Katie Price 94 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack IIU aka The Bankrupt's Bungalow -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy, More Babies for MEEEE! and Weddings Nonsense
* # Ouch!! -
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Rift Gate -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies -
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock


Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."

9.9.25 - she actually posted this on her own sm's - check out the comparison between her heavily filtered poster image with the haggard old thing standing in front of it

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -

* In view of this amaaaaaazin' comeback, heres her noo Viddyo https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3697/3697780-1a2bb1b5bcf258229a0ee81ea8210a9b.mp4
1.9.25 - Wonder what irrelevant charts she’ll feature in today as she, the Clan, the , the radio stations and Red Tops scream is "stunning resurrection "of her abysmal pop music The main charts have a midweek sales chart on Wednesday, so we will check that one out to see if she’s heading for a real Number One with the musical masterpieces that are ‘I got Cheeeeeew’ and ‘Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hurrrrrrcane’
*A reminder of her stunning pop career so far, without Pete, one week in the main charts Top 100 at Number 60….

* She still thinks she's got The Proper Number One Single as opposed to the tin pot jobbie the Brain Deads did for her on Itunes - she's a joke!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36516801/katie-price-humbled-top-3-official-charts/
How can they call this farce "a comeback" when she never even Got There to begin with eh?
* Edna will be calling all the recording studios today seeing if she can get a Contract now skank is No 1 and No 6 in "the charts"
It sounds so exciting yet Troof is that iTunes died ages ago, plus this is not the main charts that have been running since time immemorial. Not that either of these fickos would understand that.
* In any case, the only "chart" skank can legitimately appear on is The Bristol Stool Chart
* They are discussing this miraculous "Chart appearance" on This Morning - someone mentioned "How can 202 downloads worldwide make a Number One single??" This is no miracle nor any sort of an achievement, in fact all it means is about 200 people have spent 99p apiece to get the rancid old sIag to the top of a pretty much irrelevant chart.
Edna and Clan Grifter will be downloading it 200 times a day to keep it there.
*And the inevitable has happenned; She's "laying down tracks now.........................." ready to amaze the musical world with her undoubted "talent"
* Two fingers at Peter now - "Karma" she calls it
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15775359/katie-price-ultimate-revenge-peter-andre/
BUT check this out!
* Someone has called out her bullshit saying it was done to piss off Peter basically
https://thetab.com/2025/09/01/the-hilarious-reason-this-old-katie-price-song-from-2017-is-number-one-on-itunes-right-now
* The lot are slipping, they need to spend more pennies asap! 48 hours it lasted at the top of the ITunes non-chart. Checking the official charts she is not in the top 100 at all, proving that this garbage is a complete false narrative put out by her and swallowed up by the press. Put out to print for clicks alone.
2.9.25 - The Real Chart - the acknowledged one - was issued yesterday. Surprise surprise!! Its good news everyone because it has to be said it was slightly troubling that the were downloading her appalling music in such numbers along with all the publicity she’s getting from the Red Tops that she may actually trouble the real charts.
Anyway, guess what! - no sign of her awful screeching in the Proper Top 100 at all!! Nothing whatsoever!!
* We already know our journalists are bloody pathetic when it’s comes to any reporting on her - they just go along with all her LIES - but this misinformation about her being Number one is ridiculous even for them! The whole thing has been a big joke so hopefully when we have the next real chart update that’ll be the end of it once and for all. The Brain Deads will have run out of pennies by then too but actually she’s already dropping down that completely irrelevant iTunes chart.
*So she's found some desperado to attach herself to in order to relaunch her Amaaaaazin' Singin' Caweer then?
Its incredible to see that she's taking her 'success' with the iTunes chart as if she genuinely thinks its appreciation of her bewtiful singing, not just 200ish Brain Deads pushing her up the charts to 'Get even' with Peter for finally snapping...
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.7.1&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-485-because-one-sheet-is-never-quite-enough.50743%2Fpage-44&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftvandshowbiz%2F36518875%2Fkatie-price-studio-x-factor-star-chart-success%2F&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=3a2345e3311485552809e5ac8753994e&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
3.9.25 - Some completely random Aussie real estate site has an article on the move and her recent chart 'success'.
It states;
"Behind the scenes, Katie had already been working with producer Rick Live. The music creator has been working with Katie on a new record - with plans to unite her with Sam Bailey.
"We're finishing up the next song now. Sound wise it's all done" he says
Katie's next tune - set to be released later this month - is called "Broken."
Just like the Bankrupt's Bungalow will be very shortly.......................... Or her Trotterz
* Crank-up the Autotune to the MAX!
* Ahh there she is, hiring out a cheap backroom studio to do her caterwauling. Its not exactly Abbey Rd is it? Nevertheless there she is carrying on with the noo storyline about her amaaaaazin' moosic caweer, pretending to the Brain Deads that she actually has a recording contract with some epic record company This poor bloke will regret getting involved with the skank just like the last one in Portsmouth did- his will be just another bill she won't pay.
* Heres her next Numba Wun Singul folks! It sounds like she's off her head on the old substances again though
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3698/3698401-0a14377f8f61beba81178e662b29e8ce.mp4
* You've gotta love then tenacity of ol' Rick Live (career dead). How many times will the sad little loser wheel out his butchered, shrieking, knackered, drug-addled client thinking "This time we're really gonna make it..........". Yeah righty-ho
* https://youtu.be/QpCEq6nnxqI "Browkern...............Browkern....................Browkern......."
* You gotta feel immense pity on the sound engineer who has to try to make something out of her shreiking that won't burst your eardrums.

Poor lad! On the other hand, when she knocks them for their fees perhaps they could release the live, un-auto-tuned version into the public arena as revenge or sell it to a company manufacturing Bird Scarers perhaps?
4.9.25 -These crappy recording sessions are paid for (or not in her case) vanity projects that any man in the street can do, there is no record contract, there is no Label going to produce it, there is no distributor to get it into the shops, there is no PR person to get it onto radio etc. All smoke and mirrors by the Queen of delusion!
* Update on the Number 1 Pop Star’s Itunes chart success, "I Got Cheeeeew" is stubbornly still in the Top 10 but down to 7 now, ‘Hu Hu, Hu Hu Hu, Huuuuuuricaaaane’ drops to 71, C’mon you’re slipping, we need more 99p downloads and you need to repeat stream her all day or madam might miss out on the Official Charts tomorrow
*

Absolute bullshit! There is no sign of her in the Real Official Top 20 chart, no sign of her in The Top 30, no sign of her in the top 100, but on this Friday’s Charts she will no doubt be Number 1 according to what the Red Tops and the are saying. Edna & Co are gonna have to get a move on as currently she’s not in the the Top 100 of the midweek official chart update
5.9.25 - Loopy Lou has posted some ridiculous videos on IG gasping and droning on about how she is absolutely speechless, she's been in the stoodyo with skank whilst recording her new album,
"Never heard anything like it, huge surprise coming…. honestly, never experienced anything like it before" Nauseating
6.9.25 - OK so the Official Chart is out and there is absolutely NO SIGN WHATSOEVER of any of skanky's so-called "Hits", however that hasn't stopped the idiotic 12 year old journos running with the bullshit about her amaaaazin' success The key words in that article are "could" and "potentially."

