Katie Price 30 Wiki

* Seksi Foters
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
* Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!
* Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* # Ouch!!
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
* Plasterclasses!
* Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Surrogacy and/or Adoption
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Live
* The Christmas Grift Has Begun, Woo Hoo! -
* More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
* Podcast Garbage
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
* Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her

We will put this right here just to show you that NOTHING ever changes in Skank World for here back in 2017 it wasn't packing 'em in at theatres either and it was still the same old bullshit along with drunken, foul-mouthed rampaging rages at EVERYBODY, ie Men in general, all the Exes ad infinitum and even some poor bloody tramp copped some! Compare this to the farcical Live Crapcast and you'll see there is NOTHING DIFFERENT AT ALL between them
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4386145/katie-price-screams-at-drunk-tramp-to-p-off-as-he-heckles-her-during-live-tour-show/
Seksi Foters -
Imagine using this horrific image to "promote" your business!! (using the Baboon's Arse Filter)
and the Noo Calendar is out soon too
"Inn Iy seksi innit! Woo Hoo!"

OMFG!

Just stunning innit!
10.11.23 - https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0014-png.2561527/

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Give your ears a batterring with this one! https://v19-web-newkey.tiktokcdn.com/d53322645dd107e727121c2239755c79/654e258d/video/tos/useast2a/tos-useast2a-ve-0068-euttp/ogILXjMilAIuQEMIdAiyAqRBonnS6hYcfdpCF8/?a=1988&ch=0&cr=3&dr=0&lr=tiktok_m&cd=0%7C0%7C1%7C3&cv=1&br=4256&bt=2128&bti=NDU3ZjAwOg%3D%3D&cs=0&ds=3&ft=ApKJEBxTq8ZmoJJoLQ_vjgAyLAhLrus&mime_type=video_mp4&qs=0&rc=ZjQ4ZDk0aDVpNTY6ZzpmZUBpajtyanY5cmV0bzMzZjczM0BeM2NgXjMxNjMxNi41XjBgYSNnXjJlMmRzYDJgLS1kMWNzcw%3D%3D&l=20231110064011E111F8767F8462B0384D&btag=e00098000
* This fabulous old Hit of skanky's HaKnow, HaKnow my arse leaks
10.11.23 - "Tone deaf Katie Price clears the dance floor with her singing....................." EPIC! Thankyou Dail Mail!!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvshowbiz/video-1270028/Tone-deaf-Katie-Price-clears-dance-floor-singing.html

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
19.11.23 - here she goes again - defending the indefensible in the distorted shape of her skanky offspring. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/shes-not-bad-mum-katie-070000165.html

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite-
5.11.23 - https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1830389/katie-price-mum-amy-illness-new-book
Just think though, If this hate-fuelled bullshit has been edited, just imagine the vileness and hatred the original contained, in fact the lung thief can take her Book of Lies and fk right off This woman is foul when you consider she was given a second chance at life and yet instead of being thankful she chose to write (well someone else did) a book that we know was filled with outright lies and libel - and yet here she is again, moaning and continuing the grift. The wonderful NHS staff worked hard to keep you alive AFP and you survived, then you recovered and what did you do with your new lease of life? Oh yes decided to malign and hurt everyone in your feckless child’s past orbit - an absolute disgrace to Motherhood like her vile daughter.
The reason you were edited was those lies were even too much for your publisher so somehow you got away without being sued, (mainly because I think Pete and others couldn’t be bothered giving oxygen to your endless lies), and the fact you are a very sick woman it wouldn't have looked good for them. These lies must have been so bad that those libelled would have no option but to sue you. Therefore AFP please f*ck off! You used the NHS and they saved you so a bit of contrition and reflection would have been nice, but no, the grift had to continue. What a nasty bit of work this old hag is, just like her vile daughter Indeed someone who has actually endured reading all skank's crappy books over the years purely in the interests of" Research" mentions that AFP's Book of Lies manages to contradict most of what KP says in her books…..
'When I first started writing it, I put everything in," she started. "All my thoughts, all my emotions and things that I've never admitted to people before. But a lot of it was edited... I was quite disappointed in that. I argued with Harper Collins to keep everything in but I had to remove some parts for legal reasons''
Yes skank-lung, it's called LIBEL. ie untrue and indefensible. She's as delusional and bitter as her daughter!
7.11.12 - and not content with emitting the vile things from The Book of Lies, out comes another batch from the poisonous Lung-Thief itself, aka Amy Fucking Price https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-mum-amy-men-31352077 This has to be a classic Pearl of Wisdom from the old gorgon though
“When she was younger, she actually wanted to be a policewoman or a paramedic or a nurse.”
A policewoman? Thats hilarious, epecially as these days she's their best "customer" at 'Orsham nick! Furthermore the chances of it EVER even starting the Paramedic course it insists its doing are about as likely as a snowball in hell (Particularly due to the "snowballs" it likes to do on its own already)

Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! -
10.11.23 - Nice to see that bankruptcy has not affected it's ability to waste money like this. Suprising that it did not grift the tickets and upgrades though
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24687638/bankrupt-katie-price-five-figure-sum-chessington/amp/
13.11.23 -It appear another of it's shonky "companies" was struck-off in September (owing how much I wonder?) KP Merch is no more which raises the question where is it funneling all the money from flogging crap and the Plasterclasses then??


"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
https://heatworld.com/celebrity/news/katie-price-going-youtube-superstar/ - clearly she is psychic knowing all this stuff - or is that Psycho?
11.11.23 - here we go again putting itself forward in case somebody is stupid enough to think employing this psychopath is a good idea. What would she do with the FIVE kids that live with her and rely on her for roast dinners if she's away for a month eh?? What about having to look after her 5 kids 24/7, her dogs, her horses, all her daily TT selling from her kitchen in her £2.5m mansion, filming for C4 & the BBC, cooking, cleaning, her weekly therapy, her weekly volunteering, her OFs shoots, seeing her Harvey every day, recording her podcast, her podcast tour, not knowing what SB is up to, bringing her empire back, writing her autobiography, getting her hair, nails, lips, lashes done, having sunbeds to maintain that ornage glow? Then theres her paramedic training and degree course, her beauty course, her life coaching & not having her phone in her hand 24/7.
ATTACH=full]2564869[/ATTACH] She seems to have forgotten that she was Persona Non-Grata last time she put herself up for this therefore its impossible that this year is any different - and yet theres this - the red tops have picked-up on her bigging herself up and out comes this BS https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24703927/big-brother-rumoured-line-up-2024-itv1-katie-price/ The only "rumours" are those started by skank and her "Noo Ayjint" Edna, plus she seems to have forgotten her little spat with ITV. They are done with her, that door is nailed shut
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2937565/Katie-Price-visit-hairstylist-two-days-Celebrity-Big-Brother.html Plus, with this in mind will they be shipping-in a hairdresser every few days for it? And not forgetting the fact there were a lot of serious doubts that it's "winning" was all a set-up to begin with https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/viewers-demand-ofcom-launch-celebrity-5146319
14.11.23 - This is either a pisstake or the most collossal chunk of IRONY ever dished out!
Whatever! Its bloody hilarious And a "red carpet event" indeed

