* Resumé -
* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
* Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (Includes The Bailiffs!)
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief
* The Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* AFP'S Book of Lies Etc -
* "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap * More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy SW Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
* Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
Resumé -
Basically Skank went on a skip trip to Bansko in Bulgaria but didn’t ski, she just went down a beginners slope on her arse. She is pretending she is in a deep and meaningful relationship with Legihead Kryten from MAFS & already talking about "Beybehs" with him cos he's "Young & Virile". SadBoy Crawl went missing in action, on purpose, or maybe threatened by AFP & Edna. Clan Grifter have put a load of fake stories in the Red Tops to try to cover the cracks in skanky's stories, just the usual stuff…. "Kryten is the one, she’s taking it slow, he’s young and virile, last chance at baby 6...................." yet she can’t even be bothered being with her two youngest children at half-term! God knows who looking after them, probably Lynn Rickwood the corrupt SW. Nevertheless Skank is still Mum of the Year and a "Great mum to H" according to her deluded idiotic fans;
Don't forget to #Bekind to the skank because she has MH problems you know so she needs a break from the 5 kids who all live in the MM and she looks after all of them every day with no help whatsoever. AND she’s had to sell Wallis her horse of 20 years. We don’t know WTF has happened there because the Red Tops said the bailiffs took him,, yet it seems he has been moved to the neighbour's premises to keep the pink RR company, but she's just as likely to have sold him as she did all the dogs even though she denied it. Oh and she needs her fun time with her mates to recover from all this trauma.
The Twat in Bansko leaves her two youngest kids at home during half-term to pursue Her Pleasures trying to be Yung Agen….
* But look - she really could have the best of both - SB & Legohead in combo
* Here she is with her BFF Chloe and the Grand Master Puppeteer Darth Jeyda yanking their strings to order. That may explain why skanky dances like something out of Thunderbirds...........
*
Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
20.2.24 - A Tattler reports that an acquaintance was in Bankso last week and I asked if they happened to see KP...... It was spotted in-the-wild, albeit briefly and described as looking far more terrifying in real life and with a face that looks as though it's been stuck in a wind tunnel
Seksi Foters & Rubbish About "How Seksi wot I iz innit" - We have'nt come across any!! woo hoo!!
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Remember the Pepsi advert?
"Lip smackin, hygiene lackin
Dog killin, arse fillin
Kid abusin, egg cruisin
Coke sniffin, fanny wiffin
Hard faced, booze laced,
Should be maced.................................. Skanky WOO HOO!
. o O o .
It’s skin is orange, it’s heart is black
It’s got a crap tattoo all over it’s back.
It’s got wonky norks, bashed up toes,
And poisonous warts under it’s coke-ravaged nose
Oh help, oh no, it’s the Ruffoldho!
Here it is with Legohead Several versions are available, ie
Or The Skankalo
The Stinkalo
The Twatalo
The Lyingcuntalo
The Liar -Liar-Pants-On-Firealo..
. o O o .
Just a rancid old slag from Brighton
Everyone’s had her, she’s a right one
She’s out on the lash
Flashing her gash
And shagging some knobhead called Kryten
Karma, she’s been watching and waiting
Krusties are debating and hating
Sinky got the hump
In Vegas looking for trump
You’ve started now stop hesitating!
21.2.24 - and here we are months after skank was boasting about her Hit Singul wiv dat Skarlitt and nothing has surfaced except this one of Dat Skarlitt warbling ON HER OWN
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_2407-png.2758791/
* Strange though, at the end of November sometime HMRC started the ball rolling and about the same time there was a big Clan meeting involving sink boy, skank started to do less tiktok and JYY flogging, she stopped all the grifting and Christmas present freebies, so it seems someones told her to only accept cash in hand jobs to make it look like she's not earning a lot.
* This was another of her failed ventures she walked away from smirking so no doubt thinks she'll do the same again, the problem is that HMRC are after her for Personal Tax this time and not Company Tax - they won't take her shit either
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10664685/Katie-Price-avoids-paying-174-000-tax-bill-insolvent-cosmetics-company-went-bust.html
* This latest debt has probably been going on since the date of her last bankruptcy building up over the years, the late filing of SAs/VAT etc . Its inconceivable that she would all of a sudden become a decent member of society and be paying her way so it was inevitable so just maybe the FA were brought in to determine the amount owed also? This has eventually finally crystallised with a Stat Demand which would have been served some time ago last year and then the bankruptcy petition in November served This lot doesn’t happen over night because she will have got letter after letter, demand after demand through the post bok (when those fiends are'nt nicking all her stuff of course), but onwards she cruised ignoring everything like she always has done because none of it applies to MEEEEEEE. She’s truly a piece of work to be able to just carry on as if nothing’s happened. For someone who goes on about being "Ize a strong, independent, successful business woman", she really takes the absolute fucking piss with everything.
* On the latest info from the Court re her bankruptcy petition from HMRC it states her as "Litigation in person" She is going without a legal team - this will be fun Undoubtedly she will get Jess/DL/AFP to ring on the morning and claim she's having terrible MH issues etc so cannot possibly attend! Its apparent now that she absolutely knew that the tax people were trying to serve her a writ from September on onwards, its confirmed by her constantly being on the look out at the Shitty Shack, her sudden renting of Essex addresses, watching the windows all the time and dodging about the place & also trying to evade the balliffs by clearing off to leave AFP & PFP to deal with them. This has gone on for months with her trapped in uk not able to take the kids out of country - it must have been a queue of court writs (including KH court papers) at the door. Yep, Bankruptcy, MHRC, driving offences, family court all on her back. and all the while theres skanky shouting that she's minted!
* REMEMBER, usually what KP states as Fact is the complete OPPOSITE of what is really going on.
* This image is dated 23.4.2020 & some months AFTER being declared bankrupt, heres one of her three horseboxes stashed away to avoid being included in her assets - proof if needed that the hideous pink RR being hidden from view to avoid it being counted as An Asset is absolutely NOTHING NEW where the skank is involved.
20.2.24 - if you recall a couple of Wikis ago there was a huge uproar in skankydom about one of her flunkeys selling off her dogs and horses "without my permission", then off scuttled the Guilty Party Who Lied About It All to hide for a month or two until the dust settled. Well Fenella Dogsbody is back on the scene and on 'oliday wiv der skank presumably as some sort of a reward for Services Rendered because indeed is it just a wild coincidence that Fenella Dogsbody tries flogging skanks horses and dogs for her just before the Bailiffs are scheduled. And "without permission"? Skank copped a HUGE a backlash over this then vehemently denied selling her animals saying she didn't know anything about it & she "loved her animals", she then insisted that Fruitella was trying to flog them behind her back, the girl seemingly disappeared for a few weeks until recently she reappears on the scene and it seems all is forgiven Strangely though all the little dogs and horses Fruitella was trying to flog seem to have vanished without trace from the Shitty Shack Gulag over a couple of weeks. Did skank and Fruitella already have buyers for the animals but Fruitella had to have a "holiday" from Pricey Towers so the animals could be handed over on-the-quiet?
20.2.24 - Have the Bailiffs taken Wallis? Huge blow for Katie Price as her favourite horse ‘taken by bailiffs’ from Mucky Mansion amid bankruptcy battle | The Sun So in fact in the past weeks since the Bailiffs visited the Shitty Shack skank has been posting pictures and telling her "fans" about going out riding on Wallis - and it was all another LIE! Plus ça change!!