* Skank has posted this herself though

She reckons this crap is "surging" when reality shows that it' s tumbling back where it belongs - in obscurity.
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36587612/katie-price-daring-comeback-pop-single/
* The prospect of a millyun-selling Christmas Album? Heres one to kick you off skanky!
Are you hanging up your poster on the wall,
Are you snorting up the snow until you fall,
Do you drink drive down the hillside
With your mobile up your box
While you mainline penicillin for the pox...

So here it is, merry christmas,
Every surgery's being done,
My braindeads will buy this crap,
I'll 'ave me picture in The Sun... Apologies to Slade!
* Skanky and Cokey present their tuneful tribute to The Beach Boys:
"I may not always shove you
But long as there are flies above you
You never need to pout it
I'll make you so eugh about it.
Cod only flows when we sing in Fleetwood.

If you should ever wee wee
The stench would still go on, believe me
The mould could show rotting to me
So what good would heaving do me.
Cod only flows when we sing in Fleetwood.. " Beach Boys or was it Fleetwood Crack?
* Taken from the Trollops on Tour first night. Jeez its bad!
https://v45.tiktokcdn-eu.com/f32db579fd14b997fcd626529173779b/68c11d59/video/tos/no1a/tos-no1a-ve-0068-no/oA0FyW9sLAxIqAiI8COEQDaQNXCjw4fO9PbBiE/?a=1233&bti=ODszNWYuMDE6&ch=0&cr=3&dr=0&lr=all&cd=0%7C0%7C0%7C&cv=1&br=3186&bt=1593&cs=0&ds=3&ft=bCkzGms1PD12NezKyh-Ux_M5hY3W3wv257cAp&mime_type=video_mp4&qs=0&rc=ZWk4ZTY0aTc4MzU0NzY6NEBpM2tmN3Y5cjhuNTMzbzczNUA1M2NgNWEzNl8xLzNfNGFfYSMvcTFqMmRzY3JhLS1kMTFzcw%3D%3D&vvpl=1&l=20250908063918F666E61BB4E25D529605&btag=e00095000
* What a shambles!. When she leaned over to put the microphone in front of that fella's fac one mlight have expected her to overbalance and tumble off the stage into the front row. The ginormous tits surely weigh a ton and she must have the physical strength of a sparrow right now. The audience must have been as pished/trollied as skanky clearly was because the videos are awful, Its Sunday night down the pub with granny karaoke crucifying songs and very drunk idiots off their heads singing along. To think there are people out there enjoying this, spending coin on it, calling this entertainment, especially when you compare this to Pete's polished, professional show!
8.9.25 - "Hye Gotchew" being crucified at last night's Trollops on Tour in Brighton. Ear defenders at the ready!
She has posted this from last night on her Gram, her being the Number 1 Pop Star "singing" the massive chart hit of recent days that in fact wasn’t a massive chart hit at all. Nevertheless she thinks she’s made it now, yet theres still no stage presence but she does provide a bit of her Mr Soft walk yet all the while exuding a smuggy smugness… https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3704/3704855-e5f9118956533354669a5abbf2a84e08.mp4
9.9.25 - Trawling new levels of desperation now to make her dweems come twoo agen - literally bribing the Brain Deads to buy her crappy single then post pictures of them doing thus encouraging other Brain Deads to to the same. Yes she graciously offering a £300 prize in one of her prize draws that somehow NEVER have a winner, as she has done so often in the past!!
Surely this is illegal anyway? Its a total nothing chart though, completely irrelevant ... Skank and the Brain Deads are really dim since they dont seem to grasp that she is just paying for a spot on an irrelevant chart

Welcome to the Shitty Shack III aka The Bankrupt's Bungalow -
2.9.25 - She's moved her crap to the Bankrupt's Bungalow finally. Not that this will be her last move because it sure as hell won't be - in 12 months time she will be on Notice to Quit again having trashed the Bankrupt's Bungalow like she has everywhere else she's inhabited, then she'll be bitching again about landlords refusing to have her and having to shell out 12 months rent upfront again just to get a place to inhabit. The only way is DOWN for the rancid old bag from henceforth!! Thus far we've seen it tumble down to MEEEE! being reduced to a rented 3 bedroom bungalow from her own 3 storey mansion and she's been obliged to pay over the odds for it because she is an untrustworthy, bankrupted, crap-hoarding house wrecker with bandy legs and teeth that don't fit. The ultimate Nightmare Neighbour ... Rinse and repeat ad infinitum
* Whats the betting she leaves behind a sheaf of unpaid bills at the Rancid Rental? %
* The lucky new neighbours are in Ashington near Pulborough Sussex. Their lives will now be a living Hell for a year minimum
* https://archive.ph/OZt0W
So do these fools imagine skank would not rather be at her Manshun now instead of these increasingly diminuitive rentals?
*Comments are already wondering how long it will take her to trash the place....
* "The stylish new home is worlds away from the rundown Mucky Mansion........"Yes but she doesn’t own it does she? !!!!! This really isn’t anything to celebrate! It seems to be valued around £560k which is not a lot considering the area. The rent is high too.
*Further down she goes! We said this would keep happening & every year her circumstances will worsen.
6.9.25 - she's grifted a whole load of kitchen gadgetry in return for an Ad that she's craftily trying to disguise as just an ordinary posting about her being this amaaaaazin' "homemaker". Again. How many times has she been caught doing this?

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
4.9.25 - Cole has posted a photo of him and his new girlfriend out in Dubya - in a much more salubrious place than the rathole skank stayed in when she went on Poo Patrol. She won't be happy
5.9.25 -https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36571441/katie-price-carl-woods-back-together-ex-megan-split/

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
2.9.25 -Having been ordered to do DIY for 'Er Indoors, next heres Bong being a good lil' lad sitting in the back seat with his computer game whilst Mummy goes shopping at The Range with auntie Edna


Surrogacy, More Babies for MEEEE! and Weddings Nonsense -
7.9.25 - Here we go again with this total crap! "More baybees fer MEEEE!"!! Like as hell! She can't look after those plastic dollies let alone the poor animals
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-47-reveals-plan-35864413
How could that scrawny, unhealthy, drug-addled skeleton possibly carry a child for 9 months then? And considering all of her children have been removed from her, why does she imagine the SS will allow her to destroy another child's life when they have enabled her enough already?