Plasterclasses!-

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder lightning or in rain? Nah! The next grift innit!"
Arriving in true Celeb Stylie in Merthyr
Only 90 minutes late The plasterwork is underway with a Prosecco on the go… (and vape in the other hand?) Bloody stunnin' innit? Incredible that it has spent all week getting ready for this Plasterclass having various treatments done and yet it still looks like fucking corpse that's been floating face down in a sewer for a month with rat's chewing at its rotting flesh. Note here that its actually got Bunty up there on stage having her hair done and then it needed "Bodyguards" too Sad innit? Maybe that was to fend-off the three disappointed mugs who paid £50 a ticket out of their week's benefits for this farce or the fact those two young men need body guarding when skank is out and about recruiting potential The Ones !! ?
Lookin' good eh? (23) Katie Price #328 Skank’s a raucous, butchered, shrieking freak, she a talentless show-off, her future’s bleak | Page 49 | Tattle Life
* It's funny though, skanks been banging on how fantastic this night was going to be and advertising these plasterclasses at every opportunity and yet heres the first one - NOTHING! One might think if it was such an amaaaaaazin' success with crowds of adoring fans she'd want to big it up with pictures of the event, foters showing hundreds of her "fans" enjoying the night and the after party (with DJ), then the amaaaaazin' meet and greet with Wunnerful MEEEEEEEEEE for those who paid £80 for the experience of a lifetime meeting their idol. Instead Skanks basically shafted the salon who shelled out all the money getting it ready with Prosecco and balloons and presumably for the "bodyguards" as well, alongside her "fans" who were expecting Princess whom she advertised was doing the masterclasses with her - but NADA! A fool and their money are soon parted You will also note it did not even bother to grift the legendary goody bags containing stale marshmallows and broken Barf Bums like the last Plasterclasses, instead the idiots just got the skank showing up 90 minutes late looking like a big shiny green snotter, with her unfiltered wizened face, patchy balding head, and her youngest kids in tow instead of the promised Princess Andre. You have to wonder about the sanity of those who actually contact the thing and invite it to grace them with it's presence for this debacle - I wonder what it costs them (aside from lost business)??
10.11.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24688117/katie-price-fuming-drunk-fans-masterclass/ It'll be "Slamming & swiping" soon then.
* As to the accusations it shreiked at the crapcast about it's arse leaking after that silly bint inflated it for her last week, there has been a lot of back-pedalling from the thing and even outright denials that it even said such LIES (despite their being recorded exiting her foetid gob). After this how can that woman even think of doing anything for the thing ever again - especially FREEBIES - when she has now been on the receiving end of skanky chucking her to the wolves as she does to EVERYBODY sooner rather than later? If that woman has any commonsense she'd say pay up for any further treatments because this is what you get when you use KFP to promote your business - she will throw anyone under the bus to get a headline and clearly lie about it even when there are many witnesses. There is seriously a big problem with the skank's brain and the way she can just lie like that especially when there is proof from her own mouth, but in retrospect during the "operation" Ellie did "Live" Ellie did mutter something about getting the skank to sign various forms (disclaimers). But that ain't gonna stop The Gob once it feels aggrieved
* Its got the hump majorly about people daring to be rat-arsed on cheap plonk by the time it cruised into the venue 90 minutes LATE.
Quote of the Year from it "There's a time and a place to get pissed. I've learnt that growing up." Yes thats an epic quote from the drunk/drug-driving-shambolic-pot-calling-the-kettle-out when it still behaves like a 14 year old gluggling White Lightning over at the Rec.
* The next in the series of crappy Plasterclass is being flogged now using over-filtered images of Her alongside P giving the impression that P is going to be there too. Like as not Bunty is going to be dragged to Scotland for this then when P is a No Show.
11.11.23 - two Plasterclasses next week in lucky ol' Scotland! I wonder if she'll manage to get there on time before the clients have quaffed all the booze and started fighting? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/katie-price-visit-scotland-next-31412586
13.11.23 - and another one booked in Lurgan NI but as to whether it turns up is another matter. BTW, no idea who the bint is on the poster......................... it ain't the skank is it?
*The baffling thing about this long weekend skanks got planned is WHY? How can this fiasco be a viable proposition? Just roughly working it all out it starts out Saturday - Horsham to Lurgan NI. Sunday Lurgan NI to Dundee Scotland. Monday Dundee to Edinburgh. Tuesday set back off for The Shitty Shack in 'Orsham. That's a hell of a costly road trip of 26hrs and 1230 miles in a car with the cost of Petrol, ferries, hotels, food and drink (and to keep the thing running), then there's the entourage that will expect to be paid and whoever is lucky enough to be driving the skank & Co, so even if she fills these plasterclass venues she can't be making more than £3000 so what's the point?? She'll be lucky to make anything as others have said so therefore there must be something else in it for her - for skank to be putting herself out doing these shitshows is quite out of character because skank doesn't do anything for nothing, only if it benefits HER.

Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!! -
5.11.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24636866/katie-price-adults-only-panto-queen-rat/
How is it going to fit this rubbish in around all its Tweetmints, extenshuns anawl dat bewty shite?? One might even wonder whatever possessed the idiot producers of this fiasco to even IMAGINE the skank would either be a crowd-puller or even capable of holding the rôle down, or was he led to believe that she had many years' experience playing the role of Dick Whittington's cat so didn't require to audition? NAH! More like what she actually said was:
"I've lost count of how many Dicks I've played with." Thats nearer Der Troof of it
Fact is that despite Skanky promising lots of laughs and innuendoes in Her Adult Panto, the drawback is that the only lines she can really deliver are ones that go straight up her misshapen nose. She’s going to be dreadful in both pantos and thats IF she even bothers to turn up without a whole pile of recurring Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos or other such outright LIES that "force" her to duck-out of every performance; On top of that she's both talentless and wooden nor can it sing AT ALL. Still I expect the understudy can launch her own career successfully off the back of this Talent-Free Zone aka The Skank
12.11.23 - These two Drag-Queens will look more feminine & real than skank is! She's got competition - she won't like that at all Also this quote will come back to haunt the theatre, ie. "Unforgettable" due to her in not knowing her lines, screeching, leaking, peeing, vaping etc all the way through the show
"this promises to be an unforgettable production that pushes the boundaries of traditional pantomime."
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/theatre-news/rupauls-drag-races-michaelmarouli-join-28076521
But look! Its already being discounted on Groupon https://tattle.life/attachments/img_3304-jpeg.2566632/