* https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13107841/Katie-Price-horse-taken-away-bailiffs-bankruptcy.html - this is interesting though; They state that her horse has been taken until she repays her debts........ She won't be seeing him again then will she? Its Interesting when the article says bailiffs took him until she pays them back "The reality star already owes thousands of pounds in unpaid tax, and neighbours are now claiming her beloved steed Wallis has been taken away until she repays her debts." General opinion leads us to believe that Wallis is with the neighbour Helen in her stables now, removed to safety like the pink RR to avoid the bailiffs getting their hands on him. SB must have done a crafty move dumping the pink monstrosity there to highlight that this fool Helen and skanky are in cahoots to defraud HMRC
21.2.24 - and here we have it making out she's still got Wallis and that the media are lying again
*and this - because as we all know skanky is MINTED by her own admission
Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl-
16.2.24 - it looks like skank is already playing her games putting Legohead Kryten up against Old Egg SB to make the other jellus!
and the gloves come off at last! WOO HOO!!!!
The Sun are poised to pounce on the thing too! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25990050/katie-price-carl-woods-behind-jj-slater-back/
some more from SB - he's going for it BIG TIME!!
* Is this the hideous pink monstrosity RR was taken as part of the Bankruptcy procedures previously and sold, purchased by SB on skanky's behalf (he's saying she paid cash) and he hid it for her. Or is it a brand new one? We need more info SB!!! WOO HOO!!!!
* He wasn't lying either - heres the car on the driveway at what looks like the neighbour's place, hopefully the neighbour that hates her so the Bailiffs can collect it! . Now lets hear Clan Grifter all deny that its there!!
* So yes its been stashed at the neighbour's place behind their barn but then doubtless they did not anticipate The Sun going in with drone footage to prove what they've done! Nice of them to implicate the stupid neighbour in their deceptions although it makes you wonder what else these fools are doing for the skank in hiding things for her.
* Its all gone Pete Tong for the skank with SB on the rampage but of course she's nowhere to be seen as the shit hits the fan yet again. Back at the Shitty Shack the bent social worker Lynne Rickwood will be seeing the car dumped on the drive by A.Non followed by AFP shouting & running round like a headless chicken, her blasting out orders - therefore she surely must realise what the fuck she’s got herself into joining her mate skanky? No doubt AFP is reminding her she’s NOT to say or repeat anything she’s seen or heard, reminding her she’s signed an NDA and to keep her gob shut or else! . Panic stations! AFPwill be shreiking at B & J not to say they’ve seen That Pink car then plugging herself back in to the oxygen machine (which for her sake hopefully she’s got it fully charged) - she’s gonna need it . Danny & Edna will be driving to MM in a panic, PFP will be dragged out of Wickwoods Gym or the pub & all the while skank doesn't give a shiny shite. Utter chaos This all happens when she’s away. - last time she cleared off she left AFP & PP to deal with bailiffs
* Word has it that skanky bought back her old RR after it was reposessed!! This is the car stashed on the neighbour's driveway! Nor is it the first time she's tried to hide her pink moters - back in 2019 it did same https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-price-hiding-distinctive-pink-20543671
* He's now deleted his sm's, probably to stop skank & Co constantly haranguing him. Heres Metro giving details:-
https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/17/katie-price-accused-cheating-carl-woods-deletes-social-media-20298055/
Maybe he's done this because as well as skank haranguing him non-stop, there is another one who loves to get stuck-in to spit venom about ie; remember when SB released the audio of her admitting taking coke in 2022? He asked skank to tell AFP to leave him alone so one wonders if AFP does the same sort of thing KP does like bombarding people with 100s of messages? Basically Skank will have blamed Carl for all her behaviours to AFP then the old harridan then goes on the attack considering SB was selected as "The Designated Bad Guy" in all skanky's fuck-ups. Or maybe the whole Clan do this sort of thing and that's why Carl's gone off line when he's got the whole bloody lot of them on the attack like sharks?
* ''Carl Woods has shared an explosive voice recording where Katie Price argues about 'coke', after their bitter split last week.
Their break-up has got even messier as in the early hours of Thursday morning, Carl, 33, uploaded a voice note dated from September this year to his 232,000 followers arguing with Katie over 'coke'.
In the now-deleted recording, the former glamour model, 44, admits to not turning up to events before she goes on to say 'I was on coke' and has been hiding it from her terminally ill mother Amy Price.
Carl, meanwhile, accused Amy of treating him unfairly and urged Katie to tell her to "Leave me alone".''
* Remembering his days on OF...............................
Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief -
14.2.24 - NOT that it will listen to anybody else, BUT
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/25932774/katie-price-mafs-warning-jj-slater/
15.2.24 - It does look like Legohead's Mummy has cracked the whip and taken his pocket money away over skanky because his Auntie posted this cryptic number earlier It seems the post of The One #3698 will remain open for the next victim - or will it??
* On this week's Crapcast it mentions something about Legohead - "Rumours" it states to Edna FD. “ JJ Rumours”
Are these the rumours SHE started, perchance, this being the most pathetic , cretinous waste of skin ever?
And she still thinks her silly,drug addled, play-acted world is of interest to anybody ?
Plus theres her awful, simple sister Edna FD playing along. Pathetic. Let's hope this idiot Legohead has fled for his life!
* Just imagine how pissed off little JJ must be now though. He probably thought 'Ill put up with the old banger so I can get a few column inches then I'll ditch her, however along comes Carl who is thoroughly possed-off with the skank's Games and actually grows some balls for an hour or 2 - and BAM! , Suddenly SB's got more news articles than he's had the whole time he's been with the skank!!.
And there's poor little Legohead stuck in some obscure ski resort with that minger pawing him with her crusty nails whilst texting her ex and being hammered in the papers, and on top of that he'll probably have to spend the whole flight home listening to her go on and on and on about her numerous exes and the 'media' who are lying & out to get her as usual
* So he's finally allowed her to photograph him eh?
No pictures of these "Lovebirds" actually together though - one might think he's ashamed.............................
19.2.24 - it must be serious! He's been shown to the kids! "Lukkk, Mummys fahnd yers a Noo Daddy - yew downt neeyd dat uvver wun naaah duz yers?" https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26040257/katie-price-kisses-mafs-jj-slater-holiday/
However this is more a case of Backgrid’s in the house though because its time to earn some coin with the fake relationship nonsense. Legohead Kryten is not bothered by SB’s messages telling him Skank is still chasing HIM because Kryten is only in this farce for the publicity and a bit of coin thrown his way on top, so c’mon SB get back on IG and go for the jugular on it because this was your Birfday 'oliday after all and skank changed the ticket name as soon as you walked out! I'll also add those photos are so pathetic, theres the thing doing it's lame Peace signs again although its obvious she’s found a fellow twat in this Kryten..... oh we are going to see some tragic photos all the while this idiot is willing to play her juvenile games
* You can feel The Cringe from here
20.2.24 - BUT here we go with the usual old bullshit https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-ready-baby-number-32162581 Note the dig at SB, ie Legohead is "Young and virile.................." whereas SB has failed dismally in over two years to knock the thing up https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-ready-baby-number-32162581
* You just know she will be trying to flog the IVF / surrogate baby series to tv companies again ... because this time she has a 'reality star' bloke in tow for all of 5 mins, I mean that's such a huge difference to the sales pitch ... "Has-been tv personality with FIVE CHILDREN is desperate for another baybay" - thats a massive sympathy draw right there .because every woman with difficulty conceiving a much wanted child will be inspired by her emotional journey to be a mother for the umpteenth fkng time. This is about as likely to sell as Kipper yapping about herself for an hour whilst supposedly interviewing a murderer ... fck off and drink some more waterfall water you stupid cow
20.2.24 - "A mate" of Legohead Kryten stated this in some drivel - "Earlier this month Katie Price said on her podcast that she and JJ aren’t official yet saying “a boyfriend is when you’re ‘boyfriend & girlfriend’.” And whilst she’s apparently keen to start a family with him, he’s “not thinking about starting a family any time soon.”