* # Ouch!! -
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2.9.25 - Those Teef have given her a lisp................."Get a bit of my thithters taitht". Worth watching over and over as it's very funny.
Theres a nice shot of her baldy bits to add to the fun
She'll end up like Dracula shortly, well just in time for Hallow'een actually .
3.9.25 - Following the tragic announcement on it's FB that her electric Motability car has broken down

4.9.25 - Regarding the Numba Wun Singul farce

Nothing new there then from Knocker Price!
9.9.25 - This appears on Koketona's IG


"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
2.9.25 - still bragging about it's Numba Wun but it has moved house again.
What an asshole she is though!. How dare she boast like this and leave so many people behind her that she's left in debt. They have been ruined but as long as she's doing OK thats fine & dandy innit?. Disgusting.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3696/3696193-48e72a3acaac8d74ef76e784f529d1fb.mp4
4.9.25 - more of her "manifesting" garbage? Ah no! Its a grift instead
Junk "jewellery" this time but its speshul junk jewellery - they're good for your head and cleansing apparently. They're going to help her manifest too.... But Wow, the number 1 pop star Skanky has all the big brands chasing her doesn't she?
* and manifesting here too I won't bovva with the soundtrack because its piffle.
* The skeleton imagines she looks amaaaazin'
6.9.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-epic-revenge-refuses-35850349
* More bullshit about poor frail Katie Just ignore the made up bumpfh trying to link tests and cancer without actually telling the truth , but the backgrid pics are a joy to behold These are the best pics they got?
Whats the line behind it's Spock Ear? and this one
* The Sun should be absolutely ashamed of themselves, trying to imply she's frail because of cancer when they know full-well it's nothing of the sort- its the same as they know she didn't have cancer when she was screeching that she did, when she had benign growths in her finger .It's about time they started exposing the truth where she's concerned instead of running with all the BS she spouts
* More rubbish about Trollops on Tour, this time showcasing her "frail figure.................. the bruised eye....." Deffo Clan Grifter are on an all-out assault to divert from something going on behind closed doors. In this rubbish hey also allude to Cole being responsible last time she "had a black eye....... " ie. Slapgate, for which the skank said it was a put-up job herself and Cole most certainly DID say that when he escaped from her, that she'd done the full theatrical make-up job HERSELF to get some cash from The Sun! And here they are dredging it all up again with Cole being labelled as The Bad Guy again. Let's hope his Dad sees a solicitor.
* Something is stopping her talking about Kieran though and also Kris. And Alex, come to that. Peter is supposed to have these injunctions to slam her gob shut like the lid on a toilet and yet there she is STILL swilling it out about him 16 years on! Its just Pete. He is the one she’s obsessed with bringing down. (Not working though because his show on the same night as Trollops on Tour was packed out
No comparison is there?
9.9.25 - here we go again trying to promote itself as the Ultimate Domestic Goddess Who does she seriously think will swallow the notion (let alone her revolting cooking!) she’s peddling of being Martha fucking Stewart???? We’ve all seen the state she left the lucky mansion in, we’ve seen the piles of crap all over the house, we’ve read the first-hand accounts of people who’ve seen dog shit (and worse) all over the floors of the MM, she’s shown us photos of plates of slop she’s served up for dinner, we’ve seen the podcast where she admitted wiping her arse on towels and curtains in other peoples houses … and here she is- attempting to sell herself as some fragrant home-maker/chef extraordinaire!!!. And yes, sadly there are people who will fall for it, indeed most of them paid money to fawn over her and Katona (who frankly is just as bad) in those theatres at the weekend. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3705/3705728-87d822bb541997673b10073f5be20049.mp4
* NB - no way did she do all that chopping of veg for that either unless she used her plastic talons like Edwqrd Scissorhands - somebody else will have done all the preps. (Now confirmed it was Edna wot dun all the preps for skanky)
* and more "singing". Duff notes abound and here she is reckoning she's Beyoncé in a trackie FGS.
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9.9.25 - the latest recycled old bunkum in the Sun, hidden behind a paywall again.
* Says she doesn’t want to look like an alien…. Erm, will someone tell her
She's been very sensible by avoiding the alien look. She's gone for the roadkill look & absolutely nailed it Plus they hid this garbage behind a paywall even though its the same load of old recycled crap that we've all heard a million times before
* and more rubbish from The Sun grovelling around it again - Clemmie & Co have been busy after playtime
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36625733/katie-price-looks-slimmer-than-ever-health-tests/
Horrendous photos of the skeleton with an orange face Nevertheless NOBODY gives a monkey's - take note lurking journos
* However they’ve changed the headline from “Cancer battle” to “Cancer scare admission”. Dangerous ground there, particularly when it still has the omnipresent vape clenched tightly in it's talons !

Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
1.9.25 - Another outing for this old chestnut - skanky back in the Celeb Jungle with Peter??
There is NO WAY Peter would agree to that surely - he ain't that crazy!
* Not forgetting the FACT that ITV won't touch her after the Saaarrrfff Affrikka Twarmers and false allegations she launched at them of course............... There is no place for the skank anywhere on ITV as a consequence of her Gob & her LIES.
6.9.25 - So here we are then! Skanky's actin' debut - thats IF she turns up of course
https://www.halifaxcourier.co.uk/arts-and-culture/theatre-and-stage/katie-price-coming-to-halifax-to-star-in-new-theatre-show-5305001
* "This will not be Katie’s first visit to Halifax. In 2022, she and her son Harvey made a special appearance at The Acapulco nightclub." Yes another occasion she wheeled H out for coin.......................... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh the glories of Halifax. alongside The Palais Garnier, La Scala, Broadway and West End of London. Woo Hoo! Details in older wikis
The Truth about her starring role in this 'play' ..She is appearing in it TWICE!
2nd Feb in Ayr & on 13th Feb in Halifax - more one-night-stands with the skank!
* This is Vicky Entwistle's part, she's been in it for many months, but she must be busy a couple of nights so they've thrown a bone to Skank as a replacement.
*No money spent on Skank though, obviously she's not worth it, they've simply slapped a photo of her looking secksii over VE's face.
* She was clearly invited to perform a guest slot in this because of H ... its not because she has a new acting career, no talent or any such thing, more like its because she is an allegedly high profile parent to a disabled child therefore she will be there to draw attention to the play due to its subject matter. Thats IF she turns up even because her track record is poor and the meaning behind this play won't be important to her beyond Self Promotion. The stand-on should be on hand ready to take over.
* Its 100% guaranteed she will try and wheel H out on stage if she does show up
* Heres a cameo it did in some dreadful show years ago - proof of it's Actin' Abilities as if you need one! God help that production un 'Alifax!! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3705/3705605-6e68a68288c2ced2f9249f749b2ae9c4.mp4