Surrogacy and/or Adoption -
8.11.23 - here we go with this utter bullshit - YET AGAIN! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24658750/katie-price-Pregnancy-rumours-new-video/ (Its only that old hot water cylinder cover it was wearing earlier in the day)
9.11.23 - www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24675743/katie-price-flashes-stomach-baby-rumours/ and yet in the same edition they show hideous photos of it prancing around onstage at it's crapcast with NO SIGN of this "baby". Yet again LIES & BULLSHIT
15.11.23 - Forget about it skank! It ain't happening https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-planning-sixth-baby-31436661.amp

Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
5.11.23 - Trying to perpetuate The Myth that SB is going to marry her anytime soon by trying on wedding dresses. He ain't gonna marry you EVER skank, have you not got the idea yet??? Nobody cares anyway

Incidentally, either its her huge inflated arse thats made her that wide or its the fact she cannot shut her legs anyway, then maybe its just because she is a big, square middle aged woman, but somehow it all seems so desperate in trying on these dresses deluding herself into believing SB is going to marry her EVER. You’ll never get it back Skank. Either way, you get the impression that the Bridal Gown lot were not exactly chuffed with skanky's 25 years of Moddlin' Eckspeerwience when it comes to their frocks, you know, the Super Moddle who will “Wipe the shit” with any uvva wannabe moddle Katie Price #329 Pinocchio nose, lumpy lips, Tattlers laugh when the filter slips! | Page 8 | Tattle Life
9.11.23 - heres an interesting one that certainly won't get answered by the thing; I wonder if it was the Ashtead rental because we all know he smashed the place up? Or maybe even the rental in Essicks?
10.11.23 - the excuses for the Weddin' Dresses foters - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24687986/katie-price-real-reason-wedding-dresses-hideous/
She said, "I tried on some wedding dresses and obviously I got papped in the shop, it was in the paper.
Why is there a ring light set up in the shop, how did the pap get in the shop without her telling to them "Fuck off! Yew ain't paid me!!", but instead posing and smiling away? You can also see the photographer in the mirror reflections behind her Why are the photos through Backgrid then eh Katie? Katie Price, liar, liar, leaky pants on fire.
14.11.23 - so having been keeping a very low profile for a while (even driving the thing under the radar to get it's leaky arse and wonky boobs looked at), skank announces that she has AFP & PFP coming round for one of her gastronomic delights last night. We are sooooo looking forward to the photos from last night with SadBoy now suddenly back at the high table with AFP, her putting aside her immense dislike of him as mentioned in her Book of Lies and recent interview, and him publicly dissed by the grifting matriarch. Yet now happy to share a table with her again? I do hope we have smiles all round in these photos - thats IF he goes of course
15.11.23 - awww bless! Not only has AFP been instructed to play nice with SB but the skank sends this nonsense out. She really must need him to tell some whopping great porky-pies for her!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24741315/katie-price-carl-woods-confirms-relationship-status/

Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Lives -
5.11.23 - Proof that the recent "Getaway" was a GRIFT - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24606459/katie-prices-stunning-free-cottage-getaway/ But why are The Scum writing this nonsense when its clear they want her blood? All becomes clear as the article unfolds where they point out its her just gadding about being a BANKRUPT, they're siding with KH about the kids, they've turned on her for not wearing seatbelts in the car recently & again going for Crawl as the driver as it appears they seem to want him done for it. The Sun have done this a few times now. Oooooh Crawl they want to take you down as well, Ticky Tocky you irresponsible pair, when the time comes (BH I believe) they will fully unload yet for now they play with you both like a cat with a mouse
* Here we go again, back flogging the JYY shite; Here it thinks its being highly amusing yet innovative with some of the stupid ear muffs its flogging. Quite pathetic really
* And the "Stinking by Katie Price " range now.
Someone asked, Do they cause thrush......'No they don't cause thrush, well not yet'
'Are they OK for chemotherapy skin'?.. she's said try them and let us know. So she's asking people to experiment on themselves.
* She's eating monster munch and some other junk spitting bits about - why does she think people want to see that?
* Bunny has been using her phone,"She is 'always using my phone' . So take it away from her then skanky - simples!
*She's hot so needs to tie her hair up, 'it's so hot'. So turn the feckin' heating down! No-one is forcing you to keep your house too hot - it would cut the astronomical fuel bills too
* And a repeat of this BS yet again - She has 'Severe ADHD, can't you tell?'.
* The dogs are with 'Mark who's doing the garden'. So the Bankrupt can afford a Gardener now too?
* She's trying to make out she walks the dogs and someone saw her in the Drs yesterday and she "Was hobbling, "It was soooo bad'. Must be needing the Browkern Trotterz excuse but in any case if that is so then how was she walking the dogs then?!
* Oh dear she’s got to change the washing powder and cook a roast. Such a busy day. But no actually heres Bunty with washing powder on her hands asking her to change it as she doesn’t like it - has it got the poor kid doing the washing now as well as the cooking ??!
* Look at the boxfulls of her disgusting vape things - at about £7 a go! Bankrupt of course
*Said she needs her eyebrows done when they were only done last week
* It Will be staying in Liverpool for 3 weeks from 8th Dec, needs someone to do nails, eyebrows, lashes, hair & to dm her. Facials, massages and to come to the hotel or wherever she is staying; (Don't be expecting to be paid though)
* She’s going to see the horses,
* Vaping on live… Please let someone report her!
* She's just shouted like a car alarm at one of the dogs, 'He thinks he can wee any where'. (Probably The Arrogant One again. How about you try housetraining the dogs then eh skank?)
*Said Harvey keeps asking to go to a nightclub but she doesn’t know which one to take him to. (Of course he does!!)
* GRIFT ALERT!! Also said earlier she would show us his Xmas list as she can’t get the stuff he’s asking for anywhere
* No she’s never dated Amir Khan
* Bending down pretending to stroke the dog, has a sneaky guff on the vape then puts it back on table after. Goes off camera to get water for dogs, but funnily enough you can hear the vaping and then her putting it down off camera at the spot where it was shown previously lol
* The "Dogs for sale" was a fake story apparently. Where is Fenella Dogsbody these days anyway???
* Now its shouting at Tank at the top of its voice
* Getting more tattoos from Jay when in Liverpool.
* Now scamming the £4 necklaces for £25
* Some idiot has asked when she's marrying SB?
* Talking about the wedding dresses - she wasn’t that keen on them. They made her look big. Wanted to wear one for her podcast show. Like this?
* Slagging tattle - someone told her in comments to watch her mouth as tattle were recording, said she knows the names and faces of two people who tried to dial into her BH (Who cares???)
6.11.23 - flogging crap on Twat Tok shop now - says it'll be online for three LONG TEDIOUS HOURS!!
* Not sure what she’s doing or who she’s with, seems like they’re selling makeup, but noticed she's not sure of the authenticity for the junk she's hawking.
* The female American co-host (not sure of her name or where she’s turned up from) is trying to sell this stuff but skank is just trawling the comments to search out negative ones and arguing back to them. Its not even acknowledging any other comments unless they're negative ones towards her
* Switched from dodgy make-up to flogging cheapo clothes!! Bet Jeyda is fuming
* Says she’s 5 foot 5 today but it changes all the time - or maybe she means in circumference?
* Said ‘I’ve got an unusual shape, I’m big up top and now I’ve got my new hips’ then hesitated before saying ‘from the filler’
* She thinks this current grotty outfit makes you look smart.
* The co-host (I think KFP called her Sekara.. I’ve probably spelt it wrong but that’s how she said it) has just said
‘Oh you’ve just bought a horse haven’t you’ and she said ‘yeah…’ Another note to the BH!!!
* It’s just said TT have signed her up so every week she’s going to be selling different things from kitchen stuff to fashion.
*She’s just said to Sekara ‘if you think I’m going to be the one stood here trying things on grafting, you’ll soon see about that sunshine’… Isn’t that what she’s been signed up for?? She hasn’t got a days work in her. Also didn’t realise trying on clothes is grafting now, real Hard Work innit
* Unintentional laughs from the slank - she said “I spy with my little eye”
* It can’t remember what has just been said to her. "What price is this? What size is this? What colours does it come in?" On repeat.
Who could stand to watch three hours of that when three minutes was too much.
* Now it announces it needs a warm coat because she is "Always out walking the dogs or doing the school run" When would that be then, considering she's either not at the Shitty Shack, or its online talking bollocks AND actually the noo housekeeper has been lumbered with the School Run with Bunty??
* Standing on all the clothes. "I'll hang that up in a minute" it lies without turning a hair, chucking the clothes over the rails like she does with JYY (No Jeyda to clear up after her now though)
* A real bargain here folks! Trainers were £26.99, now 10% off so they’re £25 - a WHOLE ONE NINETY-NINE reduction!! Thats a veritable bargain from the skank!! Woo hoo!!
* She was so jealous because P has a PLT advent calendar. But now she’s got one so she’s ok. This is a 45 year old woman???
* Look at the state of it with the Perma-Glow Teef!
* Bunty getting the blame again for using her stuff. Just be the fucking adult Katie and lay some boundaries instead of moaning about your kids on lives.!
* Mentioned her Griftaway in Devon at the weekend ‘with the kids’. (and SB)
* Picked up a bag of sweets and said she’s picked them for Jett as they’re blue and he likes blue but that he’s not going to eat them all in one go. (She'll have scoffed 'em all long before Jett gets a chance)
* Talking about a body cream/scrub.. Sekara says ‘use after a shower’, KFP says ‘Well you don’t even have to have a shower, you can just be dirty and put it on you’ll still smell nice’ That comes as no surprise to us skanky, you dirty old boot It says it didn’t have time for a shower so just used body balm
* Noticed Jeyda in the comments directing people to the basket.
* Earlier it stated it wanted 200k likes, only on 87k Now only about 800 people on the live, people are simply getting bored with her bullcrap (or suffering with a migraine at the prospect of listening to her foghorn for nearly 3 hours)
* Back onto her favourite topic of conversation now - farting. She really lowers the tone wherever she goes, eagerly talking about farting now.
*Smacking her fish lips - that lass next to her must be ready to twat her. Skank must be fuming there’s no filter on her face & what a bloody state she looks too!
* She’s so damned rude she keeps over talking the blond girl
* Now its bragging there’s 500 people going to her and Edna's Crapcast tomorrow - or maybe the deluded cow just added an extra 0?. "Only 500 people" at the Lowry tomorrow as they "Wanted to start small.........." FFS! Strange though because the Lowry's own website states it is licenced to hold just 440 persons - could skank be lying again?? AND there are still tickets for this crappy event readily available if you are desperate enough so NO, definately not 500 in attendance of the skank & Edna (A quick count-up reveals just under 300 braindeads have forked out for this crapstravaganza
8.11.23 - Its back on Twat Tok again from JYY Corporate HQ -
* She reckons she is a superstar on TT
* After yesterday's amaaaaaaazin' success she now reckons she is doing a tour in April
* Going off on one again when people tell her she's fallen by being on TT. "Never knock someone blah, blah, blah....It's the way forward...."
* So many people are opinionated - and skank isn't?????
* Had real dedicated fans at her SELL OUT podcast last night.
* 2 hours on stage (I saw someone say on social media it was 90 minutes)
* It now wants lip blush done
* she's got good skin because she goes on sunbeds She's got skin like an aged crocodile actually
* KP slagging Chezza off (an angry JYY client), but she's trying to tell them her address is wrong on the order.
* So totally ignoring the comments about Chezza'a address being wrong, but wants to address the comments that people say she looks like she has a cleft lip, KP says some clefts are "Cuteeeeeee"
* Again hitting back at negative comments. Saying how good her show was because someone said it wasn't - endlessly repeating that it was a "Sell Out!"
*Vaping smoke just on live again…
* Next year will be her 30th year in the industry (So now she started when she was 16?… )
*She almost put her food list in one of the orders because she’s starving.
* She needs to sit down. Tired
* Its pretending to pack JYY crap that Mugs have bought - Showing people’s addresses as she’s packing, no GDPR with JY
* She’s so on form with her work , but so many dramas behind the scenes…not taxes.
* She’s grifted an apartment in Liverpool, got someone coming to do her tree for her in Liverpool and at the MM.
* Everyone complaining they have paid delivery when it should be free.
* Wants to do celebrity bake off, now begging for that gig. (Like as hell!)
* The "Max Welts" from Stinking by Katie Price are getting an airing now.
and even more of it now -
* Blathering-on bout Karma. She'll know all about that when Hers arrives with a bang!
* Wow, she’s giving away free candy canes in the bathbomb gift boxes!!! Woo Hoo, so generous!!!
* Unsurprisingly it doesn’t have a clue what she is doing nor how to pronounce half the crappy products nor colours!
* Everyone is complaining they couldn’t leave a note on their order to get one of the special boxes
* Its doing it's party-piece again, farting again in front of Jeyda’s dad. She doesn’t care - bet he's impressed
* Vaping, Jeyda is taking her home after by the sounds of it, wants to stop off and buy more vapes as she’s running out. (There are photos from the other day at the Shitty Shack showing boxes full of her stinky vapes)
* She doesn’t take money from the government, she doesn’t take money from men…. (No she avoids giving the govt money and thats why they're after her guts-for-garters) Plus, who the fuck does she think pays for Harvey's college then because its certainly NOT her is it??
*She reckons she’s been on TT all day, so does about 4 hours ‘work’ ?
* She’s having a shower when she gets home then in bed to watch Tv. Watch MAFs in the car.
* Get Bunny ready for school tomorrow. Then TT & horse riding.
* December, she starts her YT channel again. Got something massive up her sleeve to launch it. (Her arse??)
13.11.23 - Its back on Live at the Shitty shack.
*Had her hair done earlier
*Princess is at her dad's 'today' – not the fact she LIVES with her Dad then?
*Bunty will be home from school soon
*There are 5 little dogs clambering over the sofa near the window.
*Someone has asked if she needs any gardening doing. She said ”Yes please.!” They have replied "How do I get in contact?" -lamb to the slaughter aka MUG springs to mind
*She says she's cooking lamb chops tonight for Amy, Dad, Cole, Jett and Bunny. So SB is out again then?
*Telling Bunty not to put something on the floor cause the dogs will piss on it, then spraying something that stops the dogs yapping.
*Everyone says her and SFP should do gogglebox
*She’s “Too honest “ - she hates sob stories. Dishes out enough of her own though
*Yes, she would do Big Brother again
*Showing off the new black lab puppy – poor little thing
*Says she’s doing a podcast tour in May
*Now showing inside of her fridge and cupboards - says they’re full cos she’s “Always cooking”.
*She is manic, running up and down the room because she 'Needs energy!'. Shouting and screeching.
*She has to hide the carrot cake from Harvey or he’d eat it all
*Talking about her “ADHD” - Yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*Its bringing her perfumes back out
*Mentioning Big Brother yet again - she’d love to do it.
*Says two of her horses are in the front field
*The house is too big for her, too much land. Maybe laying the story for her EVICTION?
*All she does is clean....................... (Mrs Danvers does if anyone)
* Her oil bills are so expensive - Asking someone to DM her about solar panels – on-the-grift again
* Asking Bunty to go upstairs and get one of her gummies -Changed it to dummies, Bunny said yes so she never gave up those CBD gummie things then?
* Bunty and Jett on now answering questions from the comments
*She’s making the kids say she’s good at cooking
*Still saying SB is coming with her parents for dinner - yeah like that'll be a succeess knowing how AFP hates him!!
* Its putting whole unpeeled baking potatoes in a pan to make mash , in fact she appears to be showing her fan how to make mash from scratch -And still getting it wrong !
*Yelping, sneezing , singing. Bunty is picking out the comments that tell skank she is pretty then saying she “Doesn’t like being called pretty” but describes herself as “Having a beautiful face”
* Heres Bunty mugging the camera , holding an iPad up of her doing a dance to what sounds like Pinky & Perky doing Uptown Funk & asking “Do you like it?” whilst Price clatters about in the background.
* Bunty said P&J were at their dads… Kp added ‘Today’. (That’ll be the Dad They Actually Live With 24/7 then eh skanky?)
*Then B and J contradict her by saying Junior doesn’t live there with them and skank adds “Well he’s always out with his girlfriend…………………” And she's just repeated it again, it's as if she's decided a script with the kids beforehand.
*KP loves garlic olive oil, of course she does.
* There’s 28 lamb chops on the roasting tray & now making J say again that she’s “A good cook …………………” The lies those kids are forced to say are unbelievable!
* Skank – “What do you think of the master classes?”
Jett – “There was 43 people there”
Skank- “That was the smallest one”
*People are saying hi to Jett and he's reading all the comments
* Skank "Loves having wigs made for MEEEEEEEE', then “Just DM for business stuff”. Grifting twunt!
*She just stepped on a dog shit off-camera
* So she keeps spraying constantly to 'Train the dogs'. Buddy /Captain/ whoever looked really wary of her when she moved. Apparently, these sprays just make the dogs nervous.
* Jeez she’s shrieking along to Mariah Carey now
* She's 'Twying to grow me own hair nice'. Well good luck with that whilst you've got extensions pulling it out. It says she looks after her hair. It’s a mess already despite being blow dried earlier already!
* Says she’s "curvy now" since she’s had her bum done
* She can’t even do up the buttons at the front of her shirt & can’t remember if she’s 5ft 4 or 5 (more like 4 feet 4ins)
* She keeps stuffing the dress fronts in the cargo trousers - it looks awful. Obviously using awl her moddlin’ expeerwients here then. She keeps catching the ‘dress’ on the buttons on the sleeve and just yanks it off!
* She forgot that Junior was 18 earlier - she said he was 17 then corrected herself
* Rita just came in. Skank asked her to hang all the trousers back up she’s strewn everywhere. It appears Rita does the school run too so maybe Fenella Dogsbody got fired after trying to sell skanky’s dogs and rent the house out?
* Rita goingnow - said she’ll be back in the morning for ‘buns’
Kp “ok I’ll see you in the morning.
Rita “Well you won’t see me will you?”
Kp “I will- I’ll be up ready for TikTok”
* Bunny asking who she’s staying with on Saturday?. Kp said she’d talk to her later about it. B said she’d stay at her friends - Jeyda said “Nanny”
* OMG, they’re all eating out of the mash pan with the same fork and dumping it back in! Pigs in a trough
*And it is still spraying the dogs with that stuff!!
* "We like our lamb chops really burnt'. She also told Bunny the mash 'wasn't hot' about 5 minutes ago so she's going to serve people cold, sloppy spuds, mushy veg and overcooked chops! She's putting it out before they arrive....you know, so it's nice and tepid.
* Saying Bunty can change her surname to price
*Still spraying the can at the dogs. The dump still has loads of flies buzzing about
* Its just asked Amy if she's a good cook. Amy says "Yes" and immediately looks away. Sure sign of lying..!
14.11.23 - and back it comes again spouting the usual old rubbish about H, visiting him, blah blah blah..............
* The place is absolute chaos - she's struggling to control The Teef with difficult words!
* Carl & Amy on the sofa having a chat. Cosy eh?? Seems SB and Amy are now best buddies - thers something evil afoot here! One thought about SadBoy, is AFP actually dying now and the transplant failing? She looked bad in that photo yesterday. Perhaps SB is back as time is short for her and the clan are closing ranks despite their hatred of him. One last grift to obtain coin as a happy family unit - are they selling AFP’s death now Either way, THEY NEED SB for it! Funny that since SB put up that "I don't lie i've kept the messages" post on 23rd July( the same day she got pulled and the RR towed) he's been AWOL and now Amy the enabler is kissing his arse.
*KP unable to do her own makeup (brows) without messing it up, good job she's not doing makeup on the masterclasses.
* Someone whispering to her…. she said "She don’t work for me no more…." taking about Fenella maybe?
*She asked Jett has he been for sushi
* Flogging £170 brushes for £20! Getting words all wrong and can't even undo a packet of those E Number sweets due to the talons!
* Plucking a black hair from near her mouth, she's been pulled up that much its probably part of her Bush
* So this guy Mark who was gardening the other day - now it looks like he's taking Jett out for a few hours so the clan can scheme in private and did he pick Bunny up from school as well ? Is he a Noo Flunkey? Anyone know who he is because it seems a strange arrangement?
* She’s got the audacity to say the coats she’s flogging are good for the school run, like she’d even know! Rita dropped her in it the other day about that LIE!
* Its just the usual rubbish from the skank as well as flogging rubbish to cretins
* Works from home so paps can’t follow her apparently & thus the MM cannot be taken from her because it is not safe for her and the kids to be anywhere else and therefore she needs it for work
* Admitted she's put on weight, but not pregnant
15.11.23 - and now its popped up on FB spouting all the usual shite : -
At the beginning when Jess was setting it up the creature from the Black Lagoon said:
'There's no filter on Facebook is there? Oh well I'll just make some shit up' - meaning she'll give us all the excuses as to why she looks even more like a pile of shit than normal.
* Got the kids there.................. had it's slug-brows re-done yet again, going to see H etc etc
* Been Xmas shopping today
* Bunty says her lip burnt when he put eyebrow (eyelash) glue on them instead of lip balm. Skank also shared Bunty's lip balm onto her own scabby, infected rubber lips
* Still hasn’t read AFP's Book of Lies yet. (Doesn't need to considering she spouted all the bile and hatred)
*Bought crafts today in hobby craft as starting her YouTube channel again in December
* All she does at Xmas is cook clean and give presents (grifted ones undoubtedly)
* Bunty making her a cup of tea again (Wot?? No egg sandwiches???)
* Having someone autistic is hard work you need patience
* Might do a FB live from Cheltenham with Harvey tomorrow - Wonder Has she been banned from TT again??
*Putting a Xmas tree up with Harvey Tomorow
* Isn’t selling anything on FB tonight says that for TT but giving that Snowman junk plenty of coverage
Says she’s going now has to sort the kids out and do dinner
Absolute shite!