The source claimed: “He loves kids and he’s a family man, but he’s not thinking about starting a family any time soon,” and “He’d like them when the time is right, but he knows that he rushed into marriage and he has no desire to rush into fatherhood.”
That certainly not what skank told him to say is it? In any case, IF he wanted children then he'd stand a better chance of getting that Ella pregint!
* https://thetab.com/uk/2024/02/20/its-only-been-a-few-weeks-but-apparently-theres-baby-chat-between-katie-price-and-jj-353621 The dried-up old husk still thinks she's going to get pregint by every nobody that she trawls in!
* Nor does it appear the other MAFS lot like him very much either. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26059299/mafs-nathanial-swipe-jj-slater-katie-price-romance/
* And this - "JJ has made “a tonne of money” - What?? A 3k profit and yet he owes £30k???!!!! Also they jokingly say the skank is a “Proud mum to Jett & Bunny etc” and that Legohead has already been introduced to them as "Noo Daddy" no doubt, Well if that’s "proud" I’d hate to see them neglected And as for stating he's a "Fashion brand owner"????? . FGS he flogs a few crappy t shirts and hoodies from his living room! (No doubt the quality equivalent of JYY shite) so he's hardly a major player in the fashion stakes! Watch out Stella McCartney and Adidas - there’s a new kid on the block
20.2.24 - he's now on Twat Tok bigging himself up. He just said he’s "Not single" & he also said he can’t talk about anything cos he will get in big trouble. What he actually means is that AFP twisted his weedy arms into signing one of her highy-photocopied NDAs from 1990 that skank has no funds to attempt to contest anyway were he to disobey. She will bin the readies from selling the pictures of course and he will get a nasty little itch in his scrotum and lips after he visits the herpes clinic, so yes it looks like Legohead already under orders from skank and the Clan and had his dignity, morals, self esteem and bollocks removed - and it's only been 3 days since the big sham showmance reveal.
* Its all quite pathetic though, here we are three days into this "Showmance" and he's already under skank's control! So the poor little luv will get into trouble if he talks about it? Meaning, I've just outed my new girlfriend skank as a coercive and controlling bully. Bet his Mummy is raging over there in the USA!!
22.2.24 -
She's already started organising the plonker telling him what to do and where to go, who with and for how long - lucky for him he's already got Turkey Teef because he'd be despatched for a set within a week or two
The Media Showmance -
15.2.24 - Its looking like the Media Showmance is over as quickly as it appeared because this BS was supposed to drum up interest in Kipper and try to get the derailed gravy train back on its tracks (good luck ) At the moment there is naff all else to talk about, well nothing positive what with Peta, bailiffs, tax evasion & bankruptcy being plastered all over the red tops, and naturally Clan Grifter desperately want to distract from all of that, however she was totally & utterly desperately scraping the barrel bottoms with Legohead to deflect all the shite she's got on her doorstep! This entire charade has just been embarrassing - skanky throwing cringeworthy poses at an awful looking squeaky-voiced idiot with a bad toupee that could pass for 15, one who couldn't even manage to look directly at her without throwing up
* and here we go again - skank denying any "Romance" Thats true enough of course - who'd want to admit fancying that old wreckage as Legohead would be obliged to do were he in "a relationship" with the thing? - however, next we'll see it draped across the poor little lad like a Jackal waiting to devour its prey. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-insists-shes-single-124218003.html
16.2.24 - oh dear! Even his dimwit mates are confused as to what the hell is going on with this Showmance nonsense
https://thetab.com/uk/2024/02/15/katie-price-claims-shes-single-but-thomas-says-she-and-jj-are-together-so-whats-going-on-352968
* The Sun has picked this up from here and run with it - now all they need to do is query HOW A BANKRUPT CAN AFFORD THIS ANYWAY?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25982940/katie-price-jj-slater-first-holiday-clues/
17.2.24 - Note they call it "a former glamour model", not an entrepeneur, celeb or anything else
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13092835/Katie-Price-romantic-ski-trip-MAFS-UKs-JJ-Slater-carl-woods.html
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25995468/excl-first-pics-of-katie-price-and-mafs-uk-groom-jj-slater-on-secret-holiday/
"Rarely single for long.............................."
20.2.24 - Its seems Legohead is about as popular as Bubonic Plague, thats even without the Skank Factor processed in MAFS groom takes brutal swipe at co-star JJ Slater amid Katie Price romance | The Sun
21.2.24 - On FB https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240221_142641_facebook-jpg.2771250/
one of the replies - https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240221_142628_facebook-jpg.2771251/
22.2.24 - skank is getting "slammed" back now https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13114261/MAFS-Tasha-Jay-SLAMS-Katie-Price-Ella-Morgans-sloppy-seconds-romance-JJ-Slater.html She's more like the "Sloppy Seconds" though, you idiot JJ!!
24.2.24 - and here we are - its "Offishul!" woo hoo! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-goes-instagram-official-32198850#comments-wrapper
24.2.24 - out with her latest prisoner- oops I mean little boyfriend Look at the sad old bag doing pointy-toe-pouty-face and her ludicrous peace signs at the camera
All you can see are TEEF!!
Clan Grifter Gossip -
16.2.24 - Clan Grifter gains another active member, this being skanky's sister-in-law in some dodgy 'oliday enterprise
* an old article but its full of BS & rubbish. ENJOY!!
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/aug/14/katie-price-jordan-family
LOLZ
AFP's Book of Lies Etc -
17.2.24 - it looks very much like AFP's handiwork here in the shape of one of the Flying Monkeys diving in to protect the skank
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240216_193117_com-instagram-android-jpg.2761947/
And this bit - you can garantee its going to be broithger Dan's fault entirely that she's defaulted on her tax since the day dot "My family drive me nuts. All of them. I see my mum every day and I'm on the phone every day to myolder brother Daniel, who does my website and looks after the money and makes sure all the tax gets paid. I probably speak to my younger stepsister, Sophie, every other day when she wants to borrow something. My success hasn't affected our relationships".
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
15.2.24 - Back in the Scary Eyebrows Phase last year - this is about as close skanky will EVER get to another wedding Dress! It just looks like a bog-roll dolly though
16.2.24 - here we go again, this time its pushing its plastics forward with Edna FD in tow trying to get themselves a residency on Gogglebox (you know, because they are so relevant, hilariously funny and insightful)
*So Yes, if C4 desire mind-numbingly banal, boring, uneducated old twaddle, and acres of Me Me Me all the while Edna FS giggles and "Um’s" or says "Thats cool!", thus becoming the most hated pairing ever on Gogglebox -go for it C4!
*Yes, if C4 want to see their SM swamped with criticism and worse for platforming a woman who is refusing to let her two youngest children see their father just because she is a vindictive biaaaatch and wishes to hurt the man as much as she can -go for it C4!
* Yes, if C4 want to be flooded with criticism from many many many animal loving members of the public and organisations like PETA, due to her constant abuse and deaths of animals in her care - go for it C4!