Riftgate -
1.9.25 - heres the Mirror re-igniting the Braindeads again https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/peter-andre-makes-7-word-35823239

Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
1.9.25 - Not long now until Trollops on Tour kicks off playing to mostly-EMPTY theatres across the country with skank so full of herself with her gigantic over-inflated Ego before this rubbish even begins
Which begs the question : will she be taking all the credit from Kokey?
" I can lie better than you and I am a chart topping singer plus I am more interesting and deffo more seksii woo hoo!"
* This crappy Tour nonsense could be very amusing simply for the fact we will be able to see who has made her keep quiet and who hasn’t - that is, which of the Exes gets slated yet again and who gets omitted from the firing line.
And we most definitely will hear her "singing" like the prowfeshunawl singer wot she is
* Skank is so full of herself just before Trollops on Tour begins, the timing of this Numba Wun Singul is also highly suspicious when you consider theres Clan Grifter grinding away behind the scenes to Big Up skanky's involvement when effectively she has nothing relevant to add to proceedings anyway. Now she can sing her Numba Wun Singul at the Brain Dead audiences! Woo Hoo!
4.9.25 - Trollops on Tour begins this weekend with quite a few changes to the original set-up. Just look at the bumpfh at the top and ask yourself how the thing will keep it's trap shut as regards the Exes?

* Frantically plugging Trollops on Tour as launch day approaches
Such accurate reporting from this 12 year old journo - 'beaming in the booth' ... what booth? Anyone see a booth? She's in a one room recording studio set up too small to accommodate a 4 piece band with the teenage owner ...
5.9.25 - and another of her amaaaziin' Pride performances bites the dust. Milton Keynes can breathe a sigh of relief as she not attending now since she is "Filming" and "In the stoodyo" again
For some reason MK Pride are devastated and rather angry at the loss of skanky, but its probably because they have so little time now to find a replacement to screech at the audience in the slot allocated to the skank?
* The last Pride gig she bailed on were also angry over her dumping them last minute but she‘s now pulled out of 6 Prides this year although this is the most public condemnation of her so far - they are really really really angry.
* More fool them for booking her is it not, knowing her reputation for letting people down last minute? Someone made a conscious decision to book this awful woman with a well-documented history of abusing children and animals, countless convictions for drink/drug driving that could end in an innocent being killed by Price being out of her skull, she's left countless people and businesses broke with her bankruptcies and now these people are all shocked she's fucked them off now she's got a Numba Wun Singul? Let's not even get into her revenge porn charges and her shaming of Alex Reid for his interest in crossdressing, which in fact places him firmly under the Pride Umbrella. Where is their support of a member of their own community huh?When will these organisations learn that she will inevitably let you down because it’s what she does, yet one hoped the knowledge of what she's like might stop people booking her, but it never does ?
* In any case, what did MK Pride seriously expect when she's a number 3 international pop star on the levels of Rihanna and Beyonce now? Why would a narc she associate herself with such a lowly event as theirs? Madison Square Gardens awaits!
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-breaks-silence-latest-35851355
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-professionalism-slammed-pride-35851159
'Unforseen filming commitments' ... more like never-to-be-seen filming commitments like all the other crap she boasts about "filming" ... what a load of bollocks! No doubt it was Bong on his phone doing this ultra-secret "filming" nonsense rather than any REAL production crew
* Maybe its a case of her being a Numba Wun Sunguls artiste now, therefore she is far too good to be hacking it at some crummy festival?
* And off we go with Trollops on Tour - Fleetwood begins this farce! The promotion for it has been abysmal, virtually non-existent and they’ve changed the tour dates numerous times -it’s a shambles before it’s begun. Plus, it appears they have done zero preparation for it, have never met up beforehand, they are just gonna turn up and regurgitate their well-worn Woe Is Me stories aka LIES, that men are all bad etc, but with the latest bullcrap added how they are now back at the top #Winning with awful singing thrown in. The will love it
* Something is afoot - scrolling on IG and KK popped up on a Live…. Skank was reading out a message in the background, from the matriarch, saying “Don’t say anything on your Gram without running it past Soph"… AND “Nothing about Pete either....” KK shouted at her “Shut it down I’m on a Live!”….Skank has deffo been gagged Also shows the Matriarch still does put out orders for the Clan despite her being "Terminally ill" Bongo came in and said it was “Busy” in the theatre, he seemed pleased with himself that he was working hard for her doing the sums "Busy" in the theatre eh? Anton Arsehat has remembered to bring those big black curtains he hangs up to hide the empty seats and everyone will be corralled into the middle seats to make it look like a sellout.
Screenshot, she has the cat with her & she looks awful, the worst yet.
* And there they are, kicking off this Shitfest with the usual smut and sleaze, screeching about "licking holes...................."
* The Mirror sent a spy in undercover though https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-makes-bombshell-marriage-35862452
It seems she is gagged, but she still tried to go there, in fact appears she did go there so really Pete needs to take her to court NOW, She’s inferred again he had a relationship with CP by using Krakkers to actually say it - she’s pleased people support her now and see what was done to MEEEE!. Accordingly she’s also a big Pop Star now, we are never going to see this stop, she really believes she is one amaaaazin' supastar….
* "Well, he had a manager," she said, adding: "When I came out, because I wanted to be with Pete and Pete wanted to be with me, I needed to be careful how I word things now..." as Kerry interrupted, saying: "I'll say it." Katie added: "She ended up managing me and Pete and... There were three of us in the marriage."
Katie continued: "There are memories. They were very good memories. I’ve suffered 16 years cause of it, from when I split up I've had 16 years of hell. But I'm glad now that the truth is coming out on social media and people are seeing." An audience member told the Mirror: "Kerry jumped in joking saying 'I'll say it' when Katie seemed hesitant to talk candidly due to legal concerns. There was a huge wave of support for her when she did open up. Say what you like about Katie but she has a fierce support base."
Katie is delighted – and it feels like real revenge to everyone after all of the drama that’s been going on recently," says our source. "She won't go quietly where the haters are concerned – she's been so hurt and feels like she’s always painted as the bad guy, so this has truly picked her up when she needed it most."
Legions of fans have stood by Katie with their show of support for her single and buying tickets to the show – something, claims the source, that’s making a high-pressure situation a little easier to cope with. "It's not been easy for Katie having to defend herself over and over again when it comes to her exes. She feels like she's a good mum and has actually held a lot of what has gone on back," they say. "She was always going to come out fighting, but it's nice for her to have some support and something for herself for once – she appreciates it."
* What have you done eh Skank? Getting Kokey to do your dirty work is not going to make it Not Your Fault! Hopefully Kerry cokehead and Anton Arsehat get a lawyer's letter now, then this shit show gets cancelled and they all end up in court.
* and check out the classy outfit it selected for the occasion
* and WE had a spy in the camp too - She sounded like a cat being neutered sans anaesthetic.
The audience was laughing their heads off at Skankys' long black dress which had a fine mesh over her guts and which kept riding up. It rode up higher and higher until you could see half the undersides of her torpedos. Her plastics were exposed and it looked like she was wearing a bra upside down Nobody told her though, not Kerry, nor the bloke asking dopey questions.
The venue was half-empty too.
She sure looked like death though. Imagine a Cadbury chocolate eclair toffee that's been rolled in black dog hair and half-chewed. That is her face close up. The rings orbiting her mouth are VERY pronounced.
The audience were engaged and peeps invited to shout out. -'Hello you cvnt' and 'Cabbagey Bollards' (or words to that effect) And the posters (Kerry was very amused) https://tattle.life/attachments/pxl_20250905_153348195-jpg.3702033/