Podcast Garbage -
7.11.23 - today's the day of the LIVE crapcast woo hoo! Stand by for a lot of shite on here!! And yet such class from these two unrecognisable old Doris's which shows exactly what The Lowry is in for later today, ie Bullshit & Teef !!
It turns up at the venue with it's belongings in a bin-bag
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and - OMFG! - it's "singing" it's Latest Hit Rekkord innitwoo hoo! Christ I'm cringing so hard my bum is puckering; https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2558/2558170-bb0b6f8c38ade0ea22552963d96e0a5f.mp4
* The Browkern Trotterz seem to be OK despite the trip to the doctor's last week due to her "agony" - look at it stomping about strutting it's funky stuff sho-nuff
* One of it's grotty acolytes posted a particularly distateful anecdote from it on its usual topic “I went to a wedding and needed to go toilet and didn’t want to go in the wedding so I had a shit by the side of the car and said no one will know they will think it’s dog shit "
Heres a bit from the Sun about this crap - " What can people do for me?" That's the typical narcissist Personality disorder way of looking at relationships - transactional. And as if people use her?! She squeezes people dry or sucks the very life out of them like a ladybird on a greenfly and then dumps them when no longer of use to her.
"She said: “I’ve been a bridesmaid so many times but it got to the point of ‘Let’s rent Katie Price so we can get on the cover of a Magazine,’ because if people had me as their bridesmaid, like some famous people, they’ll end up on the cover and get more money - so I stopped doing it."
Katie went onto add of 'fake' friends and loyalty: "I get so used so many times, I’m sick of it now. I’ve cut so many people out of my life, I just have the people around me where I can look at what does that person benefit of me and what do I benefit of them.” Admitting she is a User basically.
*Get this comment in the DM. This after it bragging that this crap was a "Sell out"
* Incidentally it was'nt only K & P that got slagged off in this nightmare by the Gob of Skank - she also mentioned AR as well and his dressing up as "Roxanne" encouraging the audience to laugh about it. It was in the papers last night but it seems to have mysteriously disapeared now off the web sites now whereby they just mention PA and KH. No wonder the thing is bricking-it because that alone could bring fresh hate charges against her, especially as she narrowly missed being charged for it last time it gobbed-off hate-fuelled stuff - no wonder shes back peddling because she must be shitting herself now (beside lots of parked cars!) Her smug face has disappeared now & shes in the shit thanks to her and her big mouth - shes her own worst enemy
* 1.5k comments in the Daily Mail & none of them positive. What does that tell you eh skank? Also, someone mentioned she's broken her restraining order by Alex, mentioning him in her shitfest stage show & he should sue her. I wish he would.
10.11.23 - this rubbish has not been released onto the public yet but the reviews have been The local rag must have been paid for this bollox - it’s not even a review, no critique at all, it just recounts the night & it’s abysmal Says the podcast is "successful" (In a kamikazi kind of way it is), which is strange considering its dropping like a stone outside the Top 250, and then it ends with this below. Kinda comical really, I’m convinced this fool was paid by Edna to write this crap …
"Just as she promised, she was completely candid in her answers, even when her sister and producer Christina advised otherwise! I left the theatre a huge fan of Katie and her sister, and eager to delve even more into the incredibly full and diverse career of Katie Price.
So far, this is the only live show planned for the sisters, however they both were very eager to continue after the sell out success of this first showing. If you’re a fan of British pop culture, this is for you – a very entertaining show from the ever-relevant Katie Price.