* Yes if C4 want to be seen as supporting a drink driving, heavy abusing woman, who’s facing numerous court appearances for bankruptcy, driving charges, and non payment of tax, causing much anger amongst the viewing public seeing her given a platform on a major tv show - go for it C4!
*Yes, if C4 want viewers to recoil in horror at her face in closeup High-Def vision, causing them to scramble for the remote to switch channels - go for it C4!
* Yes, if C4 want people to message their sponsors and advertisers, flooding them with complaints and questions asking why they want to be associated with this abusive, feckless waste of space twat - go for it C4!
*Yes C4, platform this has-been, washed-up, addled, hated Skank, and see the reaction - go for it C4! Just go for it C4 - you have seen the negativity surrounding all the rest of her shite that you buy so why not indeed?
This one is pretty rich coming from the skank itself
19.2.24 - How the mighty have fallen eh? Once upon a time it was Hello mag and now its the Bankso Blog
4 minutes of your life lost forever though, you'll need a drink after listening to her droning on, she’s going back there, been skiing 4 times in her life, and still can’t actually ski sniffing a lot ,, scratching and wincing, the way she sniffs and twists her mouth each time she sniffs is reminiscent of Daniella Westcrack. It must be a raging coke head thing. - Actually there’s nothing of any interest in this 4 minutes To be honest skip the thing, unless you are a masochist,
22.2.24 - As we know its always toting itself around for TV shows because its such a "bankable commodity" The list of potentials for IACGMOH has emerged with NO SIGN of skank on it (because ITV have already stated she is persona non grata around there), but onwards it goes trying to give itself relevance. Here is Linda Robson from Loose Wimmin talking about the thing's desperation to get back on that fiasco as well. https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/linda-robson-says-katie-price-32181564 Its ITV luv - you ain't got a hope in hell!!
23.2.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26115580/katie-price-holiday-jj-slater-snubbed-valentines-day/ Hahahahaha!
* So lets get this right then. This dopey bint shares a foter of her baby with the skank, the skank promptly posts it on her IG saying how she's going to be this poor child's "Godmother" and the media pick it up (exactly as skank intended). Then Mummy starts shreiking about media intrusion stealing her photograph of a Minor!! Work that one out if you can!
Fact is she was surely aware her delightful mate skank would repost this immediately so perhaps she ought not to have sent it to the old hag to start with if she was that concerned about media intrusion - or was it more towards the fact that neither she nor the skank GOT PAID for this photograph? Either way, what we have here is that BFF Lou has the hump with OK mag for printing a picture of her child, but that picture came from skanks social media and Lou gave skank permission to take and post the pictures, now as skank and Lou both have accounts open for anyone to view nothing illegal was done by OK using the pictures. Technically speaking, if anything shouldn't Lou have the hump with skank and Sophie the source for using her child for publicity in selling the baby story to OK mag, then linking it to Legohead Kryten and underlining skank's new desire for kids with him (as opposed to with SB or anybody else); That stupid woman effectively gave permission to OK via the skank to use the pictures so she's outta luck with that one, although the audacity of her is astounding when she's perfectly happy to use and exploit H, J & B in her cruddy salon and posting it all over LAstudio social media for publicity and advertising.
23.2.24 -"Yeah an' evryboddy is JELLUS of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
In actual FACT who the F would be jealous of this mutilated creature? It's Bankrupt to begin with along with all that entails, it has a multitude of Other Court Cases all ongoing, its unable to legally drive, theres a stack of huge Ddebts piling up including to HMRC. accompanied by the constant worry what’s going to happen next. Then theres the FACT it cannot get a decent man just a flotilla of wasters and grifters much like herself, she kidnapped the kids in grim vengence against their father so theres more court cases due about their custody, the children are also important in her battle to retain The Shitty Shack even though its an utter hole, plus there are multiple Petitions to stop it having animals completely. The list goes on & on indeed, not one single sane person would want to be her or trade places with her so her rants about "Evvryboddy is JELLUS of MEEEEEEEEEEE" are pathetic!:
There is nothing in her life that isn't Negative Publicity but she LOVES IT for some bizarre reason - presumably its a case of "Better hated than forgotten about";
24.2.24 - People don't exactly seem over-awed at her personal appearance in Neef tonight (14) Katie Price #359 His knob'll go slack,when she lays on her back,puckers those lips&he see's she’s no nips | Page 48 | Tattle Life
19.2.24 - Edna FD has deleted yesterday's FB post where skanky supposedly she said she was cooking a roast. It was littered with truthful comments such as "You big fat liar, you're in Bankso and have dumped your kids again" and we cannot have that can we???. Lol Edna, she's keeping you on your toes eh?
21.2.24 - On the grift again eh skank? She's reposting this! https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-359-his-knobll-go-slack-when-she-lays-on-her-back-puckers-those-lips-he-sees-shes-no-nips.44154%2Fpage-3&url=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fpub%3D%26toolid%3D10001%26campid%3D5338706624%26customid%3D%26mpt%3D8293026%26mpre%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.co.uk%252Fitm%252F232117958090&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=b1889f5aa24f3d4b0eee23b7f40ed95b&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
21.2.24 - filming more of it's shitty ads at the hairdressers to save her valuable time presumably, churning out naff, rubbishy & thoroughly cheap nonsense - just like the skank really. Why would anybody imagine hiring this thing to promote their product or services is a money-spinner eh???
22.2.24 - It's Customer Service skills need some work done though. "Bollocks to you!." it snipes on it's crappy little Flog-a-Thon showing what an absolute delight she truly is!!! Usually if somebody complains about something, you apologise and try to make it right but No not this thing thats for certain.
23.2.24 - Its back on Live en route to Neef with Legohead. Sniffing constantly but the lines around her mouth are so noticable
How apt is that sign behind it - "GIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"! and this, dear friends, is why Lego never actually looks in her direction ... and it is also why all of us 'Plain Janes' are jealous of her lips and surgery ... because we would all have it IF we could afford it ..........
* Its at Give Me cosmetics HQ grifting bagfulls of crap that she'll give to Bunty- they are based in Speke (liverpool) - she just commented to someone that she is going to Wales tomorrow to do a nightclub thing
*She keeps yanking her top down to cover her fat gut!
* Said JJ is good thank you
* The poor woman who has got to "work" with it trying to flog this rubbish has the patience of a saint - skank keeps picking competition winners who haven't ordered anything!! - she can't even get that right
*Says Princess uses this product for her curls that she is showing. Is Princess aware that she uses it and what about the Boots serum P was endorsing the other day?
* "Ask me a question, ask me a question!" . ME ME ME
* Soaking herself in spray, using the lip stuff. Pulling her jacket round her, pulling her t-shirt down, fiddling with her hair, sniffing & gurning.
* Says she is ready for a prosecco - remember this person DOES NOT DRINK!!
*Just flicking the bird at some who asked if she was pregnant
* She signs everything "Jordan". People wonder who Jordan is, "you will have to Google it" She's been signing her Jordan autograph since she was 17, that's for 30 years she said. She is really shit at maths too, that would make her 47!!!
* Those poor women look so embarrassed that she keeps talking about her period and Tampax - she's trying to prove she's still viable rather than the dried up old husk that she actually IS
* The twerp JJ 'liked' the live
* Says its hoping for 5 mother's day presents from her kids
* Her Noo Album of most excellent songs will be out by the end of the year. (Like the one wiv dat Skarlitt??)
* Just mentioned Kieran's name on there. I guess its OK for her to do this but not him??
* Live is nearly over. 10 minutes. She always likes to get a little arsey dig in at the end of a live….let’s see what she says today .