* Kezza carried this fiasco - it was mostly her talking which we can assume is because skank has had her gob shut for her legally and she's basically got nothing left to screech apart from two terrible "songs"
She also moaned about the Twollz bein' orrible to MEEEE!.
'The thing is, what those trolls say about me online well, they wouldn't come up to me and say it to my face......' Really skank?
So there you go, Kipper - watch out at every venue now because there'll be some hater out there to challenge you!
* Oh and as it was Kezza's birfday it would have been churlish to not celebrate the fact. Yup, it was HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU and the semi-crowd joined in. Tattler Version?? 'Happy Birthday you cvnt-face, happy birthday to you.' Oh and she had our undercover agent escorted from the premises just like she did the other one but not before a few of the audience were introduced to The Troof as regards skanky by our Agent - stuff about her that the Brain Deads don't usually get to hear nor see. This wiki is going to be busy then
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-kerry-katonas-show-35863784
* and yes it's been vaping backstage again even though it's illegal (for anybody else that is) She was vaping on stage too. One large drag had her blowing the vapour down and out through her nostrils. She looked like a mummified dragon. Very obvious. KK watched her vaping and got hers out too, so it wasn't just Skank either.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-risks-backlash-after-35862507
* Referring to 'the Australian singer'.... which is one way of getting around the gagging orders!!
Its safe to assume then that skank has been gagged, hence why the sneaky asides like this one, but she is still alluding to this alleged "affair" she conveniently discovered after Peter finally elbowed her for sleeping about.
"Well, he had a manager," she said, adding: "When I came out, because I wanted to be with Pete and Pete wanted to be with me - I need to be careful how I word things now."An audience member has since revealed Katie initially seemed hesitant to talk so openly due to legal concerns following her and Peter's recent public arguments.
* And here we go with the media repeating her claims
She even nicked that line from somewhere else too....................... Who does she think she is eh? Princess Di???
Surely CAN are going to have to act on this as she has clearly ignored the gagging order?
* AND - her 16 years of hell? WTF does she think all her exes and kids have endured from HER over the years eh?
* Just take a look at the skank here with Phil & Grant bursting out of that ghastly frock to catch the limelight

* BTW the Browkern Trotterz seem to be managing OK in those mega-heels.
* and don't think the comments on these videos are very KIND either nor the ones in the media articles
" They could pay me to see them and I’d still feel out of pocket. "
8.9.25 - Night two of this fiasco in New Brighton - Someone got kicked out of last night's show as well. At first it was thought the comment was in reference to our brave Krusty. But no, night 2 someone else was "escorted" off the stage Common or garden "drunks" apparently
*Skanky has gone from a hooker dress to a white t-shirt & black trousers & Kerry was wearing a black tracksuit In fact, here she is fishing for compliments from the Brain Deads with a bit of entirely dishonest self-deprecation Shows the wonky eye a treat though https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3704/3704983-eff67729ccef33f0fc6d113b5650fdad.mp4
9.9.25 - more on the ejectees - and they weren't even Tattlers either, just her usual run-of-the-mill scumbags
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/merseyside-crowd-cheers-drunken-fans-32435044
BUT - good grief -she made the Wirral Globe, the Northern version of Vogue magazine!!!
https://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/25450286.kerry-katona-katie-prices-wirral-show-sees-fans-ejected/

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives-
5.9.25 - Heres the Skeleton moddlin' JYY again Filters on overdrive!
8.9.25 - Flogging the CBD Miracle from backstage

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
1.9.25 - As much as people may think Pete smarmy, how exactly is it Petes fault that:
She shoved a mobile phone up her fanny in front of paparazzi photographers?
She exposed herself in the press countless times over the years?
Dane chose working with Victoria Beckham over being in a relationship with her and wanted her to abort every baby they got pregnant with together?
Dwight didn't want to start a family with her and she tricked him into it. Nevertheless he was was happy to have a relationship with the child he had 5 years after H, despite not being with the mother either - skanky robbed H of that relationship
She shagged a 17 year old boy and took his virginity while pregnant as a 24 year old?
She dumped Scott Sullivan to pursue Pete.
She was that desperate to get her cavernous fanny filled she was shagging someone other than the dad and allowing him to shove his toes up her snatch whilst 7 months pregnant, and filming sex videos with crotchless underwear and vibrators.
Like where has critical thinking and common sense gone as a nation when lies and bullshit like this goes unquestioned in the media??.
3.9.25 - heres another deranged loony https://www.instagram.com/p/DOHN5zlDM1N/?utm_source=ig_embed

6.9.25 -gleefully encouraging the rain Deads to buy this shite as well

* And also goading these morons to start on Can / Peter again



* There is absolutely NO HOPE for these imbeciles.................
* We are going to get the downloading the next shite recording from the thing on ITunes again,and they'll stream it relentlessly so no doubt it will top the Totally Irrelevant ITunes chart and the Red Tops will say it’s a "stunning comeback".
It is Never Going to Trouble The Official Charts. Sadly we will once again see the press say she is a Number 1 Pop Star & whilst that'll be annoying it won’t be true - the BS click/rage bait train gotta keep rolling
* The answer to this Adoration of Everything Skank is simple really - the wear special skank tinted glasses (mahogany brown). Whereas everyone else can see and hear what a mess of herself she has made and rejoice about her floating around the plughole of ignominy, but armed with their spesshull glasses she looks like their Qween and can do no wrong, she "Sings like an angle" and is the best muvva ever (especially to her Harv bear)