Review – The Katie Price Show at The Lowry | Salford Now
Based on their successful new podcast, The Katie Price Show, sisters Katie and Sophie Price took to the stage of […]
www.salfordnow.co.uk
What is there to add apart from
9.11.23 - heres this week's normal crapcast - That other pile o' shite has not been released yet (no doubt the poor bastards at Crapcast HQ are still trying to work it into something listenable)
"Cheating Husbands" How predictable - she wants to have a dig at an ex yet again! Recorded at SFP's on Monday evening.
* THIS IS RESPITE FOR HER, NO KIDS, NO DOGS, no clearing up. (Here's a suggestion, if it's too much like hard work to look after the kids you gave birth too, or all the dogs you keep collecting, then give it all up and concentrate on your favourite subject of MEEEEEEEEEEE - I've never known anyone moan about their kids so much as her).
* TT have signed her up to do the shop and lives, it's so different!, She was trying to calm her ADHD (now likes to shoe horn her adopted label in whenever she can, she can be a bit over-powering (you don't say), she gets to chose and keep what she wants.... So more crap to fill the MM.
* SFP's outfit hasn't arrived yet for the live show (you mean she actually ordered that old sack??).
*Reckons she got papped in the bridal shop, Is she actually for real!!!!!! SHE sold the photos through BACKGRID - give me strength with her constant lying to make herself look the victim! SFP told the Daily Mail that she was trying on dresses for the show, so why did they then run a story about marrying SB?.
* She was trying on size 16 dresses, said she looks hideous, says they have outfits being biked to the venue, maybe she didn't pay so they never arrived.
* Her backing track hasn't come through either, She might sing" Hano I got chew". She's shitting herself, but it's good to have "drenaline", think she meant adrenaline. Has'nt it alredy said "Drenaline makes me poo!" (Yeah that and )
* There were drunk people at the Make up masterclass who were so loud on Saturday. Apparently there is a time and a place to get pissed, obviously they ruined the Kate show. Pots 'n kettles
* Knows there will be paps at the live show. THE MUA Steph, was coming on the train with them too. They want a nice chill day before, no drama, says something again that it will be as doesn't have the kids - she didn't want family there on this one - they weren't happy at only being able to record video messages. Really................
* She wanted it to be dramatic to come on stage but knows there is no curtain.
* Trying to flog the subscription service to her podcast.
* On about the dogs and the new puppy - it goes on her bed and wants cuddles all the time, she's trying to keep the MM pristine at the moment.
* The dogs bully each other (probably as they don't have any discipline and just get yelled at or squirted with that noxious liquid)
* She only went to Chessington for half a day, fast track cost her £600 as 6 of them went, plus tickets, so over a grand and only went on 4/5 rides, she didn't ask for free tickets, but wish she had. Errr who the fuck does she think she is!! Did fast track as the kids are impatient, it was a rip off. Thats good coming from her as Chief Rip-Off Artiste
* The story about her getting chucked off a ride was not true! She was upset and it spoiled the day (story didn't come out until after, so how did it spoil it?) Journalists should do their research and not treat her like a doormat.
* Boring bit about the ghost hunting, not even worth talking about.
* No SFP never did Page 3, just some glamour shots, heaven forbid someone else should do the same as HER.
* SFP told her next year will be her 30 year anniversary of being in the business - really? So it was 16 when it started getting its baps out on Page Three then???? She wants to do a coffee table book of her seedy images. More like a door-stop
* Yes, Kerry K is still her friend. (which says it all.................................)
* Life Advice with the Price.... on about a cheating husband again - she can sympathise with the gaslighting and narcissism, as she has been in that position, "You feel shit....you know you did nothing wrong..... he looks the dick."
* Then another question about some bloke forgetting their anniversary, again bit boring.
* SFP mentions something going round on TT about a father/daughter hen and a stag weekend in Amsterdam and the guys basically stick their c*ck through holes and the women can do what they like to it, this particular one turned out that it was the girl's dad doing it, if you get my drift, KP called it abuse!!!
* The end of another exciting pod. Sounded like they may take a break soon recording it and be back January, so why have they just launched a subscription service then ? Why take a break when its just the same old bollocks served up every single time?
15.11.23 - the Crapcast is floundering about at No 215 in the Apple Chart now and dropping steadily, however thats not quite as bad as the huliliation of the thing's magnificent Only Grans. What an embarrassing failure she's turned out to be on onlyfans when she's only getting 30 - 40 likes a day despite the fact that she's dropped her monthly subscription to $3.75. Yes that's £2.42 nett for 30 days access to laugh at that deformed, sexless, old fashioned body of hers with it's hair-lipped, bewigged, titchy-eyed, lumpy face. Staying on there must be doing her more harm than good unless she has to stay on because she's induced a load of pretty young girls to join and is getting a rake-off from their earnings. Poor, poor Skank, it's obviously not what you were born to do after all, or if it is you're 25 years too late.