* She already seems like she’s got a cob on and is fed up now. She’s seen her arse (as they say around these parts )
* What an absolute shit show - I'll be amazed if Give Me Cosmetics have her back for another one of these fiascos! She was mic'd up on their Live stream but spent most of the time answering her own Live stream so you could only see her fat arse on their screen.
* Someone just asked if JJ had met Jett & Bunny & she got all narky and snapped "No and what business is it of yours?" Probably one of Kieran's friends asking."
* After that she had a right face on her & is clearly getting bored now, shoving boxes around. At one point she must have forgotten she was mic'd up as she wandered off to blow her nose with the woman asking if she was OK.
* Every time she started banging-on that she was bringing out a bra range, filming new MM series blah blah blah, the long suffering presenter kept trying to bring it back to the product sale to no avail. Those girls are gonna need a big drink after this!!
*In signing off it announces she's got to catch a train to Scotland now EH???????? Does the silly cow think Neef is is in Scotland???
24.2.24 - And of course tonight its in Neef for another spectacular nightclub event for the under 14s. Somehow Chloe has also been roped-into this calamity, the flyer trumpets how skanky's "Best Mate Chloe" is also attending to support her friend and yet on C's sms last night she didn’t mention her bestie sister skanky once! Absolutely no mention of being excited to catch up and enjoy her wonderful, scintillating company.
24.2.24 - Its Live, at the shite event in Neef! Woo Hoo! She seems hammered, says Chloe is like her twin, she can’t believe there’s 16 years age difference, she’s not joking. The thing's "lips" are bloody hilarious though
*Chloe seems to really be laying into her about her dress sense and what she wants to wear out
* KFP reckons she'd wipe the floor with all the 20 year olds in a photoshoot
* Now a spot of Pointy-toe-pouty-face to lure in the punters
* Chloe is really dogging at it! She's coming out with some great comments about KPs awful taste in clothes
* Heres Miss Trunchbull!
* Here Legohead now - this bloke is dense so yes he does seem to be as thick as he looks! Might add he’s just given Skank 11 out of 10 - what a dingbat!!
* Chloe’s asking him questions, he’s refusing to answer how long they’ve been together
* He's been allowed to confirm the "interview" with OKrap magazine
* The little berk reckons he likes her style
* She wears whatever she wants!
* Says he’s never met Harvey but he seems nice
* ust keeps grinning. It’s soooooo cringe.
Says she’s not high maintenance - she likes her JYY trackies.
* Skank just keeps piping up in the background “how does he know me so well already”
* Wonder what time they’re planning on getting to the club seeing as its gone 11pm already? ?
*She was pushing him on why he wasn’t going to MAFS reunion - she wanted him to say ‘because he’s not with Bianca or Ella anymore’…..so jealous
* Its necking the Prosecco - it'll be pissed by the time it reaches the venue
* Note to the BH & Financial Investigators - Its just confirming her designer bags are the real deal
* I wonder why when someone knocked at the door, Katie shouted, "I hope it’s not the woman from downstairs again!". So she's already pissed-off someone then?
* Now over to the skank's Twat Tok
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Look what its going out in!! The Poundshop Super Hero!!
* Legohead isn't there, he's on her live though - the plonker called it "darling!!"
* She’s superwoman and a MILF apparently! - and here comes her classic line "Am I what you expected?" Unfortunately YES skanky.
* To Legohead - "When we reveal what we will reveal….. " trying to drum-up intrigue desparately
* and "Was I ever in your thoughts before we met? Do you know who Jordan is??" Here we go again
* In reply when grilled about "Do any of your family remember Jordan?" , he said "My grandad!! She won’t like that
* Have to say, this guy is gormless, he’s way worse than thought previously in fact he really sounds stupid. Proof really that theres not much of a brain in that Lego head but it does look like he’s going to run with this bollox so he may stay longer than we thought
* So a brave Tattler took one for the Team to attend her shitshow in Neef, undercover of course - she was trying to be interesting but she fell flat. There was a lot of booing, plus a lot of people were at the club without even knowing she was due to appear. Chatting to a few people in line and in the smoking area many had attended the club without any awareness that madam was due to appear.
*Here’s a basic rundown of the evening’s events. Skank was late appearing at the club. She showed up at around 12.08 late of course and yes it was "Awwl abaahhtt MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" -
Nothing new then
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Podcast Garbage -
15.2.24 - This week's pod. 32 minutes including ads totalling about 8/9 minutes!
*Mentions she was in Liverpool at Christmas and then Newcastle, still no mention of the family Christmas get together she promised the kids.
*She's happy to be back home to the chaos of love, the kids, all her stuff, the dogs and horses (Me thinks she protests too much since the bailiffs visited and knowing she has given away the animals)
* Love Island, still slagging off the Georgias - it says about GS that her attitude is shit and "It makes them ugly" (mmmmm, yes KP, you should know)
* AFP comes in, everyone is there, the crew, Princess & Ed, Jett, Jess & Lynne (so she's still about). She's had them for days, had them then they came back again (that really doesn't make sense!)
*Cat jumps up - Its still alive then?
* Loving Love Island. (Still trying to recruit from there then eh Skanky?)
* Those JJ "rumours". She "Categorically" (can't pronounce it) says she "Does not have a boyfriend, she's not with Carl anymore, she is just seeing a friend who is a man. She's single so can go and meet who she likes, when she likes". This is all the media stirring things for her.
*There is no feud between her and Ella.
* Then says about Karen's Diner the other day with Rosie, James and their kids, so 12 of them. Bunty suggested going, she states she thought it would be boring & she wouldn't go again because it really was boring. Nice way to talk about your mates eh???
* Bunty's hat said "Least Favourite". Jett's is unspeakably awful Apparently they get you up to pârticipate in things - Bunty went up and they tried to get KP up -she was really embarrassed.
* Now advertising their crappy tour & Katie starts "singing". Family are going (says this every time then no one comes along)
* AFP starts coughing, skank tells her to stop and be quiet.
* Talks about what it's like in the industry behind the scenes - she doesn't know what it's like to do a 9-5 job, it's odd to her, the kids have been brought up with it but they are never forced on camera. She loves the camera crew.
* She naturally does things now apparently, she's bossing the crew about & they tell her "It's refreshing to work with someone who knows what to do................" Of course they do! They love a talentless bossy old bag interfering!!
* Mentions her old shows, name drops Pete, says at the end when her and PA had split, the managers edited the show to be biased against "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". - What bollocks that is about management editing the final Katie & Peter show to be biased towards Pete!! They split in May 2009 and that show was aired April-June 2009, so would have already been edited well before this. LIAR!! Furthermore in the show before they split, theres skanky saying the baby on the scan was ugly, flashing at random African men and flashing her arse in hotels, rubbing herself all over Pete to make him jealous and then telling him to eff off, oh and demanding to see all his phone records in a paranoid rage - .she doesn't try and claim that was edited does she? ! The thing is so FICK she doesn't even realise that makes her look bad! Allegedly the film crew spent more time editing the programmes than they did filming because her behaviour & filthy language was shocking thus many hours were lost with them having to stop filming because she either had a row with Peter/ another melt down / was drunk/hungover or just uncontrollable. If you saw her lifting her dress to show her fanny or lifting her top up to show her plastic norks, this was tame compared to some of the cut footage.
Back to the other crap then -
* Someone was coming at 10am to talk about starting her new book. -So all that bullshit about her writing it already was lies
* Then she's going to get nails, then lips (SFP says what again?) Princess & Ed are with her all day.
