get "sung" at did he? Poor P - how will she live this down, or maybe /wonder/wander if P has finally gone non-contact like Jnr? Has skank been even more awful to Pete and Emily than she usually is over control of P's birthday or something like that and gone too far?.
Using the 'I gave you life / I'm your mum, you're my baby' crap is so emotionally manipulative, along with the 'Remember you're a human not a product' nonsense........ It would be no surprise to discover this is over some deal Princess has got and skank has been trying to stick her beak in to get herself a slice and is insanely jealous over it. She was probably abusive and nasty and is trying to paint it as her looking out for P when in fact its more like "Looking out for MEEEEEEEEEEE & my slice of the action!".
* https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/peter-andre-katie-price-share-33133610
29.6.24 - Come on The Sun - tell der Troof! That was no "sweet song" - its a ficking drunken racket! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28842814/katie-price-serenades-daughter-princess-birthday-peter-andre/
30.6.24 - here we are with another attempt to continue The Lie that she still has all the kids when In Troof she has NONE OF THEM. Junior is conspicuous in his permanent absence in every respect, P is gradually removing herself from the skank in steady stages, J&B were forcibly removed by Court Orders and H will be enjoying the little time he has left relatively unmolested before he is obliged to leave his residential to be nearer Mummy for more of her grifting opportunities, seeing as he is all she has left now.
These photos are YEARS OLD! “Sundays are always a family day?”
Well, clearly not, Katie. None of them, NONE, live with you or even see you regularly. Do you think people (apart from brain-deads and the bots) won’t notice all those photos are all old?
Only Grans and Suchlike -
23.6.24 - It does appear that in fact skank's raspberries ARE still attached for there is a picture on an adult site (starting with F) showing a recent pic of it Bein' Awlll Sekksi. Strange indeed when skank is always stating when asked about her smutty foters that she "Doesn’t show that sort of thing!"
26.6.24- Here we go then - advertising the unveiling on the Noo Norks woo hoo!
(Part of me really hopes something goes horribly wrong and the things are even wonkier that ever)
27.6.24 - So not only has it allegedly undergone yet another pointless boob-job to try to rectify the wonky mess that it is, BUT it seems its using the medium of OF to raise the funds to pay for this botchery by offerring the teasing temptation of "The more munney yew give MEEEEEE, the more yew can see of me boobs.........................."
Pardon me for asking, but is this not akin to prostitution? Wouldn't a Gofundme have sufficed?
* How does that begging post even make any sense?? Anyone who contributes gets an exclusive first look free?? How is it "free" when they've already contributed, so basically what she's really doing is begging for "fans" to pay to try to sort out her fucked-up tit surgery because Doc Plovier wouldn't do it for nothing?
29.6.24 - as of this morning her money-grubbing attempt to pay for her Noo Norks from Doc Plovier via OF has raised a staggering 130$!
30.6.24 - So the boobjob fund has stalled at $130 and she’s now taken to asking for $17.99 for shots of her fresh out of surgery… YOU’RE fucking sick Kipper not to mention the sort of pervy weirdo who'll PAY another 17.99$ to look at the thing again!!!
2.7.24 - according to this skanky is busying herself earning millions on OF - yeah haha! I wonder/wander if she's got more than 130$ yet for her Noo Norks Fund?? (now a staggering 380$!)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-makes-jaw-dropping-33151574
Dropping her prices as fast as her drawers
The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
21.6.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-curse-mucky-33078579 Heres The Mirror pointing out just how fortunate skanky is that the mortgage company made that decision for her then rather than her having to endlessly mull-over whether to leave or not Actually in one breath its screeching about twollz & vandals in "My owse!" then the next its spouting how glad it is to have left the hovel when its made her life an absoute misery for years - make yer mind up skanky eh??? They did not mince their words though using the term "Kicked out" rather than skank's term of preference as of leaving of her own accord because it suited MEEEEEEEEEEEE to do so "Katie continued: 'I hate that house. Whoever buys it, I warn them, they will get bad luck there. It is absolutely cursed. My anxiety got worse with that house. There was a point when I couldn't even walk up the driveaway without having a panic attack.
I had therapy about that house. I should never have gone back there. Now I'm out of it it's the best thing I've ever done.'
* But the lies she spews! - 5 minutes ago she loved that house, it was her Forever Home & no one was ever going to take it off of her & only a few weeks ago she was proudly claiming the place was still hers, trying every trick she knew to cling onto it, plus she even did that travesty of a makeover show on Ch4 on her "Forever Home". If she did actually hate it that much she wouldn't have done any of that would she, indeed she would surely have unloaded the place years ago?. No this performance is all because she's hugely pissed-off that she finally lost it and is now trying to make it appear that the decision was Hers To Make, that she did it because she actually HATES the place so much, but for a start you'd think if she left of her own accord and was selling it for her own gains she'd be doing everything she could to get the best price for it rather than trying to warn people against buying it with her tales of it being cursed and all the ghost stories she scared the kids shitless with.
* https://thetab.com/uk/2024/02/13/a-complete-ranking-of-all-katie-prices-relationships-based-on-how-long-they-lasted-351150 Lego has lasted a bit longer than we'd anticipated, however he will be seeing the full-on horror of the Real Skanky by now as she gets bored with him Tick tock skanky!!
23.6.24 - The Sun (of course) jabbing at it again with a little note asking how come this DOUBLE BANKRUPT has flitted off for another 'oliday? They then give details yet again about all her debts etc However its also pretty apparent that skanky is not getting the media attention nor adoration from "fans" as it sits there amidst a swathe of folks who couldn't give a frig if thats Kate Price nor anybody else in their midst since they're there to have fun and listen to music (which is NOT skank 'singing' either) https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28672028/bankrupt-katie-price-another-holiday-festival/
* As to it's 'olidays, its gone from the Maldives and Thailand to the Isle of Wight and that one-horse-town ski resort where it buys it's knock-off Moonboots in bulk !
27.6.24 - Still sniping away https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28790501/katie-price-risks-infection-rushes-back-boob-job-surgeon/
28.6.24 - The Sun naturally, here having another jab at the thing and justifiably so, but what a shame they do not correct the fact she has NONE of the children any longer -nevertheless this is a good start
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28787985/katie-prices-cursed-mucky-mansion/
How is she going to explain her continued 'bad luck' now she is out of that house? Blame it on the pink RR or JJ?
* KP does not do a calm lifestyle because she needs the drama & her personal chaos for the £££
* PAY THE PRICE Skint Katie Price begs fans for cash after 17th boob job saying ‘the more you pay, the more of them you get to see’
*29.6.24 - just a reminder about the EVICTION https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28840246/katie-prices-mucky-mansion-security-plagued-break-ins/
Word has it that.....................................
No wonder it had the right hump on the last crapcast 
"Arrest dat 20 fahsind peepul fer storkin' MEEEEEEEEE!!"
Had to show off her bandages (attention seeking) and say how she couldn’t let them (Dublin Pride) down by not coming.
Surprised it wasn’t a police station 
Claire, Alex and others are waiting & whilst they won’t get any money out of her they can make her retract her lies and publicly prove she is the liar we all know she is!
be getting real for the skank!! She’s cornered, 
blah, blah, blah. yawn 
who's loving the sunshine? I am!" Brang?