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
2.9.25 - Today's SC dump.
*Overwhelmed by her chart success and thanking the fans for taking her to Number 1 (on a nondescript "chart")
* Bought a load of junk, 4 shopping trolleys from The Range. Yaaay, nice one Trustees with your budgeting of her !
* Put her employee Bong to work on the house
* The best bit? She looks dog-rough out in the open air
3.9.25 - and more of it. Basically just boasting about all the crap she's bought for the Bankrupt's Bungalow although making a point about the stuff purchased for "Princess' bedroom......................". Thought Bunty was heard in the background too
* Oh and this! Based on the fact she has a Numba Wun Singul dontcha
* Having a right old moan because her electric car is broken, you know the one, Harv's Motability Car that he doesn't fit into that stays with MEEEE! rather than be with him for HIS USE! Convenient time for the electric Capri to "break down" just 3 days before the Trollops on Tour is scheduled to start,,,, but a cynic may suggest that skank will need a chauffeur to the first gig and doesn't P drive?. "My cars broken down P can you give mummy a lift and if your bored hanging around backstage waiting for mummy you can make an appearance on stage if you want.........." that should boost interest and ticket sales if skank makes out P's going to start joining the tour and it also sticks it to Pete and Claire. Never underestimate the depths skanky will trawl............
4.9.25 - this week's edition of bollocks - All Abbaahhhtt MEEEE! and the amaaazin' numba Wun Singul

*

* She’s in a Play
Had to do this crapcast in the nail shop because she’s a busy lady dontcha knaaaw. This is what busy ladies have to do. She’s been to Tesco’s to buy a Slow Cooker with Edna, Edna is moaning about how bad the traffic is to get to Skank’s new home.
* Skank is nesting, not pregnant LOL but it’s a new house, loving doing up the house, The Clan love the new house, Skank keeps interrupting this rubbish by chatting to the Nail Salon person - so professional this is
* She has a big kitchen now , she has a kitchen island and two sinks, she loves it
*Now the Number 1 Pop Star bollox….Her heart was racing, informed she was Number 1 & 2 on the ITUNES DANCE Charts. The next day she was told she was Number 1 & 6 on the GENEROUS CHARTS, yes she said that, not General Chart
* Later Rick Live phones her to tell her “you're in the top 40 official hit shows!" . She went, "Oh, shut up, like that. Yeah.I swear I would not lie to you. I said, how do you know? He went, because they just mentioned your name.”
* “So next I’m at Number 3 in the official charts…..IT’S NOT THE OFFICIAL CHARTS though is it?
* What I'm excited about, so I didn't know whether to cry, laugh, joy, because since the kid, I always wanted to be a model or pop star. All the kids were either me loving it, the Clan were buzzing....... Now, everything on my childhood list has been ticked. Yeah. All my dreams have come true and that's very rare to happen to someone.But it just don't happen. Dreams. Dreams are meant to be dreams.”….this is tough listening….its an irrelevant chart but well that maybe changing if IPOS comes through after her being reported for this LIE about her"Number 3 in the Official Charts" rubbish !
* "It’s been a little kick up the ass. That I have supporters out there!" . "Thousands" says Edna." Everyone on your TikTok, your Instagram, they've all been pushing it, they've all been downloading it to get in the chart."
* I can't say it enough. They've made my dream come true and it makes you think, all the that I've been through, all the , for me, it was worth getting through the other side of it, manifesting good things. And this just tops it. It's given me strength to just keep going and think. I'm not hated after all.
I said to you, I'm waiting for the bubble to burst. Because I've never had, never in my whole career, ever, ever had any positivity, ever, ever been that bottom.I know. Honestly, even the comments on TikTok, on Instagram, I'm like, oh my God.I can't believe it. How long is this going to last for?Yeah, I think it's amazing. The feeling has made it through. It just goes to show that whoever tries to dig me out, people who try and dig me out, it makes no difference because if anything, it's making people want to support me more. Yeah.”…..A pop at Pete there
“When I go out, even yesterday with my youngest, I was in a shop and she said to me in the car, "mom, how does it feel when people keep coming up to you?" And I'm like, I'm just used to it. But it's different, I love it.”…she is with B more or it could be BS, I just don’t know ( Proof sadly that she has had Bunty)
* "New song recorded and out next week, written by a producer who’s the nuts!"
* “I'm going to release another one. Even if it doesn't make it anywhere, I still know I've had a hit. Finally had a hit. And thank you everyone. So the week has been very, I've moved house in this week, got my song to number three in the charts and number one on the others.”……SHE HASN’T GOT NEAR THE OFFICIAL CHARTS - it was not a Hit !!!!!!!
* More pops at a Pete and the other partners next…
* Because like I say, I think there's a lot of platforms out there that are bringing up stuff from the past and on everything. And people are starting to realize, I really have suffered for real. Yeah, of course.And it's been going on many years and I hid it all. So for the public to show their support by making my songs. I don't even know who started that trend or when it even happened".
* "So it's been a brilliant week and I can't thank everyone. And then I go on tour in two days for Kerry. I know.”
* She’s in a play now dontcha knaaaaw… “Panto for a few days in December. And filming from a new show, then after that, doing a play, doing a proper play, got real acting to do. Touring, though it is acting, I've never acted in my life. And I'm the main part of it. What the hell? And I've seen the scripts.”
The kids next
* "Yeah. I've got all the uniforms ready. We discussed that last week. So I've got breakfast morning tomorrow. Both the kids at high school. Now the life changes. Getting to teenagers all again. I've just got rid of the other lots in the teenager years, and now I've got the other lot". "Can’t wait to cook for the kids when they are back from school…" (Is this BS, how can she have them when she’s on tour for 2 months?)
* Found a coin at the Matriarchs, "Ize found a really old coin with Princess Diana on it and Charlie. Googled it and it's worth 10 grand. Oh God.” (Yeah righty-ho skank! AFP would have snatched that back if it was worth anything!)
More reference to P & J living with her…
“Princess, she always wants me just to cook mash. She's like, Mom, I could just live on your mashed potatoes. (The grey ones??) Yeah.J, what a genius. He's been doing a bit of cooking, actually. I saw that on his Instagram the other day. Well, now he's moved out and lives with Jasmine. When they lived with me, they were good at the old cooking. They do it together as well, which is really sweet.”
* Manifesting…. “To have an album about a successful number one album and actually, oh, I could love it if I could go on the Brits.... perform on the Brits. Imagine if the Brits were doing like a throwback. You get people who've had a hit and they perform on the Brits, so why can't I?" Edna thinks it’s dreadful that skank never gets invited to the Pride of Britain awards, as Skank lives and breathes that world….
* Worried about cancer next - more LIES
* Been to doctors, “I've had my blood tests and I've got really, really low platelets and I thought that was iron and it's not.That could be a reason why maybe I've got thinner, I'm tired, no energy. They said it can affect that and I think you might have to have a blood transfusion to get them back up again. So I've got to go back in and have my blood done again.Another thing that's really weird. I had cancer years ago, I've got cancer called Leosocoma. If you look at my finger, yeah, there's a hole there and a scar there.I had it cut out twice. Can you see that dent? It never hurt, but a lump started coming up and I thought it's where I'd been riding and done something to my finger. Worried it might be back…" ( Oh God almighty................... A leiomyoma is a benign (non-cancerous) smooth muscle tumor, with uterine fibroids being the most common type in premenopausal women. Leosocoma doesn't exist)
* “I've had my blood tests and I've got really, really low platelets and I thought that was iron and it's not.That could be a reason why maybe I've got thinner, I'm tired, no energy.'' What about all the posts raving about how CBD oil has cured all her ills? She couldn't be... no, I hardly dare to say it, but... she couldn't be lying, could she? COULD SHE?
* "Everything on her list has come true....." but she’s not managed to hang onto any of it has she? This rubbish is really not something to brag about because its tragic to have had it all then thrown it all away it, rather than never to have had it to begin with. Just shows how much she’s totally screwed everything up and has'nt appreciated a single thing
* And another thing - as per this garbage in the Mail - Bunty is her youngest and she is not a "HE" therefore we must conclude that either she forgot to Google her kid's birthdate again before opening her trap or its another typo from the Mail
* Such timing though : 'Whilst I'm on a high at the moment, I might have cancer again!'
Poor me poor me, please love me. BTW I saved two kitten's lives today dontcha knaaaaw...................
8.9.25 - Utilising the kittens on SC. Moaning that she's knackered again for indeed she looks shocking on SC and in the a video where she acknowledges the Promo photo for Trollops on Tour looks nothing like the reality of her - basically fishing for compliments from the Brain Deads again. She does the self deprecation thing a lot, it’s part of her act, but one wonders if she really does know she looks dreadful now since she must look in the mirror and see the glamour days are done and earning the big bucks are at an end - unless she does Dubai runs more frequently and engages in other dodgy schemes.