* Last night Bunty and Jett were playing a game daring to shave off eyebrows, Bunny shaved the end of hers off, but Jett wouldn't do his, so Bunty was crying, so KFP had to pencil in the tip of her brow earlier. So the kids get to play with razors then???
* Listener questions.... One asks about bras, and YES! she's bringing her own range out!!! AGAIN!! - Mostly buckets with a bit of lace on them, however its getting pretty boring now with the number of times she has said that over the last few years.
* The biggest misconception about her? "Very misunderstood - she's a very hard working single mum (she didn't mention 5 kids, one who runs the ship (very badly, like the Titanic). Everyone else just wants, wants, wants off her............ people try to goad her and affect her MH but she a true survivor..................... she's down to earth, she copes very well (mmmmm really!) and she's a funny bastard". Funny? No. Bastard? Emphatically YES
* Edna FD mentions "Well we are in the top comedy podcasts........." What they actually mean is that this shitshow is A JOKE, nothing more than that effectively.
* What's the public reaction when she goes out? "I don't go out in full makeup and little outfits for a reaction. I'm always dressed down and in my trackies, hoodies if I'm going out for a reason, like to the shops". So explain the recent sausage skin outfits then skank! People says she is smaller than they expect - only heightwise though
* Now on the beg to do Gogglebox.
* Very boring life advice questions. Edna read one out, skank hadn't even listened, so she literally had to repeat it all again, explaining the question.
*She didn't even say goodbye, she just rambles on with the usual rubbish until the broadcast cuts off
What a load of shite...............
* it has been noted that every time it seems like KP was talking shit Edna would say ‘Mmmm cool’, like for example when KP said someone was coming over at 10am to talk about this Noo Book she says she is writing. SFP clearly knows that she’s talking shit but isn’t going to pull her up on it regardless so it became "Mmmmm cool!" .
21.2.24 - its currently advertising the next shite edition of the garbage on Instagram; Not only are there only 44 responses but most of them are attacking the thing because its vaping throughout like an asthaematic Thomas the Tank Engine (aka Slaggy the Skank Engine), so it seems she's not as "Loved" as she thinks she is! (We could have told ya that skanky!)
22.2.24 - this week's edition of utter crap. Podcast run down 32 mins, ads 5 minutes. Recorded day before she went skiing.
*SFP was late as she was in meetings.
*Skank is in the hairdressers (just for a change) doing the pod, she's getting extensions re-done (so they only lasted about a week!) and had her nails done in the morning, then doing her TT shop.
* She's not lazy - look she's even working while having hair done! (ie. that nonsensical rubbish "ad" mentioned elsewhere)
* SFP asks what she's been doing during half term, it says roller blading with kids, then goes on to slag off Brighton Pier as she took kids and met hairdresser Lou there, she got her ride tickets, but Lou didn't as ticket office then closed, so they couldn't go on all the rides. Went at 5.30pm. Moaning about how it was freezing. So that evening was ruined. Half term is a week long - skank managed a couple of hours with the children before she cleared off on 'oliday with Legohead
* SFP asks about the quotes she keeps putting up on Insta...all positive she says, she is a warrior behind the scenes.
*Yes, she's still vaping.
* Her mum says her lips are like a pig's snout. (Spot on for once AFP)
* Then a 5 minutes discussion on them having their periods, she's about to come on, so has her super tampax ready. Who neeeds to know this??
* One bad review on Apple re the pod and her eating/vaping. If she wants to eat or vape, she will. So there!
*A bit about SFP's allotment.
* Mentioned when she's with the horses. (Really??)
* She can't pronounce wheelbarrow.
* Valentine's day, she only got that packet of sweets from Lou, got nothing else, SFP asked if JJ got her anything, said he's not her boyfriend, why has no one sent her anything, if she can get murder letters through the post and stuff like that, why not fucking flowers, or a pair of shoes and a handbag, or a spa weekend??
*Spent £50 on Bunny to get stuff for her boyfriend. Calls her a smart arse.
*She's now OBSESSED with moonboots, bought so many in different colours. (Note to BH - how many pairs of moonboots does one need?)
*Loves wearing tracksuits, loves to be comfy.
* Name dropped Dwight Yorke talking about when she was with him about going into some shop, oh she loves combat pants too.
* SFP asks if she wants to clear up any rumours. Goes on about JJ is just a friend who is a man, they don't say stuff when she is pictured with a woman.
* Apparently it has got a journalist she's known for years going on the pod (Wonder if this will be like all the other guests they have said are going on, but never have materialised) "Journalists don't check nuffink..............." it so eloquently states
* Her daily routine is different, this morning she got up, fed dogs and cat, sorted kids, made boiled eggs and soldiers, took Bunny with her to get nails done, sunbed, went in a shop, now getting hair extensions re-done, TT shop later, then skiing tomorrow.
* She constantly checks stuff on her phone.
* Phones Harvey twice a day, he's always sending pictures and videos. She's always messaging kids. Amy is always having a go at her.
*Last night Princess made pancakes then she cooked Fish fingers, chips and nuggets, they all sit round the table and take the piss out of each other, then bed at 8pm ready for Love Island, all the kids want to sit on her bed, she can't move, they are all on their phones.
*Lots of background noise from the hairdressers.
*A bit about psychic readings.
*It says she's at her happiest with family and animals, being at home, horses too, she loves chaos, never gets any calm. If thats true WHY is it always Out or Away??
*A bit about Jodie Marsh and her farm, media says they have a problem, but skank wants to do an OF's shoot with her. (Is Jodie that desperate???)
* On the beg for presents for her birthday.
*Viewer question about fillers and botox,
* She doesn't care about the stick, she rises above it. Basically the usual old shit but nothing about the hidden pink car, Wallis the missing horse or being engaged and pregnant to JJ, yet...
* "Spent £50 on Bunny, to get stuff for her boyfriend" ? What boyfriend?. It says Bunty is 'Draining her now". For money?....Like all the men she complains about endlessly?
* This crap was filmed before it went "sking" thus here it is stating Legohead is "Not my boyfriend!" - Why pictures of them kissing then? All fake & set up for £££££ for them both. Sad acts, the pair of 'em.
* "Cooked fish fingers, chips and nuggets" So Super Mum managed to slop this crap out to her hungry brood eh? Amazing!
Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" -
22.2.24 - heres another scam it's operating to rip of the "fans" https://tattle.life/attachments/2771715/ Liar liar, JYY crimpilene pants on fire!!! No ones messaging you & no one's interested (in you or your bloody app)
and this - just look at the face on, it like it's just drunk a mug of sulphuric acid! . She’s getting very aggressive these days isn’t she and this being the self-same thing that says on the latest Crapcast that she "Rises above" all the shite thrown at her? Methinks its more like she’s feeling it all closing in on her now rather rapidly https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2772/2772585-5d6989d0fc6891bfc1e2c7beebce3251.mp4
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
16.2.24 - A filtered-to-hell-and-back shot of the thing on 'oliday - allegedly this is with Legohead Kriten but he's staying OUT of the way of camera lenses in case anybody might thing he's actually with the thing Just look at all the wrinkles around it's beady eyes or is the weight of all those false eyelashes dragging her face downhill?
* Going back some 23 years to when it first began having Phil & Grant inflated theres this in the media. "While Amy and Jordan are overjoyed about Amy's new face, which makes her look at least 15 years younger, there might be a bit more hostility if Amy should ever consider a boob job. Frankly I don't think older women should have it done," Jordan says. "It makes them just look like mutton dressed as lamb." Speaking with all the assurance of youth, Jordan says she would never have agreed to the same operation her mum had. "Boobs are one thing, but I wouldn't dream of having changes made to my face," she says.