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva" -
10.11.23 - Its got the right hump over "fans" who got pissed whilst waiting 90 minutes for it to turn up for the Plasterclass.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-furiously-slams-fans-31405010 Oh the bitter irony of it not to mention the grand hypocracy from pisshead-in-chief skanky, she who is in no position to take the moral high-ground with other people when there is a well-documented history to her booze and druggz episodes over the years. More than enough to crash the wiki system in fact

The Christmas Grift has begun, Woo Hoo! -
6.11.23 - yes the campaign to scrounge all her Christmas gifts for the kids has started - I mean why spend munney when you can scrounge this stuff from idiots eh? It was noticed yesterday that skanks started the Christmas grifting for freebies, ie it says H has a Christmas gift list with stuff skank conveniently can't find or hasn't got time to shop for so she puts it all out to GRIFT, then skank is also on-the-grift for an idiot in Liverpool to be at her beck and call doing her hair, makeup and general repairs for free for 3 weeks! It seems it doesn't know where she's staying in Liverpool either because it hasn't bothered to sort out boring stuff like that even though it has had months to do it, thus now its trying to grift a freebie hotel/house/flat to stay at again for free for 3 weeks! It won't be long until the grifting list of J&B's Christmas presents they want makes an appearance, then theres the tree, the acceptable decorations, Christmas dinner and her usual "Can anyone help?" with Christmas jumpers, PJ's all the same for the "My world" family sat around a pile of presents under the Christmas tree picture, then the all time number one priority of grifting a freebie holiday beginning of January because Christmas has been such a strain on her mental health looking after 5 kids, the house and cleaning, cooking Christmas dinner all by herself.

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
8.11.23 - Awl dem Tweetmints have been so worthwhile eh??
* But this is absolutely HILARIOUS! That butt enhancement thing last week that it did Live has now proven that "If you pay peanuts you get monkeys" , ie you grift a Freebie and this is what happens. From the images that have escaped from yesterday's farcical Live crapcast it looked like skank had pissed it's pants again, only it turns out that actually its arse has literally Sprung a Leak - all that gloop that was stabbed into it last week is oozing out! What a fine endorsement of that Ellie's workmanship LOL https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24666778/katie-prices-bum-filler-leaks-out-on-stage?utm_source=sharebar_app&utm_medium=sharebar_app&utm_campaign=sharebar_app_index
This is a novel act to set before a captive audience though because skank has surely been completely innovative here just for once ie. leaking gunge from your backside live on stage. It puts a whole new twist on the expression "Working my arse off".
8.11.23 - this comment is ACE! (47) Katie Price #329 Pinocchio nose, lumpy lips, Tattlers laugh when the filter slips! | Page 30 | Tattle Life
* Apparently the story about the bum leaking was fake and the journalists made it up but Ellie Arse Jabber is upset. Yet if that is the case then our original guess about the stains on it's leggings must be right - it had pissed itself again! However Ellie is upset alright so maybe skank has blown-it for more freebies? Skank laid the accusation herself live on stage - not any journalist - she announced her arse was leaking and blamed Ellie and the procedure she did! Bet old Ellie was giving skank a good old bitch bashing and told her to fuck off with getting anymore work done for free so skanks had to kiss arse then blame the paparazzi for telling LIES - the only problem there is that everyone heard her say it live skank and everyone has read the story. Lift Aesthetics instagram story has Skank doing a long video saying"No leakage" and to get off her back - it says "The press are out to destroy MEEEEEE and Ellie and it’s not happening!" Finishes with her showing her bum with ‘No leaks’ but now saying she’s followed all the advice including no baths for 2 WEEKS
*Full-on denials and blame-shifting now https://tattle.life/attachments/2559999/ She is seriously trying to gaslight all the people who heard/read the words which came from her own mouth -"THEY'RE ALL LYING"
11.11.23 - Now the Turkey Teef are getting some stick https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24700911/katie-price-ross-friends-turkey-teeth/amp/
12.11.23 - the comments on Reddit about her seksi bikini foters are not very kind either - someoene called the thing "A fridge with legs........" https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0178-jpeg.2565421/
15.11.23 - the grovelling has obviously paid off after Arse-gate. The mingers are BFFs again
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_5799-jpeg.2572508/
And as promotional gumpfh goes, this one is bloody epic! ‘We had the pleasure of dissolving Katie Price’s current lips.’