Lies, Lies and More Lies -
1.9.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-celebrates-milestone-fans-35824010
We are still waiting for The Whole Truth to emerge yet somehow it never does

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
3.9.25 - We are back on the "Bouncy blow dries" - grifted of course. Looks like The Syrup has been adjusted too

* Looking good eh? The ruts and furrows on it's face are highlighted by the hairline thats receding faster than the tide -taken from another JYY crap garments fotershewt

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
8.9.25 - As to careers, Pete's show was packed with appreciative fans and he had P in the audience, as opposed to skanky's mediochre, slap-dash fiasco Trollops On Tour, Not only that but he has a programme going out today, proppa actin' anawl Eat yer heart out skanky!
Well she might be tuned in at 2.15 in her pink wedding dress shouting "My Pete! It should be meeee on the tv...... not you!!" while l'il JJ rocks back n fourth in the corner sucking his thumb On the other hand she didn't read her mum's book or her watch her daughter's tv show did she ?

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
5.9.25 - https://youtu.be/jY59cmfqesg Slamming & Swiping at Peter again.........
* and off she goes again https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15790743/katie-price-swipe-peter-andre-celebrates-music-success/
* "In that (school textbook), I wrote I want a fairytale wedding, I want a big house with lots of kids, have horses at home, drive a black Jeep, and be a famous model and pop star. Everything on that list is now been ticked. All my dreams have come true and that’s very rare to happen to someone.........................." She needs to note that those things were what she HAD - past tense - she doesn't have any of them any more!
* So, she’s winning is she? Three failed marriages, 3-bed rented house, horses (?), four kids the Courts ordered OUT of her care and one in permanent residential, a black electric car she regrets, a fake boyfriend on the payroll, and she’s an infamous model and poop star. Well done Kate. You just carry on "winning" like you clearly are.
* As for still slamming and swiping at Peter despite the warnings (by using Kokey as her mouthpiece and alluding to "Australian singers". She's clearly not taking any notice of anybody - not even the WWoW who was overheard on Kokey's IG telling the skank to bind her beak about Peter. Why is she still so bothered about this bloke after 16 years when she has the handsome, intelligent, wealthy, erudite JJ as her beau, or should I say plain-featured, dim, dumb and struggling "fashion director" dogsbody JJ, The One 3698 who has shares in a used car-lot?
* She has said said many times about Pete being her true love and "The One that got away" but IF he ever was that WHY did she cheat on The Love of Her Life to start with?. She would have no desire to were he that would she? It looks more likely to be the case here that she looks back through rose tinted glasses to the time with Pete when Claire elevated her to *almost* the nation's sweetheart which was the best and certainly most lucrative time of her life. When she could fly to America simply to get her hair done. She was in demand and living the high life. That's what she's nostalgic for and bitter at Pete about. She has never been able to replicate those glory days since and it really grinds her gears that Peter has moved onwards and upwards as she heads downhill, flailing about with increasing rapidity.
* This unhealthy fixation on PA is because *he* left *her* and she still cannot accept that fact, plus we all know that usually she finds a new victim and then discards the last one, but by him leaving her (for very valid reasons) he took the choice out if her hands. She did not like that (plus the legover-in-the-stables-bloke obviously did not want MEEEE! once she was free so that was that). It was that loss of control that has kept the obsession going over 16 years, like the sheer audacity of him leaving MEEEE!. It's not and was never about love, because she only loves herself

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!-
4.9.25 - On it's Sc - 2 of the kittens nearly died! (Well she won’t want that because of the money they will make her when she sells them). Apparently she’s just spent £1,400 at the vets & is now calling them "Her babies....) - she will have to keep the tiny eye on them. But WTF happenned? Hope it was'nt H's doing.....................
* Yep it posts this with the rider "The kittens nearly died too......................." Not her fault of course because she was doing important stuyff in the stoodyo and it was down to Bong to get help Not that she could have taken them to a vet herself seeing as she's knocked every vet in a wide radius.