Just wait a decade or two, honey...... its now 2024 and just look at the state of you!
23.2.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26119605/katie-price-hits-back-trolls-lips/ SEE!! Anybody who doesn't adore her fishlips is obviously a "Plain Jane Twoll wot is jellus of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" You wish luv Yeah we do all desperately wish we had lips like a baboon's arse.
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Not far off it now skank
24.2.24 - the umpteenth blowdry of the week - gotta look good for tonight's shit-fest in Neef ain't we?? It'll still look like Worzel Gummidge by then though
Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
20.2.24 - Yes its found another group to attach itself to - woo hoo! - & it'll be trying to achieve iconic status like Judy Garland or Kylie within the LGBGT community now Katie Price #358 It’s hot and pink. Carls caused a stink. f the Range Rover, Kate...it’s game over | Page 44 | Tattle Life Honestly though what do these promotors actually think skanky will bring to their event - apart from ridicule - and in any case the thing might be in the clink by then? Consider this fact in regards to hiring skank for this event. Shouldn't the LGBTQ+ community think twice about hosting someone who has been done for revenge porn and shaming cross dressers, what are they thinking of getting this POS to grace them with her sleazy presence? She thinks its hilarious to take the piss out of Alex for cross-dressing and gleefully showed videos to TV audiences - is that OK somehow??
The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
17.2.24 - Here we go! Compliments of Alex to ya skanky, just to make your week complete https://youtu.be/BnzVoH7nCzU
* K pops up on his podcast showing the result of his hair transplant but also adding another little snippet saying the things he's now recording won't just be about fitness but it'll also be an autobiographical kind of thing where he can give 'His side' of some past stuff. It seems ALL the Exes are fighting back now - Pete where are you??
* Well not "A husband" but nevertheless...................... Could this really be true??? Is the bloke that insane??? https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot-2024-02-17-153610-jpg.2763449/
The Dodgy SW Lynne Rickwood aka Skank's Mole -
15.2.24 - it seems this idiot woman is still on the scene. Skanky has buggerred-off on holiday with Legohead in tow this time and left her with the kids yet again - so DL, how do you pay your bills living on the magic beans that Skank must pay you as you can’t receive a liveable amount of coin for wages with her debts stacking up?? She can’t go sick, no sickness pay, no pension pay, no holiday pay either - or any pay really! Poor Lynne must be really putting some hours in as well as skanky is hardly home with the kids these days & AFP can’t be much help in her condition - she's just sat on a sofa coughing so Ms Rickwood probably has to look after her as well. Well-worth chucking your career away for eh? Was it really worth losing everything for your devotion to all things skanky and all for a woman who couldn’t care less about you, one who just used you for her own Machiavellian gain, who persuaded you to abandon your career in a gross dereliction of duty and care over two vulnerable children you were meant to be safeguarding as your JOB She's beyond a disgrace & hers are the worst actions a professional person involved with care of children can take, a complete failure by this woman to protect those children, and for what? Being used by the skank
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva" -
14.2.24 - Back in the hairdressers again with the booze flowing nicely - probably needs it after the week she's having LOL
Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* The tally for Dates in Court thus far stands at two Bankruptcy hearings and at least one driving charge - all in the next few weeks! Woo Hoo!!!
And a reminder of the skank's attitude to the Courts for daring to take HER Licence away, plus a mention of the infamous pink RR. Not that a small technicality like not having a valid licence has ever stopped the thing from driving
20.2.24 - Whilst not driving in the UK (its on 'oliday in Bulgaria of course) one wonders about the fucking moron who decided to let the thing loose on a 4x4 quad tearing about the countryside. Notice it did manage to filter its ugly mush for the pictures though
In close up the wrinkles and creases on it's boat race look like someone has driven over it with a quadbike multiple times.
And the wonky mouth too;
24.2.24 - Yesterday it was on a train - either the 15:43 or 16:43 Liverpool to Euston - it sat there sprawled all over it's 1st Class seat, dirty feet on the table, vaping & being it's usual obnoxious self. She got told off by the conductor apparently for vaping!!
25.2.24 - and now this! Not like anybody around here is surprised though
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
16.2.24 - Here it goes again slagging off someone else's looks when she looks like the back end of a bus! Has she not looked in a mirror recently?? She's obviously jealous of this girl when she continually says she's pretty but she's a horrible person inside, the envy is just positively dripping off everything she's saying and the sad thing is this Georgia girl is 21 years younger & KP is old enough to be her mother! Once upon-a-time in a galaxy far far away skanky might have been called "pretty", yet inside she already had the personality of Hitler, yet for all that it's extremely sad she even feels the need to slag-off young women given that in doing so her own insecurities about ageing and her decrepit looks are all thats on show these days.
Pots 'n kettles skanky! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/25963575/katie-price-attack-love-island-georgia-steel/
* It has also released the Flying Monkeys onto K, this time for daring to mention her in an ad he's done for a hair transplant company! How very dare he???? The braindead fanzies of the skank can't even comprehend that he was trying to say he's lived in a high-profile existence.....as in people and cameras on you so he does in fact know what it's like to be under scrutiny for his appearance. The Flying Monkeys have then decided he's name-dropping to 'wind up' Kipper on purpose even though he didn't actually name her, he just showed a magazine cover that he was also on. Strange though, its in fact their belovéd Katie Price who has been charged TWICE with being an abusive person proving that actually its her who can't behave like a normal adult; And that's official.
21.2.24 - this dates back to 2016 so of course there have been several hundred others since this grand announcement
https://metro.co.uk/2016/09/28/katie-price-reveals-which-one-of-her-former-lovers-has-the-biggest-penis-6157534/
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc -
24.2.24 - So Edna and Skank are "Coming for the Twolls" on next week’s podcast. Edna is such an absolute enabling twat considering her bloody horrible sister is the biggest Troll around. Come the day of reckoning, when Skank goes down she’ll take the entire Clan Grifter with her. You are also on borrowed time Edna, the whole family are full of
Those Poor Kids -
15.2.24 - A snippet from this week's Crapcast on an outing it actually managed to take the kids on,, a trip that wasn't a Tweetmint for MEEEEEE when they went to Karen's Diner in Brighton. All the kids went (not H of course) but Jett's hat said 'Sperm Reject'!! WHY would you EVER put such a thing on your ten year old anyway but the cackling old witches were laughing about it & Edna FD said it was awful but was still laughing regardless . Bunty's hat said "Least Favourite" so not complimentary anyway but clearly worn to make her fanz larf
16.2.24 - So Mother of the Year has swanned-off for one of her Well-Deserved 'olidays with the latest dickhead in tow - yes school half term is the absolute IDEAL time to go away on adult only holiday when prices are higher than usual! Hopefully KH is getting some time with his kids this week of half term with the thing out of the way . Exactly How this dreadful example of "A Parent" can storm off on 'oliday during the time kids are off school and fans still call her Super Mum is unbelievable! Harveys not been mentioned for weeks since he caused havoc during her panto sojourn though
18.2.24 - someone is taking the piss with this posting on it's FB page -
"Snacks?" Those kids are lucky to even get one of her world faymuss epic "Woasts" once a week straight out of the freezer ready-prepped! As to referring to it as a "a stay at home mum", whatever happened to her being a top business women and world class model?? Presumably she is counting Only Nans as modelling which you can do from home, besides which, how can she be "a stay at home mum" when she is always out/away with the latest The One # (add whatever number is current) and the kids are dumped on whoever will have them rather than be with their loving devoted Father ??