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
8.11.23 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-utterly-savage-31387607
and more of same https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24668017/katie-price-swipe-peter-andre-crowd-boo-him/
9.11.23 - does she think Peter (or anyone else) actually cares about her wedding dress?
/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24671841/katie-price-wedding-dress-peter-andre/
Back in 2017 at another of it's disastrous Live shows (article posted above) it was even then affirming that Pete still ticked all the boxes. She said this six years ago.... and probably said it six years before that...
"She gushed that she "never" wanted to split from Peter and said she married second husband Alex Reid just to "get over" the Cypriot crooner. By coincidence, she also revealed she intends to go back into the same field as Pete's current doctor wife Emily - by finishing her training as a nurse."

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
8.11.23 - getting some sympathy mileage out of H at her crappy crapcast. It explains why H was despatched back to residential early though doesn't it? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24667198/katie-price-harvey-major-meltdown-mucky-mansion/
11.11.23 - those awful videos utilising H for Larfs are popping up on it's FB page. . Male voice, could be SB, saying "that's too big for Harvey, give me some". H replies with "Shaddup ??? You cunt". KFP just says "Harvey" whilst laughing
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20231110_204642_facebook-jpg.2564015/
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20231110_204530_facebook-jpg.2564016/

Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
13.11.23 - so the announcement of an extra date added onto the Plasterclass World Tour this coming week means that the skank will now be in Northern Ireland for one night followed by two in Scotland. This means that the skank who "Cannot leave the kids, especially Jett" is going to be away Saturday, Sunday & Monday unless she takes them with her which means Bunty will be off school Monday/Tuesday again top fit-in with Mummy's "plans". Or will AFP take the girl again?
16.11.23 - Info reveals that after all skank's insistence that her intervention had "Stopped P wasting her life going to College" and tthat she Herself was going to accompany her to a tinpot dodgy 3 day "course" to learn all there is to know about Bewty - et voilà! Up pops the news and a photo that in fact P is enrolled and has started A PROPER COURSE at a real college, rather than some shonky thing run by one of skanky's grovelling acolytes!

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
7.11.23 - Well this time it's P taking a swipe at Mommy Dearest
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-andre-swipes-surgery-obsessed-31374227 "My nipples are beautiful" - this remark is aimed at Tattlers as we all know her radio dials crusted up and dropped off looooooonnnggg ago.. We know you read here stinky snatch, you haven't got to pretend you still have all your bits to us.. We know the truth
9.11.23 - Taking a swipe at Peter in this one https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12725599/Katie-Price-buget-hotel-podcast-tour-bankruptcy.html Also it "took a swipe" at Alex on the recent Live crapcast seemingly having forgotten about the Restraining Order he has on her.

The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -

5.11.23 - Its put out a video on IG today stating SHE puts the worst surgery pictures out there so the paps can’t get their shot
6.11.23 - Another subtle dig from The Sun
8.11.23 - heres a snippet from the article about its leaking arse :
"Having almost sold out the Salford venue, the star took part in a series of Q and A's with fans as well as treating them to two live singing performances.
One theatregoer said of the event: "Katie was in high spirits and as unfiltered as always and made sure that the crowd we're having a good time. " Really? lol
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-329-pinocchio-nose-lumpy-lips-tattlers-laugh-when-the-filter-slips.42517%2Fpage-31&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-12725599%2FKatie-Price-buget-hotel-podcast-tour-bankruptcy.html&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=171420d5806669311409981c951fdf89&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D Heres a really lovely article in the Daily Fail complete with pictures of the her leaving her '£60 a night budget hotel'. Described her as a bankrupt and 'no stone will be left unturned into ascertaining what it is going on with her finances' ( quote from financial investigators!). Also a close up of her face which is the most unflattering yet!! Oh the knives are coming out for you now KP!! Couldn't happen to a nicer person either! The horrid old cowbag!!
9.11.23 - Heres the Sun again pointing out how The Mighty Have Fallen - from £500 a night lukshurry to £60 per night
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-329-pinocchio-nose-lumpy-lips-tattlers-laugh-when-the-filter-slips.42517%2Fpage-35&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-12725599%2FKatie-Price-buget-hotel-podcast-tour-bankruptcy.html&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=5fe7170b37011db655853cbd2d084f4b&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
10.11.23 - forget the article itself - go straight to the comments! https://nypost.com/2023/11/08/lifestyle/british-reality-star-katie-price-announces-butt-leak-during-concert/
Heres The Sun making mention of the thing's wonky norks finally! Katie Price #329 Pinocchio nose, lumpy lips, Tattlers laugh when the filter slips! | Page 47 | Tattle Life
and the Mirror now have a dig https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/bankrupt-katie-price-checks-out-31402895
plus The Metro
and the Express getting in on the Leaky Arse Situation. https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1833551/Katie-Price-bum-fillers-leakage-pictures
15.11.23 - heres the Sun giving Kieron a bit of backing in his quest to get his children back to safety
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24736152/katie-price-new-row-ex-bunny/amp/
So SFP, where is your comment for your absolute dick wipe of a sister eh? Nothing ehbecauseyour GUILTwon't let yousit there and defend her and say what she is doing is right. YOU are allowing her to keep those kids away from their dad without good reason and allowing her to carry on lying and making up shit just for a headline. I hope you and your husband don't ever suffer the same fate. You're ALL just a bunch of enabling, money grabbing.... [insert what you like here]

16.11.23 - Here come those "Crool Twolz" again when actually its not so much that but its acually The Sun sticking the knife in again
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24748144/katie-price-embarrassment-cruel-trolls-vaping/
"Discussing her habit, one person cruelly remarked: “Why are you vaping!!!! You are a disgusting and vile woman!!!! You’re an embarrassment to your children.”
A second harshly said: “Oh shut up Katie chugging on your teenage vape!! All you care about is yourself!!”
While a third asked: “How can you vape when your mother is slowly dying of a lung condition.”