*Didn't she say in the SC that the kittens were 2 weeks premature but earlier on she stated that they were 3 weeks premature (with other posters commenting on how on earth she would know unless she was aware of when conception took place). Is this another case of her lying and then not remembering her earlier lies? Also in the vid she messages about her bottle feeding every two hours and then it changes to twice a day - which one is it? Also as others have said, she is setting the usual narrative of nothing being her fault (i.e. she wasn't there when it happened), which sounds so familiar with other sadly deceased pets.
6.9.25 - getting some more mileage out of the kittens - in her "Happy Place" again, ie the Vet's! FGS
How many "Happy Places" has she got? The stables? The studio? The vets? And the plonkers are all over the vet pic praising the holy angel Katie for single handedly saving the kitten's lives even though she wasn't even there! Likewise anyone not praising her latest upcoming hit single is "JEALOUS"
* Those poor kittens are going to be carted around the country in the car by skank during Trollops on Tour - tonight is a 400 mile journey!!
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36596535/katie-price-under-fire-dangerous-detail-cats/ Yep the media have picked up on the kitten's collars being too tight.
* Here we are. Mum & kits stuffed into a carrier for a 400 mile outing with skank Why the hell would you traumatise these cats when surely they would of been much better off at home, plus how come she's allowed to take them into the theatre anyway? But then she did exactly the same when she was taking the children and H during those chronically awful pantos, when there were grown men & mummy stripping off backstage in front of them - why is she allowed to do these things???
8.9.25 - Oh and the useless RSPCA have said they are not going to act to save the kittens nor any of the other animals from Cruella de Skank. They're great aren't they? Maybe they'll give her another letter to say how wonderful she is, like they allegedly did after poor Blade died?
* Peta are now on the case

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
1.9.25 - Over on FB we have the idiotic doormat Bong trying to arm wrestle with a topless H, (Its obvs Skank's idea because she is shreiking "Come on Harv do it for mummy!" Yeah pulverise Bong and make Mummy 'appy.................
* H actually struggles even though he is hugely obese, he seems to have little muscle and has to use both hands to grapple Bong down. .Would it be churlish to suggest the hope he was going to flip the little berk Bong right across the room onto his birthgiver and snap her into pieces?

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
2.9.25 - It seems that P's' career is already being impacted by the ongoing drama. Companies are re-thinking taking her potential contracts up because they need P to be squeaky clean, without the dirt and drama that her mother inevitably brings into the equation. Well done Skank - already putting the boot into yout Mini-Me's aspirations. Hope you're proud of yourself
3.9.25 - The backlash is ongoing with P copping-it because of Mummy sticking her oar in & wanting to clamber aboard.
This was inevitible. The Mail have picked it up of course https://archive.ph/DoFPN
4.9.25 - taken from the Closer article. Skank is steadily undermining any chance her daughter has.

5.9.25 - On skank's FB she's saying that she's moved into her new house, loads to do today and then pans the camera to show the garden and the goal post nets. She's implying she has the little ones and not for the first time either. Its doubtful her access to B&J has increased or changed - she is mentioning them more to spin the Good Mum narrative after PA blew her cover about who had custody of J&P and for how long, plus where they have actually been living (& its not with HER!).
This is all because she wants the to think she hasn't lost custody of J&B despite the rumours/truths.
8.9.25 - P was there at her Dad's show instead of supporting Mummy on Trollops on Tour first night

Skank won't be happy
"Sorry Mum, I can't come to your opening night because I am going to Dad's gig....." Bet that went down well.
* NB: It was £30 a ticket for Pete's show and for Trollops on Tour - its easy to see which event made a profit

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
2.9.25 - Closer Mag are not ones for grovelling around the skank like the others do such as all this garbage about her amaaazzzin' singin' caweer etc that has somehow taken precedence over the crap she's stirred up over her useage of P, her trying to elbow in and hitch her wagon to the girl. Closer have done what the rest of the media ought to be highlighting, that skank is going to scupper any chance the girl had of making it in The Industry just by association. TKU Closer mag!
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-princess-andre-opportunities/
* Yes its Closer again, the one magazine that dares to print the truth about her! They're saying what many on here have been saying, that P is damaging her career by allowing Mommy Dearest to use her and causing trouble for her so publicly. This hasn’t just come from them because on reading their articles on Skank it’s clear someone around her or someone who has an interest is certainly calling out her lies & leaking stuff to Closer. Interesting.......
*Despite Skank frantically posting photos of P out with it & lying again about P living with her, none of it is on P’s own sm's that might confirm her bullshit as fact - indeed it’s a Skank free zone! Mother Dearest is using her and it’s clear P is at least publicly trying to keep her away, the only the trouble is mother won’t let up with her attempts at gate crashing P’s career therefore it does look like P needs to tell her lovely "mother" to back off pronto or her career will stutter as a consequence. That is why we ought to feel sorry for her - she’s only 18 after all & how tough is that with a narc" mother" like Skank gripping on tight with her talons sunk in your back?
6.9.25 - The Mail noting how skank calls out the paparazzi herself for publicity, a little snippet courtesy of Katie Hind. https://archive.is/7Zg5vHeres the accompanying video https://youtu.be/MQ4QWJsNEtA
* They’ve pretty much taken Skanky down - torn her down - in fact it sounds like Claire has had words with them because this video is very Pro Pete. Unfortunately nothing really takes her down or affects the skank as we have seen all-too-often, but this is very bad for skanky and her LIES. They drive home that she LIED about P & J living with her and so much more & they even confirm ITV won’t work with her at all now.
* The last sentence says it all - "All because Katie couldnt keep her mouth shut" BOOM!
* This DM video and article proves 100% that Katie was jealous of P doing well and blew a gasket with P's show being broadcast and MEEEE! not being included in it, so Mummy retailiated by ensuring she was being papped with pics being released on the day of broadcast to steal the limelight back. The Brain Deads will struggle to dispute this but they'll try!
* The Sun now with this hidden behind a paywall. Skank mouthing-off about P yet again and putting words into the girl's mouth


Basically skank has got the arse on her because here featured alongside P is Paris Fury with her daughter V - skank is slamming & swiping because she feels she ought to be there alongside P but she's ignoring The Fact Paris Fury is also a client of CAN

"In her eyes, if it’s OK for Venezuela to be seen with her famous mum, why can’t she step out with her mum?" Trying to make it appear that P is asking this question rather than the skank
* This looks like an angry Skank has fed this to the Sun via ’A source’ ie. Edna. This is the classic Narc and Sister pincer movement combo. Narc says wouldn't it be nice to be together like them to daughter with a pout. Child says of course, to keep the mood light. Narc Sister phones tabloid with 'quotes.' What an absolute load of BS but clearly Skank is very rattled that she cannot get near P for public events, but oh my she’s trying! Its not likely that P will cross Claire who appears to have had words - all that stuff the Mail video info is from her camp - and they say on the video more is to come, yet whilst Skank has perhaps won the initial battle over the past few weeks it looks like Claire is ramping-up a reply to this type of nonsense from the Clan. Unfortunately Skank will not let up as she is fixated that P cannot have success without her being involved. What a wonderful mother she is!