20.2.24 - Yes The One #3698 meets the kids - they meet Their Next Noo Daddy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13101401/Katie-Price-introduces-new-boyfriend-MAFS-UK-star-JJ-Slater-youngest-children-romance-level.html
Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
20.2.24 - Wallis has been siezed! Heres hoping he'll find a New Home with someone decent to love and care for him properly at long last! Huge blow for Katie Price as her favourite horse ‘taken by bailiffs’ from Mucky Mansion amid bankruptcy battle | The Sun Not that skank appears to give a shiny shite as it drapes itself over Legohead in Blano but now she can take her spurs and stick 'em into Legohead instead
Be happy Wallis!!!
24.2.24 - so Frog is still alive - at least until H next visits. Where is Lady BTW???
Lies, Lies & More Lies -
21.2.24 - following on from Wallis being taken by the Bailiffs (ostensibly until she repays her debts), whats the betting we are going to get an onslaught of crap from it trying to make out the press are liars and people are just feeding them stories to make money off of her. The usual scenario basically. It will also be spread about Out There so that people start to disbelieve what is being reported on her, so she can continue to use the 'I never lie' narrative in order that when more stuff is reported on her, she will again say it's lies. Its just another example of her smoke and mirrors campaign to try and mask what is really going down.
"Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, (for blind, deaf Mugs generally) -
19.2.24 - Advertising it's Ownli Nans on Insta - check out this Well-Seksi Foter of it placing two roses where it's raspberries ought to be!!! https://tattle.life/attachments/img_1666-png.2766395/
Work aka 'Olidays -
16.2.24 - so it has surfaced in Bankso Bulgaria for it's "sking" 'oliday. Now we await Legohead surfacing.
* Mum of the year right there, took the kids on a poxy dodgem ride then got their older sister to make the pancakes. The poor love must be "exhausted" with all that hands-on parenting but at least she's getting some ME time now.
The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
15.2.24 - Heres the Plymouth Herald about her latest Bankruptcy
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/katie-price-faces-bankruptcy-shes-9101370
16.2.24 - heres The Sun casually mentioning 'er and Edna trying to grift themselves a spot on Gogglebox. This rubbish "Story" is lifted from its Crapcast, therefore unpaid for
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25977646/katie-price-sister-sophie-gogglebox/
17.2.24 - Heres The Sun picking up from Tattle that skank has been playing her little games again by contacting SB under the nose of the latest The One, Legohead Kryten. This is old territory - she does this every time one makes an escape bid! I wonder if she knows SB has also been in contact with said Legohead Kryten? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25990050/katie-price-carl-woods-behind-jj-slater-back/
* and this bombshell - the appearance of a pink RR that SB says she bought with CASH and he's been hiding for her, now delivered to the Shitty Shack so the bailiffs can go back and collect it. No doubt she bought this in readiness for her licence being reinstated a few months ago (that did not happen due to her recurrent driving offences).
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25993813/katie-price-car-dumped-furious-carl-woods-bailiffs/
18.2.24 - skanky "stuns" in a ski suit. Not sure they mean it in a way skanky would appreciate though, its more like in a "Words fail me" kind of tone https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26021160/katie-price-ski-suit-jj-slater/
* Note here that The Sun says "Read here about how much debt katie has racked-up.............................."
/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25993813/katie-price-car-dumped-furious-carl-woods-bailiffs/
20.2.24 - The Sun again - details of Wallis being repossesed and reminders of other crimes https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26045597/katie-price-horse-bailiffs-bankruptcy-battle/ - they're gunning for her! https://v16-web-newkey.tiktokcdn.com/c0e2289c36f63aa4fa0e6f8d91064c19/65d5f2ee/video/tos/useast2a/tos-useast2a-ve-0068c001-euttp/ogiJsJICIhAfdEbUQyqoV8oEnAiBUw6BmBHjdw/?a=1988&ch=0&cr=3&dr=0&lr=tiktok_m&cd=0%7C0%7C1%7C&cv=1&br=2472&bt=1236&bti=NDU3ZjAwOg%3D%3D&cs=0&ds=3&ft=piJEeMRh8Zmo0D2a794jVd3qrpWrKsd.&mime_type=video_mp4&qs=0&rc=NWVoZTU0Z2RkNjZkMzM6OkBpM25qOGo5cmtmcTMzZjczM0AzYTYyXl8wXjQxNjAwNWNgYSNyNWFoMmRzLl5gLS1kMWNzcw%3D%3D&l=20240221065509850368CAFF3B7E2FAA23&btag=e00090000
22.2.24 - this is funny though - TKU to The Sun!
24.2.24 - OK Mag getting in a snidey dig now which must be a first, calling their pathetic relationship"Toxic" based on astrology. Seems like an excuse to say what everyone 's been thinking! https://www.ok.co.uk/tv/mafs-expert-paul-brunson-i-32176527
'EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price and new boyfriend JJ Slater may be looking rather loved up, but one astrology expert has argued that the relationship may already be veering towards toxicity
As JJ is a Gemini Water Monkey, his flirtatious and cheeky ways are amplified (the Water Monkey is extremely playful and mischievous).
24.2.24 - Quite WHY the Sun have used this photo for their shite article is unknown since this is about ten faces (and bodies) ago https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26158167/katie-price-boob-job-swimsuit/
Word has it that.....................................
Undoubtedly she will get Jess/DL/AFP to ring on the morning and claim she's having terrible MH issues etc so cannot possibly attend! Its apparent now that she absolutely knew that the tax people were trying to serve her a writ from September on onwards, its confirmed by her constantly being on the look out at the Shitty Shack, her sudden renting of Essex addresses, watching the windows all the time and dodging about the place & also trying to evade the balliffs by clearing off to leave AFP & PFP to deal with them. This has gone on for months with her trapped in uk not able to take the kids out of country - it must have been a queue of court writs (including KH court papers) at the door. Yep, Bankruptcy, MHRC, driving offences, family court all on her back. and all the while theres skanky shouting that she's minted! 
. Danny & Edna will be driving to MM in a panic, PFP will be dragged out of Wickwoods Gym or the pub & all the while skank doesn't give a shiny shite. Utter chaos
This all happens when she’s away. - last time she cleared off she left AFP & PP to deal with bailiffs 
I'll also add those photos are so pathetic, theres the thing doing it's lame Peace signs again although its obvious she’s found a fellow twat in this Kryten..... oh we are going to see some tragic photos all the while this idiot is willing to play her juvenile games 
abusing woman, who’s facing numerous court appearances for bankruptcy, driving charges, and non payment of tax, causing much anger amongst the viewing public seeing her given a platform on a major tv show - go for it C4!
- go for it C4!
sniffing a lot ,, scratching and wincing, the way she sniffs and twists her mouth each time she sniffs is reminiscent of Daniella Westcrack. It must be a raging coke head thing. - 
hole, plus there are multiple Petitions to stop it having animals completely. The list goes on & on indeed, not one single sane person would want to be her or trade places with her so her rants about "Evvryboddy is JELLUS of MEEEEEEEEEEE" are pathetic!:
EH???????? Does the silly cow think Neef is is in Scotland??? 
She's beyond a disgrace & hers are the worst actions a professional person involved with care of children can take, a complete failure by this woman to protect those children, and for what? Being used by the skank 
